Title: Role Reversal

Pairing: Vince/Howard
Summary: Vince fancied a change, but who would have thought that a moment of inspiration would lead to such a chain of events?

Word Count: ~3000
Rating: PG-13

Warnings:  Bad jokes, swears, implied sexy times, kissing (which jumps out of nowhere), in-jokes, incorrect physiology lectures, Howard in a mini dress.

Challenge: Vince wakes up and fancies a change.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Mighty Boosh, but I do own my hair.

Dedication: Thanks to and my beta for giving me the prompt (even if it was just to shut me up).sisidraig for proof reading! Also, thank youhermitknut knightaimee

TITLE: Seven Minutes In Heaven

SERIES: Appropriation Paradise

RATING: R

PAIRING: Noel/Julian, Dee/Sue, Noel/Dee

WORD COUNT: 700

GENRE: Drabble

WARNINGS: Femmeslash, implied het

SUMMARY: A collection of short stories and drabbles based on poetry/tales/songs by Mighty Boosh/RPS characters [made up by me], as well as pre-existing songs/poems in "real life".

DISCLAIMER: I'm $25,000 in debt, so don't bother sueing me. =)

A/N: First attempt at writing drabbles, be gentle.

HOWARD MOON: SECRET AGENT

Part 1 of ?
Pairing:  AU Howard/Vince
Author: Unbelievable2
Rating: PG13 for this chapter, possibly NC- 17 later
Word Count: 2,279

Summary: This is on a need-to-know basis
                     Move over, Bond. The name’s Moon, Howard Moon.
                     And that’s all you need to know… 

Warnings: AU. Plus more double entendres than you can shake a stick, or anything else, at.

Disclaimer: Sadly I own neither the creators nor their characters, and I will not, nor would I ever wish to, profit from either.

TITLE: Salacious

RATING: NC-17

PAIRING: Howard/Vince

WORD COUNT: 2300

GENRE: PWP

WARNINGS: Smut, spanking, inappropriate/disturbing pleasure devices, hints of dom!Howard

SUMMARY: Follow-up fic to “It's Not a Dirty Word.” Now that Howard has gained some “experience” over the past few weeks from his and Vince's escapades, he decides to introduce some kink into Naboo's livingroom the bedroom. But how will Vince react to this?

DISCLAIMER:I'm $25,000 in debt, so don't bother sueing me. =)

A/N: This is my first kink fic, so be gentle. :) Any CC regarding domination, spanking, bondage is quite welcome.

UPDATE: Fan-art is now up! It's nothing special, and it's obvious I'm not an artist, but I thought it'd be a nice touch. [Click to enlarge, the resolution looks shit]

Title: How He Changes: Chapter Four
Pairing: AU Howard/Vince
Summary: An AU fic, where Howard is one of England's best known criminals and Vince works in a pub. Obviously they meet, but there are a few things that need to be sorted out before the happy ending, that may or may not come...
Word Count: 1,062
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU, swearing, violence and possible sex scenes.
Disclaimer: The characters ain't mine, and neither are any of the recognisable quotes, thank you to 10_quotes for providing them. The situation, however, I take full credit for.
The slightly altered quote used in this chapter is from Raging Bull.
Author’s Notes: This was inspired by 10_quotes, but instead of writing a story based around 10 quotes, I picked all of the ones I liked worked out a plot and wrote them into the story. Expect around 15 chapters in total.

My huge thanks to sisidraig for beta'ing this and continuing to put up with this even though I must be the most annoying person to beta. Constructive criticism is very welcome.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

Title: Frisk Me!

Author: weekendgothgirl
Word Count: 3, 001 (excluding lyrics, 3,055 including.)
Genre: Kink, PWP

Summary: Vince has a nice little surprise for Howard, who gets his wish fulfilled. Characters/Pairing: Howince (What a shocker! Lol)
Rating: NC- 17- Oh yes, I’m branching out lol!
Warning: Bondage and domination. Some name calling and a bit of swearing. Maybe a little fluff too…
Disclaimer: I do this only for love, no money is made and no offence is intended. Obviously the characters aren't mine, but we already knew that right?

Authors Notes: This fic was inspired by, written for and beta’d by booshbesotted the kinky one lol. Other inspiration comes from this pic http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/weekendgothgirl/?action=view&current=control.jpg and the song I am terrified by IAMX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQDd9FIBIFY

I admit i'm a little anxious about posting this, my first go at graphic sex :s let me know what you think...

URBAN WILDLIFE BLUES
Or, maybe not the tail you thought it was.

Part 9 of 9
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Author: Unbelievable2
Rating: PG13, probably
Word Count: 4,400

Summary: What starts as a new departure for Howard and a surprise for Vince swiftly turns into a [nail-bitingly terrifying/ridiculously overblown*] race against time to thwart an old enemy.
*delete as applicable 

Warnings: For story as a whole, some nastiness, violence, drug refs and swears, talking animals, (oh, and some s/ash ;) here and there)

Disclaimer: Sadly I own neither the creators nor their characters, and I will not, nor would I ever wish to, profit from either.

Notes: Thanks to everyone who has stuck with this little epic and encouraged me with comments. You are all lovely.

Hope you like the way this ends!

Links to previous chapters are contained within.

Title: URBAN WILDLIFE BLUES
Or, maybe not the tail you thought it was.

Part 8 of 9
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Author: Unbelievable2
Rating: PG13, probably
Word Count: 4,741

Summary: What starts as a new departure for Howard and a surprise for Vince swiftly turns into a [nail-bitingly terrifying/ridiculously overblown*] race against time to thwart an old enemy.
*delete as applicable 

Warnings: For story as a whole, some nastiness, violence, drug refs and swears, talking animals, (oh, and some s/ash ;) here and there)

Disclaimer: Sadly I own neither the creators nor their characters, and I will not, nor would I ever wish to, profit from either.

Note: Sorry for the long wait, but it’s  definitely nine chapters now, 8 needing to be split in two - and Chapter 9, which will be posted as soon as the dust of this one settles, is definitely the finale!