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ANOTHER WORD FOR MINDFUCK「Jonathan Crane 」 (

phobiaasphyxia) wrote in

capeandcowl,
@ 2008-12-18 06:20:00

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jonathan crane | the scarecrow

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[ Email / 123yourit | Hackable ]

I've thought about it -- how would you be keeping track of me, exactly?

[ / email ]

Hark how the bells,
sweet silver bells,
all seem to say,
throw cares away~

Tis' the season, Superheroes! I hope you've all been good this year! ~~For any baseline definition of good, I suppose.~~

Anyway, to go along with the entire holiday season -- and because I've yet to be approved for any sort of practice in this place -- I'll be running ~~private, hour-long audio-therapy sessions~~ edit: quiet get-togethers (which sound better than "therapy," granted) out of my apartment in the coming weeks, simply in case any of you need to speak to someone about something in confidence. I promise that whatever we discuss will remain completely confidential, and that I no record will be kept of anything we discuss; no one deserves to be alone or without a shoulder to lean on during the holidays, after all!

I hope all of you have a happy holidays;
- Doctor Jonathan Crane, Ph. D.

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	I know I'm on hiatus and I should be asleep right now but shdfjahsdkjf Crane @_@ returntoeven 2008-12-18 11:15 am UTC (link)
	"Therapy sessions." How very generous of you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 11:17 am UTC (link)
	Truly, "therapy" might be a misnomer, now that I think about it... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	returntoeven 2008-12-18 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Possibly. The word "therapy" tends to have negative connotations. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	[e-mail / Crane] Tim will almost certainly put in more measures than he SAYS he will if allowed in 123youreit 2008-12-18 11:19 am UTC (link)
	That depends on what you're comfortable with. Would a camera in your office, a phone tap, and wearing a tracer be acceptable to you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[e-mail / Robin] Duh. phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I suppose, though I really wouldn't appreciate any of the footage regarding my patients to be available to anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	[e-mail / Crane] <3 123youreit 2008-12-18 11:32 am UTC (link)
	No-one but me will have any access to it and I'll destroy it after checking there's nothing suspicious involved. I'm not interested in divulging other people's secrets. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	phaseback 2008-12-18 11:41 am UTC (link)
	What, no Hanukkah songs? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 11:44 am UTC (link)
	I said happy holidays! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	hellraiser02 2008-12-18 11:47 am UTC (link)
	"Quiet get-togethers" Riiiiight. So are you still Queen of England, bucko? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 11:49 am UTC (link)
	You really have no reason to be snarky. I'm not sure, have the peasantry revolted yet? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	[private] glassandsmoke 2008-12-18 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Listen, can you prove that you're qualified to do this? Other than typing "PHD" after your name. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[private] phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	[ insert attached picture of the badge he used to use at Arkham Asylum. It looks very legitimate. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	[private] phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, if you were seeking for a more...I don't know, ask me anything about Psychology and I'll tell you thin that's fine too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	catmasked 2008-12-18 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Quiet get-togethers, huh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	You are invited as well, Selina. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kamikazeaussie 2008-12-18 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	I like this version but Dolly kind of sounds like a slut. I wish I was singing with Rod instead. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grenadeball 2008-12-18 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	you probably wish you were having sex with rod i'm pretty sure if you tried to do it in any position other than missionary at a speed of .001 mph you'd end up breaking his spine (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I was never a big fan of Dolly -- I feel she tries too hard to have her voice warble out like that -- but Rod Stuart? Aces. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	grenadeball 2008-12-18 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	TI'S THE SEASON TO BE GETTING FAT, GIRL FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT, FATTTTTY FAT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	........ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	phobiaasphyxia 2008-12-18 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	That's not even close to a Carol. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	xf_shatterstar 2008-12-18 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I think that is one of the best versions of a carol I have heard. Getting in the Christmas spirit, are we, doctor? (Reply to this)

	creampuffedly 2008-12-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're... a therapist? (Reply to this)

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	Has anybody ever told you that "therapy sessions" never work? (Reply to this)

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	Offering your professional services..? (Reply to this)

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