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Currently, Hubs is watching the Bikini Bounce Finals on the Olympics. This disturbs me. Not because Hub is ogling females (he does that anyway; has to do with the Y chromesome, methinks), but because it seems to me that there is less and less Olympic Eyecandy for us Femmes, while the guys get more and more.
Remember Mark Spitz? Now, when he was doing his seven-gold thing, I was a little mite, and not yet scoping out the man-candy. However, I do remember that over the years, starting about then, all the male swimmers were wearing the Speedo Bannana hammocks. I grant you, a bannana hammock is not usually a good thing: about the only place where I think they belong is on well-physiqued swimmer dudes. But now notice; the men's swimwear is actually getting bigger. (I guess it couldn't get any smaller.) The Speedo LZR suit is from neck to foot. Ok, so you can still see the silhouette; but the involuted graphics on the thing disguise the finer muscular lines. I noticed that the divers still wear the itty bitty suits, but who knows? Maybe they're slowly going the way of the dinosaur and in 2012 we'll be seeing the divers in wetsuits.
Contrary-wise, all, and I mean ALL the track & field women I saw were wearing what amounts to a bikini on the field. Pole vault, racers, you name it. The bikini's not just for volleyball anymore. I saw a retrospective of women's track and field from 4 years ago; you can definitely see the shrinkage trend. Back then, they were wearing mid-thigh shorts and t-back tanks. Now, the ubiquitous bikini. Granted, it's probably some sort of ergonomically designed Uber-bikini, but that makes NO difference to the males of this world, I'm sure.
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