Dear Atlantans,
While it is moderately obnoxious, and dangerous to boot, of you to refuse to turn on your headlights when it is raining, it is really, really, REALLY shitty of you to keep the same ignorant attitude when it is SNOWING. I mean, I know you are all REALLY very skilled drivers in such climates as rain, snow, sleet, and sometimes, SUN (especially those of you in your cozy tank like SUVs) but please, do the girl from NY a favour and obey the fucking laws and have some of that Southern hospitality common courtesy you're all so proud of. Because if I hit you with my car because I can't see you and you do something I can't avoid, I will gladly go to jail for getting out and pummeling you with my fists and/or other nearby objects.
Sincerely,
Tempest O'Mouthy
PS - No matter what you might be imagining, this is not REAL SNOW. You do not need to riot about in grocery stores, snatching up all the milk, bread and eggs. I PROMISE you will not be snowed in to your house for days on end. And if you are, contact me and I will personally come dig you out. Let a girl who just wants to pick up some sandwich bags and lunch items have some peace at Kroger!