26 September 2007 @ 02:23 pm
A Bunch of Shit  

1) A Poll of Interest

Where we ask you questions, you provide answers, and decisions are made accordingly!

Morning Puddin'. )



2) Family Dinner (takes place July of 2025)

Where there are two daughters, two big brothers, and the sort of family dinner you'd never see on The Brady Bunch.

Like during that week you decided to embrace your 'natural state' and walked around the neighborhood naked. )

Chapter Two <-- Chapter Three --> Chapter Four





3) A Lack of Propriety (4th Year EPP-era)

Where there is teasing, indecency, and a depressing lack of magic.

Yes, that. That drives me mad. Um. In a very good way. )
 
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28 June 2007 @ 12:42 pm
October 31, 2007  
Champagne Supernova - Conclusion

Where there is... you'll see.

*** This chapter title is a song by Oasis. And this chapter is for [info]mrs_batman and her resounding optimism.

Wow. Jesus that's overwhelming. )


A Note from Us (Please don't read until after you've read the chapter!) )

Chapter Thirty-Five <-- Chapter Thirty-Six --> Chapter Thirty-Seven

 
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27 June 2007 @ 07:04 pm
October 31, 2007  
Champagne Supernova

Where there is love, loathing, and loss.

*** This chapter title is a song by Oasis, and this chapter is dedicated to [info]blood_sacrifice for her many Halloween-related predictions, and for generally just being absolutely amazing. AND, on that note, it's not over until it's over. The brief continuation of this chapter will be posted tomorrow.

We love you guys. :)

Tried, though. Didn't. We? )

Chapter Thirty-Four <-- Chapter Thirty-Five --> Chapter Thirty-Six

 
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26 June 2007 @ 03:37 pm
October 21 - 30, 2007  

With A Little Help From My Friends

Where a plan goes into motion, tensions rise, and lifelong friendship is put to the test.

*** This chapter title is a song by The Beatles.

Don't try and stir shit up. Now's not the time, if you don't mind. )

Chapter Thirty-Three <-- Chapter Thirty-Four --> Chapter Thirty-Five

 
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12 June 2007 @ 06:23 pm
September 12 - 21, 2007  

All I Ever Wanted

Where there is a proposal, two grooms, and a serious lack of service.

*** This chapter title is a song by Lenny Kravitz. We think you'll like this one. :D

Besides, what would we choose?  Blupin?  Lack?  Certainly not. )

Chapter Thirty <-- Chapter Thirty-One --> Chapter Thirty-Two

 
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08 June 2007 @ 10:11 pm
September 7 - 8, 2007  

Strange Days

Where there is sand put in inappropriate places, tension and loose lips, and the sexy Jessica Remus Rabbit.

*** This chapter title is a song by Matthew Good. Also, sorry, I totally lied (Alie); I meant to post this chapter this morning, but I was helping my boyfriend's sister move and couldn't steal wireless long enough to get it online!

Though, Lily, I fear Harry is going to have his father's hair. I'm so sorry. )

Chapter Twenty-Nine <-- Chapter Thirty --> Chapter Thirty-One

 
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30 May 2007 @ 10:23 pm
August 12, 2007  

Optimistic

Where a vandalism head count doesn't quite add up, Severus practices self-preservation, and a married couple does as married couples do.

*** This chapter title is a song by Radiohead. Also, Tessa emailed us another wonderful bit of Dorcas fanart! <3

I don't buy into that Suzy Homemaker shit, and you shouldn't either. )

Chapter Twenty-Seven <-- Chapter Twenty-Eight --> Chapter Twenty-Nine

 
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25 May 2007 @ 12:58 pm
July 28, 2007  

Happy Birthday to You!

Where the thought of their grown children is anything but reassuring, James tells a pharmacy employee a thing or two, and Harry and Draco enjoy some 'ake.

*** This chapter title is, obviously, the traditional happy birthday song. Also, a few more things:

1) This chapter is dedicated to [info]aquila_star and [info]tyedyedchicky for just being amazing. Thanks, guys.

2) Fanart! Tessa emailed us this amazing picture of pregnant Dorcas before she chopped off her hair. Thank you, thank you, thank you! :D!

3) We don't know if any of you are into RPing, but Vixx and I are opening a completely original RPG, and are looking for good, strong players. You'll find all the game information you need here, and the rules and application here. We'll probably be starting up somewhere in the realm of June 1.

No, I suppose you'd love to be spoiled to death, wouldn't you, birthday boy? )

Chapter Twenty-Six <-- Chapter Twenty-Seven --> Chapter Twenty-Eight

 
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09 May 2007 @ 12:26 pm
May 19 - 26, 2007  
Love Will Keep Us Alive

Where there is morning s-e-x, the return of the Ninja Princess, and Agatha Black can go suck on her priorities.

*** This chapter title is a song by The Eagles, and we have yet another section for you that was two big to fit into one post!

If you give me a hickey, Narcissa'll string you up by your bollocks. )

THERE IS MORE: ONWARD TO THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!
 
 
29 April 2007 @ 07:12 pm
May 14, 2007  
Mine For Me

Where there is so much talk about sex it's mind-boggling, a LOT of alcohol, and a group of very in love (and very insane) people.

*** This chapter title is a Rod Stewart song. This chapter was too big for one post, thus, make sure you read this part first!

Come on, woman! Shake your groove thang! Bon Jovi did not record 'Bad Medicine' for you to mash potatoes to! )

THERE IS MORE: ONWARD TO THE REST OF THE CHAPTER!