| Inside Mary Worth 6/14 |
[Jun. 14th, 2009|01:09 am] |
http://www.timesunion.com/comics/?feature_id=Mary_Worth&feature_date=2009-06-14
Mary: Do you like the salmon squares? I tried a new recipe! It will go so well with all the other unrecognizable food here. Anyway it doesn't matter; these are throwaway panels!
Toby: They're delicious! Why, they look just like Topps bubble gum, even down to the cardboard taste!
Toby: It's too bad Ian and I will miss Delilah when she arrives! I'll have to get the whole juicy story secondhand from you. How long will she stay with you, Mary? You do know there's a dead pool bet among the other residents, don't you?
Mary: I'm not sure yet, Toby but put me down for three weeks, tops! However much time she needs. to make sure that she gets everything she asks for in the divorce!
Mary: When you return from Scotland she might still be here! Although I don't know why if you intend to bring Ian back with you!
Toby: As much as I'd like to see Delilah, I hope she doesn't stay with you too long, because... that little tramp tried to steal my sugar daddy last time she brought her skanky little self around here!
Toby: I want her to return to Lawrence...Lawrence-Livermore Laboratories, where they will hopefully rocket her into space! I mean... for them to reconcile. Yeah. That's what I meant. Really.
Toby: They were so happy together! I still can't believe it! I thought I had her out of my hair for good!
Mary: I know...That's why their separation is such a surprise! I wonder if she's run through his entire fortune this fast...!
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Brilliant! Lawrence Livermore Laboratories had me ready to shoot ice cream out my nose!!
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