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Title: Mary Poppins Was Never Like This
Rating: 15 for language.
Setting: In, and around Doctor Who 4x01 “Partners in Crime”.
Characters: Faith, Giles, Dawn
Word count: 2543
Disclaimer: Not mine, none of them.
Summary: Adipose Industries’ weight-loss pills certainly got around.

Author's Notes: Written for empressvesica’s birthday! Woo-hoo!

( Normally, at ten past one in the morning, most people tend to be asleep in bed. However, if you’re connected with the New Watcher’s Council in any form, 1.10am would be generally considered to be smack bang in the middle of a standard working day. )

Title: Dawn Morgan
Rating: 15
Characters: Dawn, Dexter and Deb Morgan.
Word count: 200/100
Disclaimer: I own nothing connected with the Buffyverse or Dexter.
Summary: If Dawn had been sent to another family to be looked after...

Author's Notes: Another one of my Other Surnames Dawn Never Had ongoing drabbles, which was posted up at TtH earlier today. ffutures made a comment wondering just how Dexter actually regards Dawn, given that he's a pychopath and that inspired me for the second drabble.

( So, turns out my older brother’s a serial killer. )

Title: The Great Bikini Incident (and Aftermath)
Rating: PG
Setting: Oh, you pick. :P
Characters: Dawn Summers, Captain Jack Harkness
Word count: 470
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Captain Jack is a law unto himself.
Summary: In a way, it was all inevitable. Still didn't stop Buffy from wanting Jack's head on a pole afterwards.

Author's Notes: Don't blame me. I’m still merely carrying out other people's prompts.

( The Great Bikini Incident )

Title: Random drabbles I
Rating: PG
Setting: Oh, you pick. :P
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Dawn Summers, Captain Jack Harkness
Word count: 100 each.
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary:

Author's Notes: Don't blame me. I merely carried out other people's prompts.

( Not Going Anywhere (Sam and Dean Winchester) )

( Scientific Advisor (Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler and Dawn Summers) )

( The Great Bikini Incident (Dawn Summers, Jack Harkness) )

Title: Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had
Rating: G
Setting: Whenever, wherever as Shakira said.
Characters: Dawn
Word count: 100 or 200 words each.
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I don't own them or any of the following either : Battlestar Galactica, The Muppet Show, Supernatural, Doctor Strange or Doctor Who.
Summary: Those wacky monks came pretty close to putting Dawn in some other family. Just imagine if she'd been an Adama, Tyler, Winchester, Piggy or Strange...

( Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had. )

Title: Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had
Rating: G
Setting: Whenever, wherever.
Characters: Dawn
Word count: 100 each.
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. The Stargate people belong to Gekko Productions, Double Secret Productions, MGM/UA, Showtime/Viacom. I don't own them or any of the following either : Star Trek, James Bond, Stephanie Plum and Harry Potter.
Summary: Those wacky monks came pretty close to putting Dawn in some other family. Just imagine if she'd been an Kirk, Moneypenny, O'Neill, Plum or a Weasley... [Originally a 10 things drabble challenge, but expanded]

( Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had. )

Title: Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had
Rating: G
Setting: Whenever, wherever as Shakira said.
Characters: Dawn
Word count: 100 each.
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I don't own them or any of the following either : The Addams Family, The West Wing, Alias, Nero Wolfe or Lois and Clark.
Summary: Those wacky monks came pretty close to putting Dawn in some other family. Just imagine if she'd been an Addams, Bartlett, Bristow, Goodwin, or a Kent... [Originally a 10 things drabble challenge, but expanded]

Author's Notes: Special thanks to TaraKeezer for helping me with the final original 10 read-thoughs. Originally, this was a nice simple Ten Surnames Dawn Never Had fic, but then I couldn't resist doing another drabble. And then another. And then some more.


( Other Surnames That Dawn Never Had. )

Title: Ten Things That Never Happened in the BtVS Fandom
Rating: PG-13
Setting: Thoughout the first five seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Characters: Dawn
Word count: 2,800
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. They ain't mine.
Summary: Some spells are stronger and further reaching than you’d think.

Author's Notes: Still don’t know what I was on when I came up with this idea, but it must have been gooooood.

( Some spells are stronger and further reaching than you’d think. )

Title: Worst Rescue Ever
Rating: 15
Setting: Oh, you pick. Post season seven for the Buffyverse certainly.
Characters: Giles, Xander, Dawn, Benton Fraser, Diefenbaker
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: The missing Giles and Benton Fraser have just been found by the Scoobies. Unfortunately, their night can only get worse from here on.

Author's Notes: Crack!fic written for Tara Keezer’s birthday.

( With a mumbled comment that sounded a lot like ‘Son of a bitch!’ Ray Kowalski shot up the stairs to outside, pulling out his cell as he went. )

Title: Step By Step
Rating: FR 21
Setting: Post-“Chosen”.
Characters: Faith,
Word count: 6x100.
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: Faith has a list, she’s checking it twice. Hopefully, they’ve all been naughty. A six drabble series inspired by this icon. Blame it all on kben.

Author's Notes: Femslash pwp all the way, baby. At least, it was meant to be before the characters started taking over.

( ”Buffy” )
( ”Willow” )
( ”Kennedy” )
( ”Willow” )
( ”Fred” )
( ”Dawn” )

~Fin~

Title: Playing Away
Rating: NC-17
Setting: Post Buffy season 7.
Characters: Dawn/Faith/Willow
Word count: 5,266
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: The first field trip for one of the New Council’s Away Teams goes well. It’s the celebrating afterwards that gets out of hand…

Author's Notes: For the buffyverse1000 pairings challenge. Co-Written by the very talented sweetjane_69.

( It was all Giles’s fault, Dawn later decided. )

Title: Cravings
Rating: NC-17
Setting: Post-"Chosen".
Characters: Faith/Dawn/chocolate cake
Word count: 1941
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: Faith has a yearning for chocolate cake. Dawn, on the other hand, has quite a different appetite to feed.

Author's Notes: Originally written for faith_slash.

( Faith was not happy. And when she wasn’t happy, she made damn sure that people knew about it. )

Title: The Slayer In Question
Rating: PG-13
Setting: During 'The Girl In Question' (late Angel season 5)
Characters: Andrew, Buffy, Dawn, Willow, Xander
Word count: 5,689
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: The other side of 'The Girl In Question', and what really happened in Italy.

Author's Notes: Special thanks to uninvitedcat and houses7177. You’re both stars.

( Buffy knew it was going to be a long couple of days when she saw Andrew accidentally decapitate the Capo. )

Title: The Annual Scoobies/Angel Investigations Jenny Calendar Memorial Gang-Bang
Rating: NC-17
Setting: Somewhere in Buffy season 6 and Angel season 3.
Characters: Angel/Anya/Buffy/Cordy/Fred/Giles/Gunn/Spike/Tara/Wes/Willow/Xander
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: Dawn certainly wasn't expecting this.

Author's Notes: Originally written for the buffyverse1000 challenge.

( Dawn shouldn’t be there. )

Title: Frozen
Rating: 15
Setting: About two years after "Chosen".
Characters: Dawn, Willow, Kennedy
Word count: 1320
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: It should have been a routine field mission in the Canadian Rockies.

Author's Note: Written for cadence_k’s Buffyverse Femslash ficathon. carawj requested Dawn/Willow, post-Chosen and snow. And no non-con, character bashing or PWP.

( It’s snowing outside. )

Title: Dinner at Hogwarts
Rating: PG13
Setting: Early season six for the Scoobies, somewhere around book six for the Harry Potter crew.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I own neither Harry Potter (that’ll be the lovely JKRowling) or the Buffyverse (see Joss Whedon for that one).
Summary: Even the simplest getting-to-know-each-other meals can go horribly wrong if you're the Scoobies.
Author's Notes: Sometimes odd scenes just come to you, and won’t leave until they’re written down.

( Xander leaned forward on the table and stared straight ahead. )