Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Quick note

2008-02-28T04:48:31Z

So after purchasing Season 5 and the Movie on DVD (hadn't seen either until just now, what with a lack of cable and/or spare time), I must say that all the writing talent seems to have gone into the movie.

I only really laughed in a couple of season 5 episodes, but the movie in almost all its parts made me laugh.

athf @ 2008-02-04T00:32:00

2008-02-04T05:33:01Z

There hasn't been a post here since October.

Everyone is aware that there are new episodes again, right?

This week's episode was the 3rd new one (that I know of). Although, until this episode, it should have been called "Carl".

wallpaper

2007-10-25T11:28:24Z

athf

2007-10-25T11:14:42Z

1. 2. 3.

more

Favorite?

2007-10-24T23:35:56Z

Just Wondering...

Alright so what is ur favorite ATHF-------Season, Episode, Character, Quote

AND which site do u like better? AquaTeenCenter.com or AquaTeen.net?

baby meatwad

2007-10-20T18:09:50Z

this has to be one of the greatest infant halloween costumes ever!

athf @ 2007-10-16T07:47:00

2007-10-16T12:48:16Z

did everyone die?

athf @ 2007-09-01T01:25:00

2007-09-01T06:26:16Z

i haven't seen anyone post about the dvd yet - the deleted movie? what does everyone think??

My Meatwad cake!

2007-06-23T04:19:54Z

A best friend of mine and my younger sister worked on this cake for me for my birthday:

I just thought I'd share because it came out pretty cute. And you wouldn't guess it, but it was strawberry-banana flavored.

athf @ 2007-06-22T17:42:00

2007-06-22T21:41:02Z

"Now, I do not want to do anything illegal. But I would kill someone, in front of their own mama, for a 10 speed."

"Legend has it that Osiris, the Egyptian god of the dead, wore this ancient T-shirt on hot days... in his... under... in the underworld."

athf @ 2007-05-26T19:17:00

2007-05-26T15:19:59Z

Russian ATHF community!!!

WELCOME!

Master Shake Phone Interview!!!

2007-04-18T21:20:26Z

Phone interview with MASTER SHAKE about the ATHF soundtrack from the movie!
Watch the Master Shake Interview on The DL here!

[Source]

ATHFCMFFT: Out Tomorrow

2007-04-13T02:40:02Z

Don't forget.....

...info here.

But was it elfen blood?

2007-04-01T02:39:35Z

Thousands of years ago...

Blood Sprays Out of Sewer [Onto City Worker]

Aside from ATHF this story is still totally awesome.

Do you believe it?

2007-03-29T11:48:18Z

So they claim to be showing the ATHF movie on Adult Swim at 10pm this Sunday BEFORE you can see in in theaters.

Naturally, this is April Fool's Day.

help a brotha out

2007-03-28T02:08:52Z

I need an icon of Master Shake headbanging. Preferably animated.

Need.

Does such a thing exist?

"Because we're that F#%)(* Crazy"

2007-03-27T11:23:00Z

Did ya hear?

Adult Swim will be running the full length feature film of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon film for Theaters Sunday night at 10PM EST. That's right sportsfans, the movie that won't hit theaters until April 13 will be shown on TV next Sunday.

Anyone remember what the date is Sunday? i wanna mark my calender and fire up my TiVo.

Brilliant. Bravo. Think about it.

Man, I ain't trying to watch Carl take no criznap, baby.

2007-03-19T04:49:04Z

I've recently broken out the season three DVDs, and for some reason, am only now fully basking in the glory that is the entire episode of "Total Recarl". I would like to share my favorite quotes, because a) I have like three projects for school to do and laundry and I think my dog just crapped on the rug, and b) 'cause this is basically the only place on the Internet for it.

Frylock: Press this button and an infrared privacy curtain is activated, rendering you virtually invisible.
Carl: Oh, okay! So you know, so sort of like that movie, Predator ... only instead of hunting people, he's like, crapping.

Meatwad: Shoot, that boy's gonna poop himself inside out. He's gonna lift right off the ground. It'll be like the Hulk, ripping out the back of his pants.
Frylock: Shut up, Meatwad.
Meatwad: Okay. But it's gonna smell like a paper mill. You know that, don't you?

Shake: We don't need a toilet! The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.
Meatwad: I don't know whose clothes that is, Somebody ain't wearing that again, I tell you that.

Frylock: Do you realize that every time someone flushes --
Shake: Yes, I know. Three gallons. Three gallons! Whoop dee damn doo!
Meatwad: Whoop dee damn doo-doo.
Shake: Shut up. I said that first 'til you copied me.
Meatwad: You did not.
Shake: I did, too! ... Doo. Too-doo. There, I did it again! I'm pretty good.
Frylock: Shut up, you're ruining my moment!
Shake: Yeah. Your moment. His movement. I got a book coming out!

Frylock: 'Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a "butt load" of organs, regardless on whether we plan on using them.'
Shake: I didn't say "buttload". I said "ass load". Bureaucrats! To think that I was polite with these people, that's the worst part.

Meatwad: Hey, y'all, check me out! I'm Shaun Cassidy.
Frylock: Put those back, they're not for you!
Shake: Yeah, that's a good one. What the hell are you talking about?
Meatwad: When he was a Hardy Boy, and, you know, they was private eyes. Plus, he had like, ten eyes in his head.
Shake: ... Okay. I'll give it to you.

Meatwad: Fudge.
Frylock: That's not an F-bomb!
Meatwad: Fudge you.

Quotes

2007-03-16T20:36:13Z

I have two quotes stuck in my head and I've been thinking of them all day. I know one of them is definitely an Aqua Teen quote but the second one I'm not sure about.

Quote 1:
"I can't read, I'm not a looser"

Quote 2:
"Why don't you go stroke your test tubes like I know you like to do."

I know the second one was said by Shake but I'm not sure the episode. If anyone could help me I'd appreciate it.

Kay

athf @ 2007-03-07T20:02:00

2007-03-08T02:01:14Z

most people think that i come here to work for the purpose of testing our company's communications devices.

but they're wrong.

actually, i am conducting top secret weapons research for the mooninites.

da moon rules #1!!!!

Shake is infinitely quotable

2007-03-07T14:27:46Z

I have the key to his Fortress of Precipitation, I'll drop it off.

Fortress of Precipitation sounds like a good name for something - maybe I should call my balcony that.

Adventures Going Right

2007-03-04T01:41:00Z

I'm a foolish person. But my foolishness has paid off. In spades.

Okay, perhaps not spades, per se, but my stupidity for actually plowing through the "Worst Game Ever" on the ATHF movie site actually paid off. And, granted, these clips they've been leaking are obviously not the actual movie endings, but they're still amusing.

Yes, roughly 45 minutes (broken up throughout the day) of right-button action reveals that there really IS a clip at the end. It's the third or fourth (I'm losing count) such clip portraying an ending to the movie.

I had to endure such horrors as...a rock. another rock, a single space I had to jump over, another rock, a series of rocks with much space between them, a brownie monster (the only thing you 'attack' the entire trip), some more rocks, and then...finally...you get your clip. But besides these herculean labors, half the fun -- the thing that kept me going, actually -- was the game narrator (sounding a lot like Dave Willis) giving encouragement, then planting seeds of doubt in my mind about the existence of a clip at the end, making small talk and discussing his kids, and eventually he steps out to get something to eat and comes back. Very amusing stuff.

I can't recommend you doing it, however. So, I hacked about and found a link directly to the FLV video itself. You should be able to play it in VLC. I had to update to the latest version for some reason -- it would only play the audio portion until I did that.

What to expect:

"Oops, I just pooped a little bit..."

2007-03-03T13:58:35Z

I just noticed a link to a 'Long Trailer' for the Colon flick. It starts off looking like the trailer we've been seeing ("An Ancient Wizard...", etc.), but it contains clips with a lot more dialog, including Carl talking about his pants circulating air around around his genitals and such.

Old? New?

athf movie endings?

2007-03-02T11:12:20Z

Hey guys,

I don't think any "ending" you find on the net, no matter where you get it from, is going to be the real ending. Yesterday I saw an "ending" on you tube but didn't post it here. Then this morning I watched the one that was posted and it was totally different. I have a feeling that the company is putting out these false ends just to generate hype and confusion amongst us fans.

Here's the one I saw on you tube:

High-res movie poster!

2007-03-02T06:28:30Z

Here's a higher resolution version of the movie poster ganked from Carl's Myspace page.