| Oh I Knew That, Princess (Bertie/Kitten fic) |
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Title: Oh I Knew That, Princess
Author: ima_pseudonym
Pairing: Bertie/Kitten
Rating: PG
Notes: Written at ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ameyao_roinyi's request for a fluffy KittenFic. ^_^ Um... I have mixed feelings on this. At first I was like... Oh God! It sucks! And then I re-read it... and then I thought... Oh God! They'll think it sucks! And now I'm like... Eh. It could be much worse. And I really felt for Kitten, so I couldn't expect much better. Bertie is just so wonderful. (Except for that whole hypnotize and 'there's your mother' thing. That's sort of cruel.) Posted on request.
( Oh I knew that, Princess )
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| fantabulous night to make romance |
[25 Mar 2006|11:26pm] |
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gee, it's been a while, but guess what? a Bruce Wayne/Kitten Crane drabble showed up tonight, when I least expected it. I've missed having them around :)
Title: Moondance
Author: Mel (meletor_et_al)
Length: 197 words
Rating: general
( can I just have one more Moondance with you, my love? )
-fake cut; song and lyrics available at the top of the post; drabble in the ETA-
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| Fic: Deepening |
[22 Mar 2006|01:10am] |
Title: Deepening
Series: The Tale of Jonathan and Kitten (Pt. 4)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Breakfast on Pluto
Summary: Kitten has a surprise for Jonathan.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
ANN: Thanks to melty_girl for the beta.
Kitten has something planned for tonight
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| Fic: Living Arrangenments |
[02 Mar 2006|10:27pm] |
Series: Tales of Scarecrow and Kitten (Pt. 3)
Author: Guanin
Disclaimer: I don't own them, no matter how much I wish I did.
Summary: Jonathan and Kitten work out some details.
Rating: PG-13
AN Notes: Thanks to melty_girl for the beta.
I know what this is
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| Fic: Late Dinner |
[24 Feb 2006|09:37pm] |
Series: Tales of Scarecrow and Kitten (Pt. 2)
Author: Guanin
Summary: Where Scarecrow goes upstairs.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3511
AN: Follows Night Encounter. Thanks go to melty_girl for the beta.
I haven't kept my word
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[23 Feb 2006|10:04pm] |
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Just a word of warnin', me darlin's. This is all meletor_et_al's fault. XP She pushed me into posting this. Sorry it doesn't have a title. I could never come up with one good enough. I do not own anything related to Breakfast on Pluto, and you've now been warned.
Book or Movie: Movie
Characters: Kitten, Joseph
Rating: R
Summary: Joseph blames everything on Patrick's advances.
Warnings: Mention of rape, told in flashbacks. Dark.
( Of course it wasn't enough. )
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| one day we'll return here/ when the Belfast Child sings again |
[09 Feb 2006|09:35pm] |
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posted last night, locked; failed to get run out of town for it, surprisingly; unlocked this evening and am posting here.
Title: The Phantom Lady!
Length: 537 words
Rating/Warning: mature sexual content; disturbing content
Note: Somewhere in a small dark place between the book and the movie, this happened. ima_pseudonym coaxed it out, and I bit and kicked and screamed and fought but it would be written despite my best efforts. I'm so very, very sorry.
( 'she looks just like her mother with that hair,' they say )
fake cut goes to my journal
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| Fic: Night Encounter |
[08 Feb 2006|10:03pm] |
Author: Guanin
Fandom: Breakfast on Pluto/Batman Begins
Word Count: 1634
Pairing: Jonathan Crane/Kitten
Rating: PG
Summary: Jonathan happens across Kitten one night.
AN: This was inspired by meletor_et_al's Kitten fic Chivalric Code. Thanks go to her and melty_girl for the lovely beta.
She seems out of place here
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| Little fiction |
[31 Jan 2006|10:23am] |
Just a little something that was rolling around in my head a few days ago. Musing about sex and gender and love, and how none of them really correspond. I just thought Kitten might feel the same way.
Title: Elusive Things
Book or Movie: Movie
Characters: Kitten, Billy Hatchet
Word Count: 211
Rating: PG-13/light R
Summary: Kitten muses about love and what being a girl is really all about.
Warnings: Slight spoilers.
( Elusive Things )
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[13 Jan 2006|01:10am] |
Title: Misleading Choices Part One (and follow the link to part two)
Fandom: Batman Begins\ BOP
Characters: Dr. Jonathan Crane/ Bruce Wayne/ Kitten Braden
Word Count: 15, 730
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: This is a cross over between characters from Batman Begins and Breakfast on Pluto. I own nothing: Not even my soul because I sold it to slash years ago.
Misleading Choices
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| the best part of waking up... |
[09 Jan 2006|08:14am] |
...is never having gone to sleep. Go me!
Because shrieking_ell was asking about the relevant scene, and I seriously could not begin to tell her without my brain fizzling out, and also because ok whose brain didn't want to go there during the movie?, I decided to write it into a kittenfic. Those who have seen the movie will recognize the wardrobe. And other *ahem* imagery. I also snuck in some forehead sex!
Title: Go Baby Go
Author: Mel (meletor_et_al)
Fandom: Batman Begins x Breakfast on Pluto
Pairing: That Crack Thing (Jonathan "Kitten" Crane/Bruce Wayne)
Rating: Les Smut, y'all.
Summary: No, seriously? It is just about the blue lingerie.
Length: 2,169 words
Fake Cut: ( The blue number was something Kitten picked out all herself )
Cross-posted.
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[03 Jan 2006|11:35pm] |
A series of drabbles based on color (and one on the lack there of), written for ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) fanfic100. The table can be found HERE.
Title: Red
Fandom: Breakfast on Pluto
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden, the two police men
Prompt: 011. Red
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: During the interrogation.
( Kitten giggles )
Title: Orange
Fandom: Breakfast on Pluto
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden
Prompt: 012. Orange
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The real color of fire.
( Fire, bright, deadly fire, is orange. )
Title: Yellow
Fandom: Breakfast on Pluto
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden
Prompt: 013. Yellow
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: Young Patrick and a yellow dress.
( The yellow dress calls to him. )
Title: Green
Fandom: Breakfast on Pluto
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden & Mr. Silky String
Prompt: 014. Green
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What Kitten sees.
Author's Notes: Movie spoilers.
( Why green, he does not know, and never will understand. )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden/Bertie
Prompt: 015. Blue
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Summary: Berti loves Kitten's eyes.
Author's Notes: Movie spoilers.
( After Berti's confession by the water, Berti takes him home. )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden/Bertie
Prompt: 016. Purple
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The aftermath of Mr. Silky String.
( Berti watches with big sad eyes... )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden & Billy Hatchet
Prompt: 017. Brown
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The squaw outfit.
( Billy loves the squaw outfit. )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden & Charlie
Prompt: 018. Black
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: An outfit Kitten doesn't love.
Author's Notes: Movie spoilers.
( Who would have thought such an outfit exists in this terrible, sad world of ours. )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden/Billy Hatchet
Prompt: 019. White
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Summary: Kitten's skin.
Author's Notes: Movie spoilers.
( Boring ol' white. )
Characters: Patrick "Kitten" Braden
Prompt: 020. Colorless
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: When Kitten sees the Phantom Lady.
Author's Notes: Movie spoilers.
( ...the rest of the world fades away. )
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