This girl has been on here before, but there are new pictures that MUST be posted!



She blames her leg on her lack of correct footwear...yeah.

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I put this one up because it looks wierd (let me know if it's not bad riding) the really bad pic isn't actually riding, they're waving a blanket and standing up at the same time - to prove she's bombproof, i guess.. but they listed her temperament as 5?


one more, because i can't figure out an lj cut

I'm new here, and I don't know much about jumping, but it looks like she's just standing up to me.. is this wrong? O.o

the mare is advertised as a world calibar morgan hunter jumper..  think they mean caliber lol

Lower leg fail but the horse sure is a cutie!


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Looks like this girl is gunna take a pretty good nose dive!


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This just makes me sick!

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Shorten those stirrups why don't ya!!!
http://www.horseville.com/photos/main/199075.jpg

OH LORD!!! This pic is just so bad that I can't even point out what is wrong with it!! I can't decide whether it is bad_riding, bad horse, or bad saddle fit. Maybe all three! You decide.

there are lots more entertaining videos on their youtube acct.

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What's your opinion on this? I can't decide between a serious oops moment, an inexperienced/unbalanced horse being pushed beyond his capabilities, bad footing or bad riding. What does everyone on here think about it?

I'm back from Kentucky! Boy, it was fun =D I got to see the Horse Park!

Here's todays daily dose!

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This was a 4th of July celebration show in my area... Thankfully I was working the Appaloosa National and Youth World Show.


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Let's start out slow here.

You remember that idiot-girl with the "FIXED EFFECTs eq. critique video!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, she entered an eq. contest on youtube. And lost. HAH!

But I found this through that contest video. This is one of the people who one the first round. *cough* One thing I cannot stand is when people make their horse move at the speed of turtle. I don't care if your sitting the trot or you've taken away your stirrups. It's easier to learn how to sit the gait when the horse is moving at a regular pace!
And plus, this girl looks like she's balanced on the front of her pelvis. Perchy-tippy-fall-on-facey-and-get-what-you-DESERVE. Typical hunter... Stop perching, and stop tipping before the jump! People always wonder why they go flying over their horse's head when he refuses or ducks away.



More slooooooowwww-poooooookkkkeeee. Should you talk like that too?


This girl is a complete retard. This video she made is just stupid.
I'm not a huge fan of arabians myself, but really in truly. First, can't she learn to spell? Id take people more seriously if the didn't use chatspeak and a bazillion exclamation marks... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGLEEam i smrt yyet???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Plus, half of those pictures aren't even TBs.
And the way she said (and I quote) "ARAIBIANS Are the worst jumpers! just look!"
1st Pic: Bad_riding. Stupid child either got a bad moment, or she guessed her distance, got a long spot, horse saved her ass by jumping up, but she has a terrible jumping position anyways.
2nd Pic: Free Jumping. That horse actually has gorgeous form, I mean, those knees are lovely. Sorry if most horses prefer to hang their head nice and relaxed when there's no bit in their mouth!
3rd Pic: Gosh-o-golly, what's wrong with that? It's not a perfect-breeding-stud-worthy jump, but it's a functionable-learn-to-jump type of form.
4th Pic: Not terrible either, just another functionable-learn-to-jump type of form.

And 3:36-2:04, lots of fail there. Butt-kick legs, bad releases, and "OShinyPenny" faces.
2:51, 'nother leg fail.
3:12, That's just... awkard? I don't know much about X-Country (Just starting it myself :P), but... feet going through the stirrups, aand pulling on that horse's face? It's probably a bad moment, but still, of all pictures...

If you are going to make a video like this, don't just roll in the insult wagon, along with the fail wagon!

Firstly here is an example of a fairly poor horse for sale picture- what do you think?!!

I found these other little gems the other day. Sorry if I missed them being posted in the past, hope I haven't.

This is the bad driving one- good horse tho!:

http://www.maniacworld.com/Horse-on-Auto-Pilot.html

This is the bad riding one- possibly. I keep watching this and I am torn between it being a complete misunderstanding between horse and rider leading to a bit of a disaster, or the rider going forward and giving the horse the signal to jump at the wrong time. I'm not an experienced jumper so this is one I'd like to put to a vote and ask for your opinions on-

http://www.maniacworld.com/horse-rider-body-slam.html

Finally can I just put this one in cos it's so cute?! Awwww factor!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Surprise-Guest-Through-the-Pet-Flap.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevll6nDzpE&NR=1

So of course at it again with the " I TAUGHT MY HORSE TO REAR!!"  Now I'm hoping just hoping that the camera is angled weird and she's not doing it on a hill.

Can someone please explain the point of doing this, as clearly I'm missing it?
Never mind the bad riding.

It was a seriously off day for me and the horse, but the pictures are a scream. LOL reference my profile pic for proof that I'm not ALWAYS this bad, but I manage to do a good 'twisty leg syndrome', some pommel sitting, some duck arms, some serious hitting my horse in the mouth/back AND I fall off!
(Really....I wasn't trying to get myself on the blog!)

http://www.fairfieldphoto.com/photocart/index.php?do=photocart&viewGallery=17108

That could end very, very badly, no?