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Okay... I'm back with a stab. This Sue is one that hurt me more than anything else. Why? Because she's exactly the same my own character is... if we take away a few elements and a totally emo description. But oh well... see for yourselves. And hold onto something.
Name: Victoria Aileron
Realm: Argent Dawn (EU)
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| New elves ho! |
[05 Jan 2007|02:07pm] |
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The wood elves, or Tel'dorei, meaning "Children of the Earth" in the Thalassian tongue (As well as Darnassian, I hasten to add.), have a short but chaotic history. (United States of Quel’Thalas? *ducks*) Also known as "wild elves" (not due to their behaviour but rather to their lifestyle choice (Orly?)), they are a breakaway faction of former high elves disgusted at both the decadent and corrupt path the blood elven faction have taken and the inactivity and ignorance of the Quel'dorei mother race. (I would love to see a group of tauren break away and practice necromancy. What? Makes as much sense.) To these ends the wood elves have joined the Horde and have made a pact with the like-minded tauren in order to learn the the druidic knowledge lost to them generations ago. (They HAD it?)
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| Half-trolls AHOY! |
[24 Nov 2006|10:11am] |
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We have a new Sue! This one made my stomach twist. Read on...
Name: Feralis Sirenefeather
Realm: Argent Dawn (Europe)
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACES FLAME AND ABUSE THE CHARACTERS INGAME!! YOU CAN MAKE THEM YOU IC ENEMIES BUT NEVER FLAME THEM OOC!! YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE COMMUNITY HERE IN TROUBLE!!
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| WowWiki Sue! |
[06 Nov 2006|11:47am] |
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Aaaaaaaalright, ladies and gents! This is something new. Thanks to a good friend (*hug*), who was browsing through the net we got a new type of Warcraft Mary Sue - the WowWiki Sue! This is a Sue-player that not only has a character, but also uploads its profile into WowWiki! Here is a rather painful, yet amusing example of what some people can do..
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| Returning with a new Sue! |
[12 Oct 2006|12:01pm] |
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Schandmaul - Wahre Helden |
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Been a while... Mornmeril and I were moving and had our net cut off, and so on and so forth... But we're back, and I present you a new Suefic! Rejoice!
Title: Tales of the Horde
Suethor: stickmario645
Full Name (plus titles if any): Uehe
Full Species(es): Troll
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described.
Eye Color (include adjectives): As above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None noticed.
Special Possessions (if any): A black lion.
Origin: Not described.
Connections To Canon: None noted.
"Spirituel Abilitys": One-shotting raptors.
Other Annoying Traits: General attitude.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Linkc
Full Species(es): Troll
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described.
Eye Color (include adjectives): As above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None noticed.
Special Possessions (if any): None noted.
Origin: Not described. Apparently comes from Sen'jin Village.
Connections To Canon: None noted.
"Spirituel Abilitys": Being a Damsel in Lethal Distress, Ooh?
Other Annoying Traits: General attitude.
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| So I thought I'd say "hi"! |
[07 Sep 2006|09:00am] |
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Hi there to everyone. Thanks for letting me in to this little establishment. I promise, I shall bring you lots of sue-ish love. This one's sorta of an ingame Sue - I say sort of, becuse it's a placeholder for a Sue to come.
Fear my Photoshopped Darkness!
So let's take a look at it, shall we?
( I am dark and mysterious and tragic and stuff! )
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| Incoming Scourge! |
[20 Aug 2006|02:44pm] |
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Alright, people... One of those characters that made me go "WTF?!"...
Name: Thedon
Realm: Argent Dawn
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACE FLAME AND ABUSE THE CHARACTERS INGAME!! YOU CAN MAKE THEM YOU IC ENEMIES BUT NEVER FLAME THEM OOC!! YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE COMMUNITY HERE IN TROUBLE!!
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| Oh... my... gods... |
[20 Aug 2006|02:18pm] |
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OK! NO comment on this one. None at all... YOU guys comment, I can't come up with ANYTHING...
Name: Hulandi
Realm: Argent Dawn
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACE FLAME AND ABUSE THE CHARACTERS INGAME!! YOU CAN MAKE THEM YOU IC ENEMIES BUT NEVER FLAME THEM OOC!! YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE COMMUNITY HERE IN TROUBLE!!
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[04 Aug 2006|09:58pm] |
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Time to stab something that made me gasp my throat out as I was standing in Stormwind.
Name: Xargon
Realm: Argent Dawn (Europe)
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACE FLAME AND ABUSE THE CHARACTERS INGAME!! YOU CAN MAKE THEM YOU IC ENEMIES BUT NEVER FLAME THEM OOC!! YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE COMMUNITY HERE IN TROUBLE!!
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[28 Jul 2006|12:17am] |
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Greetings!
Today, while looking through the screens I made while playing WoW, I noticed some screens of flagRSP descriptions... that were deffinetly stab worthy. Thus I decided to set some rules about how to post those... Not much, really...
I'd like all those who wish to stab ingame sues to post a screen with the sues flagRSP descriptions and, if one wants, the character model/portrait. The description can be written in any form (quotes or witout, etc). The reason I want you to post screens is that you don't make up your own sues and risk a chance there will be some non-sue character ingame with the same name and might get bashed...
Also, please write a name and SERVER and COUNTRY (US servers, EU servers, Korean etc) on which the character is played (also to prevent innocents being flamed, as you can use one name on many servers)
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACE FLAME AND ABUSE THE CHARACTERS INGAME!! YOU CAN MAKE THEM YOU IC ENEMIES BUT NEVER FLAME THEM OOC!! YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE COMMUNITY EHRE IN TROUBLE!!
Thank you for your attention and now... the STAB!
Name: Sabriel
Realm: Argent Dawn (European Servers)
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| The One Ring |
[26 Jul 2006|01:04pm] |
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Title: Celinn's Ring
Suethor: Passionwriter2
Full Name (plus titles if any): Celinn
Full Species(es): Night Elf
Hair Color (include adjectives: Not described.
Eye Color (include adjectives): As above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None noticed.
Special Possessions (if any): A black ring with a crystal skull on it.
Origin: Born on Teldrassil (!) and taken from her parents by Staghelm.
Connections To Canon: None noted.
Special Abilities: Shapeshifting, using polearms (a druid!) and annoying people.
Other Annoying Traits: Attitude of a five-year-old.
Side note: This is not exactly a Mary Sue fanfiction. But it's about a night elven girl, is completely lore-inaccurate and badly written. So it will do.
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Not quite your usual sporking, this is; the subject here is not a fanfic but a fan-comic. I'm not so active in fanfic circles anymore, but I thought I might as well contribute what I have since this place doesn't get that much attention. ^^; The snarking is basically cut and paste from my personal journal, where I initially posted this.
Title: Sheason vs. Tuera
Suethor: Bryan Shea
Full Name: Sheason
Full Species(es): Human, with suspicious features suggestive of an orc heritage in some panels/pages.
Hair Color: The comic is mostly black and white, but black or dark brown hair would be a good assumption.
Eye Color: Green, apparently from being treated with Mako due to the existence of an intermittent glowing iris effect.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Tattoo of the Horde shield device on his right arm.
Special Possessions: Piles and piles of Engineering gadgets, explosives, guns, etc. Oh yeah, and some knives and stuff. Poison. LOOK AT ALL THE GADGETS LOL OMG. OMG HAWT night elf girlfriend.
Origin: Probably based off of author's rogue character/idealized self-insert.
Connections To Canon: A voidwalker appears at one point; Sheason's girlfriend is obviously a night elf; Sheason is probably wearing Shadowcraft shoulders; "Rumsey Rum" and "Boomstick" are substituted for "[hard alcoholic beverage]" and "shotgun", effectively killing any semblance of seriousness, then digging it up and killing it again.
Special Abilities: The ability to sneak around stealthily while carrying half his body weight in junk; a tendency to reach for a [canonically impossible make of] gun before he even thinks about a knife; the ability to channel the character Marv from Sin City, albeit badly; having a stable relationship with someone who might be a hundred times his age; the ability to "vanish" in what is apparently a brightly lit room; a tendency to follow shonen manga conventions; a talent for horrible one-liners.
Other Annoying Traits: Has the crappiest moustache since the Dragonball GT incarnation of Vegita.
( Page-by-page snarking follows... not long, the entire comic is only about 20 pages. )
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| LOTR + Warcraft = WTF NO. |
[20 Jul 2006|12:36am] |
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Title: The Ancient Evil
Suethor: Ugainius
Full Name (plus titles if any): Glanmoise
Full Species(es): Orc
Hair Color (include adjectives: n/a
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: none
Special Possessions (if any): none
Origin: Orgrimmar
Connections To Canon: Thrall's son
Special Abilities: OMG SHAMAN POWERZ
Other Annoying Traits: I think Thrall's son says it all really....
This is short, but worth a stab, or fourty, and I'm feeling evil :D Not really a sue so much as badfic. :x Its the start of an LOTR and Warcraft crossover. Oh god kill me.
( And now for the stabbing! )
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[15 Jul 2006|08:42pm] |
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I have made a picture about our most popular WarCraft sues. First of all, me and Knupfel took care of the in-game characters...
Here you can see the results. Enjoy!
Thanks to Knupfie for help :3
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| My first Sue... |
[13 Jul 2006|09:13pm] |
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Title: Daughter of Thrall
Suethor: Sea Sapphire
Full Name (plus titles if any): Samei
Full Species(es): Half-orc half-elf (not sure if High or Night)
Hair Color (include adjectives: Not described.
Eye Color (include adjectives): As above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Being half-orcish half-elven is odd enough.
Special Possessions (if any): A wolf, I guess.
Origin: Born in Quel'Thalas and brought to the orcs by Thrall himself.
Connections To Canon: As above.
Special Abilities: Powerful shamanistic abilities.
Other Annoying Traits: Her general attitude.
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| Forgive me :( |
[13 Jul 2006|08:14pm] |
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I know this groop has been neglect, but I had an exam session... Therfore, it was extreamy hard for me to find time, finals are a bitch and always will be. Luckily enough, I got about three months of free time right now, thus, expect more stabbs. I know my sister is on one extreamy interesting suefic now, so be patient :)
I'd also like to add that I feel slightly, well, sad, that I am the only one participating in this noble taks that suestabbing is. Guys! You can all stab! Just stick to the pattern, hell, ignore it if you see it fit, and be nice... to people. Not suethors. People. And POST! If I see something wrong i'll let you know when I read your post and you can edit it then... Just POST! I wanna see more stabs! GO GO GO XD
Mori
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| The Transparent Headset and .hack//signed ripoff. |
[25 May 2006|09:02pm] |
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SORRY for the looong delay... School is evil and I hope you understand me... I also want to ad that All those who belong to azersues may post their own stabbs any time they want as long as the fanfic they are stabbing has not been stabbed before and the follow the usual pattern! Thank you.
~Mori
AND NOW! For the Stab!
Title: Window to Reality
Suethor: Reefdamsel
Full Name (plus titles if any): Keli
Full Species(es): Nightelf
Hair Color (include adjectives: Dunno
Eye Color (include adjectives): Ditto
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Headset with weird guttons on her head?
Special Possessions (if any): A big cat.
Origin: A player that got sucked into WoW. This is propoly the most idiotic fic I'm stabbing.
Connections To Canon: See above
Special Abilities: The weird headset?
Other Annoying Traits: she's a PLAYER godsdamnit.
Other sues are... her whole guild i guess. Or something.
And now from some ineresting quotations... Though I am wondering if they're needed... The whole fic is jsut so full of absurd.
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| Three for the price of two! |
[23 Apr 2006|09:27pm] |
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Title: Two Worlds, Same Stars
Suethor: Yermog
Full Name (plus titles if any): Luna Stormrage
Full Species(es): Nightelf
Hair Color (include adjectives: pitch black, with flecks of blue
Eye Color (include adjectives): royal purple
Unusual Markings/Colorations: the black hair? I mean... what NE has black hair?
Special Possessions (if any): none given
Origin: Daughter of Furion and Tyrande
Connections To Canon: See above
Special Abilities: Seems she is born of some strange force.
Other Annoying Traits: Is a Moon Sorceress (don't ask me I dunno...)
Full Name (plus titles if any): Stella Stormrage
Full Species(es): Half-Nightelf, Half-Bloodelf. (Like my dear friend Knupfel said - it's like saying Half-orc half-Daelin Proudmoore!)
Hair Color (include adjectives: "straight blond hair (no, she is not a bubble brained blond)" O'RLY?
Eye Color (include adjectives): dark blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: being half NE half bloodelf?
Special Possessions (if any): "She is also brilliant and builds weapons and assists in researching new things."
Origin: Adopted Daughter of Furion and Tyrande
Connections To Canon: See above
Special Abilities: as her "sister"
Other Annoying Traits: ... annoying little sister know-it-all type
The third sue here is Jaina. I won't describe her. She just does NOT act like Jaina Proudmoore!
And now from some ineresting quotations:
There is also another chapter with a cursing Kael, Vashj and somehow the girls are 16 the moment when Illidan was attacked by Arthas under Ice Crown... But do read yourselves... Mori's brain just turned into jelly.
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Title: A Race From an Ancient Time
Suethor: Starwolf Magic
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kaillie
Full Species(es): Half-troll, half-kitsune (DUH!!! it's said they're extinct but she;s from another world. Well, she's deffinetly outa here :P)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not given but I believe it's silver...
Eye Color (include adjectives): sapphire blue...
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Hmm... tusks? and fur?
Special Possessions (if any): Rogue clothing and a dagger... humm... yea.
Origin: Teleported to Azeroth from some other world.
Connections To Canon: Urm... I see none... well ok she IS half-troll!
Special Abilities: Turns into a silver fox. With tusks. Sheesh
Other Annoying Traits: Killing the humans who take her in as a pet. C'mon it ain't that bad!!
The disclamer here is interesting:
Disclaimer: Damn you Blizzard! I wanna own Warcraft! cries As it is I don't. Bah. Oh well. Please forgive this crazy idea of mine. All flames will be gathered and promptly laughed at. Thank you. ENJOY! (Why laugh? We shall just post it here!)
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[21 Apr 2006|10:29pm] |
Welcome! Throm'Ka! Ishnu-Alah! JAH MON! x3
Since there are many other livejournal pages that track down and expose various mary sue fanfics form various fandoms, like Pottersues and Pass the Sporks & Bleeprin. We decided to create a community that will track down WarCraft and WoW suethors and STAB THEIR SUES BEFORE THEY GET TO ARTHAS! (Or anr other hawt Warcraft male!)
So... expect the first review soon!
May Elune, the Light and the Ancestors bless you!
Mori
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