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douchebaggery [Jul. 24th, 2008|04:38 pm]

rachieo
[mood | amused]

you may have already heard this...a friend emailed it to me and i'm sure it has made the rounds...

but it is COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WICKED AWESOME.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

the person who posted it starts out the introduction to it by saying "In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time."

IN ALL MY YEARS OF STUDYING DOUCHEBAGGER.

a;sldjfka;lsdkfj.

brilliant.
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Happy Anniversary, Dear [Jul. 22nd, 2008|07:07 pm]

klikitak
Photobucket
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batman. no "dark knight" spoilers. [Jul. 22nd, 2008|12:39 am]

rachieo
[mood | excited]

will be seeing my beloved dark knight in a mere 16.5 hours.

cannot wait.

good christ. my boyfriend is finally hitting the ole silver screen again.

cannot wait.

heard someone complaining today that it was 2.5 hours...i say, BRING ME MORE.

i really really cannot wait!!!!

plus gary oldman, my next favorite actor. and maggie gyllenhaal, an actress i greatly enjoy. michael caine. criminy. the casting is brilliant.

and of course THE BATMAN. i have always enjoyed the batman, though not the movies so much. until 'batman begins' which i enjoyed immensely. i did laugh at the part (POSSIBLE 'BATMAN BEGINS' SPOILER) where the batman flew over the crowd and he looked like he had glowing red eyes...the fact that the crowd surged at him was hysterical to me. seriously. you see some massive man that has bat-like features, with glowing red eyes...and you APPROACH him? i'd be running away as g d fast as possible. or hiding. no thanks on that.
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thrifted print [Jul. 18th, 2008|03:49 pm]

ohmeohmy

thrifted print
Originally uploaded by verhext
I've been thrifting for the new house like crazy:
http://flickr.com/photos/verhext/sets/72157594168535659/

Also, trying to move to a blog, which I will eventually stick into a new website:
http://verhextbewitched.blogspot.com/

Also, selling a pretty gate:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/fur/760573035.html
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Morning time w/ the pups. [Jul. 17th, 2008|08:00 pm]

kudra

Morning time w/ dogs., originally uploaded by greycella.

They love their little perch, yep.

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[Jul. 17th, 2008|03:34 am]

mrpalomar
Today I was trying to find Sauvie Island to hike and get berries but I got lost somewhere before Mount Saint Helen's road. Backtracking, I got lost again and ended up in Northeast which is good because I can almost always find Alberta. I stayed in Alberta for an hour and walked down the street. Alberta has an odd atmosphere to it because it's full of functionally high hipsters who are trying hard to simultaneously ignore and celebrate the locals they are squeezing out. It's a bit like Hampden in terms of the stratification but not the consitution. I like to visit but would probably like it a lot more if I had some friends to meet there or much more money.

I'm about to start school again and while the class time is not especially demanding with a full time job the internship will be. I hope I can pull it off and remain sane. I feel guilty about misusing the hours of free time I have had. Why did I not use this time to make amazing things like this pine cone or create ... you know... comics like I was supposed to. Instead I did worried things like sitting around weeping about my uselessness or trying to distract myself with ridiculous unproductive things. Oh well... I'm sure I was just marinating and the end result will be marvelous! Now I must write an essay. I hope I am making the right choices.  I have made wrong choices for so long.

P.S. Oregon is amazingly beautiful. I wish everyone could see it.
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Family, Fun, & Farming [Jul. 16th, 2008|02:02 pm]

mama2jude
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[mood | restless]

So Jude absolutely LOVED Club Invention day camp last week; if regular school were more like that week was, we'd never have a problem. We will definitely consider sending him again next year (and it's cheaper by half than the week of go-kart/F1 camp he was asking about the other week. . .don't get me started, but suffice it to say, This Kid Wants To Drive). This past weekend we went to the Berkshires to attend megabuck wedding (Tim officiated). It was lovely; the bride's mother didn't miss a trick in planning this thing, and it was quite nice to not have to make a decision pretty much all weekend--"put on nice clothes and wait here for a bus to take us to the symphony/a country club/a lovely inn? Well, sure, sign me up!" But I can never eat cake again; the wedding cake was The Best Cake Ever In The History Of The World, so nothing that follows will ever live up to it.

This week, Jude is doing swimming lessons at the Boys' & Girls' Club; it works out well because he can do an hour of free swim, then his lesson, then hang out at the club for an hour so I can pick both guys up at noon. Camden is there all morning doing a sort of preschool day camp thing, which he likes. So I get the whole morning to myself. Next week, Colorado. Week after that, kids to my parents' so Jude can do River Explorer day camp. . .I might go down there for a few days myself, but I haven't decided if it's better to do that or to stay here and continue my renewed mission to get the house organized/clean.

To that end, my latest cockamamie scheme to cut clutter is to go to one area (so far, the bathroom), and put things I haven't used in the past 24 hours into a box, with a lid. I am going to wait 2 weeks, during which time, if I find myself saying, "oh, I need that such-and-such thing I put away," I can go into the box and remove it. At the end of 2 weeks, anything still in the box is going out with the trash (or to the donation center; right now it's mostly toiletries that are at least partially used, so those are trash). I think this will work especially well for clothing, and for the kitchen--gadget drawer, etc. The whole system is a slightly less drastic version of what I wanted to do which was to basically cut down to bare, bare bones--one fork, one plate, on cup per person type stuff--and then just acquire new stuff as needed. The overall effect would likely be the same. . .making it clear that there is no purpose to having a melon baller "just in case," and that 2 dozen cloth napkins for a family of four is too many, etc. But this will cost less.

Camden got a mohawk, did I mention it? He is very cute; he even got some green gel for his hair, from a friend of ours. I swear it was his idea, not mine. I was actually kind of hesitant. . .as cool as I think it is, and as much of a happy-dance as I did when he asked for it, I do tend to think it would put him in the category of "my fashion accessory" rather than "my kid" if I inflicted it on him just to amuse myself. But right after his last buzzcut, he saw some boys at Jude's school with 'hawks and asked me, "What's THAT kind of hairdo?!" He was really into it (he loves fashion), and so I told him if he still wanted it at his next haircut (knowing it was over a month away, and he's got the attention span of a 3-year-old), he could get a mohawk. And he remembered for the whole 6 weeks! He has gotten positive reviews from everyone except my dad, who just had to say, "I liked your wiffle better. . ." because anything that smacks of rebellion (or, to the point, reminds him of how "weird" I was as a kid, which was not that weird, really, but freaked him out) is not his cup of tea. Ppbbffffttt!!!

After a very late start, I am starting to get some veggies from the garden. ..cherry tomatoes are ripening at the rate of about a dozen a day--too few to make a salad--and I've got two bell peppers about the size of squash balls. Regular tomatoes still on the vine, not yet ripening. We are going to be using zucchini as doorstops, holiday decor, and shoes, there are so many blossoms already (note to self: recipe for squash blossoms!); I'm a little scared of them.

I watched the last episode of Doctor Who last night (I <3 surfthechannel.com!!!! <3 it!!!) and sobbed my little self sick. I quote my dear friend [info]cavalorn, as he summed it up best: "Oh, my fangirl heart!" I'd been a couple of episodes behind, because of ScFi Channel showing it on Friday nights, and me actually having plans on Friday nights(!), so I am late to the party. That said, "Midnight" was one of the best hours of television ever written. Period. Which reminds me that I just love how British TV shows always credit the writer first "Journey's End by Russell T. Davies" and similar. . .priorities!
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the 9th month: Basil, Kevin and I [Jul. 16th, 2008|08:43 am]

dichroicynosure

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Originally uploaded by selenesian eye

Well, Kevin and I both ended up getting hair/beard cuts (& I buckled and got mine re-dyed) yesterday and were feeling sort of cute, so we took a photo.

My hair is finally uber white again, which I love. Those ashy roots really unnerve me.

O, I have to say I'm rather impressed by this little bodice thing I got in a gothic shop in Montreal. It's an instant boob booster!!

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My List o' top tens! [Jul. 15th, 2008|10:46 pm]

treads
Top tens


top 10 bands....

1.Avengers
2.Sex Offenders
3.Sabertooth
4.Brain People
5.Tall Boy
6. Godspeed You Black Emperor
7. A Silver Mt. Zion Orchestra
8. Zydepunks
9.Casa De Chihuahua
10. 7 Year Bitch

top 5 movies..

1.La Haine
2.Don’t Need You
3.Catching Out (by:Sarah George)
4.The Yo-Yo Gang
5.Watership Down
6.The Journey of Natty Gan
7.My Own Private Idaho
8.The Night Porter
9.Appocalypse Now
10.Blue Velvet

top 5 artists...


1.Genevieve Castree
2.Julie Doucet
3.John John Jesse
3.5 Lauren Utter
4.David Wojnarowicz
4.5 Molly Crabapple
4.75 Fred Harper
5.Christian Boltanski
6.Ducky Doolittle
7.Christie Road
8.Shawn Barber
9.Tara Mcpherson
10.Mike Giant
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I can finally let the cat out of the bag... [Jul. 15th, 2008|11:53 am]

dichroicynosure
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My family is cool!

My amazing, beautiful and talented cousin Emily is on this season's Project Runway!! Season 5 starts this Wednesday on Bravo!!!

Ironically, I had suggested that she audition for the show last time I saw her in January! I was ecstatic when she told me that she made it on the show. I can't wait to see her and her creations and think this will be a major boon to her clothing company.

Please check her bio on Project Runway out, and her collection for Fall/Winter 08 (it's my favourite so far)!!

I don't know if there is something like online voting or support, but that'd be great too!!

She's a fabulous, lovely gal and one of my favourite relatives. I'm so proud of her!!



(p.s. Her mother is going to be one of the midwives in attendance at my homebirth too!)


in other news... )
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[Jul. 14th, 2008|08:57 pm]

silentshout


branch and bone )





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[Jul. 14th, 2008|08:06 pm]

kudra
They worry about money a lot. I mostly deal with it at meal times- they become frantic when they realize they don't have any cash for their "bill." You have to know which one is their "good" ear, and there's a few that can't understand you even if you shout right next to their head- so that's when I have to take a sharpie out of my chef jacket and write on their placemat. A typical note:

Your name is Jane Smith.
You are in Brattleboro, VT.
You live here and everything is already paid for.
You are retired.
Your family knows you are here.
You are safe.

Moods and anxieties can and do spread like wildfire in our little world, so if one starts you try to relieve them as quickly as possible- lest all the wheelchairs bear down upon you at once. Sometimes comforting them feels like an exercise in futility. They're looking for their children, they're looking for their mothers, their looking for their husbands. It's a cruel fate, that women largely outlive men. You never know whether to tell them the truth, that their spouse has passed away, or to make up a fib like he's at a meeting or something. Sometimes it works, and the one you managed to relax ten minutes prior in turn will relax a fellow resident when their own anxieties crop op- but most of the time you see another staff member explaining the same thing to them several minutes later. You understand why some long-serving staff become somewhat numb to it, and don't necessarily reply to every question. I have to try to put their minds at ease. I say "you've retired and earned this time to relax!" a lot. It becomes more than a job, as you're in this self-contained universe with it's own set of rules and rhythms. You become terribly endeared to the cast of characters- and often times you know them as their present selves better than their family does.  They come to visit the people they knew, and sometimes thats not who they find sitting there. You always will yourself not to cry when they die, but sometimes find yourself turning on the sinks at full blast to drown out your sobs. Some of them make you laugh till your sides ache with their antics, others make you grit your teeth- they all teach you something and leave their mark on you.


(Rest in peace, G)
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|11:34 pm]

mrpalomar
petty ranting ahead...

Today I walked around downtown Lake Oswego and took pictures of trees. Afterwards I saw Wall E and then I came home and thought about what I could do instead of chores. Truth be told, I have not set foot in Portland in over a month (and it's only 10 minutes away!). I'm extremely afraid of driving in the city because it's a terrible place for driving, parking is expensive, and the public transportation between here and there sucks for some reason.

Also I feel there is something very annoying and sinister about Portland but that's mostly just my East Coast prejudice. I really hate how people are flying on the wings of ridiculous hopes and dreams that should have died long ago in their formative years. That's a terrible way to think and feel but for various reasons I have acquired a deep disgust of dreamy people and I'm ashamed of it. I don't think I would feel the same way if the dreams didn't seem so petty but who am I to judge.

Anyway, it's time to meet people outside of work. I just have to force myself out there and put all my angry little biases behind me. I will get rid of all my unjustified notions and feelings.. all the stuff surrounding how much I hate places like back space, those super stupid circus bikes jerks are always riding around Burnside, the nascent art and debauchery on first Thursday, the ironic mullets, and the way the cartooning scene is organized by a fiefdom of nasty folk.

It's not like I don't dislike Lake Oswego... the self satisfied "hello LO" housewives (see below),  the bored rich teenagers ... the sculptures... but at least I can make it down the street without some super aggressive idiot cutting me off.
  <- THE WORST!
Nevertheless I'm completely in love with Oregon itself. It's breathtaking and awe-inspiring and- depending on where you're standing- it's like living in some Maxfield Parish painting only it smells so good of dirt and flowers and deep moist air. Just look at this tree! It's trying to grow it's own face. It's that magical...


and the raspberries are exceptionally tasty.
 
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