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About July 21st, 2008

08:42 am
[info]angel_smut
[MiddletownNJFC] Wanted-Boys Hockey Equipment -Toms River
Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:10 PM
From: <xxxxxx@comcast.net>

To:
MiddletownNewJersey_Freecycle@yahoogroups.com

My son is entering his 2nd yr in ice hockey and needs new everything!
I really need skates by tomorrow size 3. Not to sure what size for
the rest of the gear. I will travel for it! Thanks



Should it be everyone else's problem he needs new everything? Maybe he shouldn't be going back into ice hockey if you can't replace the stuff that doesn't fit anymore.
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Long Time, No Post 08:43 am
[info]reina_de_h
 There's a new freecycler in town who I think I hate more than wedding gown/hope chest lady.


If I had a desk, I'd be hitting my head on it right now. 09:13 am
[info]inmyownwrite
wanted: a stroller

I have a 43 pound 4 year old son,who gets tired very easy when walking
cause he has weak musles in his trunk and legs. We are going camping
this weekend,and need either a stroller or something to push him in. We
are going on thursday, so please let me know.Thanks in advance.

You know, lady, you could have just said you were looking for a stroller.  Nobody really needs to know your kid's weight and age or why.  Then again, this person always makes fairly long-winded posts, this is actually refreshingly short compared to some.

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OFFER: free full body back rub/ massage 09:27 am
[info]mrpissypuppy
you pick me up we go to you place non sexual woman only i am a 19 male studying to become a massage therapist call 24/7 555-1234

Sorry, it's not Johnny Depp, but it's the best I could do on short notice.  :-D 

I just found the screen name amusing 09:51 am
[info]astaciamorrigen
Offer - Adorable Kittens
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:49 PM
From:
"bagofyummygummyworms" <someone@isp.com>
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freecyclehellville@yahoogroups.com

Most all solid black. One calico.
Will be ready to go in a approx. a week.

Email request for pictures.
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Skorf 01:03 pm
[info]morganna_gaia
All are from the same person.

i have two winter jackets boys 2t red and blue detachable hood by oshkosh the zipper is beoken girls 3t pink wit detachable hood attatchd gloves and skorf the skorf is missing a ball on one side. p/u XXXXXXXXX both have use left after being fixed needs washing

Punctuation is your friend. She has offered these jackets... everyday, sometimes twice a day for the last two weeks.
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01:09 pm
[info]historychick49
Wanted: Riding Lawn Mower!! Myhometown
We are moving and where we are moving to we need a riding mower. If
anyone would like to give us one you can email us at dumbass@badisp.com
or call us at 555-123-4567

Whatever. It's not a totally bad request - but then she posted the following wanted.
No mention of the move! )

One of these things is not like the others 03:51 pm
[info]thryn
Wanted: lawn mower, hedge trimmers, 38 DD bras

If anyone has the following items please email me
hedge trimmers
lawn mower
brassierres in size 38DD

Damn- almost a bingo. 07:46 pm
[info]astaciamorrigen
Wanted: Free weights & related, & air or water rowing machine.
Monday, July 21, 2008 12:42 PM
From:
"fudflanny" <someone@isp.com>
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freecyclehellville@yahoogroups.com

I am a disabled veteran with spinal, shoulder, and knee injuries. I
have not faired well with the VA dietitian's diet nor the generic
exercise regimes in physical therapy and have gained a lot of weight.
I have found a therapist/trainer who is willing to work with me and
has helped me restore range of motion in my arm and leg but she says I
need better exercise equipment in order to lose the fat/weight. I
still need to lose 110 lbs or at least get the body fat down below 15%
in order to help improve my spinal problems.

If any one has "olympic" free weights and/or any of the machines to
use them on and/or an air or water rowing machine that is collecting
dust or needs minor repairs I would greatly appreciate the opportunity
to put these to good use.

I will need to get a total of over 800lbs in weights, 1 or 2 olympic
bars, plus some pully equipment. I have been able to get ahold of 145
lbs in weights through yard sales, etc. but I still need more and
cannot afford the cost of new equipment. I'm not looking for charity
but would appreciate any help from anyone who might have this stuff
lying around but not in use.

Thank you so much for your consideration.
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