WANTED: Liposuction. My doctor says I'm too fat.

Is That Like Yellow Snow?

2008-07-26T17:40:05Z

[MiddletownNJFC] Wanted in Keyport ... food processor
Friday, July 25, 2008 9:25 PM
From:
"yumyumyellowsurf" <yumyumyellowsurf@xxxxxxxx.xxx>
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I'm looking for a food processor or even a mini food processor. It doesnt have to be new, pretty, or even name brand just in working order. I am looking to try and save some money by making my own baby food. If anyone has one that they don't use or perhaps you bought a new fancy one I would love to take your old one off your hands. Thank you so much for taking a look!

I don't think there's anything wrong with this post, I just found the name interesting. I'm wondering if yellow surf is anything like yellow snow and if so why the yum yum. It made me giggle.

Birds of a feather lock together.

2008-07-26T16:25:45Z

Offer: central puggle

I have a male puggle that keeps getting "stuck" to my chihuahua, so I must find him a new home. He is vry cute and loving. He obviously gets along with female dogs no problem. He is also great with my
3children.my name is dumbass.BTW a puggle is a mix between a beagle and a pug.

she's a dumbass. Just like all those folks on youtube that giggle and don't understand why the doggies are now stuck together when they deliberately bred them. Gah.

WANTED: Cleaning Supplies

We're in major need of cleaning supplies, to clean our apartment before
we move out. We'll take anything you have, pine sol, mr clean etc.
We'd LOVE anything that fights pet odors, We dont have pet odors from
our pets but it would be nice to guarantee that it's clean when we
leave. Also we cant pick them up we dont have a car or any money to
catch the bus, so anyone that could drop them off we'd really
appreciate it. Thanks in advance!!!

I'm surprised they have the energy to clean up their apartment. Which doesn't stink. No siree.

WANT: Camping Gear

I am in need of camping gear. Tents, backpacks, insect repellent, tools, any/all camping equipment you no longer need.

Thanks to all in advance!

And where will you be reselling it?

Wanted:Kitchen stuff

I am in serious need of serving dishes and cooking tools....Can pick up tonight or any evening... Thank you!

Well since it's only serious and not desperate, no serving dishes or tools for you!

WANTED: digital camera - software/cables NOT NEEDED if not available

Ok, so I KNOW this is a longshot, but my own digital cameraa
disappeared last summer who knows where..Last I saw it was on my
bookcase. It was a 4.3 MP one, and I know the newer ones are now
minimum 6 and up.

If anyone is upgrading and has a cam that works, to give away, I would
really appreciate it. It does not even need to have the software or
cables, if you do not have them, for uploading to computer, as long as
it has a card in it. I have a universal card reader which should be
able to fit the card and upload if it still works. If you DO have the
cables/software that would be awesome!

Anyway, thanks for reading and it was worth a shot asking.

God Bless,
J

WANTED: Help/info please on wireless router hookup

Hi

I am calling all computer hardware techs for help here. A few months
ago I was given a wireless router by a kind Freecycler, with a power
cord and ethernet cord....there is a 9 prong connection I did not get
a cord for.

I have sattelite internet, and the receiver, or whatever you call it,
is hooked to the ethernet AND to the cables to the dish on the roof.
HOW do I hook up the router so my son's computer can get online with
it????? The sattelite reciever from Hughs has no more empty ports to
hook to, and I don't have more than one ethernet port on my
computer...so how do I do this????

Any serious help would be appreciate, or if you have a router that
will work and you know how to do it with how my system is, and can
give it to us, that would help too.

thanks everyone!

God this woman is long winded. Every post is a frelling novel. I'm surprised she shut up long enough to get knocked up with her freecycle twins. OTOH, she probably kept yappin' through the whole thing. And yes, she's always asking for the most inappropriate stuff on freecycle and for it to be delivered (hence the freecycle twins - or that's my theory anyway) and posting long long stories about it.

RECIEVED: wireless router and help

Thank you everyone for your responses, suggestions, and trying to get
me hooked up. It was ascertained my D-Link was going to need help, so
a wonderful freecycler has hard wired us with some stuff he had around
his shop. Thank you Calvin! The rest of you who offered help thank you
so much.

Calvin, you better not have given her any sperm for more freecycle kids. That's all I have to say.

Taken: (PLEASE READ) I no longer have the barrettes, etc. NO MORE EMAILS, PLEASE. PEACE, D

Taken: (PLEASE READ) I no longer have the barrettes, etc. NO MORE EMAILS,
PLEASE. PEACE, D

How many emails could she possibly be getting for barrettes that drove her to this? Good grief. Just post your taken and delete any more requests you get for the item.

WANTED*:: newborn-4T boy clothes

I have a 10 month baby boy at home and a new born due in October. I
need to stock up for my 10 month and hopefully get some other clothes
for my other baby. His brothers clothes got all torn and stained from
moving last month. Please if anyone has any baby boy clothes from
newborn to 4 toddler or up, I would be very much in your graditude.

Thanks

How exactly does that happen?

need: duel stroller

I need a stroller that can hold my new born who is due in October and
my 10 month old baby boys. If anyone can help me with that, I would be
very happy!!! Thanks

Take twenty paces and turn around and fire at your stroller! Boom! Maybe that's what happened to the clothing.

WANTED: wooden furniture

I am asking for all wooden furniture in decent shape old & new,
painted or stained, this would include ( dressers, nightstands,
tables, chairs, highboys, chests, etc.,etc.. ) antique to modern, any
style it would all be appreciated thank you & god bless.

I think he and camping stuff guy are reselling it. But hey - furniture guy threw in a god bless.

Motorcycle or Scooter

If anyone has a motorcycle or scooter that is street legal and is safe
and runs well, I could use one. Gas or electric. Thank you.

Yeah and I want a pony and all your heavy metal money stuff.

Wanted: A DE-humidifier - New cooler is making house actually wet.

Pleasse if anyone has a dehumidifier that you don't need, I can pick it
up anywhere in Hewll. Our new cooler works great, no leaks, keeps us
cool but everything is moist, All our envelopes are now sealed, etc.
not to mention what it does to my hair!! Thank you

Then your new cooler is fracked up and you need to call the company because that's not the way they are supposed to work. Something's fracked probably with the compressor.

Wanted: food

of any kind actually.. took in my daughters boyfriend, my sons friend,
Wow, can teenagers eat!

Im midtown near enabler dumbass, if anyone can help.

Okay, maybe there's a good reason she's taking in these kids, but if you can't afford to feed them and have to beg for food on freecycle, maybe you should rethink it.

need: any and all items for a baby boy

hello everyone. I am in need of any and all baby boy items. I am a single mom and am 5 months pregnant. I can use any baby items that you may have. thank you very much

How about a referral to a good adoption agency?

need:any rainforest baby items

Hello everyone i know this is a long shot but im looking for any and all baby rainforest items that anyone might have such as swing, jumperoo, high chair, pack n play, travel swing. I am a single mom expecting a baby boy and i would love to have any of these items but cant afford any of them. Thank you very much for reading this

So I googled rainforest baby. That crap's expensive. If she was just asking for a crib or a jumperoo or somethng, it wouldn't bug me, but the 'hey I'm a single mother gimme everything I could possibly need for the next year for my kid' crap annoys the crap out of me. Have a friggin' shower or get the baby daddy to pitch in and buy stuff. And if you can't afford a baby & none of your family/the father is going to help, do the right thing for the baby.

wanted-advice for upright freezer

hello i am receiving an upright freezer from a fellow freecycler and it
needs to be charged and im wodering how to do this thanks for any help

Honestly people. Is the concept of using freecycle only for freecycle purposes that difficult?

Wanted: Luggage to borrow or have

Hi all,
We are planning a road trip and would like find some okay-good
condition luggage 1-2 pieces depending on size (like all zippers
working etc...)
If you can part with it great, otherwise if we could borrow it from
Aug 3 to Aug 10 that would be awesome as well.
Thanks for reading. Can pick up anywhere, although central is preferred.

Why would anyone lend their luggage to a total stranger?

Okay, the stupid is getting to me. Must quit for now.

So desperate!

2008-07-25T21:02:01Z

Hello freecyclers... theres quite a list but there was a tragedy and were in desperate need @ this hard time.
Any of it helps, thanks a million...

* Boys 6/7 AND boys 10/12 fall/winter clothes.
(4 school this coming year)

* Girls 2t fall/winter clothes

* Toaster (any workable one)

* King bed set ( comforter, sheets, etc..)

* Dark wood coffee table

* A mattress w/ boxspring( or without)...anything for the two boys to sleep on 4 now.

* A working color televison so the boys can play their "so important" video games ;-)

...the hell?

2008-07-25T17:24:40Z

From the local offshoot list:

I have a couple dozen boxes of kleenex to donate - first thought is a school but do they give tax receipts?

I'm near 69/666 junction and would like to find a place that needs them, not will just "take them off my hands" but can offer tax receipt. Thanks for input

Good lord & butter, lady - are you that hard up for deductions?

Edited, 10:34: HA! The first response: "Sounds like you're more interested in finacial gain, so just sell them on craigs list for the money."

It's a .... miracle?

2008-07-25T15:57:28Z

wanted- help for school

we are in need of school supplies and or clothes for my 3 children, i have a boy entering 8th, sizes xl shirts and 36 short thats all he wears, a boy going into 5th, sizes 10 to 14 and my girl is going into 1st wearing a 8-10, we need everything, if u can help or know of were i can get it that would b a blessing. i am on bedrest so anything would b appreciated especially if ur close to peanut and walnut. with a 16 mo old and a miracle of another on the way, it makes it very hard right now finacially, we do not get assistance from any agencies for food or anyting and really need the help right now, please let me know if u can help us in anyway, god bless xxxx

bestoffreecycle @ 2008-07-24T22:16:00

2008-07-25T05:19:18Z

This is awesome.

Wanted: CAR
In need of a car me and my finca are stuck in Placeville and are trying to go home in Pine Bulff

I had to leave PB in there, because really, Bulff? Finca? Free car rather than calling a cab or a friend? HOW ARE THEY POSTING TO THE INTERNET IF THEY'RE STUCK? I mean maybe they mean stuck as in been there a few weeks crashing with friends, but there isn't much excuse for this...

I moved and have a backlog of stupid in my inbox!

2008-07-24T18:32:03Z

OFFER: 60 Foot Tall Walnut Tree

The tree is in a fenced in yard and needs to be cut down. It is close to the fence and hangs partly over the neighbors garage. It would have to be taken down in pieces. The trunk is straight and clean and about 20 feet before it branches out.

I see, too cheap to call a tree service company, eh?

Wanted: pump for swim pool

My daughter has a 15'x4' pool it is only the second year and the pump has gone bad. If anyone knows of how to fix the pump or has one laying around it would be deeply appreciated.

This isn't so bad, but was followed by this:

Wanted: chemicals for pool

My daughter lost her job and has a pool but no money to get the chemicals that the pool needs. If anyone has some that they no longer need it would be deeply appreciated.

This was posted THREE TIMES IN A ROW. So maybe if she is unemployed, she should sell the pool? Just a thought...And then this, ugh:

Received: swimming pool pump

Thank you so much Donna now my grand kids can go swimming again. Thank you again.

Yarrr...

offer:15 unopened pkts of miralax laxative

i live in hell on west side would like this picked up asap

EWWWWWWW.

offer: CHILDRENS COUGH SYRUP WALGREENS BRAND CHERRY FACTORY SEALED

COMPARE TO CHILDREN'S MUCINEX COUGH SYRUP. PREFER QUICK P/U TONIGHT. WEST HELL NEAR SCHOOL

These are from the same poster who was "cleaning out their house". I wouldn't want my kids' medication to come from FreeCycle, personally. (if I had any, that is)

WANTED: Stuff For Girls Room

Im moving into my own place and my 4 year old and my 4 month old have really nothing for there rooms if anybody has any toys, beds, dressers, kids stuff for the walls I could really use it. I really want to make my girls rooms nice for them this is the first time they will have there own rooms. Anything will help. Thanks Mom, kid, and baby

This is the chick that posted about the Pooh stuff for her four month old. She keeps posting over and over and OVER for this stuff and you'd think she'd get the hint by now that no one has anything for her.

OFFER: 6month old female kitten

goes by the name of Sparta, very affection, shy at first until she knows you, not declawed or spayed but very loving... need to get rid of ASAP

Argh. The ASAP thing is what bugs me.

WANTED: sofa

In need of a sofa because our dog is very old and well couldnt control himself and went on the sofa we had. The smell would not come out so in need of a replacement. Thank you.

Blargh. I just posted my sofa that won't fit in my new apartment this morning (sniff, I love that thing) and I don't think I'm gonna give it to her if she asks for her dog to pee all over it.

wanted 4 wheels to fit 97 jeep
Posted by: redneck12345

im looking for a set of wheels to fit my 97 jeep wrangler, notlooking for the stock steel wheels

Yeeeeeeeehawwwwww!

WANTED: Juice Pouches (empty / used)

I would like to have used juice pouches (Capri Sun or Honest Kids brand) for recycling...I would be happy to pick up in the ghetto/college town area.

*blink blink* What's this? A GOOD Freecycle post? They exist? It isn't just some fairy tale? AMAZING!

Wanted: Garden veggies.
Posted by: loveschristforever

I would love to have some tomatoes, green peppers, cucumbers. I you have to many, would gladly take them off your hands.

Not unreasonable, but "take them off your hands"...yarrrr...and that username!!

Offer: 2 housebroken declawed spayed/nuetered cats

We are moving and I have 2 cats I need to get rid of. Both are declawed and fixed. One is a black male and one is a calico female. I want both cats to go to a good home.

When I moved I made DAMN SURE I could have my cat. There ARE cat friendly places to live, it just takes some work to find them.

Offer: toy highchair,and toy stroller

I have a doll highchair and doll stroller that I want to get rid of. They are in good shape,just that my daughter has to many toys.

Also, I have 2 pair of boy shoes. A pair of spiderman light-up shoes that are size 10. and the others are VANS size 3 1/2.

This is the woman who posted looking for the toy horse for her daughter and the sob story about how all her toys were lost in the flood and then was like, "oh yeah, I guess I have some sons if you have any old crap for them, that's be okay, I guess. Again, I pity those boys. And how does she go from having no toys to too many???

Wanted: sm aquarium
Posted by: ilikeconeflowers

I have been taking care of daughters fish while she is working in CO for the summer...unfortunately I lost all but 2 fish during the flood..(lost electricity & had to evacuate) Anyway I'm looking for a 5gal or smaller aquarium..something with aeration if poss. Thanks, Mary

Uh oh...daughter might be mad at mom when she gets back!

Wanted - Clarinet

If there is anyone out there that has a clarinet not being used, it would be much appreciated. My daughter is borrowing the school's right now. Thanks!

Isn't that what most people do??

Wanted: Dresser(s)
Posted by: inlovewithalpaca

MY daughter is in need of a dresser or two for her room. If anyone has one they no longer need. I would greatly appreciate it.

I could use one too...a lot of people could, based on posts lately...

wanted ramona ,tv. series ,1988

That was it, nothing else.

WANTED: moped

Looking for a used moped in the Ghetto, College Town, or Distant Metro area. Thanks-

Yeah...I can't imagine anyone who has a used moped isn't using it themselves to save on gas.

WANTED: recipe for stuffed peppers

HELP, my son was at a campground and had stuffed peppers for the first time and loved them. He doesn't remember much about them other than they tasted good were cooked in a dutch oven. He is 12 so his details are limited to that. I bought some bell peppers, but don't know what to do now. Thanks for your help. April

IT'S CALLED GOOGLE...USE IT!

Wanted: A verizon phone
Posted by: newmomof2boy

I have a friend in need of a phone, his was damaged and need one in good shape can anyone help me out with this?

And by the same woman...

Offer: 15 ft by 38 inchs-- I think

it is a blue pool by intex with the metal white pool have no idea if line is good we used it last year but have since graded so if anyone interested give me a holler

Good christ in heaven...give me a holler? That's a new one for the Bingo card!

wanted: trombone

If anyone has a trombone, I know a child with autism who is fascinated by them. It's worth a shot . . . it would make his whole year! Thanks!

I thought it was really far fetched, but then...

Received: trombone

Thanks, Jon, for the great trombone! I really appreciate your generosity.

That's kinda cool.

NEEDED: Bathroom Sink Faucet
Posted by: lovemykidsiowa

We are in need of a faucet for our bathroom sink. Ours has an impossible drip and we have two little ones who never manage to be able to get it turned off all of the way (it still drips slowly)....the hubby also has issues with getting it turned off ;)

Anyhow, we are not really picky on color, we would just like to find something that is clean. We cannot afford to purchase a new faucet, with the exception of a sheapo one which will not last long. We would prefer to save our money and wait until we can afford to purchase a better one.

Thanks for your consideration!

Peace,
Hippie Mom, Hippie Dad, Hippie Kids

*facepalm*

wanted used deck wood

i need some deck wood to complete my deck.i need some 1x8,1x6 deck boards,1x4's& 2x8,up to 12 feet long if you or someone you know has some i would be willing to pick it up if around the metro area

It's called Lowe's, Home Depot, or Menards. I'm sure there are some scraps around, but materials like that are at a premium around here now.

WANTED... PATIO UMBRELLA

Wanted good patio umbrella also could use a base if anyone has one... but not necessary. Also looking for a few old street brick , the kind with names on them also . old garden statues.(not plastic)...or fountain , small easily moved .. fixing up 92 year old womans patio area...thanks. ......

I think the 92 year old woman was thrown in to garner sympathy...

WANTED: baby clothes and misc.

I am in need of some things for me and my two kids. If you can help please let me know.
KIDS:
boys clothes sizes 2T-4T shoes size 8 and up
girls clothes sizes 12 months- 2T shoes size 4 and up
sippy cups,bowls,plates, etc
toys,shelves
ME:
I am looking for a computer. I have a windows 98 gateway, and it isnt working well, and I dont have a printer.
-shelves,end tables

Windows 98? My boyfriend's son has that and while it isn't the nicest computer ever, it gets the job done. And printers aren't completely necessary. Jeez, that's a long list of wants.

wanted- kitten

I have a friend that has been looking for a free kitten, she hasnt had any luck, if anyone knows where we could get one at...that would be great :)

*headdesk headdesk headdesk* For one, plenty of CATS have been offered up here lately. KITTENS GROWN INTO CATS. And seriously, the humane societies have tons of kitties because of the flooding...look there! AND it's kitten season? They must not be looking THAT hard.

OFFER: 2 hair straitners

I have 2 hair straitners. Located in Trashville. Thanks

Two hair whats now?

Offer: Free to good home/Family pets

Male Shih Tzu (Simba)- 2yrs old
Female Shih Tzu/Bischon - Teddy bear (Nala)- 2 yrs old.
Kennel/food/ leashes/coats/ outside tie ups and stakes.

We are a very busy family with 3 teenagers in the house and are feeling very guilty about the dogs always being home alone. They need a good home that will give them tender loving care. Respond for more information or pictures.

UGH UGH UGH. Maybe, oh I don't know, MAKE THE "BUSY" TEENAGERS TAKE CARE OF THE DAMN DOGS!! Sheesh.

Taken: Free to good home/Family Pets

Thanks for all inquiries!

Well I sure hope they found a better home...

Wanted: wheelchair

We are looking for a wheelchair so I can go do things with my kids. Needs to be fairly large. I know this is a long shot but it doesn't hurt to try. Also looking for a trolling motor or other boat motor and oars. Thanks for looking.

Uh...yeah. I don't think I'm gonna touch this one, but you go ahead and snark it!

WANTED: One-two man or small tent
WANTED: One-two man or small tent. Could pick up on Saturday afternoon.

Called by the Lord,
Ang W.

Oh, jeez...that's great, but we don't fucking care, goddammit.

WANTED: Baby Walker, High Chair, and Crib

WANTED: Baby Walker, High Chair, and Crib. Son and his family just relocated from Arkansas and need a few things. Thanks in advance for any and all help.

Did they relocate with just the clothes on their backs, or what?

Wanted: Twister

Looking for the game twister! If anyone has it and no longer need/want it please let me know! Thanks.

Isn't this fairly cheap in stores?

WANTED: Gas Dryer, Gas Stove, Refrigerator

We just moved into a rental and need desperately a gas dryer, the one here does not work :( The stove is old and it scares me being gas and all I would like something a little more trustworthy. And a newer larger refrigerator would be great if anyone has one they need to get rid of :) Please let me know ASAP as I will need to get assistance to move it here to Independence. Thanks in advance for any of the items you all may have!

Isn't that what the landlord is for? Just deal with it!
And now, a slew of flood posts...

wanted: twin bed, queen and twin size sheets

looking for a good twin bed, queen and twin size sheets, both got destroyed in the flood. Please e-mail me

...yeah.

wanted window air conditioning

my friend lost his central air in the flood.he needs a window air condtioner. thank you.

Dude, just deal with it. The furnace most likely got ruined, you are gonna have to fix it sooner or later.

Wanted: Gently Used Dresser and Futon

We are redoing our 14 yr.old sons room after getting water in our basement.

So are a lot of people...

Wanted: Bed
Posted by: "xoxob21xoxo"

I was recently in the flood and my bed was in the basement. I was wondering if any one had a good bed a little bigger than a twin that maybe they had laying around if so please let me know. Thanks Brittany

My eyes! That username! I don't think, given the current situation, that too many people have beds "laying around".

WANTED: LOTS OF CUMCUMBERS,WEIGHT SET,36 INCH DOOR FRAME,GREEN TREAT

EVEN IT WAS FLOODED, WILL REMOVE THANKS RANDY

CUMCUMBERS????? LMFAO! And ewww, flooded stuff. Gross.

Fund My Festival!

2008-07-24T13:08:56Z

I am looking for the big white wedding tents with sides. If you are wanting
to get rid of them I need them in June 2009. I am only looking for two. I run
a bluegrass festival every year and do not wish to pay hundreds of dollars to
rent them. Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks, Some Moron

I'm assuming she means those giant tents that most people rent for outdoor wedding receptions. If people actually buy them, they most likely have a use for them other than the reception.

Thok want woman

2008-07-24T01:46:47Z

wanted working washer good shape

family wants working washer theres
broke dont work any more wanted badly
family of 6 wants working washer

I hear you saying that there's a family...and their washing machine no longer functions. Is this what you're trying to communicate?

Free[expensiveelectronics]Cycle

2008-07-23T23:06:38Z

Wanted: PDA in SW Gotham

Looking for a pda to replace my broken one. Will take a palm or any other
kind, I am hoping for it be newer, due to work. Had a T5 before, so would
love that, if possible.

Will pick up anywhere in Gotham or Metropolis Counties.

Thanks in advance!

Wow. Do you think I should write a Freecycle Wanted post saying "Looking for an iphone. 3G if possible. Maybe can use a Blackberry"? Because that is clearly how it works.

(I just checked on eBay -- a Palm Tungsten T5 goes for $110-$130 there.)

Bingo?

2008-07-23T21:52:06Z

I know this is a long shot, but, I thought I would give it a try... I
have 2 teenage kids and 2 toddlers and we'd love to all go camping
together... We are looking for one that is in decent condition, I am
not a handy person... We would greatly appreciate one if you have one
that you are not using and you would like to see someone appreciate it
and give it a great home...

Thanks for considering us.. :o)

GOD BLESS

No mental illnesses or diseases or disabilities though...

EDIT: they want a pop-up trailer.

Awesome

2008-07-23T20:41:26Z

WANT: 12foot porch awning? catfood? 1995up Voyager/Caravan w/3literV6,overdrive? 1992+ ford6 cargovan bargain w/overdrive? Bargain scooter zuma/Ruckus/etc w/title? Waterproof $10? fitted minivan COVER? 10x10.5 linoleum? Toyo 205/70R15 Ultra800 radial? 2-155or165/80R13 Goodyear Vectors?

I just boggled for about 5 minutes over this one

Nice combo!

2008-07-23T20:34:33Z

Offer: Rags,enema Eastside

Offer: I have old towels that could be used for rags.

I also have an enema sealed new in package,Walgreens brand.

NEED: NICE SUITCASE FOR FLYING....

Hello, I am about to go to the biggest interview of my life in
Washington and my suitcase is falling apart on me. I need something
nice to take with me. A travel garmet back would be awesome too!

That's nice. Asshat.

wanted::play pin or pack n play

i am in really bad need of a play pin or pack n play..i'm due with my
3rd baby anyday now and i have no bed for her..if you have anything
please let mt know..

You'd think after two kids, she'd know that babies and pins don't mix.

Wanted: Racing Bikes for the BMX PARK

Our sons are 5 and 7 and we just started racing at the BMX park and
they love it, it is hard to race on a normal bike we need a racing
bike. If anyone has a used racing bike(s) and would like to get rid of
it, we would be so happy to take it off your hands and so will our sons.
Thank you in advance. please email us.

To be followed by - Wanted: BMX pads and helmets.

offer 2 pools,   PLEASE READ,,,,,,,,,,,

ONE is a kiddie pool, the blow up kind   other is like 3 ft deep and
not sure of roundish all you do is lay it down   and as it rises with
water,both in good condition

WTF? Another offer from my #1 most hated freecycler. Betcha a dollar she'll be back asking for pools before the end of summer. And here's another dirty offer from her. What a slattern. Ugh.

offer OLDER DIRTY PRINTERS ETC,

I DO NOT KNOW THE CONDITIONS OF ANY OF THEM, NOR DO THEY HAVE CD'S ETC,

WANTED: window a/c, midtown

Need freon added to window a/c unit or used working a/c, near country
blub and ft courage

And you expect someone to provide the freon and add it for free? Bite me.

wanted: a working portable dishwasher

I need a portable dishwasher. doesn't matter how old, just needs to
work. I don't know if I can pick it up, but I can try.

I live near slacker and dumbass.

Here's the thing. You ask for stuff on freecycle and you make damn sure that YOU can go and get it through any personal means possible.   God.

Wanted-Window installer

Hi, I am looking to replace my single pane windows on a block house
anywhere from 5-10 windows with double pane and a 5 ft sliding glass
patio door. Looking for a good deal, had someone already but cant
locate him anymore. Hoping to order windows from Window Depot. Maybe
someone does this on the side??? Please call only, 666 1234. Thanks.

Honestly people, what in the name of puppies makes you think that freecycle is a good place to post this crap?

freeredecoratemykidsroomcycle

2008-07-23T11:24:54Z

[MiddletownNJFC] wanted: girls bedroom stuff near Middletown
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 3:08 PM
From:<xxxxxx@yahoo.com>
To:
MiddletownNewJersey_Freecycle@yahoogroups.com

Hello!
I am still in need of some curtains. I need 4 panels. White sheer or
hot pink? Valances or roman shade ok too.
Area rug: hot pink or almost any bright color (clean please)
2 bean bag chairs hot pink or any bright color
twin duvet: polka dot maybe? Must match lime green
I have included a picture of the girls room decor under pictures if you
think you may have something... .
Thanks for looking...

People really do use the term "need" loosely, don't they? Makes me want to smack them upside the head with the reality stick. You NEED food. You NEED shelter. You NEED basic clothing...well I guess not because nudists do without. You WANT everything else.

Wow.

2008-07-23T07:50:14Z

offer FORD F150 TRUCK yes it runs

i do not want this any more. you can thank my wife for that. this will not likely go to the first response. im not looking for sob stories.just the truth. thank you

Did he catch her screwing his brother (or sister) in the truck?

Wanted: Help

I need assistance with this month's rent, so I don't loose my house.
Finally started working, altho' it is only part time. It is income.

God Bless,
J

Oh, no she didn't.

Oh my gosh - rubber band woman has more stuff! In baggies.

OFFER: Ziplock of ketchup packets

Lots of eating out on vacations this summer left us with a collection
of ketchup packets. Use for your summer picnic or pack in your lunch.

I'll alert y'all if she posts any good stuff in baggies. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

NEEDED URGENTLY

I am in urgent need of a Queen Size Box Spring and Mattress in good
condition. My fiance and I are not small people and a full size bed
just isn't working and I am tired of getting knocked onto the floor at
night. I have a truck and can pick it up, so if you have one please
let me know...soon...(the floor is getting harder and harder every
time I hit it) Thanks to all who read have a great day.

Allrighty then. I think I'd be kicking fiance out of bed to sleep on the couch, but I'm mean that way.

Wanted: Any Unwanted Household Items

I just recently moved to Moron area and am in desperate need of
household items. We are a household of eight and we have three kids
sleeping on air mattress, so definately need beds. Also could use
queen and king sized bed, dressers, couches, etc. Can pick up all
items, we have a truck and two big guys that can haul. All offers
greatly appreciated and desperately needed!! Thank you!!

WTF was everyone sleeping on before you moved?

From the same person:

2008-07-23T05:52:04Z

OFFER: Coke Bottles, (name of town)

I have 22 old style coke bottles that can be used as decorations or vases/centerpieces. They are only about two years old, but they are the glass kind with the old style. Our truck does not pick up glass for recycling.

Not so bad, huh? Immediately followed by these two:

WANTED: Push mower

WANTED: 27 inch TV working‏

That's just too funny.

Wanted: COMPUTER for charity

2008-07-23T01:55:32Z

SURE...

I rebuild computers for charities. I am looking for a decient machine for a cat sanctuary near AC (they take in over 100 stray cats). If anyone has a machine they would like to donate, not too old. I also need a lap top for a bird sanctuary.

Call me heartless but I'm having a difficult time believing this person... although he did have me until he requested a lap top for a bird sanctuary.

WANTED: WEIGHT WATCHERS PROGRAM
Hi, Desperate here. I am disabled & gained a ton of weight. My sister decided to get maried with less than 4 weeks notice. I am going to try to lose some weight & have 3 weeks. Any help would be apreciated even just to borrow the plan. Thanks.

I know that men often have an easier time losing weight than women but 3 weeks?!?!?! Does he REALLY need WW for this? Cut down on your portions and move around a bit. Try it -- IT WORKS!

Wanted: LADIES BALLROOM DANCE SHOES
Looking for a pair of ladies' ballroom dance shoes in 8 or 8 1/2 in decent condition. Thank you to everyone in advance.

I just thought that this was a kind of random post ;)

WANTED: KITCHENWARE
I'm moving into my first new house and was looking for anyone who had some kitchenware stuff to get rid of. I have some dishes, cups and flatware, as well as a microwave, but I'm looking for pretty much anything else, especially the following:
pots/pans
bakeware
serving spoons/spatulas/etc
blender
mixer
potholders
tupperware
serveware
measuring cups
can opener
pitcher
tea kettle
And pretty much anything else you can think of would be great (I also need to furnish the rest of my house, so I'm really open to anything, but I especially need the kitchen stuff). Just let me know. Thanks so much!

Am I the ONLY person in the US of A who furnished her first apartment with hand-me-downs and... GASP! Items purchased with my own funds? And how many people need SERVEWARE right away? Or a blender or mixer, for that matter? And a tea kettle? Please: I can boil up water in my micro (which I'm assuming the poster already has since s/he didn't ask for one)!

WANTED: OLD or USE DJ EQUIPMENT

If anyone (particularly retired mobile DJ's)?has any old, used DJ equipment that they are willing to part with, I will gladly appreciate it and take it off your hands.? Thanks.

At least he said thank you :)

bestoffreecycle @ 2008-07-22T20:16:00

2008-07-23T01:19:22Z

Wanted: Parts for a camaro 1982-2002
I am needing either a whole camaro or parts for restoration for mine.
I have many things available for trade if you would like. I will pick
up and haul away for you. Thanks Guywantingparts

Now...I'm posting this because I recognize his e-mail address.....and I totally know him. I don't know why on earth he's asking for parts on freecycle....he can afford to buy them. I thought about e-mailing him and saying something...but I didn't.

Yes. It's hot. STFU.

2008-07-23T00:00:10Z

Oh ye gods and little fishes.

Subject: Getting Desperate

I know that I am far from the first and most certainly will not be the
last to post this but I will try anyway. My wife and i need an air
conditioner. We currently have one but it is not doing the job. We
need one that is at least 10,000 BTU preferably bigger than that. I
have a 5,000 BTU to trade if that helps at all. Please let me know as
soon as possible.
Many thanks in advance.

What really sucks is I can't just tell them to effing BUY one. My fiance and I went to Walmart, BJ's, AND Target (in Valley Stream) the other day, and bzzt, nothing in stock. Well, actually, BJ's was closing early for inventory, but Walmart and Target were utterly out of stock, and both stores were so packed with humanity it was terrifying. But geez! Maybe it's because it's eight o'clock in the evening and still 90 degrees, but I'm CRANKY about people asking for free ones! ARGH!

Gimme everything

2008-07-22T19:46:05Z

ISO Anything for a Starter Home **Location ALL of NWA

Could you please help two Army Wives who are putting together their
first homes. We are in need of a dining room table, beds, chairs,
Dressers, towels, linens, sheets, curtains, plates, cooking supplies,
desks...etc... Everything for a house! We appreciate it thank you

-If they are "army wives" that means their husbands have jobs! Not to mention there is a lending pantry on base if they're waiting for their house-hold goods shipment.

Dude. They're rubber bands.

2008-07-22T19:33:36Z

OFFER: Ziplock bag full of rubber bands

Thick sturdy kind of rubber bands that come on my mail and newspapers. I have saved WAY too many. I have 3 Ziplock bags full, one bag per person.

LOOKING FOR: FLAT SCREEN COMPUTER MONITOR

I am a techie who got stuck in the real estate business and I am broke
now due to the state of the economy. I am desperate need of a flat
screen monitor. I don't care what size as long as it is flat and
works. Thank you so much, R

If you're that damn broke, you'll take what you can get and like it.

WANTED: Home For Rent - Please Read

We are in desperate and immediate need of a rental home.
2 Bedroom,
Yard (pet friendly),
and Washer/Dryer hookups are the only things we have to have.
Central Hell (up to $700 a month)
We had signed a 4 month lease with our current landlord after we were told a longer lease would follow, and have just found out that they've already rented our home to someone else. Unfortunately we don't have a legal leg to stand on because we signed a 4 month lease, and were only told "verbally" that we could be put on a longer lease later.
To make a long story short, we have to be out of our un-packed house by the 31st of July and have not found a new place yet. If any of you know of a central Hell rental available immediately that has those 3 things I mentioned above please let me know.
Thank you!!

Well, that does suck. But why are you posting it on freecycle?

I need a swamp cooler...

I am in need of a swamp cooler if you have one please e-mail me as
soon as possible! I live in Goodass Hell

Not during our 'monsoon' season, you don't. And I really doubt most people with swamp coolers are going to give them up especially during the summer with our heat and prices for electric. I wish I had one for the non-humid months.

need household things

Hello i have just moved in to an apt. and i have nothing i have 3 kid
so anything would help out so if you have anything taking up space or
you are not useing i would love to pick up thank you and god bless you

It's at least a partial bingo.

Sat. Day Care

I hope this is permitted on freecycle.
My daughter and her husband have custody of her two grandchildren and both work on Sat. Their daycare recently stopped Sat. daycare but now under new management, they will start again if there is enough demand. This is a great daycare near 666rd Ave/Hell. If anyone is interested, please email me for their telephone number or if anyone know of Sat. daycare in that area, I would appreciate an email about it. Thanks

Why would you think it was, you twit?

Wanted: Att/Cingular Phone

Hey there, I am wanting an ATT/Cingular Phone, I have a nokia camera
phone that i absolutely loved and used it for a very long time even
though the hinges broke and it was hanging by the wires but its
finally gave up, the screen is blank can still call out but cant text,
see whos calling or take pictures anymore, i am using one of the
motorola little black ones from wal mart but i cant get it to work
half the time, if anybody has one they dont need, or use anymore and
has the land line charger, would love a camera but not necessary just
so it works good im at 69th st and e slutfest but will pick up other
area, thanks j

Oh, cry me a river. My two year contract is up next month and I can get a new phone if I choose. Will I freecycle my old phone? Hell no.

Wanted: To borrow a size 16 wedding dress

Hello I am getting married in October and cant really afford a wedding
dress they are sooo expensive I would really like to borrow one I would
get it dry cleaned afterwards and ofcourse leave you some collateral if
needed. Thank you

I guess that would cover the something borrowed bit.

wanted: used t.v

i am in need of a t.v. for a 4 year olds video games..

I am thinking the 4 year old should be out playing so you don't ask for expensive gym equipment or Weight Watchers stuff for it in a few years.

WANTED::NEWBORN DIAPERS

I'M TRYING TO HELP MY DAUGHTER TO GET NEWBORN-SIZE 1 DIAPERS FOR MY
SOON TO BE GRANDAUGHTER. WHOS TO BE BORN ANYDAY NOW..WE ARE LOOKING
FOR PAMPERS & HUGGIES& LUVS.WE WILL NOT BE USING STORE BRAND DIAPERS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA DIAPERS PLEASE LET US KNOW..IF YOU HAVE ANY
OTHER BABY THINGS FOR FREE PLEASE LET US KNOW..

What's that saying about beggers not being choosers? You want name brand? Go buy it yourself.

WANTED: Siberian Cat

My room mate and I would like a cat, however our other room mate is
allergic and we can only get a non allergenic cat. If anyone has a
siberian cat that theyd like to put up for adoption, we'd love to give
it a home! We are college students, so buying a cat like a siberian
cat is expensive, but we can otherwise care for a cat.

You can reach me at 666-555-1234. My name is Stupid.

Thank you!

I don't know anything about Siberian Cats, so googled. They're long haired cats. HTF are they 'non-allergenic'?   http://www.siberiancatworld.com/history.htm   The cat in their headers has really short legs which looks weird to me.   And hmmm - here's a breeder on the hypoallergenic myth: http://www.keittasiberians.com/hypoallergenic.html

WANTED: SOFA OR FUTON DELIVERED TO MY 3RD/4TH GRADE CLASSROOM AT X AND FIRST.

Hi all, I would love to have a clean sofa or futon for the reading corner in
my classroom at Stupid Charter School. I would be extremely grateful to
anyone willing to provide such a generous gift. Thanks so much. Peace, D

At least she's polite about wanting delivery.

Wanted: needed badly, HELP

I recieved some storm damage to my mobile, took off siding and parts of
the roof have lifted, it's all vinyl siding, but the eaves are exposed
and I don't have anything or any way to fix it, it will rain in if it
isnn't fixed. I just need some ideas and maybe some materials to fix it
asap, if anyone is willing to help
I can't climb a ladder and neither can my husband, we have bad knees
and can't climb well.
I maybe can have son come over, if I can reach him , but don't have
anything to fix with.
also, if anyone has some vent covers for a camper, those blew off
ours, and the stableizer legs are bent way out, if anyone has jack
stands or something to help, it would be greatly appriciated. The storm
blew the trailer a good 4 feet from where we had it, it's almost
sideways to the way we had it.
I would greatly appriciate any help.
Thanks

Son has changed his number and moved out of state, I bet.

wanted help with my pc PLEASE

i THINK IT NEEDS TO BE REFORMATTED am not sure it is sev years old,
200gb, cant delte any files   clear up space etc,

I think it's a message from Gawd for you to get off freecycle, get a job and stop whining, begging and asking people to give you every fracking thing in the universe. (This is my #1 most hated freecycler.)
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bestoffreecycle @ 2008-07-22T12:22:00

2008-07-22T19:23:48Z

Offer: set of mixed plates and bowels

Ewwwwwwwww.

I'm offering this thingy and I'm not sure what it is blah blah hehe!

2008-07-22T16:37:52Z

offer: umm metal bins that connect, file paper thing: Purgatory 27th e 8

these bins i think are supposed to connect or something..i dont know..they are silver steel.

i have a 5 slotted smaller size green um what do you call these things...place to put papers, mail whatever..and a large clear plastic one too with 6 slots.. all new just dusty unless i clean it before you get here..thanks

Offer: Organizer deal: Purgatory 27th e 8th s ish

well how many calendar daytimer organizer things can one have..i have a nice..hand held one that is blue and black...not too little not too big...pretty much brand new and everything is there but the pen..it is called Advantage Organizer diary planner
montly..weekly..timewise...lotsa tabs like expenses phone book.goals blah blah...maybe good for a student or a sales person or heck whoever wants to organize theirselves..hehe let me know

Damn- almost a bingo.

2008-07-21T23:47:33Z

Wanted: Free weights & related, & air or water rowing machine.
Monday, July 21, 2008 12:42 PM
From:
"fudflanny" <someone@isp.com>
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To:
freecyclehellville@yahoogroups.com

I am a disabled veteran with spinal, shoulder, and knee injuries. I
have not faired well with the VA dietitian's diet nor the generic
exercise regimes in physical therapy and have gained a lot of weight.
I have found a therapist/trainer who is willing to work with me and
has helped me restore range of motion in my arm and leg but she says I
need better exercise equipment in order to lose the fat/weight. I
still need to lose 110 lbs or at least get the body fat down below 15%
in order to help improve my spinal problems.

If any one has "olympic" free weights and/or any of the machines to
use them on and/or an air or water rowing machine that is collecting
dust or needs minor repairs I would greatly appreciate the opportunity
to put these to good use.

I will need to get a total of over 800lbs in weights, 1 or 2 olympic
bars, plus some pully equipment. I have been able to get ahold of 145
lbs in weights through yard sales, etc. but I still need more and
cannot afford the cost of new equipment. I'm not looking for charity
but would appreciate any help from anyone who might have this stuff
lying around but not in use.

Thank you so much for your consideration.

One of these things is not like the others

2008-07-21T19:55:34Z

Wanted: lawn mower, hedge trimmers, 38 DD bras

If anyone has the following items please email me
hedge trimmers
lawn mower
brassierres in size 38DD