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Saturday, July 4th, 2009
2:20 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Check Cashier's Scam Hello How are you doing, this is a awareness to let the public know that we have a job opening for the position of Accounts Receivable/Payable Clerk at (ANDREW ARTIST LIMITED). Would you like to work from your home and get paid weekly? (ANDREW ARTIST) specialize in serving the entire countries and a growing export market, particularly in the supplies of selected Paints including Paints and Arts deco ratings. ABOUT US: Our Company, Our Vision, Values, Mission and Operating Principles have been developed to reflect not only our day-to-day work on our core business. Strategies are to guide us through the challenges and opportunities that come with global expansion and rapidly changing markets. Visit our website for details: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.html Job Description Your primary task for now, as a representative of the company is to Coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items. They order for. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through, Cashier Check, Poster Money Order. Based on the amount involves we have decided to open this new contract-to-hire job position for solving this problem. Your First Primary task (Collection of Payments): 1. Payment will be issued in form of Cashier Check, check or Poster Money Order to your name and send to your address by our customers. 2. You must be checking your email every day to know when payment has been sent or Wired by our clients. 3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to, you'll have a lot of free time doing another job, because this job is part time, you'll get good income ($500usd weekly). But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We will consider your application if you satisfy our requirements and we are sure you will be an earnest assistant till we start Running our branch office in your state. Get back to us with below information so that we can add your mailing address to our Regional database and forward it to our customers. EMPLOYMENT FORM Reference No: - LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05 Batch No: R4/A313/2-60 Full name:.................................... Address (not p.o.box): .................................... City: ................................... State: .................................... Zip: ................................... Country: .................................... Home Phone: .................................... Cell Phone: .................................... Email: .................................... Gender: .................................... Age: .................................... Profession: .................................... Nationality: .................................... Thanks for Your Total Understanding I wait your full details ASAP, (Job Processing Unit) Payments Instructor ANDREW WOODS ARTIST United Kingdom, Jerry Thomson Email: jerrythomson@hushmail.com Website: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.html (Comment on this)
12:12 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Stupid, stupid, stupid. Dear Webmail User, We regret to announce to you that we will be making some vital maintainance on our Webmail system. During this process you might have login problems in signing into your Online account, to prevent this, you will have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this notification. To confirm and to keep your account active during and after this maintenance process, please reply to this message with the below account information. Failure to do this might result to a permanent deactivation of your user account from our database to enable us create more spaces for new users and to also reduce spam input. Confirm Your Account Details Webmail Email ID: Email Password: Date of birth: Your account shall remain active after you must have successfully confirmed your account details. Thanks for bearing with us. Webmail Support Team. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
11:22 am [cartoonmayhem]	Wow. Free luggage. How mighty white of them. From: Mr. Lawal Olu Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana Dear Sir, I know this letter will come to you as a surprise because you do not know me before; my name is Mr. Lawal Olu, Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana. During the airlift of some presidential luggage's to Europe I and my colleagues in the above department unanimously decided to include additional luggage containing US$4.8Million only for our own benefit though it was labeled "Photographic Equipment" for security reasons. I am obliged to contact you to assist us on getting the luggage cleared from the agent and delivered to you. As we have agreed on the following tames. (1) All relevant documents to claim the luggage will be procure in your name to enable the agent deliver the luggage to your mailing address. (2) You will be entitled to a share of 25% of the total amount. (3) 5% of the total amount will be set aside for expenses on both sides. (4) 70% of the total amount will be for my colleagues and me. If this business terms and conditions are ok by you, kindly contact me on this mail address, also, furnish me with your full names, mailing address and your personal telephone / fax numbers, for easier communication for immediate forwarding to the agent in Europe. Note that this business is 100% risk free, as all relevant documents to back up the claim will be procure on your name, however we advice you to keep the entire transaction close to yourself until you received the luggage. For security reasons other modalities will be discussed as soon as you response to me. Yours Faithfully (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
10:05 am [cartoonmayhem]	The Same Last Name As Mine Scam I have noticed a dramatic decrease in scamspams lately. I wonder if the law is cracking down on them. That being said, I got this one this morning.  Hello My name is DAVID WILLIAM . I am an attorney, working with the reputable legal firm - Hogarth Chambers in London, United Kingdom. I am contacting you because you share the same last name with my late client, He was a personal client of mine and I managed all his legal affairs.  As of today, I stand as a true custodian to the cash deposit which he made in a Finance Firm outside the United Kingdom. I am faced with the task of getting someone who can stand as his beneficiary, who can be permitted to claim the fund.  The amount deposited is $US12Million and the Finance Firm is ready to release the money to whoever I present as the true fund beneficiary and next-of-kin to my late client because my late client accorded me with a Letter of Authority(PowerofAttorney)duly endorsed in the British High Court of Justice when he made the deposit, to act on his behalf in times of his absence and inability to act and I was his legal advising counsellor on the deposit and other issues.  The Finance Firm where my client deposited the fund currently demands that I quickly provide a beneficiary for the fund because the deposit duration has expired and needs a renewal or withdrawal from their company otherwise it will be handed over to the government.This is the reason that I decided to contact and do this deal with you so that we can get the money out whether you are truly related to my late client or not.  If you feel we can sign out the funds together quickly send me your names in full, your contact address, your contact telephone number and I will get back to you with details of the transaction.  Regards,  DAVID WILLIAM B.Sc, Dip Law Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
12:33 pm [mdyesowitch]	They want to steal your money, but we want to help you get your money ( Uh...yeah.... ) My two favorite bits are the part where OTHER people are trying to steal your money, and we're trying to help you recover it (by stealing it. Good plan!) and the yahoo.com address. That really sells it. Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 28th, 2009
2:46 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Stop Reading The Tabloids This one was a very standard "I'm the last survivor of some terrible war or whatthefuckever and it would have been shitcanned like the thousands of others I get a year, except the the name at the end The Nicole Smith tagline. Somebody reads too much of The National Enquirer Beloved Friend in the Lord Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year, I prayed and got your e-mail from your country's pagebook which I have been going through since the death of my late husband in search of a God fearing person to whom I will entrust my inheritance fund to his or her hand that will not betray my intention.  I am Mrs. Nichole Smith from Switzerland, I am 42 years old, suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that I may not live so long, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.  Meanwhile, I was brought up from a motherless babies home as an orphan, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a plan crash, and before his death we were true believers. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry and sold all my inherited belongings and deposited the sum of Ten million U.S dollars (US$10.M) in the bank. Presently, this money is still with the bank, and the manager of the bank just wrote me of recently to come forward to receive the money. For keeping it so long will amount of loosing it, or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody of my choice to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over to them because of my illness or consider the money be confisticated.  However, I'm with my laptop on my hospital bed here in Switzerland where I has been undergoing treatment for my cancer of the lungs. It is my best wish to see that this money is invested to any charitable organization of your choice, and use part of it to promote Christianity, Islam and as well as distributing each year among the widows, less privileges, orphanages and the motherless babies home across your country. I want you as God-fearing person  to assuring me that you will utilize this funds accordingly as I stated herein without deviating from my heart desire. I took this decision, before I rest in peace due to what I gone through during my days of up bringing as an orphan with motherless babies home. As soon as I receive your reply with your INFORMATION, I shall give you the contact of the bank where I deposited this fund to enable you contact them on the matter and most importantly, I will also issue you my letter of authorization that will prove you as the beneficiary of my fund through my new lawyer Mr. Gary Neville. For your interest and readiness to carry out this divine project on my behalf, get back to me immediately on: mrsnicholesmith@gmail.com Thanks for understanding while hoping  to receive your immediate reply. Yours beloved Sister in the Lord, MRS. NICHOLE SMITH (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
1:02 pm [cartoonmayhem]	I left the spacing intact to let you see how clumsy this one was Are you tired of Seeking Loans and Mortgages,have you Been Turned down constantly By your banks and Other Financial Institutions, We give out loans to all categories of people, firms, companies, schools,churches,industries etc. we give out loans at very cheap and moderate rates, We are trusted,reliable and dynamic. Any interested persons should fill the form below and send it to our email down below. Email: henryajalaloaninvestments1@gmail.com Name:.................................................. Country:.................................................. Address:................................................. Phone number:........................................... Current place of work:................................... Loan amount needed:.............................. Loan duration................................... Monthly income:.............................. Email address:....................................... Thanks for your patronage   Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Friday, March 13th, 2009
3:00 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Really bad one  Attention to the Beneficiary. With reference of the information received from United Nations,African Union and the Paris Club in respect of your out standing funds which has been delayed as a result of your inability to meet up with the payment which you were asked to pay and compounded by you, by still dealing with none officials which you suppose to be dealing with. It is very sad that uptil now you have not recieve your funds and now we want to inform you that all these Financial organizations and the Ministry of Finance here, have re-negotiated and agreed after their general meetings with the above mentioned organizations and has agreed that Central Bank Benin, will issue you ( ATM Master Express Credit Card WorldWide).worth ($1.9MUSD)  'NOTE' that this arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank, United Nations,African Unions and Paris Club after their meeting with the Minister of Finance for the settlement of your contracts/Inheritance paymennt inorder to redeem the bad image of Arican nations,You will now recieve your funds without any interfference or delay from all these fraudsters."NOTE" that with this arrangement, it will be processed and send over to you which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world as the central Bank are inter_swicthed all over the world,but the maximum is($5,500 ) per day. The Master Express Credit Card was contracted and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE. So,therefore as a result of the incoming end of the season account reconciliation /external auditing for the end of March 2009, which has brought this mandatory solution concerning the immediate release of your funds through these means (ATM) So,you are advised to get in touch with the (Africa Compliance ATM Credit Card Claims officer incharge below) and also to assist in the documentation and processing of your ATM FILE by filling the form below. Full names:..... Address:....... Country....... Zip Code:.... Sex: ...... Age: ..... Marital status:..... Occupation/Position:...... Scann copy of any of your identification:...... Tel/House /private: ..... I Mr/Mrs.;.. hereby declared  that, all the above information produced by me are true. Be advised, that you will be required to pay the sum of $139 for administrative, processing and handling charges.  .................... Contact Person,Dr.Jacobs Ngogo. Atm Processing & Claim Department. Tel:+229 -931-387-18 Email:  processing_depart11@inMail24.com OR cbb_atm_depart@windowslive.com ........................ We would also like to advised you in your own interest to put a STOP to any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid complicating matters in receiving your payment. And because of scam impostors, we hereby issued you the code of ethics,which is (Atm-585) Pls.,indicate this code when contacting the officer as the beneficiary. Sincerely yours In service. Sign By; Ms.Ann Morris. Executive Secretary. United Nations/ African Unions. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
6:22 pm [cartoonmayhem]	This was a really clumsy attempt. Spacing just how it was sent.  My Dear, My name is Destiny Duru i work with the Financial Bank of Benin,herein Benin Republic as a Manager in(Telex/Computer Section) .I am incharge of all payment into foreign bank account.I will help you ifyou will not deny me after i helped you. As i was going through the computer in the morning ,i saw your nameand your unpaid inheritance Cheque Payment which has been kept forquite long times now uncashed/unpaid due to some outstanding feesyou need to offset before your Cheque could be delivered toyou,though this your payment was sometime discussed with ourDirector,but this information i want to give to you now,do notdiscuss it with our Director as i will not be happy if you do and iwill abandon it as soon as you inform him about this development. You see despite that your Draft has expired, i am ready to creditthis your money into your bank account just of Free Of Charge(FOC)since i am in charge here, i am given you 100% Assurance that ican do this for you, but on the ground that you will give me 5% ofthe total sum IMMEDIATELY this fund is credited into your accountjust as soon as the credit is effected , i will cover up everytracing point about this fund so that no one could trace or find outabout this fund again. You know this thing i am embarking on is some how illegal, but iwant to take the risk so that i will make some money to establishgood business out there.Please if the above sugestion is ok by you,do reply me immediately i will inform you about the next step.Notethat the Hard Disc for all foreign payments is only one and there isno way i can use the same Disc to credit your account to avoid anytrace and on that ground you will have to buy a Hard Disc in yourcountry and send to me so that i will transmit all your file into itand later use it to credit your account.You don't need to spendmoney any more before you receive your money except the Hard Discyou will buy and send to me. I would have asked you to send money to buy it here in africa, butfor the fact that it will be cheaper in your country than here,hence i wanted you to buy it there and send it to me.The name of theHard Disc is (TIAC.U12 HDD) and please do not buy any one made intaiwan, the best is the one made in England ok please take note, andwhat is needed is just one Hard Disc only to execute this transaction either the small size or the big size any one among themcan serve ok. This Hard Disc is used for crediting of an account, only use in thebank and financial houses . Just buy it and send it to me immediately so that before the next48hrs the job will be completed. Thanking you in advance for your understanding. Yours sincerely, Destiny Duru (FINANCIAL BANK OF BENIN) PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO  REPLY ME ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:(officialstation1@gmail.com) ONLY. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Friday, March 6th, 2009
3:35 pm [cartoonmayhem]	I Received 3 of these in various forms in one day The ole Bank Draft Phishing Scam. This one was the most amusing of the 3.  International Certified Bank Draft Cheque. Contact UNITED COURIER SERVICE Greetings To You My Dear Friend!!! I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $750,000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with UNITED COURIER COMPANY, West Africa , I traveled out of the country for an 8 Months Course and I will not come back till end of this year. What you have to do now is to contact the UNITED COURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance Premium and Clearance Certificate Fee. The only money you will send to the UNITED COURIER COMPANY to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($85.00USD) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $85.00USDollars.I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will Contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the UNITED COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your Draft with the following information. Your Full Name:......................... Your Mailing Address:................ Your Telephone Number:...................... and ask them for there payment information so that you can send them there $85.00usd for the delivery do not forget the Company do not delivery on COD mode so have that in mind. Contact information bellow: UNITED COURIER SERVICE Contact Person: Mr. Samuel Brown Telephone: +234-807-909-2358 Email: unitedcourier@universia.com.br Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your delivery address and Direct Telephone numbers to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $85.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. Yours Faithfully, Mr. McDonald Hook N/B:ENDEAVOR TO CONTACT HIM WITH YOUR CURRENT DELIVERY ADDRESS TO AVOID WRONG DELIVERY... Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Friday, February 27th, 2009
1:48 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Gaslight Central  Hello Sir/Madam, How are you today? I hope this email meets you in a perfect condition. I am  using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished  transaction and transfer of the international bank draft Check to you from the  bank, am sorry for presenting and using someone else in your name to get this  transaction successful. Due to logistic reasons and your inconsistence to the  other best known to you. Right now, I want to inform you that I have  successfully cleared the bank draft Check funds through someone else account  who was capable of assisting me in this great venture that have been over and  successful. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at the  course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you  with the sum of $1,500,000 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State of  America Dollars). I have authorized Mr. James Douglas where I deposited the  money with to issue you international certified bank draft, cashable Check at  your bank or any where as choice felt. My dear friend I will like you to  contact Mr. James Douglas for the collection of this international certified  bank draft. His name and contact address is as follows: Mr. James Douglas Email: jdoug1@bizhat.com Phone Num: +23470-3533-6938 Contact Mr. James Douglas, at the moment I’m very busy here in the United  Kingdom because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are  having at hand in London. Finally remember that I have forwarded instructions  to Mr. James Douglas on your behalf to send the bank draft Check of $1,500,000  (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Of America Dollars) to you as  soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this  token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Thanks God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon as soon as  you've getting my compensation and please do not get angry because that is what  I have for now till I finish my project. Best Regards. Mrs. Stella Thomas. ------------------------------------------------- This mail sent through IMP: http://horde.org/imp/ (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
10:09 pm [cartoonmayhem]	OMG WTF MWAAAHAHAHAAAAH!  I NEED YOUR HELP. I am  Miss.Llilian_Enuko, I have a profiling amount of $7.5 Million Dollars deposited with A BANK HERE IN  ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE, I write to solicit for your partnership towards the transfer of the above quoted funds into your designated bank account for the purpose of investment in your country or any part of the globe. This is a legitimate business. I will give you details upon the receipt of your response. 1) YOUR FULL NAME: ___________________________ 2) YOUR ADDRESS:_______________________________ 3) YOUR TEL NUMBER:________________________ 4) YOUR FAX NUMBER: __________________________ 5) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of Residence:_____________________ 6) YOUR Age:__________________________ Regards, Ms. Llilian_Enuko.. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
10:38 am [cartoonmayhem]	The Real EBay Does Not Use GMail Accounts  Good Day! An Internet pioneer, eBay, is about to celebrate it's 10-th anniversary! Finally, after 10 years of waiting, the secret of making money has been leaked and it is now available to a limited number of interested people, who want to start their own online business and earn a really great income each month, without troubling for their future anymore. What we are offering is listed below: - Learn how to get started on eBay - How to list your items for a maximum exposure - How to get the highest prices for your auctions - How to leverage the eBay marketplace for BIG profits - How to find more than 10,000 products to sell - How to use other tools like Google and Yahoo to drive more sales All of these are perfectly explained in the Free eBayCash System, that we are happy to give you for FREE only this time! Get Your Free Trial Kit Now as the Supplies are LIMITED! To join this system and start making money online, send us a reply to 13277ignacio.fiorentini@gmail.com so we can send you back more information on how to apply and receive your Free Trial Kit! You cannot loose anything - You can ONLY WIN! Try the FREE Kit of the eBay CashFlow System Now! Respectfully Yours, eBay Profit Machine, Manager Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
11:27 am [cartoonmayhem]	The ole Widows and Orphans one  Greetings Dear Beloved, I'm Victoria Taylor   PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named person. I am married to Dr. Donald Taylor A LIBERIAN but I'm now in Nigerian General HOSPITAL taking treatment for my sickness, who worked with U.S embassy in LIBERIAN for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for twenty years without a child, my husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home because of the love both of us share.   When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.5 Million (Eight Million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with A Bank Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve SECURITY COMPANY Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next five months due to my cancer problems.   Though what disturbs me most is my stroke .Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian or muslim individual That will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church or individual that will use this fund on, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.   I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information, such as your full name, your full address, with telephone and fax number to my lawyer so that he will contact you as the legal owner of my fund before the bank will be transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country.   I will also issue you a letter of a authority that will back you up as the real next of kin and the original- beneficiary of my fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd,you will also promise me that you will not seat on the fund when it gets into your bank account. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.     Remain blessed. Yours in Christ, Mrs Victoria Taylor Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
1:33 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Oh, sure. And I'm a flying spaghetti monster.  This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds (GBP 250,000) for 2009 Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO AWARDS & HOTMAIL/WINDOWS LIVE.You are requested to contact Mail:yahoomsnaward@onlineclaimsdept.co.uk  To file claims, Details Required for Verification: 1. Full Name 2. Address 3. Country 4. Age 5. Gender 6. Direct Tel To The Reference Agent Mr Paul Williams (Reference Officer) E-mail:yahoomsnaward@onlineclaimsdept.co.uk Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
1:37 pm [cartoonmayhem]	This is hilarious, considering I don't even live in U.S.  Greetings. My name is Dr Bill Christopher, I am an Oncologist by profession, i work for major hospitals around the US, I came across your email address through surfing the internet affiliated with the US chamber of Commerce.  My late Grandmother was a puppy breeder, She died about 4 months ago and she left a Female English Bulldog and a Female Maltese before she died. One of the Female puppy recently had a litter 3 puppies. They are so adorable,but due to my job as an Oncologist  it does not give me the proper time to take good care of these babies, I would have loved to take care of them myself but due to the nature of my job, i almost do not  have time for my self,   So i am currently after finding for them a  caring & loving parent, who would take good care of them and are willing to adopt, if you are genuinely intrested in having one or more of them , please do feel free to email  me immediately,for more details and information. Dr Bill Christopher. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
12:49 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Yes, I won the lottery by God's Will or some Happy Horsesh*t  FedEx Nigeria Head Office  70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos . Tel 011-234-802-616-4048.  Attention! Attention !! Attention !!!                                                                                                   CLAIM NOTIFICATION.  This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) $850,000.00 dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data's mention below:  1. Your Name  2.Address  3.Telephone  The above requested information's will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, cheque or draft. Anyway, your cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address.  FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by  lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/one year.  Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria? and the internal revenue office as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel's to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel's from the nicon insurance company and internal revenue office.  We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $ 850,000:00 dollars is among the 24 parcel's listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despite that we lost your private residential address's, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address, telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail  (fedex_dispatchuni@hotmail.com )  Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that's the fiduciary agent still owns this company the sum of  $150 before incident occurs. Note this fee is not just for delivery but with the stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by recovering back your parcel. So dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor.  Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be via western union money transfer with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week only, as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good God have for you by favoring you with his favor because it was God who did it not by your power but by the favour of God.  We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor.  And also the FedEx Courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil plans.  FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.  BELOW IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION FOR THE DELIVERY/STAMP DUTY FEE: Receivers Name: Okpalefe Ekemena Senders Name: Your Name  Text Question: In God we trust?  Answer: Amen Amount: $150  Location; Lagos Nigeria.  MTCN Number. . ......... Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number for we to fully proceed on your delivery  FedEx is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years,  we've grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as FedEx that's  bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me: Tel: +011-234-802-616-4048.   WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.  YOURS AFFECTIONATLY.  MRS. JESSICA WILFRED.  Tel +234-802-616-4048.   FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR. Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 21st, 2009
4:17 pm [azalynn]	Today's absurdity.... From my inbox. Subject line: Give your wife happiness!! The infection.. Message: "Kill all the problems that cloud your sense of life ,. [deleted spamalicious URL] his fogy? his as parabola recognize. Not it businessman insurrection. Or spaghetti do gravestone. An onus." (My brain is struggling desperately to form a mental image of all that!) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
5:58 am [cartoonmayhem]	What gives this away is the return E-mail address From:  Barr. Teddy Williams <jessica.hagman@bredband.net> Subject: CONTACT ME WITH (teddywchambers33@yahoo.com.hk) Date: March 2, 2010 7:33:11 AM GMT-05:00 Reply-To: teddywchambers33@yahoo.com.hk I am Barr. Teddy Williams. Is my duty to inform you that you are beneficiary of Engr. Jurgan Krugger (USD$30,100.000.00) WILL. Kindly contact me for more details. This is a particularly badly done scamspam, don't you think? Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Friday, February 20th, 2009
2:05 pm [cartoonmayhem]	Sorry, but the Spanish at the bottom is a dead giveaway  TOYOTA CAR PROMOTION DEPARTMENT TOYOTA MOTOR SALES,UNITED KINGDOM, INC. 2 LANSDOWNE ROW, BERKELEY SQUARE LONDON, W1J 6H, UNITED KINGDOM Congratulation Dear Lottery Winner,      YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON THE FEBRUARY 2009 TOYOTA PRIZE AWARD This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £600,000.00 (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds)and a brand new toyota car (2009 Toyota camry) International programs held Febuary 19TH 2009 in the London Uk as our car sales promotion. You can view our website to view your car (www.toyota.com/camry/index.html) The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Toyota car Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators(IAGR). This promotional car lottery is the tenth of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our accredited Prize fiduciary Agent as stated below: MR.ROBERT MOON TOYOTA CAR PROMOTION DEPARTMENT 2 LANSDOWNE ROW, BERKELEY SQUARE LONDON, W1J 6H, UNITED KINGDOM Email:  fiduciarymoondept@live.com Phone Number: +44703-190-8701              +44703-193-4886 When contacting him, please provide him with your {secret pin TY7448500 and your reference number 799BV90}.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible: CLAIMS REQURIEMENTS: 1.Name in Full 2.Address 3.Nationality 4.Age 5.Sex 6.Occupation 7Phone/Fax 8.Present Country GET IN TOUCH WITH THE PRIZE FIDUCIARY CLAIMS AGENT THROUGH HIS PRIVATE EMAIL:  fiduciarymoondept@live.com If you do not contact the claims agent within {10} working days of this notification,your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim(IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner. Accept my hearty congratulations once again! Regards Mr. William P Wood Lottery Manager. ---------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program. --  Este mensaje ha sido analizado por MailScanner en busca de virus y otros contenidos peligrosos, y se considera que está limpio. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)