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Cuz what's cooler than a community named after a Spanish soap opera?

Created on 2004-07-29 23:34:02 (#4001361), last updated 2007-03-27

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Name:Kiss.Me.Fool
Membership:Open
Posting Access:All Members
About



That's right, folks. The great Adrien has passed the torch onto new management, Jaser and I. I, by the way, am Jimbo, now that you ask. Jaser and I will not be so lenient with the incoming applicants, in fact we're going to be using that torch that Adrien passed unto us for a brand new initiation ritual involving... okay, maybe not. Anyway, here's the rules.

//Rules for applicants\\
1. Lyk Omg!!! Lyk, yr so funny 4 real!!! <--If you ever talk like that, we'll ban you no questions asked. Poor grammar is something that makes you look bad and is a burden to us, so spare us and learn to write.
2. Post I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts as the subject line so we know you read the rules.
3. Be yourself. This may be a community for you or it may not be, but in order to determine that, you need to be who you really are.
4. Don't let your feelings get hurt. We're not as bitchy as we seem, but we can be.
5. Don't argue with the members or mods. If we don't like you, we don't like you. If you're rude, we will ban you.
6. If we accept you, it means we like you (or ya got lucky), so be friendly! We're good people.
7. Lj-cut is your friend. Use it. If you don't know how, look it up.
8. If there is something that you don't understand, look it up. Don't waste our time with you being an incompetent boob. Most people have a problem with the word "Euthanasia" (as in, they don't know what it means), so I'm going to be nice and simply tell you.

Euthanasia (noun): the act of permitting the death of hopelessly sick or injured individuals (as persons or domestic animals) in a relatively painless way for reasons of mercy.

9. Wait until you've been stamped to make a post other than your application. If you choose to ignore this rule, we will warn you the first time and delete your post. If you do it again, we will ban you.
10. Don't ask when you'll be stamped. That'll just piss us off. One of us will stamp you within 3 days. Be patient.
11. The opinion section is IMPORTANT. We're not really basing this on your looks, but it is nice to know who we're talking to. Answer the questions with some foundation and depth. Otherwise [info]jimbo_muffins will get mad.
12. No fucking posting links to pictures. No one wants to go through the trouble. If you can't post a picture directly into the application, don't apply.
13. Write a fucking haiku. If you do not write one, Jimbo will utilize the Chopsticks of Doom and you will suffer. Serious, it's not that fucking hard. Three lines, five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables, pure grooviness. So fucking do one! Christ on a crutch...

//Rules for members\\
1. Post! And post often. Pictures, stories, anything cool that you wanna share.
2. If you have a long entry or pictures, post behind an lj-cut.
3. Put "stamped" somewhere in the subject line so we won't delete your post.
4. Be our friends because we like you.
5. State what you really think of people. Don't be too harsh, though. Unless they really deserve it.
6. Put your vote in the subject line or bold it, so we can tally easier.
7. Promote! It's up to you to keep this community afloat.
8. You can promote other communities here, just limit it to one community a day per person.
9. If, for some reason, you post nude photos, use an lj-cut and a warning. Just in case someone stumbles across it and mama can see.

DO NOT POST OR COMMENT IF YOU ARE NOT A STAMPED MEMBER

.::APPLICATION::.
BASICS
[X]Name:
[X]Age:
[X]Gender:
[X]Location:
[X]How you heard about us:

Post at least 2 clear shots of your face, but no more than 5. Also, no nude photos in your app.

CRAZY CATEGORY
[X]Nine things you couldn't live without and why (excluding the basic air, water, food, shelter, etc.)
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[X]Seven greatest bands of all time.
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[X]Five coolest movies ever made.
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[X]Three most important qualities in a person and why.
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[X]Most important person in history and why.
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OPINIONS ON...
[X]War:
[X]Abortion:
[X]Iraq:
[X]Death Penalty:
[X]Religion:
[X]Euthanasia (animal and human):
[X]Gay Marriage:

RANDOM
[X]Favorite ice cream flavor?
[X]Tell a joke:
[X]Write a fucking haiku. Pronto:
[X]What's most important to you?
[X]Tell us about your future:
[X]If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
[X] Promote us somewhere. Now prove it.
[X] Post a picture that embodies you and would convince us to let you in.

STAMPS...




Accepted/Rejected List Here

PROMO BANNER...

courtesy of [info]jaser

YOUR LOVELY MODS...


Jimbo Muffins, the Harbringer of Doom.
[info]jimbo_muffins


Jaser the Great.
[info]jaser


Danielle
[info]midnight_d


Kryss
[info]moonlightwaltz


Lara
[info]hopeyourehappy

And now, give all your love, admiration, and respect to...

Adrien
[info]god_hates_creed
THE FOUNDER!!! Not so active anymore, but respect the Adrien or you'll get some boomstick.


The wall of shame...
BANNED!
[info]emoboy04
[info]babii_gi
[info]zer0skat3r
[info]dreamsdecayed
[info]doesurmomkno
[info]rita_sins_4_fun
[info]xmadlyxradx
[info]_gr1int3rupted
[info]w0mpa0ne
[info]__best_mistake
[info]lvdavolcomstone
[info]courtney_kills
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