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Is That Like Yellow Snow? Jul. 26th, 2008 @ 01:31 pm
[info]angel_smut
 [MiddletownNJFC] Wanted in Keyport ... food processor
Friday, July 25, 2008 9:25 PM
From:
"yumyumyellowsurf" <yumyumyellowsurf@xxxxxxxx.xxx>
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I'm looking for a food processor or even a mini food processor. It doesnt have to be new, pretty, or even name brand just in working order. I am looking to try and save some money by making my own baby food. If anyone has one that they don't use or perhaps you bought a new fancy one I would love to take your old one off your hands. Thank you so much for taking a look!

I don't think there's anything wrong with this post, I just found the name interesting. I'm wondering if yellow surf is anything like yellow snow and if so why the yum yum. It made me giggle.

Birds of a feather lock together. Jul. 26th, 2008 @ 08:40 am
[info]mrpissypuppy
  Offer: central puggle

I have  a male puggle that keeps getting "stuck" to my chihuahua, so I must find him a new home.  He is vry cute and loving.  He obviously gets along with female dogs no problem.  He is also great with my
3children.my name is dumbass.BTW a puggle is a mix between a beagle and a pug.


So desperate! Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 05:01 pm
[info]ericthemage
 Hello freecyclers... theres quite a list but there was a tragedy and were in desperate need @ this hard time.
Any of it helps, thanks a million...

* Boys 6/7 AND boys 10/12 fall/winter clothes.
(4 school this coming year)

* Girls 2t fall/winter clothes

* Toaster (any workable one)

* King bed set ( comforter, sheets, etc..)

* Dark wood coffee table

* A mattress w/ boxspring( or without)...anything for the two boys to sleep on 4 now.

* A working color televison so the boys can play their "so important" video games ;-)

...the hell? Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 10:22 am
[info]kshandra
 From the local offshoot list:

I have a couple dozen boxes of kleenex to donate - first thought is a school but do they give tax receipts?

I'm near 69/666 junction and would like to find a place that needs them, not will just "take them off my hands" but can offer tax receipt. Thanks for input

Good lord & butter, lady - are you that hard up for deductions?

Edited, 10:34: HA! The first response: "Sounds like you're more interested in finacial gain, so just sell them on craigs list for the money."

It's a .... miracle? Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 08:56 am
[info]mrpissypuppy
  wanted- help for school

we are in need of school supplies and or clothes for my 3 children, i have a boy entering 8th, sizes xl shirts and 36 short thats all he wears, a boy going into 5th, sizes 10 to 14 and my girl is going into 1st wearing a 8-10, we need everything, if u can help or know of were i can get it that would b a blessing.  i am on bedrest so anything would b appreciated especially if ur close to peanut and walnut. with a 16 mo old and a miracle of another on the way, it makes it very hard right now finacially, we do not get assistance from any agencies for food or anyting and really need the help right now, please let me know if u can help us in anyway, god bless xxxx
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» (No Subject)
This is awesome.

Wanted: CAR
In need of a car me and my finca are stuck in Placeville and are trying to go home in Pine Bulff

I had to leave PB in there, because really, Bulff? Finca? Free car rather than calling a cab or a friend? HOW ARE THEY POSTING TO THE INTERNET IF THEY'RE STUCK? I mean maybe they mean stuck as in been there a few weeks crashing with friends, but there isn't much excuse for this...
Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
» I moved and have a backlog of stupid in my inbox!
OFFER: 60 Foot Tall Walnut Tree

The tree is in a fenced in yard and needs to be cut down. It is close to the fence and hangs partly over the neighbors garage. It would have to be taken down in pieces. The trunk is straight and clean and about 20 feet before it branches out.

I see, too cheap to call a tree service company, eh?
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Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 01:34 pm
» Fund My Festival!
I am looking for the big white wedding tents with sides. If you are wanting
to get rid of them I need them in June 2009. I am only looking for two. I run
a bluegrass festival every year and do not wish to pay hundreds of dollars to
rent them. Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks, Some Moron

I'm assuming she means those giant tents that most people rent for outdoor wedding receptions. If people actually buy them, they most likely have a use for them other than the reception.
Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 09:05 am
» Thok want woman
wanted working washer good shape

family wants working washer theres
broke dont work any more wanted badly
family of 6 wants working washer


I hear you saying that there's a family...and their washing machine no longer functions. Is this what you're trying to communicate?
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:39 pm
» Free[expensiveelectronics]Cycle
Wanted: PDA in SW Gotham

Looking for a pda to replace my broken one. Will take a palm or any other
kind, I am hoping for it be newer, due to work. Had a T5 before, so would
love that, if possible.

Will pick up anywhere in Gotham or Metropolis Counties.

Thanks in advance!

Wow. Do you think I should write a Freecycle Wanted post saying "Looking for an iphone. 3G if possible. Maybe can use a Blackberry"? Because that is clearly how it works.

(I just checked on eBay -- a Palm Tungsten T5 goes for $110-$130 there.)
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:57 pm
» Bingo?
I know this is a long shot, but, I thought I would give it a try... I
have 2 teenage kids and 2 toddlers and we'd love to all go camping
together... We are looking for one that is in decent condition, I am
not a handy person... We would greatly appreciate one if you have one
that you are not using and you would like to see someone appreciate it
and give it a great home...


Thanks for considering us.. :o)


GOD BLESS

No mental illnesses or diseases or disabilities though...

EDIT: they want a pop-up trailer.
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:51 pm
» Awesome
WANT: 12foot porch awning? catfood? 1995up Voyager/Caravan w/3literV6,overdrive? 1992+ ford6 cargovan bargain w/overdrive? Bargain scooter zuma/Ruckus/etc w/title? Waterproof $10? fitted minivan COVER? 10x10.5 linoleum? Toyo 205/70R15 Ultra800 radial? 2-155or165/80R13 Goodyear Vectors?


I just boggled for about 5 minutes over this one
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 01:40 pm
» Nice combo!
Offer: Rags,enema Eastside

Offer: I have old towels that could be used for rags.

I also have an enema sealed new in package,Walgreens brand.



Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 01:14 pm
» freeredecoratemykidsroomcycle
[MiddletownNJFC] wanted: girls bedroom stuff near Middletown
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 3:08 PM
From:<xxxxxx@yahoo.com>
To:
MiddletownNewJersey_Freecycle@yahoogroups.com

Hello!
I am still in need of some curtains. I need 4 panels. White sheer or
hot pink? Valances or roman shade ok too.
Area rug: hot pink or almost any bright color (clean please)
2 bean bag chairs hot pink or any bright color
twin duvet: polka dot maybe? Must match lime green
I have included a picture of the girls room decor under pictures if you
think you may have something... .
Thanks for looking...

People really do use the term "need" loosely, don't they? Makes me want to smack them upside the head with the reality stick. You NEED food. You NEED shelter. You NEED basic clothing...well I guess not because nudists do without. You WANT everything else.
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 07:01 am
» Wow.
offer   FORD F150 TRUCK  yes it runs

i do not want this any more. you can thank my wife for that. this will not likely go to the first response. im not looking for sob stories.just the truth. thank you


Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:34 am
» From the same person:
OFFER: Coke Bottles, (name of town)

I have 22 old style coke bottles that can be used as decorations or vases/centerpieces. They are only about two years old, but they are the glass kind with the old style. Our truck does not pick up glass for recycling.

Not so bad, huh? Immediately followed by these two:

WANTED: Push mower

WANTED: 27 inch TV working‏

That's just too funny.
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:48 am
» Wanted: COMPUTER for charity


SURE... 




Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 09:33 pm
» (No Subject)
Wanted: Parts for a camaro 1982-2002
I am needing either a whole camaro or parts for restoration for mine.
I have many things available for trade if you would like. I will pick
up and haul away for you. Thanks Guywantingparts

Now...I'm posting this because I recognize his e-mail address.....and I totally know him. I don't know why on earth he's asking for parts on freecycle....he can afford to buy them. I thought about e-mailing him and saying something...but I didn't.
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:16 pm
» Yes. It's hot. STFU.
Oh ye gods and little fishes.

Subject: Getting Desperate

I know that I am far from the first and most certainly will not be the
last to post this but I will try anyway. My wife and i need an air
conditioner. We currently have one but it is not doing the job. We
need one that is at least 10,000 BTU preferably bigger than that. I
have a 5,000 BTU to trade if that helps at all. Please let me know as
soon as possible.
Many thanks in advance.

What really sucks is I can't just tell them to effing BUY one. My fiance and I went to Walmart, BJ's, AND Target (in Valley Stream) the other day, and bzzt, nothing in stock. Well, actually, BJ's was closing early for inventory, but Walmart and Target were utterly out of stock, and both stores were so packed with humanity it was terrifying. But geez! Maybe it's because it's eight o'clock in the evening and still 90 degrees, but I'm CRANKY about people asking for free ones! ARGH!
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 07:55 pm
» Gimme everything
ISO Anything for a Starter Home **Location ALL of NWA

Could you please help two Army Wives who are putting together their
first homes. We are in need of a dining room table, beds, chairs,
Dressers, towels, linens, sheets, curtains, plates, cooking supplies,
desks...etc... Everything for a house! We appreciate it thank you

-If they are "army wives" that means their husbands have jobs! Not to mention there is a lending pantry on base if they're waiting for their house-hold goods shipment.
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 02:36 pm
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