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Hamsters are the way to enlightenment...Praise IAHH
..or be banished to Canada yo!
Created on 2005-12-13 00:59:03 (#9015590), last updated 2008-12-02
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| Name: | My God is an Atheist Hamster |
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| Location: | Saint Louis, Missouri, United States |
| Membership: | Open |
| Posting Access: | All Members |
Welcome all who worship or are interested in the deity IAHH. He is the Invisible Almighty Ham Hock. He is a Demi-God much like the Flying Spagehtti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn. He takes visible form as a hamster who likes to ride in elevators and listen to humans talk about their problems and reality television. He expects nothing from you, only that you RECOGNIZE bitches! Go out and spread the word of His Holy Hamness.
For the whole entire low down on IAHH visit my journal. Leave a message. Who knows, a hamster may come to visit you.
Praise be to IAHH!
His_Hamstress
For the whole entire low down on IAHH visit my journal. Leave a message. Who knows, a hamster may come to visit you.
Praise be to IAHH!
His_Hamstress
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