Comics Casserole

We switch gears from Wally slowly going crazy to Les being frightened by change. A lateral move, at best.

Sally Forth, 10 February 2010

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[Feb. 9th, 2010|03:10 pm]

Sally confuses Ralph's demand to know about his new department with idle chitchat.

Curtis, 10 February 2010

[Feb. 9th, 2010|03:09 pm]

Michelle spends most of the strip boasting about what she'll do; once she sees the choir, her smile vanishes. This is most likely because the Curmudgeonite who said she confused "choir with members over seventy (years of age)" with "choir with over seventy members" is spot on.

9 YearsHardLabor Lane: February 9

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[Feb. 8th, 2010|11:27 pm]

Apparently, Baron Hummungusprich von Genitalia is "in trouble" for spilling the beans to Mata Whori irohW ataM. (Trouble from whom? The other prisoners, who knew she was a spy, but wanted her around because she was a hot spy? The camp commandant? Someone we've never heard of before?) For her part, I'm hoping MWWM is about to get in trouble of her own for her role in this charade.

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Maria Sue: February 9

[Feb. 8th, 2010|11:19 pm]

Brad gives ICBINT tips on how to maximize make-out time with The Bland Down Under during rehearsals. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Bruce is going to get called back home mid-production, forcing her to suck face in public (six times!) with understudy Gunther.

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Zits: February 9

[Feb. 8th, 2010|09:55 pm]

Setting a new standard for stoooooooooooooopidity and uselessness, Jerkemy loses his cell phone in a loaf of bread. I'm not making that up.

Cathy, 9 February 2010

[Feb. 9th, 2010|01:51 am]

The Universal Saleswoman exploits Cathy's inability to do basic mental arithmetic and fear of surgery to sell her an illusory dream of beauty.

Crankshaft: February 9

[Feb. 8th, 2010|09:50 pm]

Cranky uses the Vince Lombardi approach ("We need to get back to basics...this, gentlemen, is a football") to his bus-driver trainee.

Stone Soup, 9 February 2010

[Feb. 9th, 2010|01:48 am]

Gran tells Holly to STFU about how hard being an overstuffed middle-school student who has to wait in line for food is; since the blond chick can't grow a conscience, it ain't gonna take.

Candi Without Candi: February 9

[Feb. 8th, 2010|09:44 pm]

The Blue-Crowned Slut is frustrated that her (completely correct, IMHO) identification of The One With The Crazy Brother as a "bitch" only amuses the latter.

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Curtis. 9 February 2010

[Feb. 8th, 2010|01:39 pm]

Curtis questions Michelle's grandiose plans for the gospel choir; if the people at CC are right and the choir is made up of seniors, he'll probably switch to derisive hooting.

Sally Forth, 9 February 2010

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[Feb. 8th, 2010|01:37 pm]

The Alice and Sally of the past talk about how much they hate Ralph.

Hesaid Shesaidbean, 9 February 2010

[Feb. 8th, 2010|01:35 pm]

Holly questions whether Funky can afford to hire Wally; he says that they can't afford not to. I hope that Funky's insurance is paid up.

9 SecondsOfMyTimeWasted Lane: February 8

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[Feb. 7th, 2010|10:17 pm]

Yadda, yadda, yadda...artistry, sexuality, pomposity...yadda, yadda, yadda...

Nothing happens in today's strip.

Fools Before Felines: February 8

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[Feb. 7th, 2010|10:15 pm]

Don't look now...but it looks like the lions have their very own big-cat equivalent of Larry the Croc.

Cathy must die, 8 February 2010

[Feb. 8th, 2010|02:09 am]

The Universal Saleswoman is about to convince Cathy to buy a bunch of stuff she doesn't need so she can kiss a man who doesn't know that Valentine's Day is coming soon.

Maria Sue: February 8

[Feb. 7th, 2010|10:08 pm]

The increasingly-insufferable ICBINT gloats to Brad about how she beat out RealTiff "for once." (You mean, like for about the 17th straight time over the past couple of years?) In response to Brad's understandable confusion as to how she can play a Puerto Rican girl, she explains they'll have her wear a wig and "dark make-up." Oh, great. That's going to go over just fine with Latinos everywhere. Tell you what, guys -- why don't you just do Porgy and Bess instead, and have the whole cast in blackface? Anyway, break a leg, ICBINT. No, I'm not using an old theatrical adage...I really want you to break your leg, you egocentric twit.

Stone Soup, 8 February 2010

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[Feb. 8th, 2010|02:07 am]

Gran tells Holly to STFU about babysitting and stop being such a snotty little bitch; I love the Web sometimes, don't you?

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Zits: February 8

[Feb. 7th, 2010|09:46 pm]

News flash: Parental displays of affection freak teenagers out. Coming up next -- we discover the Pope's religious affiliation, and find out what bears really do in the woods.

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Crankshaft: February 8

[Feb. 7th, 2010|09:42 pm]

Oh, great...Cranky gets to train a new bus driver. Let's see how long it takes him to turn the poor kid into just as much of a school-bus nightmare as he is.