Title: Days of Wonder (The Seven Wonders Tour!Fic) Part 1 of 2
Author: millarific
Genre: Crack!fic
Rating: PG-13 (sexual situations, implied sex)
Characters: Gaeta, Starbuck, Anders, Baltar, Leoben, Tyrol, Tory, Tigh, Nicky Tyrol, mentions of D'Anna, Cavil, Simon, Doral, OC
Pairings: Tory/Leoben, Starbuck/Anders, Tigh/Caprica (all mostly off-camera)
Wordcount: 2,023
Spoilers: Season 4.0 through "Revelations"
Warnings: None
Beta: Much thanks to the patient wyrdwritere for beta'ing and contribution of ideas.
Summary: A crack!fic in which Baltar has formed a post-apocalyptic rock band called The Seven Wonders with the Dylan 4, Starbuck and Leoben and they tour the Northeast. With Felix Gaeta as their longsuffering manager.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to a very funny story recently posted by demonqueen666 called Euterpe and the Seven Wonders of the World (which you should totally read because it rocks - literally) which explains how the band got formed in the first place. In my comments, I bemoaned the fact that she ended the story just before we got to see Manager!Felix Gaeta in action. As you can see if you read the comment thread, she dared me to write what I wanted to see. In those comments, you can also see the bonus snippet she wrote to tempt me into writing this. I actually put that snippet in at the beginning of the fic and then just continued on from there. Six thousand freakin' words later (Jesus, wtf brain?), you have what hopefully is something as funny as the story that inspired it. Oh, and demonqueen666 gets credit for some of the Centurionspeak.
Note: A link to Part 2 is located at the beginning and the end of Part 1 in my journal.

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Title: Improper Conduct
Author: lotus79
Rating: R, for a whole battleship full of innuendo
Spoilers: Um, it doesn’t really fit anywhere in the timeline. But let’s just say all of season 2 to be 100% safe.
Pairings: Kara/Lee, some Adama/Roslin
Summary: Kara’s incorrigible, Lee’s mortified, the admiral’s grinning and the president is loud.  Crackfic PWP. 1600 words.
Warnings: This fic is crack. Don’t read at work or while drinking anything that’s bad for keyboards. Also, this is unbetaed.
Author's Note:  I asked my dear friend misscam to challenge me to write something, and she asked for “A wireless, a plant, a picture of a cat, a carved rabbit with a flower and a letter opener that looks a bit like a phallic symbol” and since she ships A/R she also asked for "an attempt at family dinner with Lee and/or Kara getting a bit awkward over A/R being affectionate."  So here we are.  I had to cheat with the rabbit and the cat, but they are there, if you look. 

( Improper Conduct, 1600 words )

Crossposted in a few places

Tomorrow (20-19-18-17-16-15-14-13-12-11...)
Video Editing: beccatoria
Audio/Concepts: cyborganize
Audio: Prelinger Archives
Video: Battlestar Galactica season 4.0
Length: 9:20 (10 parts, mostly under 60 seconds each)
Stream: youtube or imeem (embedded under the cut)
Download: 61MB AVI
Links: original posts @ beccatoria, @ thearchive2, @ cyborganize / xposted @ beccatoria, cyborganize (with commentary) + vidding

Notes: We rebelled. We evolved. And we had a plan. Which was to mashup each episode of BSG S4 with audio from the Prelinger Archives of mid-century sponsored films, thereby creating our own archive of deadly serious crack vidlets that chronicle the season against the backdrop of our own cultural and technological history. Months later, the series is complete! Part one, at least, with the rest to come when BSG returns in 2009. We've stuck the 10 parts together into one downloadable file for your convenience.

Two alternate crack takes on some of the recent episodes. PG-13 for real and fake swearing.

"A Time For Hope"

A slightly less subtle ending to Sine Qua Non -- featuring Adama, Kara, Lee, Playa Palacios, and Jake the Wonder Dog

"All Will Be Revealed"

What if Lee had gone all the way in the CIC? Now with bisexual peanut gallery commentary (Lee, Adama, Roslin, Hoshi, Gaeta, Dee, Kara)

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What deleted scene or alternate take do you wish you could see? Share it with us -- and keep the Galacticrack alive!

Song: Ironic by Alanis Morissette
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Episodes: Revelations Season 4.
Characters: Various.
Pairings: Various.
Notes: I love feedback :) Concrit is welcome.

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crack ficlet
rating: PG-13
pairing: Tory Foster/Leoben Conoy
spoilers: through mid-season four finale
warnings: frakking cylons; pregnancy
word count: just under 600

Like a Bad Fairytale

full note behind the cut

Cross-posed because boom_queen told me to.

Song: "I've Got a Little List" from "The Mikado"
Spoilers: Season 4.
Characters: Baltar, and, uh, everyone.

"As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And never would be missed, they never would be missed..."

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behind the cut

Song: Rockstar by Nickelback
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Episodes: From 4x01 to 4x07.
Characters: Gaius Baltar
Pairings: Baltar/Tory
Notes: I love feedback :) Concrit is welcome.

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