| Off topic |
[Jul. 22nd, 2008|12:04 pm] |
Hi guys,
Apologies for off topic post.
This coming Sunday is my 40th Birthday and I'm having a bit of a booze-up on Thursday night at Horts ( a reasonably respectable boozer near the Thistle Hotel on Broad Street).
Just wanted to invite you to join me for a drink either before, instead of, or after, the forum. |
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| what? |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|06:41 pm] |
what happened last week?
what's happening this week? |
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| Hey |
[Jul. 16th, 2008|08:10 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | home | ] |
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| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the washing machine | ] |
New to live journal...
sometime forum attendee... totally confused!
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| Dom's Homework |
[Jul. 13th, 2008|10:20 pm] |
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| Grant |
[Jul. 12th, 2008|03:57 pm] |
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Oi, Grant, where are those uploads, you bloody goth! |
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| Panels for tonight... |
[Jul. 10th, 2008|05:04 pm] |
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 I know we're not supposed to put them up quite yet, but what the hell eh? This based on sketches I did this week, of my grandad petting my friend Aaron, who is, as you can see, a lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzard! (That's Mr Lizzzzzzzzzzard...) |
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| panels |
[Jul. 10th, 2008|07:42 am] |
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hopefully everyone's done their panels. i'm gonna be there about ten past 8 tonight because i'm working til 8, but hang on for me cos im definitely coming. |
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| mary whitehouse, open heart surgery, secret pocket |
[Jul. 9th, 2008|05:31 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | splinter's crib | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  lethargic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | iron maiden | ] |
okay here's my script.
page 1:
panel 1: widescreen shot of city.
panel 2: woman walking down a street.she's middle aged.pretty average bog standard woman.but,sexy.she's carrying a bloody large 'andbag over her shoulder.
panel 3: camera starts to zoom in on woman and bag.
panel 4: camera zooms in a bit more.
panel 5: camera is zoomed in onto a close-up of her bag.
panel 6: mary white house is laid out in surgery.there's a surgeon looking over her with a worried look on his fat face.mary whitehouse has big saggy tits,yeah.
panel 7: close up shot of surgeon's face and upper torso.he is rubbing together those bloody electric thingys off casualty like a fucker.
panel 8: surgeon shouts 'clear!' mary whitehouse's chest has opened up like a gert big gob and the surgeon's hands are elbow deep inside her mouth/chest.
page 2:
panel 1: whitehouse's chest clamp's down biting off the surgeon's arms.surgeon is flailing about in pain with blood pissing out his stumps.
panel 2: close up of whitehouse's face with a single spider-like leg sticking out her temple.
panel 3: same shot of whitehouse but with a load more legs sticking out.
panel 4: whitehouse's head seperates from her neck whilst the surgeon is looking on in horror/hunger.
panel 5: shot back to woman walking down the street.whitehouse's spider-bitch head has jumped out of the woman's bag.woman shrieks in horror/sexual excitement.
panel 6: shot of whitehouse's head scuttling down the street.various different reactions from people on the street.
the end.
yes,i suck at scripts.
apologies for posting my picture.i guess i wasn't listening when we discussed not posting them up.i think i was probably drawing on the table or sumink.i'll do another one for thursday. |
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| George Bush on Death Row in a Shoe Factory |
[Jul. 7th, 2008|09:08 pm] |
Better late than never. Although maybe not. Let me know once you read it!
It's quite long and I am looking for constructive criticism!
( Poetic Justice )
Ta-dah! It's a bit wordy and the narrative drags in places. If anyone wants to point out any errors in my knowledge of the American political system, please do! I freely admit it's not my strong topic.
Art wise it's all subjective really. The panels and layouts are suggestions only. Hope some of you made it to the end! |
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| finished! |
[Jul. 4th, 2008|06:23 pm] |
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| | cuboard | ] |
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| | megadeth | ] |
i done my homework for next week.do i get a prize for doing it early?
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| Grand Guignol |
[Jul. 4th, 2008|09:49 am] |
These are a bit trickier to find than i thought, but this is the one i'm going to do- The innocent Louise is unjustly locked in an asylum with several insane women. A nurse assigned to protect her blithely leaves for a staff party as soon as Louise falls asleep. The insane women decide that a cuckoo bird is imprisoned in Louise's head and and one gouges out her eye with a knitting needle. The other crazy women are freaked and burn the gouger's face off on a hot plate.
Two brothers have an orgy with two prostitutes at a lighthouse. The lighthouse beacon goes out and one of the brothers realizes a boat containing their mother is heading toward the rocks. But the drunken lighthouse keeper has locked the beacon door. The brother goes nuts, blames everything on an earlier blasphemy by one of the hookers, slits her throat, and throws her out the window. "The boat with the men's mother crashes against the rocks," Gordon says. "In a religious frenzy, the [brothers] decide to burn [the other prostitute] to death. After pouring gasoline on her, they incinerate her and pray." The end.
Le Laboratoire des Hallucinations, by André de Lorde: When a doctor finds his wife's lover in his operating room, he performs a graphic brain surgery rendering the adulterer a hallucinating semi-zombie. Now insane, the lover/patient hammers a chisel into the doctor's brain
L'Horrible Passion, by André de Lorde: A nanny strangles the children in her care.
look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_guignol for a bit more detail. |
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| intrestin? |
[Jul. 1st, 2008|10:01 am] |
hullo friends, i is back from austrial!
jim medway, who i got the idea from about the three random subjects, is posting a series of blogs about how he teaches kids, http://pawqualitycomics.blogspot.com/ although it might not all be relevant, its pretty interesting and might give us a few more ideas for stuff to do. |
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| bcc poster |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|01:21 pm] |
sup homes?
i wanna have a go at a poster for the 'collective'.we don't have to use it,but i just wanna do one.
what shit i gotta put on it?
i'm guessing time,place,contact info,shitting chubacabra's,naked bosoms etc...
anything else? |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|12:40 am] |
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Good stuff. You are a dark horse! |
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| Taxi Driver -- Swordfight -- Small intestine |
[Jun. 26th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
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( Look into my eyes ) |
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| Lauren - First Day At School - Sewage Works |
[Jun. 24th, 2008|06:00 pm] |
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