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Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
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7:29 pm - Worst Fruits Basket crossover EVER!!!!!
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firemikokagome
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Story Or Series Title:"Searching"
Fandoms Mangled: Fruits Basket and Inuyasha(Coincidentally 2 of my 3 main fandoms)
Culprit Author's Name:Ichigo Mirai
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom):Kagome and Sesshomaru
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Sesshomaru/Kagome It seems this author has an obsession with this pairing as almost all her fics deal with them.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened):This author was browsing through FB/IN crossovers *cough bad ones cough* and got this OMFG BRLLIANT TWUUU CUTTE IDEA!!!!!111111
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Hmm actually I'd say this is the fic's only redeeming quality.
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| Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
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9:46 pm - Harry The Ninja? o__O
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sandwhich_chan
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Story Or Series Title:Maijustu Potter
Fandoms Mangled: Harry Potter / Naruto
Culprit Author's Name:Tenkai of Chaos
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Sadly all of them have been horribly disfigured and mutated.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): For now it seems no one.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): It was spawned in the darkest part of the human mind *Is gagging of stage*
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): The spelling is alright, but the metaphors are getting quite annoying.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof) : None.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( This is worse than Mpregs! )
current mood:  blah
current music: Dir En Grey
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| Friday, April 27th, 2007
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6:22 pm
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kate_chan91
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Hi, first post... If anything HTML-y goes wrong, blame me; I've never done this before...
Story Title:Matt's excellent adventures book 1 bad wolf (I wouldn't call it excellent)
Fandoms Mangled: At the time of this writing: Angelina Ballerina, Arthur, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Cyberchase, Magic School Bus, and Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (OMFG NO. Just... NO.)
Culprit Author's Name: matt0044 (Self-insert much?)
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): (Takes out clipboard) Let's see... Oh... Just about everyone. Jesus, even when I wrote an Arthur fanfic where Arthur and Buster found a drinking game (HEY! I was 13!), they still pretty much acted IC.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): None that I know of so far.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened):I believe what the author wrote on his very profile says it all:
"My stories are about a evil organization known as the wolf clan plotting to get rid of cartoon tv shows. A boy named Matt finds a phone box that can travel through time and space. He travels from show to show foiling the wolf clans plans."
I am not kidding. And looking at the list of cartoons he plans to/has already raped, it looks like there is a lot more of this crap to come from him in the near future. (EDIT: I realized recently he also ripped off the TARDIS from Doctor Who, which resembles a police box on the outside (among other things). Now this guy needs to burn...)
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Absolutely none whatsofrackingever. Not only is the spelling and grammar a nightmare, but it's also written in really crappy script format. The samples I put in are nothing. Oy.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): He knows where the series being raped are located... Does that count?
This guy is a true childhood killer. Magic School Bus, Arthur, and Sagwa were (and still are) some great shows from when I was young. I also have a friend that still watches Cyberchase as well. By doing this, he has earned himself all the flaming and MSTing he deserves. I still can't believe this is serious... (dies from the horribleness)
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current mood:  sore
current music: Dani California- Red Hot Chili Peppers
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| Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
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5:22 pm - What!
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| Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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2:53 am - Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Battlestar Galactica, and the Universe asks "Why?"
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malganis
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Hello, first post here. I'm a big Battlestar Galactica fan, and I was looking around for any Pegasus-centric fics on the 'Net. What do I find, but this...
Story Or Series Title: A Love Beyond The Stars--In the Beginning
Fandoms Mangled: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Battlestar Galactica (the new series).
Culprit Author's Name:
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Virtually the entire character roster of Buffy, from what I can deduce (I've never watched that show, unfortunately). There's not a demon, vampire, or witch in sight (except for the one 'witch' that's the result of a spelling error), but there are plenty of Viper pilors and random officers who have the names of Buffy characters.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Lieutenant Willow 'Red' Rosenberg/Tara Maclay.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): It... it just did. Sunnydale's on Caprica, apparently.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Riddled with spelling and homonym errors, such as where for were and witch for which.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): Well, she knows Willow's gay, but then, I know that. I'm just still wondering why this whole song-and-dance crossover was necessary.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: "'Red'? Came Chief Tyrol's voice true the intercom.
"Yes chief?"
"Xander and Cally are in the airlock with a team right now. We have you down in no time."
"I really appreciate that chief", Willow assured him. So Xander would come to help her out. Good old Xander Harris.
Both born and raised in Sunnydale, a suburb to Caprica's ever growing planetary capital of Caprica City, they had been friends since they where swollen infants.
I really don't know what the author is trying to get at with the 'swollen infants' line, since it crops up later on in the story. And given the mental images it produces, I don't think I want to know, either.
current mood:  good
current music: Mr. Mister-- "The Tube"
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| Thursday, December 1st, 2005
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5:14 pm - My...my.....my.....fandoms....
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lishia20
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It hurts! IT HURTS!
Story Or Series Title: Legend of Symphonia
Fandoms Mangled: Legend of Zelda and Tales of Symphonia
Desian Moblin Author's Name: devilgod45
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Uh....all of them.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): None, currently.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Just DID. Nm, wait, it's one of Lloyd's crazy dreams.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): ....I weep.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): ....I don't know WHAT to put, really. Claims he's played all of the games, but....
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( lolIamLloydIwillhelpu! )
There's more, like Lloyd gets saved by Link, Ganondorf appears and kills Link and Pwns Lloyd, then Lloyd wakes up from his crazy dream and there's a chapter about some half-elf girl.
I NEED HUG.
current mood:  WTF is this?!
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| Sunday, September 25th, 2005
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9:01 pm - Argh.
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experienced
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Hello there, first timer Aelita reporting. Nice to meet you all. 8D Today's awful crossover is Sly Cooper and the Fantastic Four. And I kid you not: Sly Cooper, and the Fantastic Four..
Story Or Series Title: Fantastic4
Fandoms Mangled: Sly Cooper and Fantastic Four.
Culprit Author's Name: Thunder Thrasher Unleashed
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Clockwerk ["Let's adopt Dr. Doom's personality!"], Murray ["Clockwerk? No, I haven't FUCKING FOUGHT HIM THREE TIMES, please tell me about him!], Sly [I know his character can be a little flirtatious, but COME ON.] and just about every other Sly Cooper character. Why, oh why...
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): None that I can see [It looks like it's going to be another Sly/Carmelita one.]
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): The Sly characters just magicly adopt the last names of the Fantastic Four, their pasts [Including all their love lives.], and their powers, with no fucking connection to the videogame at all.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): You will see the horror soon enough. However, I believe it deserves some extra hatred for using a mixture of script format and correct writing.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): They seemed to have watched the movie religiously so they could completely rip it off, but have no ideas on Sly Cooper. "Sly Cooper? WTF's that?" Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( The text block isn't good for the eyes.. )
A moment of silence for my fandom, if you please.
current mood: chipper
current music: "Brother, My Brother" - Blessed Union of Souls
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| Saturday, June 25th, 2005
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9:53 pm
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dizzy_dragon
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Story Or Series Title:Hey, this isn't Tortuga! And that's not a violin!
Fandoms Mangled: Pirates of the Carribbean and Peter Pan
Culprit Author's Name:Andromeda Silver
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Mr. Smee, Cap. Hook, Jack Sparrow, and Will Turner
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom):no one
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Will was navigating and got lost
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling):
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): It is very short, but how does one get from the Carribean to a place like Never land simply by getting lost? no logic in that. I mean, dosn't It take wendy and her brothers less than a night to get there from London by flying? You'd think a Jack or Will would have noticed that they were off course.
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| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
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10:55 pm
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| Saturday, May 28th, 2005
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6:35 pm
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sorachang
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My friend found this on GAFF, so i'm not the first person to spork this. I hope i did okay, i've never posted here or posted a Sue fic (sporked) in any other community.
Story Or Series Title: Unworldly
Fandoms Mangled: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Star Wars *Sharpens sporks*
CulpritAuthor's Name: Buffster3000
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Everyone who appears in AotC is warped. Mainly Buffy, Padme and Anakin. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Buffy/Anakin *runs screaming away*
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): In "Chosen" (last episode of BtVS), the town is collapsing and Buffy is running after the bus. She doesn't make it and wakes up on Tatooine, circa Episode 2, so she can have lotsa sex with Anakin, teh Suddenly Not Whiny One. *twitches*
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Completely unoriginal or imaginative prose. Grammar is shaky in some places, spelling seems alright.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): Does plagiarism of lines count? Terrible use of jargon terms. Author seems to be under the impression that "andriods" exist in Star Wars. Also suggests that one of the creatures in the arena scene, in AotC, is a Praying Mantis. WTF.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: I cut it down as much as i could, but i just couldn't go past this one:
( A Sith lord killed all the Slayers! )
current mood:  bitchy
current music: Iris Dement - The Train Carrying Jimmie Rodgers Home
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| Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
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3:16 pm - Egads man...
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ariyanaforever
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Story Or Series Title: United in Battle
Fandoms Mangled: Inuyasha, Star Wars and Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: Carey Ann Lupin
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): *takes deep breath* Lily and The Mauranders minus Peter, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Shippo, Kirara, Sango, Miroku, Koga, Battle Droids, Darth Sidious, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui Gon Jinn *lets out breath* Probably more if this crazy woman continues to write this trash.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Nothing yet barely second chapter, but a Mary Sue is also involved and it looks like she has eyes for Sesshomaru. -_-
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Darth Sidious sends battle droids to Earth to collect the strongest beings on the planet. *the sounds of canon breaking can be heard in the background*
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Spelling and grammar could be worst at any rate, I really am too horrified to actually notice.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): Well apparently this Author is bashing Peter Pettigrew by not including him, but I say he is the lucky one here. According to her summary this is what would have happened on Naboo in Episode 1 if Inuyasha and Harry Potter characters were there. -_- Never mind that Star Wars take place in a Galaxy far far away or that Harry Potter and Inuyasha take place in two different time periods. Plus she added an OC...*coughs Mary Sue* that is from South Carolina. >.> No this couldn't be a self-insertion. -_-
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I haven't got the strength to MST this crap. So I'll let the rivating writing speak for itself. >.>
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current mood: blah
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| Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
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9:19 pm - Be harsh if you want.
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ash_kreuz
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I have done something evil. I did a crossover. Go ahead and be harsh, if you'd like.
Story Or Series Title: Redemption
Fandoms Mangled: Yu Yu Hakusho/Persona Tsumi to Batsu: Una Substantia
Culprit Author's Name: Itsuki the GateKeeper (Ash... me)
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Rihito, Kazumi, Yusuke, and Yana mostly.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): For now, it's just Kazumi/Itou, Sensui/Itsuki and Rihito's one sided emotions for Kazumi. I'm hoping to put in Kazumi/Rihito.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Rihito heard a rumor about someone in Mushiyori City trying to destroy humanity. Since he had just been "on the wrong side" of one of those plots, he decides to help out the people in Mushiyori City.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): It needs improvement, I'll admit.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): I could use work in both categories. I have seen the uncut of YYH season 3, and I have actually read and understood the first two books of Persona.
A Sample of the worst: ( Persona )
I apologize... v_v;
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| Friday, April 15th, 2005
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5:45 pm
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evil_rem
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Story Or Series Title: Fulfilling wishes after Death
Fandoms Mangled: Harry Potter and X (dear god...O_O)
Culprit Author's Name: Skyler K. Daemon
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): ALL OF THEM IN ALL POSSIBLE WAYS
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): It's kind of looking like... (brace yourselves) HARRY POTTER/SEISHIROU *headdesk*
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): The info the author gave: A crossovermerger with the animemanga X1999. Reincarnation can truly happens so what would happen if the Onmyouji was reborn as a savior to the wizarding world and if Harry's subaru then where are the other Dragons? Will Contain Shounen-ai.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Decent
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): Pretty good
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Read more... )
*dies*
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| Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
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8:54 am - oooh, the pain!
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Story Or Series Title: To Be or Not To Be
Fandoms Mangled: Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: real name~ unknown; goes by Lady-Treason on FF.net
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): all, as far as I can tell, but especially Harry
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Harry/Erestor~umm, disgusting? impossible? any number of other adjectives?
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Harry somehow transported through space carrying the body of Lord Voldemort, whom he has just killed, and is captured by the elves
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling):switches back and forth between modern English and mangled Shakespearean; tense shifts; fragments
uthor's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): *wimpers* ahem- Lily Evans was the daughter of the King Maeron and Queen Celendil, who are elves, the last of their race, at least in the wizarding world. Lily was adopted by humans. The LotR elves recognize him as an elf, even though they are from two completely different worlds, and Gandalf is the Istari embodiment of Dumbledore, even though Dumbledore died 3 months previously.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Harry's Heritage~ooh special )
current mood: distressed
current music: my groans while reading this badfic
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| Thursday, March 24th, 2005
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3:54 am - Just...why? (Also, I hope this kind of thing is allowed.)
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marsdragon
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Story Or Series Title:The Penultimate Sacrifice
Fandoms Mangled: Castlevania, The Final Sacrifice - MST3K episode 910 (though that can hardly count as mangled, if I dare say so myself)
Culprit Author's Name: MarsDragon....OH SNAP
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Possibly both Arikado and Satoris, though I am not qualified to say.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): Arikado/Satoris
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): They just /happen/ to exist in the same universe.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): ...No comment. I tried to spellcheck, at least.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): I daresay I know CV canon fairly well, after hashing it out in dang near every canon war to come down the pipe on GameFAQs. And who really understands the canon of Final Sacrifice? I watched the movie several times, though.
Uh, instead of a sample, I'll just say that this was intended as a joke and a spoof, but as it turns out I can't write parody for crap, so it just has bits of ill-timed humour. It pretty much started when a friend of mine and I were talking about MST3K and one of us pointed out that Arikado and Satoris looked a lot alike before Satoris got a hair cut...which led to a silly picture with the filename 'arisato', since it was mainly about them...which, as was pointed out, looked like one of those 'name squished together' pairings markings (which I do not use, it just looked like that)...which led to speculation on how such a thing would be done...which led to this. I wanted a kind of silly spy story, but as it turns out, I am not Ian Flemming, nor the writers of Get Smart. As a result, it's just kind of random. But I still bear hope in my breast that it's not /completely/ terrible.
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| Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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3:54 pm
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galaxia_queen
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Story Or Series Title: Sin's
Fandoms Mangled: Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist (-SPORKS-)
Culprit Author's Name: darkkittyingbigtrouble (I kid you not.)
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): None, but Ed, and Envy are way out of sync, same as Dumbledore.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): None.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Apparently, Envy discovers Hogwarts on his own.
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): "Dumbledoor" (-SPORKS-)
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): Ed would never ask a stupid question.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( WTF?! ENVY ELRIC?! )
current mood: Ed no deserve this. ;____;
current music: Jerry Springer is on TV.
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| Saturday, March 12th, 2005
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11:30 pm
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| Sunday, March 6th, 2005
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4:36 pm - Read this and weep. I did.
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ironychan
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Story Or Series Title: The Girl From Another Universe
Fandoms Mangled: Lord of the Rings and Inuyasha
Culprit Author's Name: Willow Evenstar
Canon Characters OOC (how many and whom): Everybody we've met so far.
Psychotic Pairings (who's screwing whom): LegolasXKagome.
Unbelievable Premise (how this crossover happened): Once upon a time, long ago, Aragorn had two sisters - an adopted sister named Ariana, and a blood sister named Kagome. But then, one day, an evil demon named Naraku murdered Ariana and stole Kagome away to another universe. Fast forward to the present... after Inuyasha marries Kikyou, Kagome tries to go home through the well, but instead falls through a portal into Middle Earth, showing up just as Legolas and Aragorn were talking about her. What are the odds?
Technical Skill (grammar, spelling): Could be worse, I suppose. Although I could totally do without the song lyrics all over every chapter.
Author's Canon Knowledge (or lack thereof): She knows canon. She just doesn't care.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( the WTF backstory )
current mood: horrified
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| Monday, November 22nd, 2004
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11:50 pm
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ironychan
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I will attempt to reproduce this exactly the way it looks on ff.net:
1. Rings and Medallions reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Harry Potter - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48855 - Reviews: 359 - Updated: 10-31-04 - Published: 6-28-04
I will be under the bed if anybody wants me.
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| Friday, October 8th, 2004
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1:36 pm - Someone, please spork this
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