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| User: | bookkake (10223222)
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| Name: | The Writings of Samantha Blackmire |
| Website: | SamanthaBlackmire.com |
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My name is Samantha Blackmire. My Livejournal username is ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) samblackmire. My friends list became larger than Livejournal was willing to tolerate, so I moved here. Sometimes I write comedic articles: 4) Poetry speaks from the heart with great candor. However, after the relationship ends, the she-devil will share more than one bottle of wine with a pack of breasted hyenas, who will giggle, whinny and guffaw as they feast on the literary corpse of infatuation. More importantly; humiliation never dies, it only goes into remission. Before a man composes poetry for any woman, he would be wise to evaluate the current or future likelihood that she or any member of her wine-drinking coven may prey upon any male within his own group of friends, family, or coworkers. ---- Sometimes I write horror: When she was still, I returned to the task of peeling the flesh from her shin like a sheet of melted cellophane. It was for her skin that I loved her; it was perfect for my book. I carefully pierced her right armpit and shimmied the knife closer to her breast, peeling my parchment from its maker like so much wet dough that I would transform. ---- Sometimes I rant: There's always some guy who thinks "No" really means "Yes" and that "I will Mace you if you enter my office" really means "Hey baby, how about you tie me up and sing your favorite Little Mermaid song while gluing post-its to your shaven scrotum until it looks like a peacock's tail?" ---- Sometimes I recall funny events: blacks42: And then the hairiest guy I've ever seen comes back with another one that he must have stolen from the place next door because I KNOW I got the LAST 36B in the ENTIRE store and they finally scan it and she can't read the signature on my credit card. blacks42: SO SHE ASKS FOR ID. blacks42: And writes all my information down. I'm Michael the Bra Customer. I buy white frilly bras for my pants-wearing woman. She can't wear a skirt. She has to wear pockets so she can have someplace to keep my testicles. ---- And sometimes, I'll surprise you. Enjoy the ride. Please observe the "Copyright Samantha Blackmire" sign. We have little orphan demons to feed. :)
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| Interests: | 68: alternative lifestyles, art, bill hicks, bme, body modification, capoeira, clive barker, coffee, comedy, comics, computers, cynicism, dance, drawing, fashion, fiction, films, fire spinning, flem, free press, ghost hunting, haunted houses, hiking, history, horror, horror novels, humor, independent film, isaac asimov, japanese schoolgirls, jazz, john coltrane, journalism, kaoskyttons, keenspace, krav maga, lenny bruce, literature, louis armstrong, love, novels, opera, pablo neruda, painting, parkour, philosophy, pirates, punk rock, puzzles, qxt, qxt's, rainer maria rilke, ray charles, salsa, science fiction, sketching, skiing, small press, squaresoft, tattoos, theater, transmetropolitan, treasure hunting, underground, warren ellis, webcomics, women, writers |
| Maintainers: | 1: samblackmire |
| Members: | 68: anonymosaurus, atropinesulfate, aunticrist, b_d_s_monkey, baronbrian, blacks42, bobthebadger, boundbylove, bzarcher, cajunag, cashbox, chaya, chickenfeet2003, codemonkey19, confessionalbox, cos, crazy_tj, crevette, cromeium, cumaeansibyl, dame_montague, davidkevin, drjon, enderfem, enkorvaks, faerielace, ferret, ferventfrenzy, gluedupsidedown, heyorion, honerbright, horosha, hotstepher, illicit_dreams, insanity_speaks, iterum, jester5, jesusmobile, katfireblade, kayleighraven, ladydyani, major_thom4321, mobilemayhem, murnkay, nillakat, nstantkarma, obscurredstar, raven_gypsy, reprobayt, revrb, rey_of_shadows, rotsman, safagianlily, samblackmire, satyrblade, serendipitygirl, sesquipedeviant, tesla78, the_maenad, tye_roe, vectorvillain, wanderingangel, wingedelf, wiredwizard, wolfgrrl, wyldhorsestx, xviragox, zombiegoat |
| 69: atropinesulfate, aunticrist, b_d_s_monkey, baronbrian, bitpuddle, blacks42, bobthebadger, boundbylove, bzarcher, cajunag, cashbox, chaya, cmorrigu, codemonkey19, comicstorewatch, confessionalbox, crazy_tj, crevette, cromeium, cumaeansibyl, dame_montague, davidkevin, drjon, enderfem, faerielace, ferret, ferventfrenzy, gluedupsidedown, grail76, grunald, horosha, hotstepher, htl_1126, illicit_dreams, insanity_speaks, jadedeath, jester5, jesusmobile, katfireblade, kayleighraven, kinfae, ladydyani, littlegreenworm, major_thom4321, mobilemayhem, molkovia04, nillakat, obscurredstar, pir, raven_gypsy, reprobayt, revrb, rey_of_shadows, samblackmire, sarcasticwriter, satyrblade, sesquipedeviant, six_crazy_guys, smartie1685, tesla78, the_maenad, tye_roe, vectorvillain, wanderingangel, wingedelf, wiredwizard, wolfgrrl, xviragox, zombiegoat |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
