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Strengths: Characterization, dialogue, style, consistency of story and character, (Spike-voice, Xander-voice, Angel-voice, Giles voice), grammar/syntax/spelling, the appropriate times/usages for Brit-slang. The ability to weed out phrases and words that simply don't belong.
Weaknesses: Really minute minutiae, i.e. the price of Weetabix, the exact poly-rayon blend Mr. Gordo's made of. Descriptions of rooms and inanimate objects.
Can't Stand: Excessive amounts of Brat!Dawn, random Buffy-bashing. If you're making her Bitca!Buffy, there should be a plausible reason.
Line in the Sand: Not that I know of, I'll try anything once.
Turnaround Time: Depends on the length of the piece, how much editing it needs and how screwy my life is that week. Not more than three days for a short story, at least one week for something novel-length and I will require your first born as payment.
Contact Me!: brinkleysparks@aol.com, beetle@writing.com, the_great_nameless_last@horrorchannel.co
The Hard-sell: What I lack in experience I make up for in being a total grammar nazi and stickler for character and plot details.
Bottom Line: If you've ever used the phrase "his proud manhood" in a love scene, hoo-boy do you need me...