Disdainful Soul ([info]disdainful_soul) wrote in [info]bad_rpers_suck,
@ 2007-11-03 20:24:00
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Gather round for another session of Tales from the HP Uni Game of Fail! For previous tales of the HP Uni Game of Fail check out this comment. :)

The HP Uni Game of Fail was my second RPG ever, and I hadn't been RPing long at all. Fortunately, I was literate and had a pretty decent grasp of rules - people who spoke to me thought I had been rping for a long time. Awesomesauce.

So some of my friends and I had an idea. Two of us thought it would be cool to play identical twins. Someone else wished they could join in, and we ended up with trips. Our one male friend wanted in on it, too, and he ended up playing the poor stressed out and harassed older brother. Really, who wouldn't be stressed out having to look after not one, but three baby sisters?

So we plotted out characters' family - middle class, Jewish Canadians, parents decided to give their son a baby brother or sister, but ended up with trips... - chose PBs, discussed the relationships etc. and ended up with a very solid base. Meanwhile, we registered our characters, went through the posting processes, and posted our bios.

But unlike the epilogue of Deathly Hallows, all was not well.

I got online the next morning (boo, timezones and sleep) and was immediately pounced upon by the player of the youngest triplet. She was furious, and she immediately let me know why.

Less than twelve hours after we had registered our characters - never mind actually revealed what they were about - there appeared a set of triplets (who had an older brother). All played by this one player, known for her love of anything "exotic", failure to write coherently, and for mass-deletions of her bad stereotypes. She had made a set of triplets, and it was hard not to feel as though she had intended to "improve" on our own - where ours were nice-looking, hers were described as being stunning. Where ours were bright, hers with claimed to be geniuses. Where ours were comfortable and didn't have to worry about money too much (they were still on scholarships though, because hey, triplets + uni != cheap), hers were richer than God.

After much ranting to each other, older brother decided to fire off a PM to the head mod. We didn't expect too much because head mod (HM) and exotic triplets player (ETP) were bestest friends OMG. So we worded the PM asking HM if ETP had mentioned anything about triplets before we presented the game with ours, and just mentioning that we felt it was a little too close for comfort, having a set of triplets (whose personalities even corresponded with each of our triplets!) appear not even a day after ours did.

Well...

HM PMed us back, angry that we would dare suggest such a thing. And that since ETP was known for deleting characters all the time, all we had to do was wait for ETP to delete those too. Furthermore, since HM had to deal with people copying one of her characters (this character, by the way, was the obvious stock character of "sexually empowered woman with no other personality trait whatsoever"), we had to put up with it too.

Never mind that, as the mod, HM could have done something about it. Especially since the rules stated that copying was not allowed and all.

Eventually ETP did delete her triplets, but the fun had gone quickly from our family.

And now there's another set of triplets + older brother. But they're all teenage assassins. For real.




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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 07:59 am UTC (link)
... fucking gross. what the shit.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:20 am UTC (link)
Yeah. One of many stories. ETP not only would create blatant exotic stereotypes, but would chase down every single non-white character she could.

One of my chars is a pretty young black (well, mostly - she's got some white in her from her mother) woman. She's outgoing, vivacious, sexy and has a wicked sense of humour. She's fun to play and people have said they like to play with her.

When I saw ETP had come back from an extended leave of absence, my first comment to [info]lenisvox was, "How long before ETP goes after [my girl]?" I had a PM the next morning asking if [my girl] would RP with one of her ETP's chars. When I suggested that another of my characters might be better suited to the plot she had suggested (which was true - my girl would have sucked at that plot, and I did have several who would have been better) ETP got upset and insisted that she should play with my girl.

Another one of my chars, again black, had three open threads. ETP replied to all of them with her army, and begged me for more. I hate saying that it's because my chars in these cases were non-white and "exotic", but... other people commented on it too. And on the occasion she did choose to thread with my white chars, she'd immediately exoticise any feature that she could. Like one of my girls' long hair.

I need to write out the "she's a tame lion - don't be scared!" story.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:23 am UTC (link)
... She is so. fucking. gross.

It makes me want to tear out her insides just to see wtf she is on.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:27 am UTC (link)
I remember once (or twice?) she got really upset when I corrected her on her spelling of "New Zealand" - it's where I live, and she was playing a (blatantly offensive and incorrect) character from NZ. She kept spelling it "New-Zealand", and I politely informed her that there was no hyphen.

She immediately went off on me for correcting her, saying that there was a hyphen in the French.

Uh, ETP? You're RPing in English and your character really should know how to spell their own country's name.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:50 am UTC (link)
.. -_______- Lynch please.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:54 am UTC (link)
I remember one of ETP's characters had a tame white lion who walked around the school leashless. ETP was actually confused as to why my character was freaking out and begging ETP's char to not let the animal attack her.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:55 am UTC (link)
............................................ fucking shit. wtf. >:|

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 09:02 am UTC (link)
Yeah.

One of the players had, in their character's family, a tame pet black unicorn that happily allowed men to ride it.

We decided that it was a horse with a horn Spellotaped on it. And ever since that day, any uncanon sights were met with a collective "ZOMGWTFBLACKUNICORN?!" from us all.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 09:28 am UTC (link)
............. :( w. t. f. THIS IS SO RETARDED. Someone needs to be shot.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 09:32 am UTC (link)
Yes, and yes.

AND THE LIST GOES ON!

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[info]girl_starfish
2007-11-03 06:20 pm UTC (link)
There's no hyphen in the french! It's Nouvelle Zealande, isn't it? Granted its been ages since I did Bursary French, but having introduced myself as neo zealandais (sans accents because I'm not entirely sure how to do them on this keyboard) for all of my secondary schooling, I'm pretty sure I would remember any hyphens.

So yes, ETP = wtf.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-04 02:34 am UTC (link)
She was apparently French-Canadian, and I don't speak French - I took NCEA German.

She apparently spent her earlier years (until teens) in an English-speaking environment, but her English was still crap. Didn't understand the concept of "th". You could always find her by words that were supposed to have a "th" missing the "h" - through became trough, etc.

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[info]girl_starfish
2007-11-04 02:38 am UTC (link)
I suppose it could be a dialect thing or my faulty memory -- nope, googled and my memory is at fault. I suppose its lucky I never needed to use my French!

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:23 am UTC (link)
Honestly, this is just fucking crap.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:23 am UTC (link)
No like seriously.

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[info]regimentation
2007-11-03 08:24 am UTC (link)
Let's go tie her up and punch her about.

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[info]rose_minja
2007-11-03 08:13 am UTC (link)
What in the seven hells...

Teenage assassins. In an HP game.

Can you say 'yaright'? Sure you can. I bet you can even spell it.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:20 am UTC (link)
They all went to a special assassin school!

Where they learned to kill people with tea.

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[info]rose_minja
2007-11-03 08:27 am UTC (link)
With tea. Yeah.

Meanwhile, this random guy carrying a wand walks up, casts a poison-detecting spell on the tea, then curses them both into oblivion and back.

I like this plan. Hmm. Too bad I can't implement it; sounds like a job for an Auror.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:29 am UTC (link)
Our ex-Auror professor is PBed by David Bowie! We need to summon the BowieProf - his sheer BowieAwesomeness will totally destroy assassinnoobs. :)

Bowie > all.

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[info]rose_minja
2007-11-03 08:32 am UTC (link)
Indeed!

Seriously though? This sounds like someone's plot to take down a character they don't like. Probably because of OOC issues.

I recommend banination.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-03 08:40 am UTC (link)
Sadly, all this stuff happened at the HP Uni Game of Fail, where no bannings occured.

Oh wait. One did. One of the few good players, who was banned for "copying" the game system and stealing psycho mod's hard work. Banned player was actually teaching someone how to really use InvisionFree because another player wanted to leave and start their own.

Player that wanted to start their own game returned to Game of Fail, is still there, and has actually got her character in a relationship with one of psycho mod's male character - the space of the female partner vacated when helpful player was banned.

InvisionFreeNoob had wanted to bring over some wholly original ideas from Game of Fail, and Banned Player was the one to say "no, that's their idea, we're not taking that". Go figure.

I need to talk to [info]lenisvox and co. and write up a cast list for this game. So many crazy people.

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[info]rose_minja
2007-11-03 12:39 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like.

I'm actually mildly surprised that it was an Invision board. I see so few of those here lately that I have to wonder if there -are- any decent ones left.

The case you're highlighting is not filling me with hope.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-04 02:20 am UTC (link)
Well, the game we refugees (yes, we actually call ourselves that) fled to was on InvisionFree, but we quickly decided to move to my own hosting. So now our characters can actually swear and make crude jokes and stuff.

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[info]lenisvox
2007-11-04 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Bowieprof would be all over those assassins like [Game of fail]'s security system should have been all over Mr. "I can has cruciatus curse in teh basement no?".

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-05 08:57 am UTC (link)
Now I am imagining Am speaking like a cat macro. That's what we need to do. Have a "macro the PBs" thread contest thingy. Pat would win. :D

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[info]ryttu3k
2007-11-03 08:23 am UTC (link)
WHAT is with all the teenage assassins?!

(I feel faintly ashamed - a friend and I play thirteen-year-old twins, albeit fraternal and brother and sister, who are quite pretty, bright and wealthy Purebloods - but they at least have character development ;_;)

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[info]wenelda
2007-11-03 08:28 am UTC (link)
are they assassins? 'cause if not, i think you're safe.

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[info]ryttu3k
2007-11-03 08:53 am UTC (link)
No, but Petra has a pretty good deathglare when Alex is being a dick! (Which happens, erm, a lot XD)

If you want to check them out, I play Alex and my friend plays Petra.

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[info]mothwing
2007-11-03 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh. My. God. I HATE mods who put their OOC friendships before board related stuff. I hope you find another game to play your triplet characters. Whoa. Triplets with an actual plan. And a background. And players planning before they play. Whoa. Pretty much unheard of in my game. Whoa.

But I'm curious about the university game. Where is it?

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[info]mothwing
2007-11-03 12:04 pm UTC (link)
That is, if you don't mind linking it. :)

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-04 02:12 am UTC (link)
Well, the triplets died a long time ago, and I'm only occasionally in touch with youngest triplet and older brother (I am currently deciding on code names for all those involved :D), and I haven't spoken to other triplet for a year. But with all this discussion I'm wanting to play trips again. :(

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[info]hodgy_thesock
2007-11-03 07:32 pm UTC (link)
LOL at the BFFz and the GM story. I have seen this happen in my game, too, and it's not even Harry Potter! It is, however, populated by shitty 20-somethings who act like they're 13 and have BFFz over the intranets. :P

Bawwww. I am sorry for you, and your awesome-sounding triplets.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-04 02:28 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry too.

In this case Psycho Admin and Pals are generally 19+, with most in their 20s.

Those with the highest post counts in the 17+ locked forums were 14/15. :(

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[info]adrianalazarey
2007-11-04 08:37 am UTC (link)
A little off topic, but every time I read one of these about the HP Uni Game of Fail I feel myself wanting to run from TNG and join Wydan.

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[info]disdainful_soul
2007-11-04 08:47 am UTC (link)
Heh. One of our newer members (who did not know of our connection to HP Game of Fail) had apparently looked over Game of Fail and decided it was too far out for her. She seemed especially glad when we mentioned a few things.

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