| new jersey stinks |
[Feb. 15th, 2007|06:42 am] |
one time i was at a party in the middle of new jersey, on my way out i bumped into a pretty well known band member.i've seen many a girls flaunt all over him at shows, so you can imagine my surprise when i heard the following...
b.m.- "yeah hi, you can't leave yet"
me- "excuse me?!"
"well it's just that i've been trying to talk to your friend all night, and i really like her and i just want to kiss her ON THE LIPS"....yes he actually emphasized 'on the lips'
"well i'm sorry to hear that but i have shit to do in the morning, we've been here for a while and you haven't said more than hello...i really don't understand what you want me to do"
"i dunno...you know how it is..i'm nerv..
"look i really don't have time for this, you have twenty minutes so i suggest you walk over there and put on your game face, because i'm seriously not in the mood for this. i swear on my life im not trying to be a cock block right now, it's just that i need to get up in four hours to drive to penn."
...............intense silence accompanied by awkward exchange of glances.................
"what the fuck? do you need a pep talk or something?!"
........said band member mumbles "noooo" and slowly walks away
needless to say the awkwardness only continued on with a couple mid sex phone calls and a horrifying goodbye
i've been told that he's described me as creepy. wtf? |
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| story of his life |
[Feb. 14th, 2007|07:32 pm] |
No namess.
My friend: My ex-girlfriend is such a dirty skank. Honestly, why did I ever go for that?
Me: Uh-
Him: I mean really. And her boyfriend now? GROSS. HE DOESN'T BATHE. Oh wait, neither does she.
Me: Uhhh- she's right behind you.
We turn around and she's just staring at us.
Awkward. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2007|09:28 am] |
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