La Déesse ([info]air_and_angels) wrote in [info]bsc_snark,
@ 2008-05-16 14:44:00
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A thought.
I'll preface this by saying, if this has been covered by someone else and I don't remember, or if this is inappropriate for the community, I apologise and welcome its deletion.
So. I was thinking.
The BSC are always on edge when Logan sits in on meetings because they can't talk about BRAS in front of him... but what about, even more taboo than BRAS, PERIODS? For a series about thirteen-year-old girls, I can't remember one single, solitary time they dealt with the topic of periods. Can anyone set me right on that? I realise that's more Judy Blume's literary territory, but come on, surely it would be part of their lives. Given our detailed knowledge of the girls' personality traits, I guess it's easy to predict their reactions to Getting It.
Kristy: Abject horror that stuff is coming out of her and she can't CONTROL it, followed by evil glee at grossing out her brothers with off-handed comments about it. 'Hey Charlie, could you give me a lift to the store? I need to buy TAMPONS because my PERIOD just started. I can put a towel on the seat if you're worried!'
Mary Anne: Cries. Of course. But then is happy because it's Becoming a Woman. Cries some more because her mother can't share this Special Time. Has to improvise with a washcloth folded into her knickers while searching for maxi pads, which Sharon has stashed in the salad crisper drawer.
Dawn: Abject horror at the bloody colour and meaty smell. Her periods should smell like VEGETABLES. Goes on a campaign against environmentally unfriendly disposable pads and tampons, and insists on telling people who would really rather not hear why she uses washable, reusable sea-sponge tampons and fabric pads. 'Tampons choke baby dolphins! Also, I'm very individual.'
Claudia: Basically okay with it, but when Janine tries awkwardly but kindly to explain to her how and why periods happen, using big words like endometrium, snaps at her like a little bitch. Considers making moon paintings before deciding that is just too icky, and eating some more chocolate.
Stacey: Oh, Stacey got her period in New York. She was very sophisticated about it and totally not grossed out by the blood because she has to stick her finger every day to test her blood sugar - eeeeeeeeeeeew. At least she never got her period while sharing a double bed with Laine at a sleepover.
Mallory: Mallory has the worst luck in the world, so I'm guessing endometriosis and the kind of cramps that necessitate a day off from school to lie in bed curled around a hot water bottle trying not to weep.
Jessi: Doesn't menstruate for years as she is keeping thin for ballet.



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[info]emtqueen85
2008-05-16 03:10 am UTC (link)
BSC!Dawn would totally use a Moon/DivaCup. California Diaries!Dawn would be normal about blood flow traps, but would come with extra sides of bitchery and whining.

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[info]bookshelf_elf
2008-05-16 05:49 pm UTC (link)
That thought totally hit me as well!

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[info]lionessvalenti
2008-05-16 03:14 am UTC (link)
Dawn would definitely be a huge advocate of [info]menstrual_cups. Either that, or she'd take the free bleeding approach and Jack promptly sends her back to Stoneybrook.

While Mary Anne would never talk about it and make a knitted cozy for her Kotex packages so no one will EVER know that this is happening. Especially not her father.

Yeah, it never came up, but I guess they wanted an innocent approach to being 13? I don't know. When I first learned about periods, the whole idea terrified me. While I appreciated Judy Blume books, I could never understand why they were all so EXCITED about this.

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[info]kerssido
2008-05-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
Seriously, I thought the whole thing sounded horrible. Then I got it, and it was much, much worse than anything I could have imagined!

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[info]defying_elphaba
2008-05-16 04:25 am UTC (link)
What was it like?? I can't even begin to imagine how those things work...

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[info]lizwinlove
2008-05-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
I think she meant her period was much worse than she could have imagined.

So was mine, and I GOT a cup? And it's SO much better. I practically forget I'm on my period!

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[info]defying_elphaba
2008-05-16 04:32 am UTC (link)
Oooohhh I thought she meant the menstrual cups. XD

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[info]lionessvalenti
2008-05-16 04:52 am UTC (link)
I do like my cup. I'm not overwhelming squee about it like a lot of people are, but I can't imagine using anything else anymore.

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[info]lizwinlove
2008-05-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
Yeah I don't go on about or try to convert my friends/acquaintances/etc, but I do wish I could at least talk about it. Because I know what it's done for me and managing my period. My first few months weren't so great, but after I figured out exactly how to use it, I wouldn't dare go back.

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[info]kerssido
2008-05-16 04:33 am UTC (link)
Yeah, period. I don't know how to use anything but pads, even nine years later, so I can't say anything about cups.

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[info]imxlennysxmom
2008-05-16 05:17 am UTC (link)
Those scare me. The fabric pads, too. Yeesh.

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[info]adamant_turtle
2008-05-16 06:51 pm UTC (link)
While Mary Anne would never talk about it and make a knitted cozy for her Kotex packages

LMAO! Or maybe one of those dolls with the huge crocheted skirts that were all the rage in the '70s...my grandma had one, covering the spare toilet paper :-)

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[info]bcrowessteffi
2008-05-16 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I wasn't terrified when I learned about periods, but hoo boy, I did NOT want mine, and when it made its grand arrival 2 weeks after I turned 11, I was not a happy camper.

However, now it's a good thing to see, because it means another month has gone by and my uterus has not been invaded by a parasite.

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[info]cheesydorito
2008-05-16 03:25 am UTC (link)
Ahaha, that cracked me up.

And ouch, poor Mal. I empathize. x__x

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[info]ilovejunk
2008-05-16 03:26 am UTC (link)
Haha, great analysis. And you know with Mal's luck she probably would've started at age 9 or 10. (I know, because growing up I had the same kind of luck as Mal *sigh*)

Don't forget Shannon, who would probably just be cool with the whole thing and barely notice; and Abby, who would just bitch that it makes soccer difficult and snap at Anna, whose violin playing is giving her a headache.

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[info]defying_elphaba
2008-05-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
OR she would have started at 14 or 15 and felt extremely left out...

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[info]bookshelf_elf
2008-05-16 05:49 pm UTC (link)
I think this one is most likely.

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[info]deathbytamarind
2008-05-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
She could become a spokesmodel for Playtex Sport tampons! Which are pretty great, for cotton you shove into your hoohah.

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[info]danelover18
2008-05-16 05:10 am UTC (link)
**wipes the tears away** Maybe its the fact I just got off a REALLY boring shift, but holy hell THIS WAS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!

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[info]imxlennysxmom
2008-05-16 05:16 am UTC (link)
Agreed. On both counts. =]

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[info]loubeelou
2008-05-18 10:04 pm UTC (link)
HAHA!

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[info]kerssido
2008-05-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
As long as she's not as stupid as Elizabeth in Sweet Valley Twins.

"I got my period today! So my twin who's a totally separate person must have, too!"

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[info]hungryandfrozen
2008-05-19 06:02 am UTC (link)
Oh good grief yes. I was only 11 or so when I read that book but I was incredulous at the stupidity of the concept. And they both bought into it. Guh! At least they discussed it at all, huh?

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[info]tygre
2008-05-16 04:45 am UTC (link)
No, Mal would starting at almost 15 years of age, and Vanessa would get her period before Mal did, both chronologically and in actual time.

Wait, that's what happened to me and my (younger) sis -- I got mine a month before I turned 15 and my 3 years younger sister had had hers for a year. LOL. I wa supset then but 18+ years later I am all "why did I want that so bad?"

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[info]lizwinlove
2008-05-16 04:52 am UTC (link)
yeah I'm guessing misery of horribly painful and embarrassing periods would be worse than the misery of not being "cool" enough (like the 13OMGSH year olds) to have them, so I'm betting Mal would have been one of those rare people who started at 8 and had horrible problems with them.

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[info]ilovejunk
2008-05-16 06:05 am UTC (link)
She'd probably leak through her pants and be made fun of for the rest of her life until she moved to Massachusetts.

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[info]toesock29
2008-05-16 03:01 pm UTC (link)
HAHahahahaha Definitely Mal!!

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[info]firecausesburns
2008-05-16 07:44 am UTC (link)
That happened with my sister and me too. I'm just over a year younger than she is and I think I started about 6 months earlier. Then again, I was 9 or 10 and thought I was going to die, and burst into tears when I had to tell my mum - I'd have been perfectly willing to wait a while.

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[info]lizwinlove
2008-05-16 12:41 pm UTC (link)
I got mine at eleven...at summer camp.

Thankfully my mom was a chaperone and I didn't have to tell a stranger I needed pads.

Actually I was getting changed for swimming and saw the blood and screamed, like at the top of my lungs, MOM!!! And she said she knew what the problem was since she knew I was in the bathroom. I find it hilarious all I had to do was scream and she knew.

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[info]lozbabie
2008-05-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
I started at 10 and my 13 and 15 year old cousins hated me for it. Neither started theirs until they were 16 and thought it was unfair.

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[info]poppyfields13
2008-05-16 04:07 am UTC (link)
oh this made me lol so very much. especially Dawn: Abject horror at the bloody colour and meaty smell. i hate dawn. these all sound v. IC to me.

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[info]ominousspectre
2008-05-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
The closest I can ever remember them getting to the subject was when they mentioned sex education in Mary Anne + 2 Many Babies.

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[info]hungryandfrozen
2008-05-19 06:06 am UTC (link)
In Stacey's Emergency she says something about growing up - she might even say the P-word (no, not that one) - *runs and finds book* yes! She says "puberty" and also "chemical changes." I remember this being kinda jarring when I read this first time round because they never mentioned that sorta thing.

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[info]lilysela
2008-05-16 04:18 am UTC (link)
haha that's hilarious!

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[info]firecausesburns
2008-05-16 04:38 am UTC (link)
Kristy would be really casual about it. "Hey, Mom, just going to get tampons! Be back in half an hour!" And then Karen would ask a million questions.

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[info]imxlennysxmom
2008-05-16 05:16 am UTC (link)
Karen would probably tell Andrew that Kristy was bleeding and would die.

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[info]lionessvalenti
2008-05-16 05:27 am UTC (link)
So true. I can just imagine Watson, Elizabeth, and Nannie sitting down with Karen and Andrew and having a family meeting about the female reproductive system.

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[info]lizwinlove
2008-05-16 05:39 am UTC (link)
and then not saying a word to Kristy about all the trouble she'd caused. I'm sure Andrew and Karen would have both been very traumatized.

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[info]kakeochi_umai
2008-05-16 07:03 am UTC (link)
And that it was because of a spell Morbidda Destiny put on her.

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[info]ushiramen
2008-05-16 05:31 am UTC (link)
Along that line, can you just imagine Karen getting hers a few years later? She would tell EVERYbody she Got It (in her biggest outdoor voice), and act like she was dying at the slightest twinge. She would likely also be the sort to become obsessed with it when girls in her class started (having skipped a grade, she'd probably be one of the last, right?) and pester them with questions all the time and form a Period Club so she could feel superior if she did get hers before anyone.

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[info]amandahug_nkiss
2008-05-16 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone else think Kristy would use this as an opportunity to educate the children of the neighborhood? I can hear it now..."The ovaries, the ovaries, the center of the chain..."

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[info]nik_nak_1012
2008-05-16 05:18 pm UTC (link)
LOL.

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[info]scarlett3984
2008-05-16 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha...that would be awesome. She'd probably set up a carnival or something for the children to educate, too. Claudia would probably have some kind of art project where you paper mache and glue tampons and pads together and then paint them various colors. Orrrr, Claudia would made some dibbly fresh earrings out of two tampons.

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[info]bookshelf_elf
2008-05-16 05:51 pm UTC (link)
I cant' help but think that Claudia might be one of those folks who decides to start making paintings from her vaginal fluids.

Or maybe using it for a tie-dye project or silk-screening.

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[info]jadore_histoire
2008-05-16 05:59 pm UTC (link)
She would. And when Stacey loses her virginity, she organizes a play to explain the real truth about where babies come from.

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