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29th-Apr-2009 10:42 pm - Without Loss of Enthusiasm.
Title: Without Loss of Enthusiasm.
Fandom: Americal Idol [S8].
Pairing: Adam/Kris.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Sometimes the polls lie. Sometimes public opinion's wrong. And sometimes the only person who should be broken, is the one who deals with it best. Just like sometimes, sometimes, the only person who should be elated is the one who cracks.
Warnings: Bad language.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. )
HBIC
13th-Apr-2009 01:57 pm - Blind Faith [II]
Title: Blind Faith.
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold [AU].
Pairing: Matt/Brian.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: That's the thing with these religious types. So, so many answers, not a question to be seen. Like a guitar without strings - useless in its static simplicity.
Warnings: Blasphemy.
Dedication: [info]missgates, who made me realise I don't do this for the boys - I do it for my girls ;] And [info]wakethefallen, who is a genius unto us all.

Your faith was strong but you needed proof, you saw her bathing on the roof - her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you. )
HBIC
12th-Apr-2009 10:09 pm - Blind Faith [I]
Title: Blind Faith.
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold [AU].
Pairing: Matt/Brian.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: That's the thing with these religious types. So, so many answers, not a question to be seen. Like a guitar without strings - useless in its static simplicity.
Warnings: Blasphemy.
Note: This was originally written for [info]a7xchallenges, but went far beyond the upper limit. Check the place out anyway. It's rather dandy.

Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so? )
HBIC
26th-Mar-2009 06:33 pm - Erastia Valley
Title: Erastia Valley.
Chapter: Prologue.
Fandom: Placebo / David Bowie.
Pairing: Brian Molko/David Bowie.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: When his parents divorce Brian is dragged kicking and screaming into his worst nightmare. The dusty, bleak, Conversative town represents everything he hates and everything he refuses to be. Just as he thinks his isolation cannot worsen the battered old shack he calls sanctuary is bought up. But that only causes a dramatic shift in his world as the enigmatic buyer darkens the white-washed Baptist haven around him...
Warnings: AU, underage sex, atrocious language, kink, sub/dom play.

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. )
HBIC
15th-Mar-2009 04:01 pm - It Was Acceptable At The Time
Title: It Was Acceptable At The Time.
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold.
Pairing: Matt/Brian.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: The perfection of them fucking in the closet is almost too much to handle.
Dedication: [info]unabashed [:
Author's Note: My brain is wrong. I apologise.

I got love for you if you were born in the 80's. )
HBIC
31st-Oct-2008 05:01 pm - White Hood - Prologue: Realtors
Title: White Hood.
Chapter: Prologue - Realtors
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold.
Pairing: Matt/Brian.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Brian purchases a dusty old house in a strange old town for the sake of a masochistic love of horror. However, irony decides to sink its fangs right into his ass as he loses the ability to decipher what's stranger - the town and its monosyllabic inhabitants; the house and its plagues of gnats that disappear over night; the plumbing that has a habit of spilling acid across his fingers, or the dreams of the white hooded man who whispers soundlessly in his sleep.
Warnings: Death, gore, horror, murder, drug use, supernatural sexin' and dandruff.
Dedication: [info]brilliantcunt <3 She knows why.
Author's Note: I've written a story every Halloween since I've been in this fandom and I'll be damned if I break a good thing now. This is quick and dirty; don't expect philosophy. It's plain old cheesy imagery, just how it should be.

What we call real estate--the solid ground to build a house on--is the broad foundation on which nearly all the guilt of this world rests. )
HBIC
8th-Aug-2008 02:40 am - Just Not Today
Title: Just Not Today.
Authors: [info]newark & [info]lovelickhump
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold.
Pairing: Matt/Zacky.
Rating: PG-15.
Summary: Life is but a routine.
Prompt: aug 07 08.
Warning: Broken hearts.
Word count: ~1800 words.

( Call me sad, but how would you ever know? )
HBIC
5th-Aug-2008 05:02 pm - Kill Or Be Killed
Title: Kill Or Be Killed.
Fandom: Avenged Sevenfold.
Pairing: Matt/Brian.
Rating: R.
Summary: Brian, the arrogant celebrity of his time picks up a young boy in a bar. He's just fun. Just easy. Good dick, good mouth, soft nature. The perfect toy to twist and torture. But when Brian takes Matt's kindness as too much of a weakness things begin to shatter.
Prompt: August 3 08
Warning: Death.
Dedication: [info]subjecttosin <3

Only he would do such a thing. )
HBIC
26th-Jul-2008 09:19 pm - Upload / Download
Title: Upload / Download.
Pairing: Matt/Brian [A7X].
Rating: PG.
Summary: The next morning neither of them get why he starts calling me Shadows.
Prompt: July 24 08
Warning: Block-breaking babbling.

Making friends with shadows on my walls. )
HBIC
Title: Ninjas And Pirates Agree: Cowboys Suck (But Robots Are Okay Dudes).
Chapter: One - It's All About The Guts: Part One
Rating: G - NC-17
Pairing: Jimmy/Brian in various guises.
Summary: An epic of four stories featuring Jimmy and Brian depicted as ninjas, pirates, cowboys and robots across the ages. They battle, they conspire, they shoot and they sail, all in an effort to decide which legendary group are the best.

At the end, you decide. You solve the age old question. Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Cowboys vs. Robots. The most powerful entities ever depicted on Earth fighting it out for the top spot.

The future of awesomeness is in your hands.
Dedication: Belated gift for [info]heartsxrecycled, who probably wishes she had never asked [;

Crack will make you do things you never thought were humanly possible. )
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