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Bullshit Lies
Making fun of real news everywhere
Created on 2005-03-27 17:34:24 (#6593302), last updated 2007-09-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Bullshit Lies: Non-news for the celebrity mocker |
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| Location: | United States |
| Membership: | Open |
| Posting Access: | Select Members |
AboutThis is a news colum for those souls out there that are just fucking sick of all the crap that's being slung around about celebrities and other famous peoples. Sick and tired of all the mixed stories? Fed up with the same magazines running the same load of crappity crap? Then this is the place for you!
Here, the staff of Bullshit Lies can promise you that you'll never hear an ounce of truth, merely a bounty of amusing bullshit to lighten your day and bring a smile to your Hollywood hardened face. We're all about the funny here. Truth is neither desired, nor required here. We promise to bring you amusing, yet completely off the wall, retarded, one-eyed-donkey fucked up stories! So please, sit back, read, enjoy, and laugh. However, you must always remember the Bullshit Lies motto: Be happy, be safe, believe nothing you read here.
Meet the Staff:
Lydia NightShade
Founder and head reporter of Bullshit Lies she enjoys asking the "burning" questions, celebrity molesting, and has a soft spot for a chocolate covered Orlando Bloom/Colin Farrel sandwich, Mmmmh, mmmh, good! As head reporter, her word is god... a lying, completely full of her own crap, god. Yup. *nods*
Juui-chan
Head photographer and junior reporter she is an avid sloother that isn't happy until she's gotten to the bottom of the bullshit and taken it's picture in a most unflattering light! Anime fan and Kiefer Sutherland whore she will stop at nothing to get you the bullshit, the whole bullshit and nothing but the bullshit so says her. Thy kingdom come, her will be done! *drums*
Want to Join the Staff of Bullshit Lies?
Tracking down all these stories can be quite exhausting for two celebrity pervs, and help is always apprieciated. If you've tracked down your own exclusive please share it with us... or even if you're just sick of the celebrities we're reporting on and want to cover your favorites please feel free. How does one join this band of madwomen? It's easy! E-mail head reporter Lydia NightShade (nightshade10312001@yahoo.com) or head photographer Juui-chan (juuichan@yahoo.com) with your story, complete with pics and if it's bullshitty enough we'll post it in the next edition with full credit to you! Let the inner bullshitter in you flourish!
Remember kiddies, sanity is relative... or in our case... bullshit!
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Orlando, Johnny, Colin, and Kiefer oh my!
Tom Cruise!
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