Comics Casserole

In today's strip, Curtis tells Barry that if Michelle treats him like dirt this Christmas, people should at least have the decency to also feel like crap.

Ted Forth, 6 December 2009

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[Dec. 5th, 2009|03:15 pm]

In today's strip, Ted chooses a tree because it's too good to go in his house. This elicits a Peanuts reference.

Mopeypete Kal-Elbean, 6 December 2009

[Dec. 5th, 2009|03:11 pm]

In today's strip, Mopey Pete is inspired to write about Santa's visit to the Fortress of Solitude by the noise Les and Khan are making putting up Funky's new sleigh on the roof of the pizzeria.

Grandmother Night (9CL: December 5)

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[Dec. 4th, 2009|10:10 pm]

Future-Gran decides to accept her mission as Mata Whori, a change signified by a final panel entirely in German (which few here will be able to understand), and at the usual 60-degree-plus tilt (which few here will be able to stand, period).

Thanksgiving Table o'Terror - The Sequel (Luann: December 5)

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[Dec. 4th, 2009|10:02 pm]

JocastaNancy De~~Bitch~~Groot finally agrees to give Toni a chance, even though she "knows" what the outcome will be. (Actually, the outcome I'd like to see would be Dirk coming back in a steroid-fueled rage to take revenge on Brad, and whacking JN by mistake.) BTW, since the parental units are turning off the lights for the night, has either of them thought to check whether I Can't Believe It's Not Tiffany has gotten back home yet, and isn't currently in some back seat "down under" Bruce?

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Zits: December 5

[Dec. 4th, 2009|09:47 pm]

Stoooooooooopid and useless Jerkemy wants more money from his parents, and is unwilling to economize. As I said a couple of days ago, concerning the cell phone: I understand that, no matter how bad the economy is doing, the Golden Arches are always hiring.

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Crankshaft: December 5

[Dec. 4th, 2009|09:44 pm]

Cranky's seed catalog review ends with, in case you weren't expecting it, a final-panel pun.

Cathy must die, 5 December 2009

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[Dec. 5th, 2009|01:26 am]

Irving foolishly hopes that Mira Junior will cure Cathy of her coupon obsession; he's chagrined to see that his mother has a more advanced case of the 'disease'.

Funky Winkerbean, 5 December 2009

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[Dec. 26th, 2009|02:10 pm]

Holly says it's too bad that the cops made Funky move the display to the roof but she likes it better there. If it were me, I'd have asked why he didn't do that in the first place.

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Curtis, 5 December 2009

[Dec. 26th, 2009|02:07 pm]

Barry surmises that, unlike Curtis, Michelle lives to please her parents.

Sally Forth, 5 December 2009

[Dec. 26th, 2009|02:06 pm]

As the Forths finish decorating their tree, Ces reminds us that platitudes are a key social lubricant.

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Stone soup 12.04.09

[Dec. 3rd, 2009|11:45 pm]

babsbybend

Em, I kinda doubt that police officers are allowed to use their cars for personal errands. Maybe in some communities they are, but this sort of takes place in the Eugene/Springfield area of Oregon.

(I remember reading of one, where the officers were asked to park them at their houses or somewhere on the block that they lived in, as it was suppose to curb crime, but that was a long time ago.)

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/stone-soup

And speaking about Eugene (and why Bend was so empty on the streets tonight, as almost everyone was huddled around television sets, watching the game): Oregon Ducks are in the Rose Bowl! Civil War game 37-33 (v. Oregon State Beavers).

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34266349/ns/sports-college_football/

9 MoreMomentsOfWomance Lane: December 4

[Dec. 3rd, 2009|10:19 pm]

Mata Whori makes Big OSS Guy promise that he'll let her sing for Our Troops as well as Those Nasty Nazis...because he luuuuuuuuuuuuuuvs her, of course. Meh.

Thanksgiving Table o'Terror - The Sequel (Luann: December 4)

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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|10:01 pm]

JocastaNancy is a hypocritical, mean-spirited bitch. And she knows it. And she's proud of being that way, because "that's what being a mother is all about."

JocastaNancy must die.

Cathy must die, 4 December 2009

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[Dec. 4th, 2009|01:24 am]

Bulletin: Irving confuses Cathy's coupons with her purchases. Film at 11.

Zits: December 4

[Dec. 3rd, 2009|09:23 pm]

News flash: Walt is a Luddite. I'm just glad Thing 1 and Thing 2 dropped their broken-cellphone arc -- since my barely-a-month-old cellphone broke today, I'd worry that they really did have a camera at my house.

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Crankshaft: December 4

[Dec. 3rd, 2009|09:20 pm]

The garden/book club report and its flying puns continue. Let's just say I agree with whatever-the-surviving-twin-sister-is-named in the final panel.

Candi With Candi: December 4

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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|09:14 pm]

I guess Starline heard my pleas, and spared me from any further glimpses of inter-species paw-jive, at least from this week. Instead, we get Mr. Touchdown U.S.A. giving Little Miss Pinkhair a back-rub and a pep-talk. The back-rub, she notices. Would those two going roadside constiutue "inter-species," too?

Ted Forth, Sucker or Dupe?: 4 December 2009

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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|03:11 pm]

Ted boasts about how old the tree topper is until Hilary notices the Target logo on the base.

Curtis, 4 December 2009

[Dec. 3rd, 2009|03:09 pm]

Curtis laments Michelle's career because it deprives her of the chance to gaze in awe at a jail-bound cretin wearing a boot on his head; the damage to her personality is a tertiary concern.