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July 8th, 2009

Abstract Studio & Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Team Up to Support CBLDF!

http://www.cbldf.org/pr/archives/000401.shtml

Abstract Studio and Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have teamed up to create a strictly limited, lettered edition of the Strangers in Paradise Omnibus, a set that promises to be the rarest of all SiP collectibles, all to benefit the CBLDF! This item is available now, concurrent with an eBay auction to own letter A of Z with one of a kind Black Phoenix collectibles!


Limited to 26 copies, the SiP Omnibus Lettered Edition includes: One set of the strictly limited three-volume hardcover SiP Omnibus edition, an original drawing by Terry Moore, and a bottle of "Parker Lily," a fragrance based on Terry Moore's beloved epic created by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, and strictly limited to 26 bottles. All sets can be available for pick up at Comic-Con in San Diego, or will be mailed in the first week of August. Choose the option you prefer when you add this item to your cart.


If that weren't enough, right now the Fund is offering the rarest SiP item of all on eBay -- Letter A of this limited edition set, plus a bottle each of the two prototypes of Parker Lily! These prototype fragrances are the same ones sent to Terry Moore for approval and are a one of a kind offering! Bidding on this CBLDF exclusive is now open.


First published in 1993, Strangers in Paradise was created by Terry Moore. This long-running, mostly self-published series attracted graphic novel fans from all walks of life. Winner of multiple awards, including the Eisner Award for Best Continuing Series, the series concluded in 2007. The adventures of Francine, Katchoo, and their friends and enemies are continually popular, always in print, and have been translated into thirteen languages worldwide.


"We couldn't be happier about supporting the CBLDF with this once in a lifetime offering," SiP creator Terry Moore says. "We're also honored to work with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, who did an astonishing job capturing the spirit of SiP in the Parker Lily Fragrance. As a long-time supporter of the Fund and their ongoing fight for the comics community's First Amendment rights, I'm thrilled to lend a hand!

July 6th, 2009

Berry Moon is live at BPAL and BPTP!

BERRY MOON
In August, the large masses of berries, which, when in flower, had attracted many wild bees, gradually assumed their bright velvety crimson hue, and by their weight again bent down and broke their tender limbs.

-- Henry David Thoreau

A golden summer musk with warm fig, orange blossom honey, sweet blueberries, and bright velvety crimson raspberries.





Both the tee and the perfume will be live at their respective sites until July 9, 2009.



Also new to the LE's this month…

STINKY
A cure for sweaty bits and sticky wilting. Stinky is a summer refresher 'foom for people that don't dig run-of-the-mill "clean" scents: newly-washed skin with a dusting of rice milk, white honey, and baby powder.




Ars Amatoria has two new perfumes…

APEROTOS EROS
Strong as death, and cruel as the grave,
Clothed with cloud and tempest's blackening breath,
Known of death's dread self, whom none outbrave,
Strong as death,

Love, brow-bound with anguish for a wreath,
Fierce with pain, a tyrant-hearted slave,
Burns above a world that groans beneath.

Hath not pity power on thee to save,
Love? hath power no pity? Nought he saith,
Answering: blind he walks as wind or wave,
Strong as death.


Unloving love: benzoin, Indian musk, massoia bark, myrrh, ambrette seed, galbanum, bergamot, and fir.


WHOSO LIST TO HUNT
Whoso list to hunt, I know where is an hind!
But as for me, alas, I may no more;
The vain travail hath wearied me so sore,
I am of them that furthest come behind.
Yet may I by no means my wearied mind
Draw from the deer, but as she fleeth afore
Fainting I follow; I leave off therefore,
Since in a net I seek to hold the wind.
Who list her hunt, I put him out of doubt,
As well as I, may spend his time in vain.
And graven with diamonds in letters plain,
There is written her fair neck round about,
"Noli me tangere, for Caesar's I am,
And wild for to hold, though I seem tame."


Sensual brown musk, rich amber, English rose, oak bark, and moss.




And a whole lot is going on at the Mad Tea Party…

ALICE'S EVIDENCE
There was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really clever thing the King had said that day.

'That proves his guilt,' said the Queen.

'It proves nothing of the sort!' said Alice. 'Why, you don't even know what they're about!'

'Read them,' said the King.

The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked.

'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

These were the verses the White Rabbit read:-

They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.

He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?

I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.

If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.

My notion was that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it,

Don't let him know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.

'That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet,' said the King, rubbing his hands; 'so now let the jury-'

'If any one of them can explain it,' said Alice, (she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting him,) 'I'll give him sixpence. I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.'

The jury all wrote down on their slates, 'She doesn't believe there's an atom of meaning in it,' but none of them attempted to explain the paper.

'If there's no meaning in it,' said the King, 'that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any…'


Containing nary a neutron of meaning: rum-quince-cassis with prune and a bit of black ginger.



ALL IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON
All in the golden afternoon
Full leisurely we glide;
For both our oars, with little skill,
By little hands are plied
While little hands make vain pretence
Our wanderings to guide

Ah, cruel Three! In such an hour
Beneath such dreamy weather,
To beg a tale of breath too weak
To stir the tiniest feather!
Yet what can one poor voice avail
Against three tongues together?

Imperious Prima flashes forth
Her edict to 'begin it'-
In gentler tone Secunda hopes
'There will be nonsense in it!' -
While Tertia interrupts the tale
Not more than once a minute.

Anon, to sudden silence won,
In fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through a land
Of wonders wild and new,
In friendly chat with bird or beast -
And half believe it true.

And ever, as the story drained
The wells of fancy dry,
And faintly strove that weary one
To put the subject by,
'The rest next time -It is next time!'
The happy voices cry.

Thus grew the tale of Wonderland
Thus slowly, one by one,
Its quaint events were hammered out -
and now the tale is done,
And home we steer, a merry crew,
Beneath the setting sun.

Alice! a childish story take,
And with a gentle hand
Lay it where Childhood's dreams are twined
In Memory's mystic band,
Like pilgrim's wither'd wreath of flowers
Plucked in far-off land


A bizarre blend of pineapple, tangerine, tobacco, apricot, and seltzer coated with hazy amber and heady sun-baked flowers.



TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE BAT
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a teatray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!


A sparkly, batty little scent: green tea, melon, mint, lime rind, and champagne grape with lemon balm, mullein, and toadflax.



Two new subsections have been added to MTP -

++ THE GARDEN OF LIVE FLOWERS
This time she came upon a large flower-bed, with a border of daisies, and a willow-tree growing in the middle.

IMPERIOUS TIGER-LILY
`O Tiger-lily,' said Alice, addressing herself to one that was waving gracefully about in the wind, `I wish you could talk!'

`We can talk,' said the Tiger-lily: `when there's anybody worth talking to."

Alice was so astonished that she could not speak for a minute: it quite seemed to take her breath away. At length, as the Tiger-lily only went on waving about, she spoke again, in a timid voice -- almost in a whisper. `And can all the flowers talk?'

`As well as you can,' said the Tiger-lily. `And a great deal louder.'

(Tiger-lily, ginger root, neroli, purple fruits, and frankincense.)




SNOOTY ROSE
`It isn't manners for us to begin, you know,' said the Rose, `and I really was wondering when you'd speak! Said I to myself, "Her face has got some sense in it, thought it's not a clever one!"
Still, you're the right colour, and that goes a long way.'

`I don't care about the colour,' the Tiger-lily remarked. `If only her petals curled up a little more, she'd be all right.'

(Red rose, oud, plum, bergamot, and red sandalwood.)




Alice didn't like being criticised, so she began asking questions. `Aren't you sometimes frightened at being planted out here, with nobody to take care of you?'

`There's the tree in the middle,' said the Rose: `what else is it good for?'

`But what could it do, if any danger came?' Alice asked.



HIGH-STRUNG DAISIES
`It says "Bough-wough!" cried a Daisy: `that's why its branches are called boughs!'

`Didn't you know that?' cried another Daisy, and here they all began shouting together, till the air seemed quite full of little shrill voices. `Silence, every one of you!' cried the Tiger-lily, waving itself passionately from side to side, and trembling with excitement. `They know I can't get at them!' it panted, bending its quivering head towards Alice, `or they wouldn't dare to do it!'

`Never mind!' Alice said in a soothing tone, and stooping down to the daisies, who were just beginning again, she whispered, `If you don't hold your tongues, I'll pick you!'

There was silence in a moment, and several of the pink daisies turned white.

`That's right!' said the Tiger-lily. `The daisies are worst of all. When one speaks, they all begin together, and it's enough to make one wither to hear the way they go on!'

(Daisy, pink carnation, pink pepper, and sugar.)




`How is it you can all talk so nicely?' Alice said, hoping to get it into a better temper by a compliment. `I've been in many gardens before, but none of the flowers could talk.'

`Put your hand down, and feel the ground,' said the Tiger-lily. `Then you'll know why.
Alice did so. `It's very hard,' she said, `but I don't see what that has to do with it.'

`In most gardens,' the Tiger-lily said, `they make the beds too soft -- so that the flowers are always asleep.'

This sounded a very good reason, and Alice was quite pleased to know it. `I never thought of that before!' she said.

`It's my opinion that you never think at all,' the Rose said in a rather severe tone.



BRUSQUE VIOLET
`I never saw anybody that looked stupider,' a Violet said, so suddenly, that Alice quite jumped; for it hadn't spoken before.

`Hold your tongue!' cried the Tiger-lily. `As if you ever saw anybody! You keep your head under the leaves, and snore away there, till you know no more what's going on in the world, that if you were a bud!'

(Violet petal, violet leaf, osmanthus, orris, mint, and opoponax.)



`Are there any more people in the garden besides me?' Alice said, not choosing to notice the Rose's last remark.

`There's one other flower in the garden that can move about like you,' said the Rose. `I wonder how you do it -- ' (`You're always wondering,' said the Tiger-lily), `but she's more bushy than you are.'

`Is she like me?' Alice asked eagerly, for the thought crossed her mind, `There's another little girl in the garden, somewhere!'

`Well, she has the same awkward shape as you,' the Rose said, `but she's redder -- and her petals are shorter, I think.'

`Her petals are done up close, almost like a dahlia,' the Tiger-lily interrupted: `not tumbled about anyhow, like yours.'

`But that's not your fault,' the Rose added kindly: `you're beginning to fade, you know -- and then one can't help one's petals getting a little untidy.'



And…

++MORAL HYMNODY AND NONSENSE
Lewis Carroll used the Looking Glasses and Rabbit Holes of his fantasy world to mock many contemporary conventions and demonstrate, through nonsense, the strangeness of the human condition. The madness of Wonderland illustrated the absurdities he perceived in the strict, orderly world he lived in.

In the first perfumes of this subseries, our scents parallel the poetic parodies: Lewis Carroll versus Isaac Watts.

HOW DOTH THE LITTLE CROCODILE
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!


Chocolate peppermint, mint-soaked vanilla, pistachio, oakmoss, and green cedar.



Mocks…



AGAINST IDLENESS AND MISCHIEF
How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour
And gather honey all the day
From every opening flower!

How skilfully she builds her cell!
How neat she spreads the wax!
And labours hard to store it well
With the sweet food she makes.

In works of labour or of skill,
I would be busy too;
For Satan finds some mischief still
For idle hands to do.

In books, or work, or healthful play,
Let my first years be passed,
That I may give for every day
Some good account at last.


Pollen-dusted honey, diligent tonka, steadfast chamomile, and goodly hyssop.



And…



'TIS THE VOICE OF THE LOBSTER
'Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare
'You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.'
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the shark;
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.

I passed by his garden and marked, with one eye,
How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie:
The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and meat,
While the Owl had the dish as its share of the treat.
When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,
Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon:
While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl,
And concluded the banquet by-


A woody, musky-weird base glooping over with blackberry preserves, a twist of mandarin, strawberry juice, pulverized watermelon, and a handful of smushed gardenia petals.



Thumbs its nose at…



THE SLUGGARD
'Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain,
"You have waked me too soon, I must slumber again."
As the door on its hinges, so he on his bed,
Turns his sides and his shoulders and his heavy head.

"A little more sleep, and a little more slumber;"
Thus he wastes half his days, and his hours without number,
And when he gets up, he sits folding his hands,
Or walks about sauntering, or trifling he stands.

I pass'd by his garden, and saw the wild brier,
The thorn and the thistle grow broader and higher;
The clothes that hang on him are turning to rags;
And his money still wastes till he starves or he begs.

I made him a visit, still hoping to find
That he took better care for improving his mind:
He told me his dreams, talked of eating and drinking;
But scarce reads his Bible, and never loves thinking.

Said I then to my heart, "Here's a lesson for me,"
This man's but a picture of what I might be:
But thanks to my friends for their care in my breeding,
Who taught me betimes to love working and reading.


Pious frankincense, angelic gardenia, unsoiled pear, and staunch ho wood conflict with prickly, overgrown thistle, idle labdanum, and lethargic lavender.



Tiger Lily (Mad Tea Party) is also being discontinued due to the pressure of the current economic stress on our associates. Sincerest apologies for the suddenness of all these discontinuation! - we had no notice at all of two of the primary components of TL going dry, and just received the email with the bad news this morning. All current orders will be filled, and it will be coming down with the Lunacy on July 9th. Imperious Tiger Lily was intended to be a complimentary scent - the Tiger Lily in her element, ordering the other garden inhabitants about and berating Alice - she was meant to be the queen of the Garden of Live Flowers subsection, so to speak. Looks like her inception was fortunate, as her original incarnation has to come down.

Or it was a jinx. o.O

I wish there was more we could do to stem the hemorrhage.

Component issues have been plaguing BPTP, causing bottlenecks with the Warrior Queens. We're doing everything in our power to get all the WQ's out as quickly as possible. Thank you so much for your patience!

But enough of the gloomy gussitude…

We have so many amazing, exciting projects coming up this season. The next set of DD Summer Blockbuster scents will be featured at our upcoming trunk show at Dark Delicacies, and a limited run of the first scents in our California series (these are exclusive to C15) will be available at Convergence 15. We're still busting our asses to get the next act of CD out as quickly as possible - finalizing some additional artwork now, cleaning up the copy, and securing final sources for the components. Some really fucking great stuff will be debuting at Comic Con on behalf of the CBLDF (details forthcoming!), and we are working with a few brilliant illustrators, authors, musicians, and comic gods on scents that will be debuting late this summer. A new duets series is due at BPTP, and new baths, soaps, and atmospheric schpritzers are coming soon.

July 2nd, 2009

GA Will Call will be at Whole Foods Market, aka Harry's Farmer's Market, in Roswell, GA.

Whole Foods Market is located at 1180 Upper Hembree Road, Roswell, GA, 30076. They will be holding Will Call on Sunday, July 12th from 4 to 8pm, inside Salud (which is inside the store.) They will have all of the current LE's available, along with their extensive selection of GC scents and all of the Retail-only Salon series as well.

Whole Foods accepts Visa, Master Card, Discover, American Express and cash. They will not be able to accept any preorders.

July 1st, 2009

Please join us on Friday, July 17th , from 7 to 9pm, at Dark Delicacies in Burbank, CA for "Clearing out the Cobwebs, Part 3."

More Trunk Show details )

Black Phoenix will also be vending at Convergence 15 to be held on the Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA on July 18th and 19th. The vending hours will be from 10 am to 6pm each day. No laminate is required to visit the vending room.
www.convergence15.com

More Convergence details )

In North Hollywood, we will be open for the Smoky Moon Lunacy Event on Tuesday, July 7th from 7 to 10pm.

More Will Call details )

GA Will Call time and date will be announced soon

Read more... )

June 29th, 2009

Discontinued Scents

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Due to another set of suppliers going down, we're forced to discontinue the following scents:

Erich Zahn
Eris
Severin
Succubus
Tannin'iver
Madrid
Marianne
Masabakes


They'll be live until Wednesday, July 1st, so we can move remaining stock. If you place an order for one of these scents and we cannot fill it, you will be notified and refunded.

Thanks so much for understanding. =(

June 23rd, 2009

Just letting everyone here know that Ted's computer died. He has printed out all orders except for the past 48 hours. Orders will still be shpped but he has no access to any emails sent to him right now.

If you have a Black Phoenix Trading Post emergency you can PM Ted on the bpal.org forum or email answers@blackphoenixalchemylab.com and we will try and sort it out for you.

He should be able to resume normal operations in a few days.

None of this effects Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab orders in any way.

June 6th, 2009

Smoky Moon is live at BPAL and BPTP!

SMOKY MOON 2009: TRISTESSES DE LA LUNE
The Smoke-Veiled Moon of July brought a poem of Baudelaire’s to my mind:

Ce soir, la lune rêve avec plus de paresse;
Ainsi qu'une beauté, sur de nombreux coussins,
Qui d'une main distraite et légère caresse
Avant de s'endormir le contour de ses seins,

Sur le dos satiné des molles avalanches,
Mourante, elle se livre aux longues pâmoisons,
Et promène ses yeux sur les visions blanches
Qui montent dans l'azur comme des floraisons.

Quand parfois sur ce globe, en sa langueur oisive,
Elle laisse filer une larme furtive,
Un poète pieux, ennemi du sommeil,

Dans le creux de sa main prend cette larme pâle,
Aux reflets irisés comme un fragment d'opale,
Et la met dans son coeur loin des yeux du soleil.


- - -

Tonight the moon dreams with more indolence,
Like a lovely woman on a bed of cushions
Who fondles with a light and listless hand
The contour of her breasts before falling asleep;

On the satiny back of the billowing clouds,
Languishing, she lets herself fall into long swoons
And casts her eyes over the white phantoms
That rise in the azure like blossoming flowers.

When, in her lazy listlessness,
She sometimes sheds a furtive tear upon this globe,
A pious poet, enemy of sleep,

In the hollow of his hand catches this pale tear,
With the iridescent reflections of opal,
And hides it in his heart afar from the sun's eyes.


(English translation by William Aggeler, 1954)

Soft sandalwood, nicotiana, and velvety orris drifting over lustrous pale musks, stephanotis, elemi, and cyclamen.



The tee --





Artwork for this lunacy is the Woman in the Moon by Aubrey Beardsley.

The scent and the tee will be live until 10 June 2009.



This summer, we are celebrating the Aztec Feast For the Greatly Revered Ones!

THE FEAST FOR THE GREATLY REVERED ONES
Huey Tecuilhuitl, the Great Festival of Lords, occurs on the 8th month of the 260-day Mexica sacred calendar of Tonalpualli. This festival honors Chicomecoatl, also known as Xilonen, the Goddess of Nourishment and Plenty, Seven Snakes. She represents the female aspect of corn, and she is the counterpart of Centeotl, -- the female sheath to his phallic cob.

The celebration of the Feast assured the return of the rains and a good corn harvest.

Cacao mixed with ground maize, agave wine, and octli, mixed with herbs and spices native to central Mexico.



A tee celebrating the Feast For the Greatly Revered Ones is also live!





The scent and the tee will be live until 8 August 2009.



Also new to the LEs…

LABORES SOLIS
Nothing there is beyond hope,
nothing that can be sworn impossible,
nothing wonderful, since Zeus,
father of the Olympians,
made night from mid-day,
hiding the light of the shining Sun,
and sore fear came upon men.


On July 22, we will be experiencing a total solar eclipse. This is the Labores Solis: the sun’s rays expressed through frankincense, amber, heliotrope, saffron, and chamomile, crossed with Luna’s Artemisias, manifesting in darkness.



NONAE CAPROTINA
The Nones of the Wild Fig, held on the 7th of July and celebrated only by women, is a festival of fertility honoring Juno Caprotina. Both goats and figs are sacred to Juno in this aspect, goats being notoriously randy, and figs being prolifically seedy. The milky sap of the fig tree also links to the concept of fertility, and to Juno as Mother Goddess.

The scent is of goat’s milk, ripe fig, and a hint of sweet myrrh.

Please note: no goats were milked in the process of creating this scent. It is an accord, and this scent is vegan.



Nonae Caprotina and Labores Solis will be live until 8 August 2009.



We are also pleased to announce the first scents in our Nile series…

++ ITERU
SEASON OF THE INUNDATION
Hail to thee, O Nile! Who manifests thyself over this land, and comes to give life to Egypt!

Come and prosper!
Come and prosper!
O Nile, come and prosper!
O you who make men to live through his flocks and his flocks through his orchards!
Come and prosper, come,
O Nile, come and prosper!


Akhet: the advent of the rising of the Nile floods -- the heart of the fertility and prosperity of Egypt. As Sirius climbs the horizon, Hapi begins to collect the tears of Isis, causing the waters of the Nile to rise. As the flood ebbed, the waters left a rich, black silt that was integral to the fecundity of the land.

Sweet, black silt mingled with holy myrrh, melilot, hyssop, spikenard, balsam, cedar, and a hint of melting snow from the Abyssinian hills.


THE FESTIVAL OF ANUKET
Anuket is the Embracer, a Goddess of Passion and of the waters of the Nile that caress the land and bring forth fruitfulness. She is the Nourisher of the Fields, the Giver of Life, and She Who Shoots Forth. A goddess of the hunt, archers, movement, and speed, she has the head of a gazelle, and sometimes wears a headdress of ostrich feathers. She is a protector of children at birth, and nursed many of the great pharaohs of Egypt.

Shimmering offerings of gold scattered through life-giving, fertile waters.



We will be following the pathways of the Nile this year, through the Season of the Emergence and the Season of the Harvest. Season of the Inundation and the festival of Anuket will be live until 8 August 2009.


And lastly, our Summer Garden Miniseries!

++ SUMMER GARDEN MINISERIES
LAWN GNOME
Benevolent groundskeepers, these carefree plaster and stone companions lighten the hearts of passers by.

Red currant, molasses, vanilla cream, moss, and patchouli.



PLASTIC PINK FLAMINGO
Vigilant day-glo guardians of lawn and patio, stalwart protectors of the home.

Pink sugar-crusted marshmallow, dandelion, and sap.



SPINNING MULTICOLORED METALLIC PINWHEEL
Polycarbonate and metallic film monuments to domestic whimsy, whirling merrily in the summer breeze.

Raspberry, lime, blueberry, tangerine, lemon, juniper, and white grape.



We live near a cemetery, and on one of the streets that butts up against the graveyard -- the homes share a wall with the cemetery -- there is an abundance of… stuff… on many, many people’s lawns. Gnome motropolises, massive flocks of flamingos, elaborate witch ball dotted trees, plastic butterflies and dragonflies, plump pastel cherubs, and whipping, brightly colored flags. Its amazing. Its not just one house… it’s at least a quarter of the homes over the span of about a mile and a half. I can’t help but think something interesting is permeating these homes because of their proximity to this particular City of the Silent. Driving down that street all the time was part of the inspiration for the Summer Garden series!

And truth be told… this series was also inspired, in part, by the many hours I spend staring at my own yard from my home office’s window! I have a demented fondness for gnomes, flamingos (with seasonal outfits), pinwheels, tin birds, stone toads, clay mushrooms, and spinning plastic sunflowers. Garden kitsch: I friggin’ love it all.


And that’s it for now! We’re currently working on getting Act VI of the Carnaval ready to go (wewt!) as well as new additions to the GC (at long last!). Please stay tuned.

June 4th, 2009

June 7th in CA ; June 8th in GA.

In North Hollywood, we will be open for the Strawberry Moon Lunacy Event on Sunday, June 7th, from 4 to 8pm.
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May 27th, 2009

LIGHTNIN' WOODCOCK to Launch "HARD TIMES IN '09" US Tour

Lightnin' Woodcock will be on tour from May 28 to June 29.

Following the success of two west coast efforts in 2008, including dates supporting Bad Religion and the Bronx, Lightnin' Woodcock will be touring across America in June. "There is no better time than right now to perform dirty, hard rockin' blues across dive bars in the US," muses Woodcock. Lightnin' Woodcock was the guitarist and duet-singer for fellow L.A. band Miss Derringer until his departure in late 2008; he now fronts his own dynamic power trio. For streaming audio, please see www.myspace.com/lightninwoodcock.

Lightnin' Woodcock will be performing at:

May 28 The Blooze Bar in Phoenix, AZ
May 30 Atomic Cantina in Albuquerque, NM
May 31 Hot Rods & Wheels in El Paso, TX
June 1 The Deadhorse in San Angelo, TX
June 3 Dixie's in San Antonio, TX
June 5 Headhunters in Austin, TX
June 6 Outlaw Drinkers Club in Beaumont, TX
June 7 Artmosphere in Lafayette, LA
June 13 Third Street Dive in Lexington, KY
June 15 Blue Rock Tavern in Cincinnati, OH
June 16 Bernie's Distillery in Columbus, OH
June 18 Brighton Bar in Long Branch, NJ
June 23 Deluxe in St. Louis, MO
More dates TBA.

May 22nd, 2009

The BPTP Stock List for Cobwebs II --

++ Bath Oils
Four Seasons: L’Autunno Bath Oil
Four Seasons: L’Estate Bath Oil
Four Seasons: L’Inverno Bath Oil
Four Seasons: La Primavera Bath Oil

++ Perfume Oils
Bah
Gluhwein
Holly berry & Mistletow
Humbug
L’Autunno
L’Estate
L’Inverno
La Primavera
Snowblind (II)
Uncertain Horror

++ Room Sprays
Asylum Room Spray Prototype
Basil Hallward’s Studio Room Spray Prototype
Boot Hill Room Spray Prototype
Four Seasons: L’Autunno Room Spray
Four Seasons: L’Estate Room Spray
Four Seasons: L’Inverno Room Spray
Four Seasons: La Primavera Room Spray
Parlor House Room Spray Prototype
Rappaccini’s Greenhouse Room Spray Prototype
Villa Diodati Room Spray Prototype
Yule Inq Bah Humbug Room Spray
Yule Inq Past Room Spray
Yule Inq Present Room Spray
Yule Inq Yet to Come Room Spray

Trading Post will also be selling the first of their scent boxes. The boxes are handmade, and were constructed with sustainable mango wood. Each box has been stained and silkscreened, and have purple velveteen-lined tops. The interiors were découpaged and lacquered by Shannon Webber.

Each box is unique.

The silkscreening on the lids is golden, and comes in two designs: the triple dagger logo, and the Black Phoenix Ouija Board (doodled by Jennifer Williamson).

There are two sizes of box:

Large
W 12.5”
L 10”
H 3.25”

Small
W 10”
L 6.5”
H 3.25”

The large boxes are $50, and the small boxes are $35.

Trading Post room sprays and bath oils are $25 each, and Trading Post oils are $20 each.


The following oils will also be on the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab smell wagon at this event --

++ Vintage:
Dragon Moon '06
Hunter Moon '07
Lick It '07
Lucy Westerna '06
Luperci '07
Nuclear Winter '05
Pluto '06

++ Prototype:
Antimony v9
Aqua Vitae v2
Arsenic v2
Cesky Krumlov v1
Copper v1
Eve v2
Eve v5
Kinnabari v4
Phosporous v5
Putrefication v3
Putrefication v5
Tetramorph v5



Dark Delicacies opens at 10am, and we will begin giving out random numbers at 11am. This gives everyone the opportunity to fondle books, poke at toys, sniff testers, and chat -- or leave and get a doughnut, whichever. We will open sales just after 12pm. For BPAL oils, there is a limit of 3 per scent per person until 4.30pm, at which point the limit will be lifted.

May 20th, 2009

Clearing Out the Cobwebs II

As y’all know, we are still up to our snouts in bottles of ancient LEs and prototypes. The following scents will be available at the May trunk show, hosted by Sue & Del @ Dark Delicacies:

++ Vintage:
Abhisarika ‘07
All Souls ‘06
Angeronalia ‘07
Bakeneko ‘07
Bonfire Night ‘07
Brides of Dracula ‘06
Budding Moon ‘06
Creepy ‘06
Dolce Stil Nuova ‘07
Fruit of Paradise ‘07
Jolasveinar ‘07
La Befana ‘07
Libra ‘07
Mistletoe ‘07
Pumpkin 2 ‘07
Proshitapathika ‘07
Rose Moon ‘07
Samhain ‘07
Snowflakes ‘07
Swan Maiden ‘07
Tamamo No Mae ‘07
Vasakasajja ‘07
Wolf Moon ‘07

++ Prototypes:
Aphrodite v7
Astraphobia v1
Aswang v1
Capela dos Ossos v5
Construct v3
Hearth v2
Hermes Trimegistus v2
I Fell in Love with a Floating Brian v1
Lamia v3
Maiden v2
Miskatonic University v3
Pediophobia v1
Set v3
Spawn of the She Devil v2
Taphophobia v1
That! The Thing from Over There v1
Viola v3
CD023
P08
P013
P4W14
PEX0
PEX32
PGAI17
PPG28
PPV111
PW7
PX4
PX72
PX79


Please note: this list is subject to change. Very, very subject to change. Scents may be added as time permits.

If we can swing it, Trading Post will be bringing room spray and bath oil protos. List forthcoming.

Each bottle of BPAL oil is $20. No preorders will be accepted for the perfumes and room sprays at the Cobwebs event. Bottles will be sold on a first-come basis, and there is a limit of three bottles per person until 30 minutes before the end of the event, at which point, the limit is lifted.

Please note: the Vintage scents will be sportin’ a new label that was created for this event. You will not be getting the original label used for this scent.

Where and when is this happening?

Dark Delicacies
4213 W. Burbank
Burbank, CA 91505 U.S.A.

Saturday, May 23rd
12pm - 5pm

1-888-DARKDEL
1-818-556-6660

darkdel *at* darkdel *.* com

May 17th, 2009

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The first set of Summer Blockbuster scents are live on the Dark Delicacies site!

B-HORROR
“B-Movie” initially referred to the second half of a double feature, usually a film that was lower in budget than the feature film, and weakly publicized. The expression has morphed over the years to encompass movies whose runtimes were under 70 minutes, low-budget films in general, an inartistic, cheaply produced genre movies, or high-budget exploitation style films.

Examples: I Drink Your Blood, Horror of Party Beach, Attack of the Crab Monsters, It Conquered the World

This scent is a celebration of B-grade sci fi and horror from the 50s, 60s, and 70s: a glowing glob of radioactive waste mixed with a mishmash of ingredients from assorted recipes for fake blood -- chocolate syrup, corn syrup, grenadine, and peanut butter.


CREATURE FEATURE
The struggle of man against metaphor: these movies symbolize man’s conflict with the destruction he wreaks on the environment. The antagonists in Creature Features are usually victims of radiation, pollution, or experiments gone awry – monsters created by the folly of men.

Examples: Creature From the Black Lagoon, Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra, Gorgo, Destroy All Monsters, Them!

Giant Monster Musk!


GERMAN EXPRESSIONIST HORROR
Highly stylized, stark, and filled with vivid, dark symbolism, these films employed bizarre, striking geometry and mise en scène to convey mood and tell their tale.

Examples: Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, M, Der Golem, Schatten - Eine nächtliche Halluzination

Casket dust, black musk and khus, musty velvet, black pine needle, patchouli, myrrh, and black pepper.


GIALLO
The term Giallo, meaning yellow, was initally coined in reference to the yellow backgrounds used on the covers of Il Giallo Mondadori pulp crime and mystery novels that influenced Italian thriller filmmaking. The film genre that emerged began as translations of these pulps, and transformed with time into a melding of traditional murder mystery storylines with guignol’esque horror, combined with stylized, tense erotica that was liberally flavored with operatic melodrama. The storylines often touched on psychological terror, feelings of isolation and alienation, and claustrophobic paranoia.

Examples: Blood and Black Lace, Twitch of the Death Nerve, The House With Laughing Windows, Tenebrae

Profoundly passionate and singularly sinister: opoponax, black plum, night-blooming jasmine, benzoin, red musk, violet leaf, orange blossom, mimosa, mandarin, smoky vanilla, tobacco, patchouli, and black amber.


J-HORROR
Ghosts, rancorous spirits, and shapeshifters abound! Japanese horror films are tense, elliptical, psychologically chilling experiences, most often inspired by Japanese folklore and Kaidan, or supernatural tales, and are woven tightly with themes of retribution and vengeance.

Examples: Ringu, Jigoku, Ugetsu, The Ghost Story of Yotsuya

This scent is spectral, draped in funeral white, and surges with otherworldly, malevolent rage: stargazer lily, white sandalwood, chrysanthemum, and shincha, with white mint, eucalyptus, licorice bark, and blood orange.


SPLATTER COMEDY
Campy, over-the-top gore, full of gleeful self-mockery.

Examples: the Evil Dead series, Return of the Living Dead, Toxic Avenger

A bit of blood and chainsaw grease underneath a banana cream pie.


They will also be available for sniffing and purchasing at the May Trunk Show / Clearing Out the Cobwebs II:

May 23rd at Dark Delicacies, noon to 5pm

Dark Delicacies
4213 W. Burbank
Burbank, CA 91505 U.S.A.

1-888-DARKDEL
1-818-556-6660

www.darkdel.com


Label artwork by the amazing Julie Dillon!

May 13th, 2009

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Clickery-doo.

May 8th, 2009

Oh, man. I’m so tired, all I can really do is grunt. Teething: Fun for the Whole Family.

Without further grunting, we present…

STRAWBERRY MOON 2009
Strawberries that in gardens grow
Are plump and juicy fine,
But sweeter far as wise men know
Spring from the woodland vine.

No need for bowl or silver spoon,
Sugar or spice or cream,
Has the wild berry plucked in June
Beside the trickling stream.

One such to melt at the tongue's root,
Confounding taste with scent,
Beats a full peck of garden fruit:
Which points my argument.

May sudden justice overtake
And snap the froward pen,
That old and palsied poets shake
Against the minds of men.

Blasphemers trusting to hold caught
In far-flung webs of ink,
The utmost ends of human thought
Till nothing's left to think.

But may the gift of heavenly peace
And glory for all time
Keep the boy Tom who tending geese
First made the nursery rhyme.

Wild strawberries, strawberry flower, vanilla-infused sugar, early summer grasses, and milky dandelion sap.

and more seasonal pleasures this way )

May 5th, 2009

Please join us on Saturday, May 23rd, from 12 to 5 pm, at Dark Delicacies in Burbank, CA for "Clearing out the Cobwebs, Part 2."

Our offices are still being overtaken by oil, so we are bottling up some of our old favorites, and some unreleased prototypes and bringing them to Dark Delicacies. Some of the scents that were at the last Dark Delicacies trunk show will make a reappearance, and there will be some new surprises as well. Quantities on each are very limited. We will be releasing a list of available scents along with prices before the event. We will not be bringing any of our other product with us to this event

Dark Delicacies will also be debuting part one of our summer blockbuster series, created exclusively for Dark Delicacies.

There will be a third Clearing Out the Cobwebs event at Dark Delicacies in July. Stay tuned for further details.

Dark Delicacies is a fantastic family-owned bookstore that specializes in the horror genre. They have an enormous selection of books, comics, DVDs, original art, toys, and spooky housewares. Chisel away at your summer shopping list while supporting small businesses! =)


Dark Delicacies
4213 W. Burbank
Burbank, CA 91505 U.S.A.

Tues.-Fri. 10am-7pm Sat.-Sun. 11am-6pm Closed Mondays

1-888-DARKDEL
1-818-556-6660

www.darkdel.com

May 4th, 2009

In North Hollywood, we will be open for the Plating Moon Lunacy Event on Saturday, May 9th, from 4 to 8pm.

The theme for this month is ... the Maypole!
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April 30th, 2009

Bats Day 2009

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BPAL is sponsoring and will be vending at Bats Day this Saturday. The Bats Day Black Market will take place on May 2nd from noon to 10 pm.

The Bats Day™ Black Market: A vendors event where you can find something extra spooky thing for that spooky thing in your life. Over 50 venders will help you find what you are looking for, from clothing, music, artwork, books, collectable's, toys, to other original items.

Black Market will take place in the Sheraton Anaheim Hotel, 900 South Disneyland Drive, Anaheim, CA 92802. Note that this is a different hotel then last year. Admission to the Black Market is free!
http://www.batsday.net/

Do you want to know what we are bringing with us? )

April 17th, 2009

Once again, BPAL is sponsoring and will be vending at Bats Day. The Bats Day Black Market will take place on May 2nd from noon to 10 pm.

The Bats Day™ Black Market: A vendors event where you can find something extra spooky thing for that spooky thing in your life. Over 50 venders will help you find what you are looking for, from clothing, music, artwork, books, collectable's, toys, to other original items.

Black Market will take place in the Sheraton Anaheim Hotel, 900 South Disneyland Drive, Anaheim, CA 92802. Note that this is a different hotel then last year. Admission to the Black Market is free!
http://www.batsday.net/


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Black Phoenix will also be vending at Convergence 15 to be held on the Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA on July 18th and 19th.
http://convergence15.com/

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Both events will feature BPAL exclusive blends. More information will follow.

April 8th, 2009

Planting Moon is live at BPAL and BPTP!

PLANTING MOON
As is the garden such is the gardener,
A man’s nature runs either to herbs or to weeds. –Francis Bacon


This Full Moon marks a time for new growth, both within nature and within our spirits. It is a time of fertility and fruitfulness, for sowing seeds to ensure blessings and bounty later in the year.

The scent of Planting Moon is that of summer squashes, pole beans, tomato leaves, upturned earth, and sun-warmed herbs.





Stunning artwork provided by our beloved Jennifer Williamson.

The scent (at BPAL) and the tee (at BPTP) will be live until April 11, 2009.



The Velvet Painting Exhibit will be departing the Salon on June 1, 2009, and Le Mat will also vanish from Black Phoenix Trading Post that day.

April 3rd, 2009

In North Hollywood, we will be open for the Flower Moon Lunacy Event on Thursday, April 9th, from 7 to 10pm.

The theme for this month is ...April Fool!
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