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SUMMARY: Jack tables the idea of starting a new relationship.
CATEGORY: Humor, total spoof, making fun of show, not to be taken seriously
TIME: Season 9
SPOILERS: Through Origins in Season 9
WARNINGS: Slap (This is an entirely new type of pairing, neither ship nor slash)
PAIRINGS: Jack/briefing room table
RATING: PG-13, maybe R. If you have to ask your mother, it’s R
COMPLETED: August 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Dedicated to Gategrrl and Moonyshade after a discussion about Stargate’s rather bizarre fic labelling and warning system