1.) It's come to our attention that not every Brawler reads the various posts the mods write up on brawl_cabal. Guys, we don't make these posts just because we like playing around with HTML, or because we have so much time and nothing to do, or because we like congratulating ourselves on how freaking brilliant we can be. We do these things for you, the players. So please, show us the same courtesy we try to show you, and pay attention to Cabal. In fact, if you'd like to get even more on the ball, you can even pin the community. What does this mean? Well, everytime a post is made to Cabal, you get a handy-dandy email notification. If you don't know how, simply go to the community profile, and click the tracking option in the upper right hand corner. It's that easy. 8DDD


2.) There are some Brawlers who have not filled out their contact posts. This is a big no-no. The contact post is for your benefit, so you can quickly and easily get in contact with another player. Here are the lists of people who are either lacking their personal journals or the entire contact blurb.

( Cut for your virgin eyes. ♥ )

Please try and remedy this as soon as possible.

3.) The deadline for the Lucky Seven Purge is coming up. If you have had a new character accepted on the 15th and you have not made a post by the 22nd, this upcoming Wednesday, you will be purged. Please make a note of it.

4.) Lastly, another reminder about brawlsecret. Again, it's an easy way to be done with your monthly fandom requirement for April. Here is an example of what you can put in. The secrets will go up on the 29th next week.

Who- All of Brawl
What- All Brawl's deaged pop coming together for graham crackers and juice
When- Takes place Sunday, February 22, but log will be open til ???
Where- Random daycare in Furuba fandom I don't freaking know
Rating- Extreme G


Get to playing and crap.


GUIDE:

Coat Room [Link to reply] [Link to thread]

Play Room [Link to reply] [Link to thread]

Jungle Gym [Link to reply] [Link to thread]

Ball Pit [Link to reply] [Link to thread]

Snack Room [Link to reply] [Link to thread]

Who- All of Brawl
What- Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX's Valentine's Ball
When- Ball takes place Sat Feb 14th, Log open Feb 12-14
Where- Grand Chokmah Palace
Rating- Not rated. Have fun!

It's Valentine's Day and what better time than now to have a ball where you can dress to impress? Peony is throwing the ball of the year and hopes you all make it. ♥

Video of Grand Chokmah if you want to know what it looks like is here

Guide to the ball:

Dressing Room [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 1]
Entrance Hall [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 1]

Peony's Chamber [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 2]
Peony's Bedroom [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 2]
Audience Hall [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 2]
Library [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 2]
Guest Chambers [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 2]

Ballroom [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 3]
Banquet Hall [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 3]

Tin Foil Room [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 4]
Rappig Romper Room [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 4]
Bathrooms [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 4]
Grand Chokmah [Link to Reply] [Link to the Thread] [Page 4]

GOOD EVENING BRAWLERS, PROFESSOR OAK HERE. HERE WE ARE, WITH JUST ONE BATTLE LEFT TO GO: THE FINAL BATTLE! THE WINNER OF THIS LAST BATTLE WILL BE CROWNED THE POKEMON MASTER OF BRAWL! I CAN'T WAIT!

HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE SEMIFINAL BATTLES:

( SEMIFINAL RESULTS )


AND SO, HERE ARE THE TWO TRAINERS WHO WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN THE FINALS!

( FINALS! )

MUCH LUCK TO OUR FINALISTS!

UNFORTUNATELY THE FINAL BATTLE WILL HAVE TO BE POSTPONED FOR A BIT BECAUSE I THREW OUT MY BACK. :((((


((OOC: As per Numi's request, the finals took place TODAY (August 29th). Pretend this post was made... um, I guess the day that Tsuna was kidnapped? I think that was the day semifinals were held.

Sorry for any confusion regarding the tournament timeline. ;_;))

HELLO BRAWLERS, PROFESSOR OAK HERE. THE TOURNAMENT IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG INTO THE SEMIFINALS! ONLY A FEW BATTLES LEFT UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO IS THE TRUE POKEMON MASTER OF BRAWL! I'M SO EXCITED!

HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE QUARTERFINAL BATTLES:

( QUARTERFINAL RESULTS )


HERE ARE THE MATCHUPS FOR THE SEMIFINALS!

( SEMIFINALS! )

GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!


((OOC: Technically these battles have already happened but I am posting this for the sake of completion.))

GOOD EVENING BRAWLERS, PROFESSOR OAK HERE. AFTER ALL THE BATTLING YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE, WE TOOK A BREAK TODAY TO GET SOME REST! BUT TOMORROW THE TOURNAMENT WILL CONTINUE!

TOMORROW WE MOVE ON TO THE QUARTERFINALS!

HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS OF YESTERDAY'S BATTLES:

( ROUND TWO RESULTS )


HERE ARE THE MATCHUPS FOR THE QUARTERFINALS!

( ROUND TWO! )

QUARTERFINAL BATTLES WILL COMMENCE AT NOON TOMORROW! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!


((OOC: Sorry I was a whore and didn't post, like, yesterday. 8|))

GOOD MORNING BRAWLERS. PROFESSOR OAK HERE. YESTERDAY WAS QUITE THE ACTION-PACKED DAY! I'M SURE THAT THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE WATCHING THE TOURNAMENT WILL AGREE! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WEREN'T... YOU MISSED OUT LOL.

TODAY WE MOVE ON TO THE SECOND ROUND OF BATTLES!

HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS OF YESTERDAY'S BATTLES:

( ROUND ONE RESULTS )


AND HERE ARE THE ROUND TWO MATCHUPS!

( ROUND TWO! )

SECOND-ROUND BATTLES WILL COMMENCE AT NOON TODAY! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!


((OOC: I need the results for the Sig-Shizuru battle - please pretend that they are actually in this post ICly, I just didn't want to wait any longer to make this post.

Please get me the results of that battle ASAP so that B Block can move on! Thank you! ♥))

HELLO BRAWLERS. MY NAME IS PROFESSOR OAK. I HAVE INVITED YOU HERE TO OUR BRAND-NEW STALKERPIN STADIUM FOR THE BNF BRAWL POKEMON TOURNAMENT!

WE HAVE THIRTY-TWO PARTICIPANTS IN THIS TOURNAMENT, BUT ONLY ONE WILL EMERGE AS THE BRAWL POKEMON CHAMPION! WHO KNOWS WHO IT MIGHT BE?

THE TOURNAMENT MATCHUPS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

( CLICK THIS THINGAMABOB )

THE FIRST-ROUND BATTLES WILL BEGIN TOMORROW MORNING! MAY THE BEST TRAINERS WIN!


((OOC: Please communicate with your opponent to decide the outcome of the battle, and try to tell me the winner by tomorrow, preferably within 24 hours of this post. (Any hypothetical logs can go up at any time.) You can tell me on this post, or through IM - it doesn't matter, as long as it's somewhere where I'll see it. :D

Also, I'll be sharing a bunch of Pokemon music during the course of the week. I'll post a batch up in Oak's journal (I don't want to spam up Cabal lawl :|) every day, and the first batch will probably go up later tonight. Feel free to download if you're interested! :D))

((OOC EDIT: I'm starting to update the bracket with first-round winners right now, just because I haven't been writing down the ones discussed in chat and I don't want to forget. XD Just remember that the results won't actually be known ICly until tomorrow!))

I have a challenge for you all. No, I have not forgotten you I simply had other things to do, can’t a deity get a break every now and then? Honestly.

You have 25 days until the birthday of my one and only son. Which you should know even if he has abandoned my most perfect creation for that thing of the devil. Myspace or something. So make it dazzling. Perfect. Irresistible. Entice him back from that…place.

Make something for him and I’ll make sure you get a visit from Father Christmas. Make something particularly good and you might just get a prize. I might even be nice to you.

DECEMBER 25th. Don’t forget it. Submit presents to me directly HERE and I’ll pass them on to him. NO LATER THAN DEC 25, 12:00 AM. No one likes a late present after all.

More secrets!! Because Tobi is bored and resenting this and everyone in brawl is acting SCARY. Er. Than usual. :(


1.

( Secrets 2 through 8. )


Tobi's Comments!!

2. …you want to what?!

3. Red is a nice color.

4. That's so cute!

Feel free to keep posting secrets to the submission post. As long as there are secrets, Tobi will dutifully post them!

Here's a smaller batch! A lot of these are pretty nice, too, if I do say so myself.


1.

( Secrets 2 through 7. )

Tobi's Comments!!

3. Repopulate the clan! Or whatever, if you have no clan to repopulate! Kids are cool.

5. Ahahahaha… >.X

7. That sounds really fun! I hope you get to do it for real some time.

Feel free to keep posting secrets to the submission post. As long as there are secrets, Tobi will dutifully post them!

Brawl Secrets has moved to bnf_brawl! Don't worry, Tobi was a good boy and got permission from God first! ^__X

Nine more secrets. Oh my!


1.

( Secrets 2 through 9. )

Tobi's Comments!!

1. Maybe your conscience is right. Or maybe you're just too paranoid.

2. You're fine just the way you are. I KNOW IT.

3. That would suck!

5. Love (or like) can be weird like that!

6. …that actually looks kind of gross but worry not! I respect your opinion!

7. CREEPY.

Feel free to keep posting secrets to the submission post. As long as there are secrets, Tobi will dutifully post them!

|D Pimping. ♥


http://needsafag.livejournal.com/1371.html


For Halloween! Because just parties is not enuff. ; 3;

Shiraishi Kuranosuke (poison_buchou) to kidoban for 1 fanmix, 200 icons, 5 ficlets, 5 LJ banners.

Umino Iruka (scarreddolphin) to ihasahat for 30 fanarts, 20 LJ banners, 3 fanmixes and 100 icons.

Ichimaru Gin (foxeyed) to whirlpoolswirl for 10 icons and 1 fanmix.

Ginny Weasley Yagami (hex_you_up) to totallynot_kira for an obscene amount :P 10 AMVs, 5 fanmixes, 3 fanarts, 10 fics, 10 lj layouts, 20 lj banners, 100 icons.


THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION AND PATIENCE. THIS WAS A FUN EXPERIMENT AND I TRUST IF THERE IS ANOTHER ROUND OF AUCTIONS AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, IT WILL RUN MORE SMOOTHLY.

ANY COMPLAINTS AS TO BIDS NOT RECEIVED CAN BE POSTED HERE, AS WELL. PERHAPS I WILL POST A MASTER LIST OF PEOPLE WHO NEED TO GET THEIR TAILS IN GEAR.

AND NOW FOR THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF AUCTIONS. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE, AND I APOLOGIZE TO THE LAST TWO GROUPS OF LOTS, BUT I HAVE RUN OUT OF FUNNY. I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH A RUSH, CLEARLY.


LOT #32

Name: Shiraishi Kuranosuke
LJ username: poison_buchou
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Gender: Very much male.
Duration of slavery: One week
Terms of slavery: Servant, chores, dancing, massage, tennis, homework, reading aloud, entertaining, gardening ... and possibly more if we hit it off--male or female--doesn't matter to me ;D
Best qualities: I've been told I'm a good conversationalist. I'm athletic, flexible--in mind and body, reasonably intelligent, creative, able to laugh at myself (why else would I be doing this?) good looking, and I like to have fun.
Interests: Tennis, music, dance, games, conversation, flirtation, movies, books, philosophy, fun (not necessarily in that order)
Anything else you'd like to add: I won't remove the bandages. You have to leave a little mystery. ;D


LOT #33

Name: Umino Iruka
LJ username: scarreddolphin
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: Male
Duration of slavery: Ah...Two weeks I guess
Terms of slavery: I'm willing to cook, clean, wear odd costumes train in rudimentary ninjutsu, and really, anything for the right master
Best qualities: Ah.... I'm not sure really. I suppose I'm toned as I am a ninja...I'm good with my hands and cleaning.
Interests: Teaching, Ramen, books, training dancing
Anything else you'd like to add: I think I'm a bit drunk...


LOT #34

Name: Ichimaru Gin
LJ username: foxeyed
Fandom: Bleach
Gender: Thing
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: I will do anything and everything and date anyone and everyone as long as it keeps me busy and distracted and not near short shinigamis who are traumatized by my existence.
Best qualities: I don't have any I er. Probably have lots of money. Head of an International Drug Dealer's Association and all. Er. I'm not creepy. Really. BID ON ME!!! 8D
Interests: ....eBay? I mean. Er. Swords. Arrancar. Envy. Creepy things. Spaghetti.
Anything else you'd like to add: Don't be dissuaded by my creepy accent and ^____^ face and tall and creepy and stalkerish tendencies. I'm really a fuzzy bunny inside and make a fantastic date and er, I'M AWESOME. BID FOR ME AND MAKE ME DO HORRIBLE THINGS!!! 8D


LOT #35

Name: Ginny Weasley
LJ username: hex_you_up
Fandom: Harry Potter
Gender: female
Duration of slavery: one week
Terms of slavery: I'm willing to cook but I'm rather awful at it so I don't know if you want me to try. No house-cleaning. I'm a good conversationalist? You only get sexual favours if I decide I like you.
Best qualities: I'm a model for a reason. Also, I'm a good listener, and I've been told I give good advice!
Interests: I'm at least vaguely familiar with most fandoms on Brawl! My favourite fandom-y things are probably icons, though, and anything involving music.
Anything else you'd like to add: Oooohhh. Who wants to bid on me? ;D I'm very curious!


5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV

Jiraiya (super_hentai) to orochimaru_ftw for 20 icons.

Luke fon Fabre (abyssred) to sternjudgment for 1 fanart and 10 icons.

Nell Tu (desert_bug) to 4leafcuriosity for 5 icons.

Uchiha Itachi (oopsdeadclan) to sharkyteeth for 30 lj banners, 4 fanmixes, 1 AMV, and 20 drabbles.

LOT #28

Name: Jiraiya
LJ username: super_hentai
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: Male
Duration of slavery: Two weeks of course :3
Terms of slavery: I'm sure he'd be a very cooperative servant. He's a pervert so you won't have any trouble getting him to do things ohohoho.
Interests:</b> Frogs, He's interested in porn,point blank. He likes to fight and drink as well.
Anything else you'd like to add: I hope whoever buys him treats him horribly... THIS IS REVENGE!


LOT #29

Name: Luke fon Fabre
LJ username: abyssred
Fandom: Tales of the Abyss
Gender: Male
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: Manual labor, trainin' partner, an' I'm sure the kid would be happy to help you with cleanin', cookin' or even sexual favors if you're into the pedo thing.
Best qualities: Selfless, givin' kinda guy, nice, no self-esteem whatsoever and so excellent punching bag, pretty nice body technically and easily convinceable.
Interests: ... Anything.
Anything else you'd like to add: He's a real redhead.


LOT #30


Name: NELL TU
LJ username: desert_bug
Fandom: BLEACH
Gender: NELL ITH A GIRL
Duration of slavery: ONE WEEK
Terms of slavery: NELL ITH REALLY FUN AND CAN HELP WITH THINGTH LIKE EATING ITHE CREAM OR DRAWING PICTURETH OR RUNNING IN RATHETH OR IF YOU ITH HURT NELL CAN PULL NELLTH THROAT PENITH AND MAKE YOU BETTER!

NELL CAN FIT FOUR TENNITH BALLTH IN NELLTH MOUTH TOO!
Best qualities: Nell ith little and naith!
Interests: NAITH FUN THINGTH
Anything else you'd like to add: NELL LIKETH DINOTHAURTH


LOT #31

Name: Itachi-chan.
LJ username: oopsdeadclan
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: Male
Duration of slavery: One week.
Terms of slavery: You may play with my hair; plait it, brush it, braid it, curl it. You may also dress me as you see fit but not indecently, preferably like a doll of some sort. You may not have sexual exploits with me whilst I am dressed as a doll. You can, however, look as much as you like and touch yourself freely. As well as take as many photographs as you wish. In return, I will perform for your pleasure and enjoyment, a manicure and pedicure to ease the mood.
Best qualities: My politeness, and my quick, talented tongue that drawls out witty remarks with ease and style. My body is firm, and I am strong, but I fit into females clothing without too much hassle.
Interests: Sasuke – preferably naked and in my bed, night times, kunai, fighting, blond, gore and satisfaction.
Anything else you'd like to add: If you look into my eyes, you will only find years of endless pleasure in a blink of an eye.


5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV

Neville Longbottom (cantfindtrevor) to silver_snark for 6 artworks, 6 drabbles, 6 icons.

Kato Kachiro (kachiro) to flyingneko for 25 icons.

Matt (popcornlasers) to anotherangryred for 3 fics.

Kurosaki Ichigo (ihu_all) to thehollowinside for 4 banners, 2 ficlets, and 15 icons.

FOR THESE AUCTIONS, YOU SHALL HAVE UNTIL 9:30(-ish) pm EST TOMORROW TO BID.

LOT #24

Name: Neville Longbottom
LJ username: cantfindtrevor
Fandom: Harry Potter
Gender: LIFT THE WRINKLES AND SEE!!
Duration of slavery: One week.
Terms of slavery: Er. Gardening, cleaning. Erm. Anything to do with Herbology, really.
Best qualities: NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM [OLD MAN BOTTOM TO HIS FRIENDS] MAY BE 217 YEARS OLD, BUT HE STILL KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!! HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE BINGO, HIP REPLACEMENTS, AND HAVING WEIRD GROWTHS ON HIS OLD MAN ARMS. NOT TO MENTION HIS TEETH ARE REMOVEABLE FOR EXTRA FUN IN THE BEDROOM!!
Interests: Harry Potter (the fandom), OATMEAL N' PRUNES, plants, magic, SOOTHING OINTMENTS, Gryffindor, NOT YOUNG BLOODY WHIPPERSNAPPERS THATS FOR DAMN SURE, Trevor/Treasure, SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "EHHHH?? WHA? EHH? GERROFFA MY SODDING LAWN!! EHHH??"


LOT #25

Name: Kato Kachiro
LJ username: kachiro
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Gender: PICK OF THE DICK.
Duration of slavery: One week.
Terms of slavery: I can do whatever you want, since I'm a slave. :D:D But, I might not be good at some stuff. I'll try though. :):) Except, not sexual favours. :S:S
Best qualities: KATO KACHIRO [SCREAMING DAMNATION TO HIS FRIENDS] IS A DEVIL WORSHIPPER JUST LOOKING FOR LOVE AND SOMEONE TO HELP USHER IN THE BIRTH OF THE ANTI-CHRIST. HE LOVES SACRIFICING VIRGINS TO HIS LORD AND MASTER SATAN, BLOOD ORGIES, AND CROSSWORD PUZZLES.
Interests: SATAN.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "TREMBLE IN FEAR, FOR I SHALL URINATE HELLFIRE ONTO THE UNWORTHY."


LOT #26

Name: Matt
LJ Username: popcornlasers
Fandom: Death Note
Gender: FREE BALLS INCLUDED WITH EVERY PURCHASE.
Duration of Slavery: A week.
Terms of Slavery: Unless you have a taste for that nasty burnt stuff at the bottom of your cookery, I'd suggest anything but. I can hack and program anything you can dream up, and shoot a gun as well as most snipers. Got mad driving skills, too.
Best Qualities: MATT [VOLCANO REAR TO HIS FRIENDS] SEEMS LIKE JUST YOUR AVERAGE GUY WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, BUT HE'S SO MUCH MORE! WHEN HE'S NOT EXPLOSIVELY CRAPPING HIS PANTS, HE'S EARNESTLY SEARCHING FOR HIS SOULMATE. HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE CHANGING HIS TROUSERS, SMELLING LIKE DEFECATION, AND CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.
Interests: Computers and videogames. DIARRHEA. Cars. AMPLE TOILET PAPER.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "YEAH, I HAVENT HEARD THEM, BUT IVE HEARD OF THEM- OH, FUCK. FUCK. SHIT. CHRIST. EXCUSE ME, IVE GOT TO- OH FUCKING SHIT."


LOT #27

Name: Kurosaki Ichigo
LJ username: ihu_all
Fandom: Bleach
Gender: Manly Male
Duration of slavery: One week :3
Terms of slavery: I will cook and clean and bake and buy lots and lots of juiceboxes for whoever asks. Oh, by the way, I like the color pink. And would love to wear a bright pink apron while doing any of the above! :D I will probably do your homework for you because I'm a loser like that and pretty much anything and everything else you can think of. *___* ....BUT NO KISSING. I mean. I won't kiss. :| ...or anything like that. I refuse. :|
Best qualities: I am a Manly Male, even though I am Very Secure in my Masculinity and will willingly wear pink and draw bunnies and things. Er. I'm strong and I have a big Hero Complex even when people TELL ME NOT TO SAVE THEM and I have a good personality and charm and all of that. Even though I scowl a lot. You should order me not to scowl for a whole week. :3
Interests: Shakespeare-san, Scowling, Saving people, Dead people, Homework....er. Bunnies, Juiceboxes, the color Pink, drawing, cute little shinigamis. :3
Anything else you'd like to add: Oh. I have this white thing inside of me. But don't worry about it. It's just....decoration? 8D? I also have a big sword. :D


5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV


((OOC: I'm sorry for the long break between these. My schedule and Rabid's don't mesh as well as they used to, but I AM going to finish these up. There's only two sets of auctions to go after this, and I'm going to try to make sure they're up in a timely manner. You get extra bidding time because my schedule is really effing retarded. Um…yeah.))