A bosomy spitfire? Big bosom? Spits fire? ([info]i_dreamed_i_was) wrote in [info]blackfolk,
@ 2005-08-07 15:26:00
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Current mood: accomplished
Current music:Husband's guitar

And BINGO was his name-O!
Okay, folks...

I had to bust out with it. With apologies to [info]blackperson for her original BINGO board, and thanks to [info]zra for the inspiration, and [info]karnythia and lilithcoyote for their help.


WHITE LIBERAL BINGO



B I N G O
Berates one minority group for bigotry toward another without acknowledging role of white racism. Prefers to be called “a person of European descent.” “People shouldn’t self-segregate.” “If we all just married interracially, racism wouldn’t exist!” "We don’t really have racism here in City/Country/Delusional Little World.”
“Knows” something about POC, because her POC friend told her so. "White people have ethnicities, too!” *pout* Scolds black folk for calling themselves “nigga/h/z.” Dismisses claims of invisible white privilege as conspiracy theories about “The Man.” Thinks growing up among POC/having POC family/a POC maid gives them license to make sweeping statements.
“I don’t really have white privilege (or I understand racism), because I’m gay/poor/disabled/Irish/a woman.” Compares factory farms/eating meat to “the slave trade” and “the Holocaust” or “the Trail of Tears.” PRACTICALLY FREE SPACE!
“I think we should all just be colorblind” or “I don’t see color.”
“The problem with America today is that people don’t take enough personal responsibility for their actions.” Agrees that racism has negative consequences for POC, without having positive consequences for white people.
Claims that not dating POC is purely a matter of physical preference—“I don’t date short/redheaded men, either!” Grows matlocks as "sign of respect/admiration." "POC can’t exactly claim cultural appropriation while using the ‘white man’s’ computer.” Cites Clarence Thomas on matters of race only or Openly agrees with Bill Cosby. Wants a cookie for not owning a white hood.
Says “Talking about racism is so divisive” or Turns every discussion of race into a discussion of class. Brings up race of POC partner or children randomly, in order to prove lack of racism. Believes lack of white scholarships/existence of HBCUs/fact that POC do not like him/her is “kinda racist.” "The Asians or African/Caribbean immigrants have ‘made it’—so black people should be able to.” Awkwardly avoids mentioning race to describe folks, or actively mocks such attempts.


BONUS SQUARE! AUTOMATIC WIN!

"You need to calm down."







And, finally:

Creates "White Liberal BINGO."







x-posted to my journal, and probably a lot of other places.


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[info]guitbowl
2005-08-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
We don’t really have racism here in City/Country/Delusional Little World.”
I hear this one here in SLC (or something similar) at least once a month...

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SLC...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-07 08:42 pm UTC (link)
...as in Salt Lake City? Now that's ironic. It seems like you always hear that where it's very "diverse" and "liberal"-- like San Francisco, or where there are nothing but white people (so of course, no racism!), like... Nebraska.

LOL, just kidding, Stickykeys!

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Re: SLC...
[info]guitbowl
2005-08-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
yep...Salt Lake City...I live behind the "Zion Curtain"

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Re: SLC...
[info]stickykeys633
2005-08-08 08:45 am UTC (link)
Hey!

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[info]karnythia
2005-08-07 08:46 pm UTC (link)
“If we all just married interracially, racism wouldn’t exist!”

That one cracks me up every time I see it.

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Yeah, tell that to my biracial family member who is...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
...currently enrolled in "Indian Princesses." @_@

LOL, but I'm doing my part!

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[info]blackperson
2005-08-07 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Because mixed children never grow up racist!

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[info]karnythia
2005-08-07 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Nope, not at all. And no one is ever racist toward mixed children.

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[info]supafrosh
2005-08-08 12:11 am UTC (link)
Wait, wait, I've got a better idea: what if we replace everyone alive today with a race of clones who look exactly alike? That would solve everything!

I vote to use my germ plasm for the cloning, because I'm obviously of superior genetic stock.

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[info]karnythia
2005-08-08 12:18 am UTC (link)
*snerk* No, clearly I am the one of superior stock!

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[info]cammydoll
2005-08-08 12:47 am UTC (link)
Everyone loves mixed kids...not!

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[info]toodani
2005-08-08 04:58 am UTC (link)
ok i am in LOVE with that baby in your icon!! such snuggly little arms

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Other finalists of note...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-07 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Transparently uses euphemisms like "urban" or "inner-city" when he/she really means "poor/'low-class' black folk/POC."

Scolds you for calling yourself black/African American/biracial/etc. because that's not PC/you've never been to Africa/whatever.

Says “[X race of people] are sooo beautiful/wonderful/whatever!” but has never dated a POC.

Is highly offended when POC say they hate white people.

Believes Affirmative Action is marginalizing to POC.

ADORES MLK, Jr., but is highly uncomfortable with Malcolm, Marcus, et al.

“Now, let’s be rational about this...”

“Black people who use the word n*gger have issues with internalized racism.”

Is tired of feeling “oppressed” in public discourse because of his/her race.

Does not believe in that de facto racism is a problem—only de jure.

“But some stereotypes ARE kinda true!”

Sees protesting racist mascots as “a waste of time.”

Makes slippery-slope arguments about PC that end with the elimination of animal mascots as “offensive to animals.”

Defends Thomas Jefferson by noting that DNA evidence was “inconclusive.”

“Now, there’s no reason to play ‘the race card.’”

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[info]snowflake_star
2005-08-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
I put this in my memories.

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[info]blackperson
2005-08-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
*giggles*

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You know what's REALLY sad?
[info]eleventyteen
2005-08-07 09:32 pm UTC (link)
If you changed a few of the words in like three boxes, I've seen plenty of black/asian folk who would win a blackout. (figuratively and if I had my way, literally too)

Sadness aside, LOL!

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And how could I forget...?
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-07 10:01 pm UTC (link)
"XYZ is just like when they asked Rosa Parks to sit at the back of the bus!!!!11!!ZOMG!!1!!!ELEVENTY!11!!"

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[info]kittikattie
2005-08-08 02:10 am UTC (link)
*Compares factory farms/eating meat to “the slave trade” and “the Holocaust” or “the Trail of Tears.”*

And Harry Potter shipping. *still fucking pissed about that bullshit*

I'll memory this.

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[info]cerebralshrike
2005-08-08 02:37 am UTC (link)
Brings up race of POC partner or children randomly, in order to prove lack of racism.

Ha ha there is this one white dude on lj who is married to a black woman. And whenever he posts in one of his black friends journals he ALWAYS uses the icon with he and his black wife in it.

I think somebody here has him as a friend.

In his userinfo he calls her his "jungle queen"

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[info]9njakid
2005-08-08 02:42 am UTC (link)
He is not even hiding the fact that he's suffering from jungle fever

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OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-08 02:53 am UTC (link)
Wait a second... I need more credibility...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Re: OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]cerebralshrike
2005-08-08 03:06 am UTC (link)
Im not white, but here u go.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=nsingman

Theres dudes userinfo..aforementioned icon is in his icon page.

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Re: OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]stickykeys633
2005-08-08 08:50 am UTC (link)
That pic of you always makes me smile!

LMAONADE! at nsingman! Ha!

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Re: OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]cerebralshrike
2005-08-08 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha thanks...you know that pic is older than dirt though.

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Re: OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]stickykeys633
2005-08-08 03:38 pm UTC (link)
I know, I just love that look on your face! Like they told you to smile and you was like, "Snap the picture foo!" Heh!

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Re: OMG... I've seen that guy.
[info]cerebralshrike
2005-08-08 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Lmao it was crazy cause the drama started after the picture was snapped. The pics didnt come out the way we wanted and the dude refused to do a re-shoot and refused to give us our money back. yeah! fight fight!

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[info]afrodite79
2005-08-08 10:25 am UTC (link)
"In his userinfo he calls her his "jungle queen"

EEEW! she's probably flattered by that shit too.

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[info]cerebralshrike
2005-08-08 02:11 pm UTC (link)
lmao yeah.

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[info]gitana_negra
2005-08-08 08:09 pm UTC (link)
In his userinfo he calls her his "jungle queen"
dubya tee eff?

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[info]kynn
2005-08-08 06:45 am UTC (link)
Fucking brilliant. (Saw it linked by a friend.)

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Love you so much!
[info]stickykeys633
2005-08-08 08:49 am UTC (link)
I was waiting for this all day, now if I could figure out how to frickin' cross post it!

All those boxes!

ps. definite meme entry!

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[info]dyvinesweetness
2005-08-08 11:28 am UTC (link)
“I think we should all just be colorblind” or “I don’t see color.”


Yeah, this shining, happy people shit always kills me.

"Creates "White Liberal BINGO."

'Cause you KNOW it's coming!!! LOL

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[info]dyvinesweetness
2005-08-08 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh nevermind. I didn't realize you were taking a jab at yourelf. lol I thought you meant like they would create a "counter BINGO" chart full of ways they they think Black folks are "racist." lol

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LOL...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-08 02:55 pm UTC (link)
...yeah, I gotta acknowledge the irony. ;)

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[info]neonix25
2005-08-08 12:28 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I'm late!

Can "I'm not racist but...[insert blatant racist statement here]" be a free space as well?

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[info]illwauk
2005-08-08 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I wish this actually paid money. I'd clean house everytime I went to Madison...

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Oh, man...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-08 04:04 pm UTC (link)
...we could all just sit back and our money worries would be over.

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[info]kittylarock
2005-08-08 04:02 pm UTC (link)
does anyone have a link to the original one [info]blackperson created too?

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Here ya go...
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-08 04:05 pm UTC (link)
... http://www.livejournal.com/community/blackfolk/1856103.html

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[info]missmauralynn
2005-08-08 06:08 pm UTC (link)
I really love the one about HBCU. Just because other colleges became integrated, we were supposed to disband our institutions of higher learning? HA!
The next time you hear that one, I hope you mention that most of the time, white people can get full rides at black colleges because they are, effectively, "minorities."

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I know, right?
[info]i_dreamed_i_was
2005-08-08 06:21 pm UTC (link)
And let's not look at WHY these things existed in the first place... No, no, no.

People don't know their history.

We were walking around Chinatown and my niece asked my husband why it was called Chinatown. And he was like...

"Well, when people came to this country, they wanted to be close to people who had the same traditions, so they moved to certain neighborhoods and..."

And I had to cut him off right there. That might be true sometimes, NOW, but Chinatowns? Were ghettos.

If you were Chinese you generally were not allowed to live anywhere else. That's how they started-- let's not get all revisionist to bolster some claim about minority self-segregation (not that my husband was doing that).

And my husband is Asian American.

*smh*

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