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BRAINS: DO U HAZ SOME? [Jun. 4th, 2008|09:31 am]

dietotaku
[Current Mood | annoyed]

it's always the little things that piss me off. like this:
"The only other detail contained in the release of the cover art is that the box set will include 5 discs. No word yet on whether any bonus content will be included"

let's do some mathbending, shall we? the entire season is covered in 4 DVD releases. the boxset has 5 DVDs. GEE, I WONDER IF THAT 5TH DVD HAS BONUS CONTENT ON IT? no, we don't know what the bonus content IS, but it's safe to say that a 5-DVD boxset for a 4-volume season is going to have SOME bonus content, hence the presence of that extra disc. not to mention S3 is being done exactly the same way as S2: 5 episodes per disc, 4 discs per season, 5 discs in the boxset with bonus content on the 5th disc. this is not rocket science, people.
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ARGH [May. 18th, 2008|12:20 am]

kyatto
[Current Mood | annoyed]

Oh fandom...

1.) Yes, I found a good source and got confirmation for how "canon" the Sozin's Comet book is. No, I will not give out that information. People are already spoiler-paranoid enough as it is. Imagine how much worse it would be without the doubt of the book being not the real deal. Let people have their fun and hope, denying the book. It ain't over until the fat lady sings. And the fat lady won't be singing until July.

2.) Kataang VS Zutara VS Maiko- Shut. The. FUCK. Up! WHAT IS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL OVER WHAT IS "CANON"? All you dumb bitches made shipping fanon Zutara very UNENJOYABLE for me! So, even if I still ship fanon Zutara, but like Kataang and Maiko, I'm a delusional idiot? STFU. It's awesome fanon. Things don't ave to be happening in front of your face to be enjoyable.

3.) WHERE IS ALL THE BUTTSECKS? Recently there's been a splurge of awesome lesbian action, but buttsecks gas reached a low. (And I'm SHOCKED, seeing as how 313 & 314/315 were EPICLY GAY) I write buttsecks. Pretty hawt buttsekcs. But reading your own buttsecks isn't as fun as reading someone else's awesome buttsecks. So, like, fandom... Please to be putting out moar gay pornz. Preferably Sokka raping Zuko up the butt.

:(
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[May. 12th, 2008|12:35 am]

all_axeled_out
I hate the fact that there are spoilers flying around for the finale. For the most part people are respectful but it's still annoying to have these spoilers just constantly winking you in the face. I for one have a hard time understanding why someone would want to know everything that happens. I can just imagine the past few episodes where something really shocked me. So many great moments, but if I knew they were going to happen they would not be anywhere near as exciting. I can't be the only one frustrated by the Sozin's Comet book. Why is Nick so stupid?


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About Ship Wars.. [Apr. 29th, 2008|11:21 am]

kata_geisha
[Current Location |Los Angeles, CA]
[Current Mood | contemplative]
[Current Music |Feist- I Feel It All]

Some spoilers for season 3, and for slight TL;DR )


Yes? Okay.
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Instant Gractification? [Apr. 26th, 2008|06:37 pm]

kyatto
[Current Mood | aggravated]

Alright. I've been pretty level-headed about all this for a while. But now...just...NO.

Time to wake up and smell the coffee, people!

Here's an industry side's point of view on ATLA's handling:

1) Why no commercials?

- Because, oh, I don't know...It's not coming back until JULY? And it's not quite MAY yet? I watch a lot of regular television (ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, etc.) and one of the shows I like is "Desperate Housewives". They didn't start pushing its return until 2-3 weeks before. This is VERY NORMAL for ALL TV stations. That's all the notice the average viewer needs. Few people make epic plans to sit in front of TV anymore. There's no NEED for Nick to heavily push something returning in July, right now. No need whatsoever. Why? Because the average viewer will look at it and say "Oh, wow, cool! More Avatar! ...July?...Oh" The better reception will be received closer to the time when viewers will react with "Wow! Awesome more Avatar! ...2/3 weeks away! YAY!" Meaning we won't start seeing heavy advertisement until June. Sorry to burst your bubbles. NYCC was a special event, and the commercial during "The Mighty B" was a treat.

This. Is. NOT. Stupid. OR "mishandling".

2) Why the jerking around?

- Because, as Mike and Bryan announced at NYCC, the finale is NOT done yet. Going by previous reports, Nick anticipated to air the finale for May sweeps.(Several things back this up) It looks like some complications occurred (most likely the censors - it IS going to be an action-packed 2 hours = a lot to nitpick) and those plans got flubbed. Sure, up to 317 may be done now. But why make another unnecessary break? It'd be a terrible thing to leave off like that. Seeing everything up until RIGHT BEFORE THE FINALE? That would get people in an uproar! It's much better to wait an extra couple of months for everything to be done, and then show it all in one straight shot. (DOBS is by no means as bad as if they left off right after "Ember Island Players". Because then people would be whining, going WHERE'S THE FINAAAAALE) Sure, if they don't air it weekly you won't get your OMG SPECULATION TIME OH NOES, but do we really need it at this point? All the parts in the finale are going to be aired together. And we speculated the crap out of TBR (which a lot proven to be right) , Southern Raiders (which looks predictable) , and Ember Island Players. The average viewer is perfectly content with just sitting and watching. It's only a small vocal portion of the fanbase who need to discuss every little detail to death. Again. Not mishandling. Things were just "NOT AS PLANNED". :(

There's a lot to figure out when it comes to choosing a time to air something. There's competition to worry about it, which is a big factor. "The Awakening" lost a lot of numbers because ti went up against a Hannah Montana thing. Nick doesn't want this to happen again. And for good reason. I wouldn't want to face that level of bullshit either.

3) Nick loves _____ show more than Avatar!

- The only one this could apply to is Spongebob. But there's a good reason. Spongebob, since day one, raked in the green. It's a huge moneymaker. He's a global icon. It's like saying Disney loves Mickey Mouse more than Mulan. Can we say: Well, DUH? Avatar just doesn't have that characteristic about it, which is a problem with any action/plot-driven series. But they LOVE Avatar. They really do. They wouldn't throw so much money into it if they didn't. Zoey 101 is being pushed out of the way to clean up the Jamie Lynn mess. Other shows are being put out because they're being dumped into the trash. (I do not forsee Barnyard lasting much longer.) Avatar is just a difficult show to work with. So yeah, they may have some problems. Like, the fact,t hey can't air any episode whenever they want. It follows a heavy plot. Everything has to be aired in order. It's also aimed at the Y7-plus crowd which means it can only be aired on weekends or in the evenings. There's a lot to think about.

4) Why July?

-Kids don't go out much anymore. And with this recession in the States, even less will be going on vacation or sleep away camp. So a lot of kids resort to TV to keep them occupied. What better way to get viewers than to air new episodes of their top favorite show?

It's better than waiting for September. No matter what, Hannah Montana will crush it. They've accepted it. This is a VERY smart choice. They know when to admit they've been bested.

5) Why release the 3rd DVD now?

- This goes with the original intent to air the finale in May. Most distributors were probably already notified of the release last year. It was all probably put into place a long time ago, before they found out the finale wouldn't be done in time. Also, they are aware of how antsy some of the fandom is. Think of it as a mid-afternoon snack that ties you over between lunch and dinner. A quick treat to keep you kind of full before the big meal. This isn't a ploy to get money from desperate fans. Avatar DVDs are the highest selling they make, no matter what. (As said at NYCC) This DVD, and the book (which really doesn't look as spoilery as people are making it out to be, especially if it's full of behind the scenes info and an interview) m are just snacks to tide us over before "dinner" in July. They could've decided to wait and release it in the summer, but they didn't. They're trying to keep people happy.

All of this BS completely confirms my philosophy "There is no pleasing everyone, so don't even bother to try".

I admit, I was annoyed when we went without info. But now that they've come to a decision, and gave it out, I can see where they're coming from, so I can't be mad. It's all perfectly understandable. Besides, I was never expecting to get all of Avatar RIGHT NOW anyway. Instant gratification ain't my style.

Keep in mind, fandom, once the show's done. It's done. Story's over. The planned "TV movies" won't come until 2009. I don't know about you, but I want to put off the ending for as long as I can. Because once it's over. That's it. It's over.

Hopefully this rant will help you open your eyes and see that Nick is NOT OMG THE DEVIL but actually a really smart company that loves their staff and viewers. And tries their hardest to keep people happy.

If you want to see a station that hates their viewers, take a look at Adult Swim. (They've been vocal about their hatred of anime)

Chew on that.
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Lol shipping [Apr. 26th, 2008|02:25 am]

kartoon_kween
[Current Mood | exhausted]

Why is there shipping wank in my capslock_atla? ;_;

To each their own. No ship is superior to another. Stop being bitches.
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WTF IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE IN AVATAR_FANS??? [Apr. 25th, 2008|03:06 pm]

sugeatarc
Some folks make me ashamed to be an Avatard )
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ASDLFJKSDLKFJ LOGIC FAIL [Apr. 21st, 2008|02:44 pm]

dietotaku
[Current Mood | irate]

WARNING: IRRATIONAL BITCHY TIRADE BELOW





PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT BE SAID? NICK REPS CONFIRMED AT NYCC THAT NOTHING IS AIRING ON TEE-VEE UNTIL JULY. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. GOOSE EGG. THE DVD WITH 314/315 IS STILL BEING RELEASED ON MAY 6TH, THOUGH. WIKIPEDIA IS LISTING MAY 6TH AS THE AIRDATE, BUT IT IS NOT AIRING ON TV ON MAY 6TH, FOR MANY REASONS (THE LEAST OF WHICH BEING MAY 6TH ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING FRIDAY).

WE HAVE ONE, AND ONLY ONE, DATE TO LOOK FORWARD TO BEFORE JULY: MAY 6TH. WHEN WE WILL GET TO SEE 314/315. ON DEE VEE DEE. NOT LE TELEVISION. LE DIGITAL VIDEO DISC. I WILL PRINT THIS UP ON STICKERS AND HAND THEM OUT IF I MUST.

AND COMMENTERS, SERIOUSLY. SPARE ME YOUR "OMG UR SO MEEEEEN" OR "WRYFORE ALL THE ANGRY CAPSLOCK OF ANGER AND RAGE?" CRAP. THIS IS A RANT.
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About That Season 3 Finale Trailer... [Apr. 19th, 2008|10:40 pm]

yukina_raven
[Current Mood | annoyed]

cut for big text and some swearing )
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As if we didn't have enough reasons to RAGE already [Apr. 12th, 2008|06:29 pm]

lychii
[Current Mood |ಠ_ಠ]

Nickelodeon has contacted Toon Zone News to state that information in a media flyer available on-line is out-of-date and inaccurate. There is still no information on when new episodes of Avatar will air, and no new information about future Avatar projects yet. (source)

Wow, what a tweest. All I'm waiting for now is to hear that the DVD release date has been pushed back and the novel being removed from Amazon. D:

IN B4 RAGE LEVELS REACH MAXIMUM
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RELEASE THE MF-ING HOUNDS! [Apr. 8th, 2008|08:05 pm]

3w_3s07
Oh it is so on, Nickelodeon! It is SO ON!

I was so freaking excited you guys, because Avatar season three has been airing on pay-TV in Australia, so for the first time our airdates haven't been lagging ridiculously behind the rest of fandom.

310-311 were supposed to air this week and next. That's right, for the first time in the history of Avatar, Australia would have caught up with the American airdates.

I was over the goddamn moon, you guys!

AND THEY FUCKING CANCELLED IT! THOSE DOUCHEBAGS CANCELLED IT AND REPLACED IT WITH THAT MORONIC YELLOW SPONGE! They didn't even air 309! BASTARDS!

OK, so I had been nursing a pie-in-the-sky hope that they'd continue to air right up to the season finale here. That was a pipe dream. But to cut us off before we're even alowed to catch up to the U.S?! That was the one thing I really wanted, Nickelodeon! THE ONE THING! To not be lagging behind anymore. But No! You can't even give me that small joy.

Now where did I put my damn pitchspork?
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I hate you Nickelodeon. I hate you so much right now! [Mar. 30th, 2008|12:19 am]

manonlechat
From Dongbu Feng:

Air Date Update
Mar 29, 2008 at 11:36 PM

Dylan here updating you guys on the current situation with the airdate (yes, it has changed since hours ago). Well, obviously the date wasn't revealed at the KCAs (but Avatar still won, woo!). So now, we have when will the date be revealed, and also a complication now arising.

First let's state the complication. There will be a Zoey 101 movie on May 2nd. That means no Avatar that Friday. That means even if 312 does air on April 18th, it still will not meet the DVD deadline of May 6th. So something has got to give. Who knows what will yet.

Even with that complication we still have to look out for when 312 will air. Monday is a big day with likely April Highlights and new Viacom Press Releases. Then look out for Thursday Morning on TvGuide. If it is airing on April 18th, it will show up Thursday Morning.
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HAY LOOK A RANT [Mar. 22nd, 2008|10:47 am]

dietotaku
[Current Mood | cynical]

proof that pooldude/DBF doesn't know jack shit about air dates

sure, the guy has a way of getting episode titles. fantastic. but i don't know why folks are hanging on his every word re: air dates. he's been saying since before season 3 even aired that he believed nick would air the finale during sweeps, and now 5 out of 6 of his suggested schedules have the finale airing AFTER sweeps ends. fans are convinced TWAT will air in the US on april 4th, thanks to this guy, and he's not even willing to concede april 11th anymore. to say nothing of the fact that any "theory" having the finale air after may sweeps also has it airing after the release of the novelization of the finale. and wtf is up with these "theories" anyway? mapping out every CONCEIVABLE schedule does not make it a theory, it makes it a SHOT IN THE DARK. you don't fucking know ANYTHING more than the fandom does, and you may as well just admit it instead of continuing to look like a self-important douchebag. just how much of an idiot to you have to make yourself look like to concede you have NO information?

3/7: April 4th, 2008. Yes, that is my current prediction, and I'll go as far as to say it's almost definite.(...)So, assuming 312 will air on April 4th, when will we have it officially confirmed? At the very latest March 20th, as that is when it will be up on TvGuide at the latest. But Viacom will likely issue a Press Release before then for it. My guess is that it will come out on Monday.

3/21: A couple weeks ago I said I thought we'd get a Press Release soon. Well, I stand by that. I think Monday is a really good chance for one.

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. ಠ_ಠ

my personal theory? nick's putting off the second half of season 3 until september again. i have no facts to back this up other than nick is run by assholes who hate avatar. the volume 3 DVD containing "the boiling rock"? postponed. the novelization of the finale? postponed. they already pushed the DVD back once, from april to may. why not do it again? this way they can continue to dick around and sit on episodes that are already finished for no good reason, piss off/alienate fans and continue believing that nobody cares about anything on nickelodeon except for spongebob, fairly oddparents, zoey 101, icarly, drake & josh, etc. etc. we'll get the second half of season 3 when we pry it from sumner redstone's cold, dead hands.
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|03:36 am]

all_axeled_out
This rant is dedicated to all of us out there who are too old, too out of shape, too not martial arts, and too white to have any hope of even auditioning for the Avatar movies!
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ARGH [Feb. 27th, 2008|04:29 pm]

kyatto
[Current Mood | annoyed]

Dear Nick,

So you're able to air new Fairly Oddparents, and new Spongebob, but you refuse to air new Avatar.

Avatar is nominated for the Kids' Choice Awards, and you won't even marathon repeats to remind viewers that the show exists and it's awesome.

WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? IT'S NOT WORKING FOR YOU.

Not to mention it looks like newer eps are going to be aired in SPANISH first. WHAT THE FUCK?

This is just getting ridiculous.

Also, am I the only one bothered by the sudden lack of flashbacking? So much filler, when there could be perfectly good plot-relevant flashbacks.

Also, needs moar Iroh.

And Jet needs to be undead. I miss him and his eyebrows.
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First post, whut [Feb. 18th, 2008|01:56 am]

hikoslover
[Current Mood | annoyed]

"The Tales of Ba Sing Se". Is anyone else annoyed by the Zuko story in this ep, or is it just me? He suspects that Jin knows he's a firebender, and in the midst of trying to keep a low profile, what does he do? He lights all of the candles in the fountain plaza. That's always annoyed me. Way to give yourself away, Zuko. :/

Also: I'll try to be more capslocky in the atlarp RP. 

Also, again: NICK. WHAT THE FUCK. >:(

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Less a rant, more a LAMENT [Feb. 17th, 2008|06:47 pm]

ali_wildgoose
I think I've figured out what my only real problem with Avatar is!

IT HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY ABILITY TO WATCH ALL OTHER ANIMATED PROGRAMS.

(I WORK IN ANIMATION, GUYS. I WISH I WAS KIDDING.)
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ANGRY [Feb. 8th, 2008|06:44 pm]

kyatto
[Current Mood | annoyed]

Alrighty this is BULLSHIT.

Nick: Stopped after DOBS
YTV: Stopped after 313
Nick UK: Stopped after 309
A bunch of South American Nick Channels (Mexico included): Some after DOBS, some after 312/313

IT'S LIKE THEY LEAD US ON. WITH THEIR MARATHONS AND SHIT. It's like "Oh boy! Maybe a new ep tomorrow!" And then BAM it's 301!

QUIT. TEASING. US.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Just air the fucking TWAT here already Nick. And TBR for you, YTV. You can stop after 317. I just want to see the last 3/4 eps of plot before the final battle.

THIS IS SO IRRITATING. I'm tired of sticking up for Nick. this is just crap.
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THIS IS WHY IE FAILS [Feb. 6th, 2008|04:48 pm]

dietotaku
[Current Mood | annoyed]

i'm having a wonderful time in the [info]capslock_atlarp, staying logged in as myself in firefox and my character in internet explorer, because i'm lazy and don't want to have to go back and forth. then IE decides to FAIL on me, and won't load anything in the comm. i can go all over the rest of LJ no problem, it's JUST the comm that won't load. and it loads fine in firefox.

that and some of the RPers aren't being very capslocky. there, i said it. >:|

LET ME JOIN IN THE LULZ, IE. WHY DO YOU HAET THE LULZ?

EDIT: apparently IE, much like zuko, needs only to be verbally abused in order to elicit cooperation. :D
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[Feb. 5th, 2008|01:29 am]

all_axeled_out
Alright, can I just say that I don't think the abridged avatar episodes are funny?


People talk about those all the time but I find them to be just as funny as the whole "Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans" series.
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