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User:ask_me_anything (471900) Paid User
Ask me anything
If you dare
Name:Ask Me Anything
Theme:Questions, Answers, Fun, etc.
Website:Google it, you lazy fucking asshat!
About:You've got questions? We've got answers.


The Rules:


1. Don't ask questions that can easily be answered by using Google. All you'll receive are links to Google, and not in a polite way. You alone are responsible for not asking stupid questions.

2. This is Ask Me Anything, not Ask Me Everything - that means that you should try to limit yourself to one question (or group of related questions) per post. That's not to say that you can't ask three different things about (for example) socks. But if the only way you can express your curiosity is by coming up with laundry lists of unrelated questions, then you're probably not coherent enough to post here.

3. This is not LJ support, an icon community, or an alternative to the LJ FAQ. We don't work for Apple, and we can't fix your iPod, nor your iTunes.

4. The mods can do whatever they please, and it's really important that you're okay with that. If you're stupid, you will be banned. If you're annoying, you will be banned. If we don't like you, you will be banned. [info]unknownj has a plan for this community, and if you're not on the list, you're not coming in.
4b. If you are 19 or older and female and write "sup MrFlagg" and the current date on your breasts take a picture of that and email that picture to narcissistic@gmail.com it may be possible to get that ban overturned.

5. You may under no circumstances disable comments, delete your post, delete other people's comments, freeze threads, change the amusing tags we select for your post, or post with stupid fonts. Please. If you want to give people a sense of privacy, feel free to screen comments, but if you're just doing it to weed out those people who disagree with you, then see Rule 4.

7. Use English. Actual English. With punctuation, capital letters, and a pleasing rhythm, if you're up to it. We don't require that you're eloquent poets - we just don't want to see questions that make our brains hurt. If you're incapable of being coherent, see Rule 4.

8. Try to play nice. That's not to say you have to be nice, just that you have to try to be. Nobody is polite all of the time, but if it looks like you're not even making an effort, then see Rule 4. Please note this does not apply to MrFlagg or any of his subsidiaries.

9. Try to get a feel for what is and isn't okay. There are a lot of unwritten rules, but anybody who even pays a fraction of attention should be able to figure out what they shouldn't do. "It wasn't in the rules" is not an excuse for not thinking before acting.

10. If you have been banned, this is your chance to discuss it - you never know...


Feel free to participate in the official community Picture Post, it's not mandatory, but it helps to see who you are.

There's an IRC channel for the community - on the server irc.darkmyst.org, the channel is called #ama. If you're not sure how to get there, try mIRC, and read the instructions carefully. If all else fails, we have a Java app that will work for you, located here.

The following are entirely unofficial user-generated spin-offs, which you are of course free to join:
[info]ama_etc - For followups to questions. If you asked a "What should I do?" question, let people know what you actually did here..
[info]ama_irl - For all discussion about "real life" meet-ups between AMA members
[info]ama_baking - For the sharing of delicious recipes
[info]ama_bookclub - I think this name speaks for itself..
[info]ama_ditl - Day In The Life - for members of the community to post photo slideshows of their days
[info]ama_exchange - For members of the community to exchange neat stuff, postcards, cookies, etc.

Do try to enjoy yourselves...
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Maintainers:16: crassy, doraemanko, hobo_bebop, ink_smear, karlrage, longhairedbum, mrflagg, nafrate, neko, nextdrinksonme, no_faltering, rediscover_me, thedastardfunk, tma, unknownj, whitevelvet
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