These Kids are Alright Team Booty Post

2007-10-14T13:54:30Z

1. A series of limericks written by the Impala

There was a young hero named Dean,
Who to drive was exceedingly keen,
His Dad said his foot,
Was weighed down by lead boot,
He was proud, from what I could glean.

There was a young hoodlum named Sam,
Who, when he drove me, went BAM,
Aimed the nose of a truck
Into the side of me – FUCK!
And he said he’d his licence, oh damn.

There once was a soldier named John,
Who was told that I’d ruined a lawn,
But he growled at the goon,
Said we’d check out by noon,
domesticity does make him yawn.

2. The recipe(s) for Sam’s and Dean’s favorite mixed drink(s)
Dean's Purple Nurple recipes:

Purple Nurple #1 recipe
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz triple sec
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Purple Nurple #2
1/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz apple schnapps
1/4 oz sweet and sour mix
1/4 oz grenadine syrup

Pour all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into a shot glass, and serve.

Sam's half-caf, double-vanilla latte recipe:

1 shot house blend
1 shot de-caff blend
2 shots Vanilla Syrup
Steamed Milk

. An MP3 of Jensen singing
Jensen singing "Can't Fight This Feeling (ripped by onsensong)

4. An MP3 (or an LJ voicepost) of someone from your team singing the same song
embroiderama singing "Can't Fight This Feeling"

5. List three storylines that Sera Gamble pitched to Kripke that he rejected
Male Pregnancy - Dean wants a baby so much he goes to see Simone M. Lowell, M.D., Ph.D., Attending Physician and Associate Professor of Biochemistry and Reproductive Medicine (google-able here: http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/index.shtml).

Penis Thief - (http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/9/16/81843/6555) the boys investigate an outbreak of Koro, one of them is afflicted and they have to accuse the witch and have everything returned to normal

Succubus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus a town full of men dying of exhaustion - turns out to be a succubus, which tries to seduce Sam.

6. A comic from the_dean_show that features an OFC.
Shame! Comic #5

7. What are Christian Kane and Steve Carlson’s middle names?
Christian Michael Kane and Steven Paul Carlson

8. An example of one of Agent Hendrickson’s travel expense reports

9. A screencap that could be from a future (*crosses fingers*) bodyswap episode

10. Proof that Sam would make a good unicorn
Sammy IS The Good Little Unicorn

11. The strangest body part of Jensen’s listed as an “interest” in at least three people’s LJ profiles (preexisting, don’t go bribing friends to add wacky stuff!)
Jensen's lips

12. Bobby Singer’s To Do List

(Clearer version)

13. What college did Jeffery Dean Morgan attend?
Portland State University

14. Evidence that Grover is actually the long, lost third Winchester brother

15. A link to an SPN fanfic that purports to contain both schmoop AND angst
No Take-backs or Do-overs by buffyaddict13

16. The means to determine Jared Padalecki’s actual eye color
Firstly two pictures that clearly showed Jared's eyes were chosen, and all the available iris colors were sampled:

Picture 1: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/wenchpixie/LJ/booteeeeee/jaredeye.jpg
Picture 2: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/wenchpixie/LJ/booteeeeee/jaredeye1.jpg
All Sampled colors: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/wenchpixie/LJ/booteeeeee/Jaredseyecoloursamples.png

These sampled colors were blended together to arrive at a relatively standardised color: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/wenchpixie/LJ/booteeeeee/Jaredseyecolourblended.png

This color was then sampled and checked next to a hexidecimal color chip sampler (http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Lindsay/swatch5.html) and determined to be closest to "Wheat4", as it is the same tone, but Jared's eyes are darker - therefore "Dark Wheat4".

Eye color that varies is said to be Hazel - frequently with a qualifier (for example "hazel blue")

Therefore, Jared Padalecki's eyes are Hazel Dark Wheat4.

17. An excerpt from John Winchester’s last will and testament

18. The most over-the-top Supernatural or J2 LJ layout
We decided at regala_electra's layout is OTT with awesomeness for the randomly changing pictures embedded in the header.

19. A picture of Dean’s right nipple
#1)
#2)

...Which brings us to the scientific study... :-D

*ahem* As we can see, Dean's right nipple is a shy and elusive thing, only captured on film at rare occurrences, such as when Dean is close to death, or when he's just done shagging a wooden plank Cassie. It does not seek out attention or notice and seeks cover quickly when exposed (as seen in "What is and What Should Never Be" and "Scarecrow".)

However, when it does see the light of day, it often fascinates those nearby with a hypnotic quality. Observe in the rare photo of the exposed nipple in a medically compromised state, the orderly on the left hand side and her evident nipple-mesmerized state. The nipple therefore may not hide itself out of shyness, but out of a sense of duty to the world, to prevent distracting observers into trance-like states and causing chaos and havoc wherever it goes.

The shifter!nipple on the other hand, (or other chest as the case may be), is bold and forceful, standing out against the chest in a brash attention-seeking manner. This may be seen as overconfidence of the shifter!nipple, but studies indicate it may be a desperate ploy on the part of the shifter!nipple to garner what fleeting moments in the limelight it can acquire before it is shed by the shifter in the next imminent molt. Such is the short and tragic lifespan of the shifter!nipple.

However, it could just be really cold in the sewer.

20. A picture of Sam’s underpants (… what?)

21. Fandom Standardized Testing~ Math Section: Dean and Sam are in the Impala and have just defeated a succubus in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. They drive through Hell, Michigan and exorcise a demon, then they get rid of a poltergeist in a gay bar near Big Bone Lick State Park in Kentucky. They check out a Wendigo in Gnaw Bone, Indiana, then stay in Paradox, Colorado for a few days to try and figure out how they accidentally became their own grandfathers. By the time they have breakfast in Two Egg, Florida, how many miles have they traveled? (answers in km also acceptable)
4,277 mi – about 2 days 21 hours - Link to the route map

22. Fandom Standardized Testing ~ Science Section: The arrangement of moles on Sam’s back bear a resemblance to what celestial constellation?

23. Fandom Standardized Testing ~ Literature Section: A link to the worst, yet funniest Dean Forrester Gilmore Girls fic
Can you feel a heart break by twin of a HP freak

24. A drabble that ends with “…and they lived happily ever after.”
Once upon a time there was a brave hunter named Dean. He rode all around the country in his big black car with his baby brother Sammy.

Dean’s brother kept running away (he said he was only trying to get Dean pie) and one day he got hurt by a bad man so Dean had to sell his soul to the bad lady.

When she came to collect Dean, though, Sammy and the Impala wouldn’t let him go,
and she wasn’t brave, and the Latin and the vrooming frightened her so she ran away, and they lived happily ever after.

25. A rap of why your team should win!
Booty Hunters Rap.

We're highly caffeinated, we won't be under-rated
We never ever ever ever wanna be sedated.

We're the whackiest, crackiest
pat-on-the-backiest
surprise attackiest
group of our size.

We're crazy, we're fruity
We're hunting the booty
It is our sworn duty
to bring back the prize.

Break it down!

*everybody dances*

Word.