Wolfgang ([info]wolfiekins) wrote in [info]bestmeatsawards,
@ 2007-08-04 02:28:00
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Entry tags:august 2007 challenge, mod post, totally smutty bestmeats challenge

MOD POST: AUGUST CHALLENGE: "The Totally Smutty BestMeats Epilogue Thingo"
Howdy, purveyors of Best Mates Pr0n! Your pernicious Pooba here, with an deliciously debauched Challenge that will hopefully satisfy our appetites for some post-Deathly Hallows Ron/Harry smut!






Our Challenge:

    - You will re-write the Epilogue to Deathly Hallows, or add to it, or ignore it completely...the choice is yours! But for our Challenge, not only must it be slashy, it must also be smutty! You know, sexy. Hot. With lots of Ron/Harry nakedness.
    - Your story must take place during and/or after the Epilogue in DH. Please be sure to warn for SPOILERS!
    - Your story must be rated R or NC-17.
    - Minimum length of 1,000 words, no maximum, although, your story must be able to fit in a single LJ post. All posts must be behind our friend, the LJ cut...
    - The main pairing must be Ron/Harry, of course, and they MUST get it on in the fic. If other pairings are included in your story, please make note of them appropriately.
    - All submissions should be beta read.
    - Please link back to this post in the summary of your story, ie, "The Totally Smutty BestMeats Epilogue Challenge"...
    - If you have already posted a fic for the Epilogue Challenge on [info]harry_and_ron, you may submit a continuation of that story here, as long as it's smut and the boys get down and dirty!
    - Pimping of your story, this comm, and the Challenge is absolutely encouraged. We're small potatoes here!
    - You must be a member of [info]bestmeatsawards to post a story.
    - Art is so encouraged as well!
    - Fics must be posted to this community by Sunday, August 19th. You may cross-post your fic to [info]harry_and_ron and your own journal or fic journal, but we'd like it if you didn't post elsewhere until after August 26th, 2007.
    - There will be some shiny banners for all! How's that for a tantalizing prize? Not to mention the undying adulation you'll receive for sharing some tasty R/H porn for everyone to wallow in!

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[info]rickey_a
2007-08-04 03:19 pm UTC (link)
oooooo

the little hamster in my head just got on the wheel and is giving me all sorts of dirty thoughts
I may just have to play this game...

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-04 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, watch that sucker run!

Can't wait to see your submission!

Woot!

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Epilogue written the right way
[info]koshweasley
2007-08-04 03:48 pm UTC (link)
What a great idea. And I have been pushing something around in my head so now I have somewhere to post it, once it's written. Alas, I'm running out of time.

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Re: Epilogue written the right way
[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-04 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Well, let's get that smut outta your head and out in the open where we can ALL enjoy it, yeah?

*grins*

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Re: Epilogue written the right way
[info]pghpatronus
2007-08-04 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Get typing dude!

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[info]strickens_girl
2007-08-04 07:04 pm UTC (link)
I love this idea! And your icon is all kinds of hotness. *stares*

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-04 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Heh! That is a lovely icon, even if it's not really Ron & Harry...it's a couple of the guys from THE STROKES, I believe...which is VERY fitting!

Can't wait to see your submission!

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[info]strickens_girl
2007-08-07 03:44 am UTC (link)
I just got a tasty idea based on your icon. *giggles* This should be fun!!

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[info]pghpatronus
2007-08-04 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Awesome! I can't wait!

*headdesk*
I SHOULD have offered this a LONG time ago. If you need any help here with the community, please let me know! I'll do anything you ask!

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-04 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I just might take you up on that when it comes time to do the poll thingo...

I'll do anything you ask!

*grins*

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[info]maple_mahogany
2007-08-04 08:44 pm UTC (link)
If you have already posted a fic for the Epilogue Challenge on harry_and_ron, you may submit a continuation of that story here, as long as it's smut and the boys get down and dirty!


Hmmm *ponders*

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-04 09:50 pm UTC (link)
*grins hopefully*

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[info]pghpatronus
2007-08-04 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Hmmmmmm...[info]maple_mahogany is pondering. That means great Harry/Ron lovin' to come I'm sure.

*with a hopeful look, sits at maple's feet as she types*

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[info]earth_dragon
2007-08-04 11:38 pm UTC (link)
the ONE thing i have not been able to spin a SINGLE idea for.

i'm hopeless.

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Our muses love to wreak havoc with us, don't they? You've got plenty of time...I'm sure you'll come up with something awesome!

*grins*

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[info]ronshouseelf
2007-08-05 12:43 am UTC (link)
Hey what a great site, I just found you. I will definately have to share my work here too. I have to ask you. Does anybody know any communities where you can just talk about this ship?? There are always places to post fan fic but what if you just want to talk about their relationship and things like that! And if there isn't one, is anybody interested in starting up a community for it?

thanks.

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-05 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh, thank you! By all means, please share your BestMates smut! And hopefully we'll see a submission for the challenge, yeah? *grins hopefully*

And no, I'm not aware of a comm for just chatting or discussing Harry and Ron...sounds like a great idea, though!

I'm overloaded with comms as it is, but I'd certainly do my best to support/pimp one if you started it!

Cheers!

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[info]ronshouseelf
2007-08-06 12:17 am UTC (link)
Oh cool well thanks for your support in this! I find myself looking everywhere for Ron/Harry communities, but like I say most are just for fan-fic.. The shippers I know chat back and forth at our Rupert site in the forums, but it would be nice to talk more with other shippers too!! So I'll let you know when I start it. Oh yeah and I'm working on a Ron/Harry piece right now. I'll be sure to share it here!!

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-06 12:49 am UTC (link)
Super! It's all good!

Woot!

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[info]oldenuf2nb
2007-08-05 04:31 am UTC (link)
I don't usually write Harry/Ron, but I may have to give it a try here. *...is intrigued....*

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm thrilled you're giving this a go! Can't wait to see your story! And thanks to [info]brumeux77, you can actually SEE the template for your story link.

*headdesk*

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[info]oldenuf2nb
2007-08-05 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I'm going to show myself completely computer illiterate here, but when the story is completed and posted, under cut, at our LJ, how do we let you know about it? Do we post at bestmeatsawards? Sorry to be so backward...

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-05 09:44 pm UTC (link)
No worries at all!

You can simply just copy and paste the whole thing on BestMeats.

Or, if you'd like to keep the story on your journal and not post multiple copies of it everywhere, you can just post the story header/summary on BestMeats, and link back to the story posted on your journal. Just make sure the post on your journal is public.

Instead of the lj-cut for the story, here's what the link coding would look like:

Story Title

Once you've posted on your journal, just copy the URL in the navigation bar of your browser in between the quotes (there'll be some number where the question marks are, but the rest should look very similar...the is for boldface), type in the actual title, and viola!

Hope this helps!

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[info]brumeux77
2007-08-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Looks like Wolfie got carried away and actually coded the link correctly; which doesn't show you what it should look like. Here it is again, except you need to replace [ and ] with < and >.

[a href="http://odlenuf2nb.livejournal.com/?????.html"]Story Title[/a]

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-05 10:47 pm UTC (link)
*sigh*

Sometimes I don't know why I get out of bed in the morning...

Thanks, mate!

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[info]thrihyrne
2007-08-07 12:17 pm UTC (link)
Not to be a complete doofus, but I want to play, but I'm confused by these two:
- You will re-write the Epilogue to Deathly Hallows, or add to it, or ignore it completely...the choice is yours!
- Your story must take place during and/or after the Epilogue in DH. Please be sure to warn for SPOILERS!

So if I'm ignoring JKR's Epilogue, I should write it at the same time period, ie: 19 years later? Or can it simply be post-DH and EWE genre and still qualify? In other words, can the epilogue entry here be any time post-DH or should it correspond with JKR's epilogue, time-wise? I'm really not trying to be a smarty pants, I just need to know as part of the challenge, what you're looking for before I start writing my smut and decide how much (sexy) touches of grey hair they might have. :)

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-07 12:30 pm UTC (link)
can it be post-DH and EWE genre and still qualify

Yes it can.

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[info]thrihyrne
2007-08-07 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, sweetie!! :)

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[info]thrihyrne
2007-08-07 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Sorry for forgetting the last italics mark, there. ::headdesk:: More coffee!!

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-07 12:31 pm UTC (link)
no worries

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RonsHouseElf
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2007-08-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh man now I want to do this. So there's enough time?? I don't know shoot lol. I need to find myself a new beta, but this is a good challenge!!

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Re: RonsHouseElf
[info]ronshouseelf
2007-08-07 05:27 pm UTC (link)
OMG I'm a dork that was me. Anyway...

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Re: RonsHouseElf
[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-09 05:36 pm UTC (link)
No worries!! Plenty of time to get the boys together!

Woot!

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[info]capitu
2007-08-09 06:41 pm UTC (link)
ohh! i have time to write a sequel of my original!!!! yum!

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[info]wolfiekins
2007-08-10 06:12 am UTC (link)
Alright! That's so awesome! The more best mates the better! Woot!

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