Rules: -Don't apply unless you're a bitch. -Do NOT post anything without being accepted first. If you do, you will be banned. -Put all applications behind an lj-cut. If you don't know how to do one, you're dumb. Don't join. :] -Comment on applications with either a "Yes" or a "No" in the subject line. This makes it easier for mods to count votes. -Respect your mods, because we are amazingly awesome. -We may be bitches, but please, no drama. Be mature.
Section One: You, The Bitch 1. First of all, what makes you such a bitch? 2. What do you think defines a "bitch"? 3. Tell us something really bitchy you've done. 4. Give us your best insult. 5. Make us laugh.
Section Two: More About You 1. Name? 2. Age? 3. Location? 4. What do you look like? (If you have a picture, show us.) 5. Describe yourself in three words, other than "bitch." 6. What qualities do you look for in other people before befriending them? 7. How do you think other people see you? 8. Are they right?
Section Three: Your Interests 1. Name your top five favorite bands/singers. 2. Name your top five favorite movies. 3. Show us your favorite song lyrics. 4. Who is your favorite author / What is your favorite book? 5. Your favorite tv show? 6. Favorite place to shop? 7. Favorite actor/actress? 8. Do you play any instruments?
Section Four: Views and Opinions Pick THREE of these and write a paragraph explaining your view on it (pro, neutral, against) and good reasons WHY. Try and use wit along with intelligence with your answers. Provide examples. 1. Abortion 2. Homosexual Marriages 3. Illegal Immigrants 4. Death Penalty 5. War with Iraq 6. Prostitution 7. Practice of Religion in Schools 8. Self Mutilation
Section Five: Last Words 1. This is your last chance to tell us why you should be accepted. What can you contribute to our community?