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I FUCKING LOVE APPLES

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:30:44 GMT

Oh what the hell, I'll post it here too..

Edited with new link. WTF, Photoshop, it's JUST two guys, it's not like they're having a floppy dick fight, jesus.

gundamn it

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:13:53 GMT

Once upon a time, Apollo Justice was a young boy. A younger boy than he is today.

As a young boy, he did stuff that most young ~~Japanese~~ boys tend to do.

Play with Gundamns.

This was Apollo at the start of his Gundamn obsession. As you can see, he has fashioned his hair to be somewhat like the head pieces that most of those adorable little heaps of metal wear.

As time went on, Apollo's fascination with these amazing robots grew and grew.

Upon hitting puberty, he started taking pills and eventually... became a woman. Or, at least, he seemed to look like one.

However, the operation left him with disfigured eyebrows. Of course, he saw this as a blessing. He had lost his Gundamn-styled hair, but had gained an amazing set of Gundamn-style eyebrows.

But eventually, he grew tired of his sagging breasts and sagging cheeks--all of them--so he changed back to the stunning hunk that we know today.

Of course, he kept his curvy, womanly figure to reel in all the boys.

And that's how Apollo Justice became an attorney under the keen watch of Kristoph Gavin, another lover of giant robots blowing things up.

Later on in life, Apollo will suffer from hairectile dysfunction, as you can see here.

But at least he will retain his fabulous eyebrows.

Also,

IT'S MSPAINT THREAD TIME

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:41:41 GMT

Along the same vein as the post before. The theme is APOLLO x EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

My OTP is Apollo x Mop. ♥

Do you like Apollo?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:12:15 GMT

Do you like everything?

im_fine_sir is a new community for the sole purpose of pairing Justice with all.

_{i'm sure you boobs would be interested in something like this. go join.}

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:29:49 GMT

The possibilities are endless, you guys

(Yeah, I know the font doesn't fit in too well, but I don't have a lot of options at the moment)

WHY SO SERIOUS PAINTCHAT

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:40:23 GMT

I have some pchats for you kids. I only have a few though. Bear with me.

OneOfTwo and Derp had a conversation going on here. I only have one screen. And Maya became... something else.

Vocaloid crossover?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:37:54 GMT

Um. This is my first post here so please don't kill me. xD

If you don't know what Vocaloid is, then google it.

That's Kristoph dressed as Hatsune Miku and Klavier dressed as Kagamine Rin and Apollo dressed as Apollo.

Edgeworth as Kaito. :D

Discuss.

From a different P-chat <3

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:51:14 GMT

There's a group of us that takes over the kink meme chat room almost every night, with the intentions of rp-ing. Actually, we've been dead recently, because of business, work, and sick computers plaguing us all. But we (I) started up a p-chat room of our own, and sometimes we're on. We actually got together last night, and horded our p-chat sessions. Which if you were on P-chat late last night (5am EST) You got a glimpse of us.

But either way, I'm sharing some of our p-chats here: :D

^Did you enjoy the porn in the corner? I know we did.

Oh, and also, I'm the Ema that has been popping in and out of the normal room.
And don't bother friending me here, I'm actually quite boring, and really only post my work schedules and "lol I just bought another game I'll never finish."

Cyrus = Gant?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:09:49 GMT

Here's a pic of Galactic Boss Cyrus from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl;

And here's Gant;

http://www.court-records.net/arts/gsds_30.jpg

Notice the similarities?

holy crap JHDFJFDKJKDSFDS

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:59:23 GMT

kay that video I posted down there
my friend made a response to it and I dunno if it'll kill you guys as much as it did to me
but I'm still lolling so here you go

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:52:43 GMT

tsk tsk Phoenix, you know you can't afford one on your hobo salary.

pchat ilu

Edgey in our Yaoi?!

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:57:04 GMT

Hallo there Boobies! I have been a lurker for quite a while, but after finding this gold mine, I though it was finally time to show myself.

I'm terribly sorry if this has already been posted, but as soon as I saw this, I thought of my Boobies!

One day I was watching the Kirepapa OVA and I saw this:

Apparently he is the father of the Main Character's Love intrest.
AND...to make this even better, there's a flashback where the Main Character says that this Edgey imposter raped him.

:D Hope you guys like my ~~offering~~ first post.

Ace Attorney Extended Universe?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:40:15 GMT

Hi! So, I've been lurking here for quite a while, but now I have something to contribute. At least, I hope this is the case... Anyway, the other day I restarted a file in Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, which I hadn't played since before I played Apollo Justice, and I found something very interesting in the form of a long lost relative.

You know the drill; click the pictures for bigger versions.

This is Jonathan Morris. Is he or is he not some sort of relative (or child, if you want to go there, and I do) of Edgeworth and Klavier? If going with the kid motif, look, he even has a whip from Auntie Franziska.
As a result of this finding, I was inspired, so have a picture!
Note: Due to a lack of digital media stuff, this is done with good, old-fashioned colored pencils. However, the scanner kind of washed the picture out. I tried to fix it, but the colors are still a bit off.

Edgeworth: H... how did this happen?!
Klavier: Alcohol and a time paradox?

I hope this post is to people's likings. ^_^

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:32:02 GMT

GUYS HELLO HELLO. Sorry for the inactivity, I've been out camping and such HOPE THIS MAKES UP FOR IT?? DFJJFF
I was listening to this song, got an idea...was bored and fiddled with movie maker
HOPE it hasn't been done before, it took a surprisingly long time to draw and sync and..I hope you like it, boobs<3 (ps the person at the 'wrong' part..is me xD)from me to you, have a nice holiday. <3
let me know if it doesn't load or anything dfsgdf

Pchat- Apollo Justice Group pic

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:34:44 GMT

Epic canvas is epic. C:

Pchat- Ace Attorney at the beach

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:28:39 GMT

HOW MANY CHARACTERS CAN YOU FIND.

hey there boobs

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:13:07 GMT

It's time to rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST AWESOME TRIO EVER AMIRITE

I have to wonder whether Edgeworth approves or not. And whether Klavier appreciates that Godot stole his hands.

I did not make this - Credit goes to Ceres over at Court Records. xD

this

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:50:54 GMT

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:01:29 GMT

So, like, last night I was having this one horrific nightmare (as y'do) and in the middle of it the dream had an actual intermission. Like with a sign saying MEANWHILE and then it switched over to Edgeworth's office and I had this sequence as a short dream-in-a-dream. (When it ended the nightmare resumed.)

It's not much drawing-wise, because Ink's hands are too shaky today to do anything better, but I figured you guys would enjoy it anyway.

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:16:05 GMT

Hey, titties.
I just started watchin' that fancy Triplets of Belleville movie and I found a rather...

... Familiar face.

Perhaps you'll recognize him.

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:01:03 GMT

pill_so_sweet and I watched the Princess Bride last night, then browsed stuff on here for a while. We ended up drawing this weird little Princess Bride/Phoenix Wright crossover comic strip...thingy, so here you go:

A million years late, once again~

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:17:05 GMT

So, I was playing Kingdom Hearts today, and I reached Neverland.

Upon getting there, I noticed a certain...similarity...

They even have the same sleeves. What the hell.

And for the curious...the crocodile is Oldbag, of course.

oh god what

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:39:21 GMT

*click*

OH GOD WHAT

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:42:37 GMT

Once upon a time in the boobjection pchat there was an rp. It was an epic tale of love, loss, will power and above all chickens.

03:50 ** Butzさんが入室しました **
03:51 ** Wockyさんが入室しました **
Butz > Yo. 'Sup?
Wocky > Nothin much, dawg, just chillin' with my homies.
Anon > Larry, Wocky, and Machi.
Anon > Ahaha.
Butz > Awesome!
Wocky > A hornDAWG a gangsta and a pedobait.
Machi > How rude!
Butz > HornDAWG?? I like the sounda that!
Butz > I think.
Wocky > I suddenly have nothin to say.
Butz > Laaaame.
Because an angel just appeared before my eyes.
Butz > NOT LAME.
Butz > Where??
Kirby > Oh Wocky, such a romantic
03:55 ** Emaさんが入室しました **
Wocky > Yeahhh, dawg. I didn't no A'S in schoo' but---
Wocky > Whoa, move ova', angel, I just seen a GODDESS.
Butz > ...Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Ema > Excuse me?
03:56 ** Edgeworthさんが入室しました **
Ema > *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
Wocky > Whoa, man, where'd you learn lines like that!
Butz > WAIT. I have more, babe, if that one doesn't work!
Butz > ...Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Ema > ...
Ema > *ka-tonk*
Edgeworth > I'm disturbed
Butz > If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Wocky > *stares in admiration*
Edgeworth > Butz, that must be the oldest one in the book of pathetic pick up lines...
Butz > H-Hey! You can't say it's never worked, Edgey.
Butz > ...If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. ;3;
Wocky > I've heard sex is a killer, babe.
Wocky > Wanna die happy?
Gear > (("We're not in a library but I could see you were checking me out ;D" ))
Edgeworth > Well that was certainly straight forward...
Xal > I know one. There's a label on your back. I believe it says "Made in Heaven".
Wocky > ((IS THERE A NINJA IN YOUR PANTS? CAUSE YOUR ASS IS KICKIN))
Butz > Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Butz > :D
Wocky > HEY. My pops is a baker.
Ema > *frown*
Butz > ...Urrk.
Wocky > *wink*
Gear > ((Nice legs. What time do they open?))
Ema > *snakoo'd*
Butz > Ha-ha-ha. Funny, man, funny. ;_;
Wocky > You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Gear > ((If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?))
Butz > You guys clearly know nothing about smooth pickup lines.
Butz > LET THE MASTER SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!
Wocky > Whatev, dawg!
Butz > ...Do you come here often? :D
Edgeworth > ((-place hands on shoulderblades- Oh these are shoulderblades, I thought they were wings))
Wocky > MY LINES could bust a cap in YO LINES.
Butz > No way dude!
Wocky > Hell yeah, mannnnn *Wocky bounce*
Wocky > Got two nipples for a dime?
Wocky > ((What, does no one get that?))
Edgeworth > ((I think that just went over my head))
Butz > Dude. What kind of pickup line is that??
Gear > ((lol I got it XD))
Xal > (( I get it. xD ))
Wocky > Only the BEST, dawg.
Butz > Pffffttt.
Gear > ((Do you have a mirror in your back pocket because I can see myself in your pants))
04:06 ** icebombさんが入室しました **
Butz > Hey babe.
Butz > Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
icebomb > wtf butz xD
Wocky > Whoa!
icebomb > also why was there a luau without me on tegaki?
Butz > Not your thing Ice? I have one here with your name written all over it, my sunshine~
Butz > Damn, girl! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
Butz > :D
Wocky > DAYUMN. I just got owned, yo.
Edgeworth > ((The luau was something that people in the PChat thought up last night))
icebomb > asldfkjslkdjf i missed it by one night
Butz > Hells yeah you got owned, dude.
Wocky > Whoa, whoa, watch this, Butz.
Wocky > I've got the greatest pick up line ever to be created in the history of DAWGS.
Butz > Yeah?
Gear > (("Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"))
Wocky > It's been used for centuries by the GANGSTAKITAKI FAMILY
Butz > ...Yeah?
Wocky > Quick, quick, get me a lady and I'll show you the magic.
Kirby > ((I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty))
04:12 ** icebombさんが入室しました **
Butz > B-Babe?!
Machi > There be two!
Butz > Well now!
Butz > Mr Gangsta! There's no need to fight, dude. :D
Edgeworth > There seems to be a duplicate...
icebomb > the other one will dissapear in a few seconds -.-'
Wocky > *waltzes up to icebomb 2*
Wocky > What
Wocky > WHAT
04:13 ** icebombさんが退室しました **
icebomb > told ya
Butz > As I see TWO bootilicious babes-
Butz > WHAT
Machi > Is magic?
Butz > Nooo!!
Edgeworth > Well this is slightly amusing...
04:14 ** icebombさんが入室しました **
Machi > Appear again!
Butz > YAAYYYY! <3
04:15 ** Wockyさんが退室しました **
04:15 ** Wockyさんが入室しました **
Butz > Hah.
Butz > Aww.
Wocky > WHOA
icebomb > hello
icebomb > state your name faker
Wocky > Somebody call the doc, cause I just passed out from your shining beauty. ((LOL IUNNO /
FAIL))
icebomb > oh god it's a time paradox
04:16 ** icebombさんが退室しました **
Butz > I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to nee
d your name and number for insurance purposes.
Gear > ((I'm like a Rubik's Cube: The more you play with me, the harder I get.))
Edgeworth > This is confusing...
Butz > That one's worked for me many a time.
Edgeworth > ((Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.))
Wocky > Pick-up lines, I ain't gots ta say, I used four simple words: I know Dr. Dre.
Machi > Who is this?
Butz > Who's what babe?
Wocky > You don't know who Dr. Dre is?!
Wocky > That's cool, I don't either.
04:19 ** Klavierさんが入室しました **
Machi > I'm not baby!
Edgeworth > Hello Gavin.
Butz > D-Darling? Is that better my lovely?
Klavier > sup edgy?
Machi > D-Darling?
Butz > ...Sugarplum?
Butz > ...Sweetie??
Machi > S-Sugarplum...? What does this mean? I am fruit?
Wocky > Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Everytime I hear your angelic voice I fall in love all over again.
Wocky > HA HA! Angel, you are definitely one fruit I'd like to pick.
Butz > What should I call you, my love?!
Klavier > ...is this a pick up line contest?
Azu > ((Yes. xDD))
Ema > Oh, great.
Klavier > how...amateur.
Wocky > I'd like to bust a cap in yo ass.
Wocky > AND NOT WITH MY GUN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Klavier > I don't NEED pick up lines *flips hair*
Ema > When did you get here, you glimmerous fop?
Butz > Dude, chill.
Klavier > just now baby cakes
Machi > Cakes are having babies?
Butz > My golden angel! There you are!
Klavier > no, like cute, miniture, delicious cakes
Klavier > ja?
Wocky > Like my O.G. cracka? :DDD
Ema > *munch munch munch*
Machi > No one here talking sense...
Klavier > cuz you're so cute and look so delicious
Machi > I am already saying I'm not plum
Wocky > What...?
Butz > I-I need a nickname for ya! No girl of mine can go without an adorable nickname~ <3 <3
Machi > G-Girl...!
Butz > S-Sweetheart?
Butz > What's wrong??
Edgeworth > Butz... Machi Tobaye is male.
Butz > D-did I upset you?
Butz > W..
Butz > WHAT
Wocky > W...
Butz > ...
Butz > .........!!!!!!
Klavier > ...Butz didn't know he was a male?
04:25 ** Butzさんが退室しました **
Klavier > hahahaha
Edgeworth > Sorry to burst your metaphorical bubble
Edgeworth > (Not really)
Machi > You have a misunderstanding
Machi > Oh. He left?
Klavier > too embarrassed
04:25 ** Butzさんが入室しました **
Klavier > oh. back, ja?
Butz > Woah. Ok. Ok.
Edgeworth > Oh, so you came back?
Butz > Ok.
Butz > I think.
Butz > I think I'm ok.
Butz > Ok?
Edgeworth > Well that's a first
Butz > Ok.
04:26 ** Apolloさんが入室しました **
Edgeworth > Hello Justice
Butz > B-Boy?!
Apollo > OBJECTION!
Butz > ...;____________;
Klavier > oh foreheeeeaddd~
Edgeworth > Justice, no need to yell...
Machi > Why...? Everyone is getting me confused?
Butz > Hey there...Red.
Butz > You're...A boy Machi?
Machi > Yes...
Butz > ...HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PICK UP CHICKS LOOKING LIKE THAT!
Machi > Why I need to pick up chickens?
04:28 ** Apolloさんが退室しました **
Butz > Look dude. You should hang with me for a while.
Machi > You are strange old man though
Edgeworth > Mr. tobaye just close your ears and don't listen to anything the man in orage says, hmm?
Klavier > Butz, man, he's a kid. he has time to become a man, ja?
Butz > I'll teach you EVERYTHING you need to know about picking up babes.
04:28 ** Genesisさんが入室しました **
Butz > O-OLD??!
Butz > I'M NOT OLD.
Klavier > you're like
Wocky > Yeah, dawg. You an O. G. An OLD. GUY.
Klavier > older than my brother
Butz > I'M NOT OLD.
Butz > I'm experienced.
Klavier > or as old, ja?
Edgeworth > Looks like Denile isn't only a River in Africa
Butz > THE PERFECT GUY TO TEACH MACHI HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS.
Machi > Again! Why I need to pick up chickens?
Butz > What's europe got to do with this dude?
Butz > SEE. He doesn't even know what a chick is!! WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN TELLING HIM??
Edgeworth > -sigh-... You haven't larned a thing since Elementary School.. haven't you butz
Klavier > um. butz. maybe machi doesn't want to pick up chickens, or the frauleins either, ja?
Machi > Old man. You being very loud...
Edgeworth > Mr. Tobaye, just put your hands over your ears and it will muffle some of the racket
Machi > Maybe I talk slower. You understand me?
Butz > Maybe we should start with the basics??
Machi > Why... I... Need... Pick... Up... Chickens...?
Butz > ...Because they're hot?
04:33 ** Gearさんが退室しました **
Machi > Oh so is like good for keeping warm in Winter?
Butz > ...
Wocky > ...
Butz > YES.
Klavier > Machi.
Butz > NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!
Butz > Yeeahhhh~
Klavier > can i ask you something?
Machi > Yes...?
Wocky > Are you a fag.
Klavier > *shows a picture of a model*
Wocky > A fairy.
Wocky > A queer.
Klavier > what do you think of her?
Wocky > A "tooty fruity"
Wocky > Would you rather eat a banana or suck on a melon?
Butz > Well he's a bit fruity...But I think with a little work the babes'll be swarming for him! :D
Machi > I'm not plum!
Machi > Not fruit!
Klavier > answer my queston, ja? machi?
Machi > What is question again?
Butz > Yes. I'm sorry I called you a sugarplum, dude. My bad.
Klavier > *shows picture of swimsuit model* what do you think of her?
Edgeworth > Gavin, don't show something so crude this him
Machi > I don't think I should seeing this
Butz > D-dude? Can I have that when you're done?
Klavier > no it's okay, i approve, so lamiroir approves. just tell me, what do you think, ja?
Edgeworth > Good Machi. You don't need to see anything like that at your age
Machi > She look cold. Should wear more clothes!
Klavier > do you think she's...pretty?
Butz > HELL YEAH.
04:38 ** Wockyさんが退室しました **
Klavier > do you find her, attractive?
04:39 ** Pie :>さんが入室しました **
04:39 ** Blueさんが入室しました **
Butz > MY SWEET!
Butz > Darling!
Butz > You're looking Blue.
Edgeworth > Hello Ms. Blue
Blue > he- ... ((HEY GUYS))
Butz > But...My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Butz > You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.
Butz > You know you want me babe.
Machi > So you not perfect one?
Butz > Babes.
Butz > I know I've made my mistakes.
Butz > So Machi turned out to be a guy.
Butz > I can accept that.
Butz > But you, Blue!
Butz > You are my true love!
Machi > Is Blue a chicken?
Butz > N-No? She's a fox.
Butz > And by fox.
Butz > I mean FOXXY.
Pie :> > Foxy lady.
Kirby > Butz, you're NOT helping him
Butz > Same diff.
(80) Machi > Old man likes animals?
(29) Genesis > Furry.
04:43 ** (23) Kirbyさんが退室しました **
Blue > asljdjkahfd
Butz > F-furry??
Blue > I am not
Butz > It's ok.
Butz > I think I could've accepted it.
Blue > no ):
Pie :> > Blue, you are the only furry I would willing touch.
Blue > YOU HAD BETTER BE KIDDING ME ;___;
Butz > A-About my love for you? ;_;
Butz > I-I guess I've been rejected in worse ways. ;_;
04:45 ** LockeMuheさんが入室しました **
Pie :> > Awww, Mr. Butz. T___T
Blue > it's ok Larry I love you
Butz > I-I love you too!
Butz > My honey-muchkin!
Butz > My sweetiepie!
Klavier > ..munchkin
Blue > alkdjgdflkh B-Bluetz
Butz > My lovey-dumplings!
Butz > <3
Machi > Hungry?
Butz > Yes.
LockeMuhe > All you WTFgings!
Butz > I'm hungry for Blue.
Butz > <3
Xal > Back again. Hi Blue, Pie and Genesis. :D
Butz > Why hello there gorgeous! Nobody can resist the Butz for long!
Edgeworth > That's what you think, Butz...
Blue > back, andwhat is this about baby chickens. (lol chickens relates to a part I cut out but it was a comic uploaded by Pie)
Butz > You can't resist either, is it, my love?
Genesis > It's a nice hot 76F.
Butz > Must be all the babes.
Blue > that chicken is so cute
Blue > it will be my new girlfriend
Butz > G-Girlfriend??
Butz > ;___________;

HUGE RANT ABOUT CELSIUS AND FAHRENHEIT.

Machi > In Borginia only ever snow
LockeMuhe > You're kidding Machi.
Pie :> > In Russia, humans fall from sky.
Butz > Are there snowangels?
Butz > Because I think several have escaped.
Butz > ;D
Machi > No is only people
04:53 ** Emaさんが退室しました **
Blue > OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY CHICKENS ;___;
Blue > WHERE DID THAT BOOK COME FROM.
Butz > What baby chickens?
Machi > Old man is picking them up
Machiさんが全消ししました。
Butz > I wanna draw hot babes.

In order of appearence (I hope):
Butz - azurice Wocky - mr_louie Machi - night_requiem Ema - ? Edgeworth - dudett_kirby Klavier - ?

_{It is evident I have no idea who anyone is. If any of these characters were you and you feel like taking your rightful place as a crazy person please tell me and I will credit ^^ Also I apologise for being terribly out of character.}

MS PAINT THREAD '3'

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:00:47 GMT

NEEDS MORE CAPSLOCK AND MS PAINT. OR STUFF THAT LOOKS LIKE MS PAINT WHICHEVER WORKS FOR YOU GUYS. THE THEME?

CHARACTERS AS PIMPS AND HOOKERS

EXHIBIT A

GET ON IT BOOBLETS >(