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User:bad_sex (560293)
Confessions of The Inadequate (or Partners of The Inadequate)
The Kind of Prose That Makes Our Members Purple
Name:The Confessors
Website:Bad Sex Stories
About:If you have requested membership to [info]bad_sex and have been rejected, or are intending to request membership, note that your profile must state your birth year under the 'birthdate' section, and you must be 18 to play. Membership requests are reviewed by moderators, and failure to include a birth year in this field (or inclusion of a birth year that indicates you are underage) will result in a rejection of your request. Further, if your posts on [info]bad_sex indicate somehow that you are still underage, you may be removed from the community.

About [info]bad_sex
Have you ever been a one-minute man? Partner of a one minute man? Have you ever been with someone with terrible personal hygiene, a completely false sense of how good they were, or a screamer with a completely inappropriate idea of what makes for good porn talk? If so, we'd love to hear about it. This community is your chance to share your horrible sexual experiences with a group of fairly like minded perverts. Feel free to rant about whatever terrible things your exes or currents did to you in bed (or on the staircase, or in the mopsink at McDonald's...). Or, confess the terrible things you've done in bed, or about how that one time you and your gerbil were sharing an intimate moment when the Canadian curling team came in and really ruined the moment. All bad sex related material is welcome within this journal.

Maintainers
The community is maintained by [info]insafemode (on lead vocals), [info]lazywriterbum (lead guitar, and background vocals), [info]proman (drums, and percussion), [info]xx_kitty_kat_xx (bass, keyboards, and occasionally rhythm guitar).

Community rules
1. This is NOT a community for people to ask about how to get the girl/the guy/the goldfish/the meatsicle to love them back. There are plenty of other communities to ask advice for. Occasional sex-related questions are ok, but it's much safer to ask for advice in [info]sex_tips. Keeping in mind that the members here are known for having BAD sex, their advice is probably not going to be helpful.

2. Don't write off-topic posts. You may not post "Which carebear are you" type quizzes, or memes about the 100 things you want to do before you die. People posting quizzes, completely off-topic posts, iPod scams, spam, or anything that violates the LiveJournal TOS will be banned no questions asked, no apologies accepted. This is an open community with more than 12,000 members. The mods do not have time to deal with drama, they're too busy trying to clean come out of their hair before the vicar comes over.

3. If you have been involved in rape, molestation, or anything of the sort that could put you or anyone else away for a long time, then don't post it here. This community is just for fun, and it's isn't fun to read about things like that. We don't want to trigger people, and frankly, these posts ARE off-topic. If we see a post like this, it will be deleted and the poster will be banned from the community immediately.

4. Other things that aren't fun? Grammar nazis. This community is not based on grammar, spelling, punctuation, or anything of that nature. Members are NOT to correct another's grammar, or spelling, or punctuation, or anything of that nature. It will result in a banning. It doesn't matter how offensive your eyes find the line "l337 iz ur |\/|@|\/|@", skip it. Don't like their paragraph structure or choice of font? Skip it.

5. Don't like something in the community? Contact [info]insafemode, the resident Lord Mod God, or one of the other mods/minions ([info]proman, [info]lazywriterbum, and [info]xx_kitty_kat_xx), to see what can be done about it. Do not tell other people in the community what you want the rules to be. There are thousands of people here, and they all have different opinions.

6. If you don't like certain types of entries, skip them. Trolling, harassing, obsessing over grammar, disallowing comments on an entry, screening comments on an entry, deleting comments on an entry, declaring yourself mod, posting your feelings about why good sex stories shouldn't be allowed or whatever, will result in banning. This is a community for bad sex stories. That's all it is. An LJ community. It is definitely not a snark community. It is not real life. It is not worth having a brain hemorrhage over.

7. And because people don't seem to hear this the first time: Again, if you have an issue, tell a mod. Otherwise, calm down, have some kava tea. Better yet, masturbate somewhere where you might get caught so you can post about it later.

8. Though all our content is generally explicit to one degree or another, and posts are set to be auto-locked, we ask that if posting explicit pictures or videos, you place the content UNDER an lj-cut and indicate that it is NSFW (not safe for work). While it's easy to goof off in the office and read bad_sex from a distance without getting trouble, it's a lot easier to get busted if a co-worker walks past your cubicle and can see big shining breasts illuminating your screen.

9. The sharing of the contents of a locked post (as all [info]bad_sex posts are) in any other community will result in a banning. Further, encouraging people to join the community for the purposes of snarking a locked post may also result in a banning.
Memories:111 entries
Interests:69: advice, anal sex, back rubs, bad advice, bad sex, bad sex stories, birth control, bisexuality, bitching, biting, butt plugs, celibacy, cheating, cock rings, compersion, condoms, contraceptives, dildoes, doggy style, erotica, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, faked orgasms, female condoms, first times, flavored condoms, forced celibacy, fornication, fugly, gays, hairy backs, homosexuality, involuntary erections, kinky, kinky sex, lesbians, lying, masturbation, open relationships, oral sex, orgasms, orgies, ow that hurts, penis enlargers, polyamorous, porn, pregnancy, premature ejaculation, public displays of affection, s&m, secrets, semen, sex, sex positions, sex stories, sex toys, sleazy, sluthood, slutty, spit or swallow, spontaneous orgasms, straights, swingers, swinging, the "little shudder" story, threesomes, vaginal sex, vibrators, virgins
Maintainers:4: insafemode, lazywriterbum, proman, xx_kitty_kat_xx
Members:12884: View Members.
Account type:Basic Account

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