Streeter: How's the weekend?
Dan: Aw man, it was a great date. I really feel like we had a connection, you know?
Streeter: Nice. Airplane?
Dan: Yeah. *Streeter is lying down* I mean, it was like I had known her all my life, it was one of those things. WHEEEEEEE!

S: How's the weather up the, Flight 492?
D: Clear ascent 001 , 2000 feet, IMS approach.
S: Good to hear.
D: Ladies and gentleman, we've reached our crusing altitude of 27,000 feet. Our in-flight movie today will be The Lake House starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. You know, I'm not usually one for chick flicks, but I'll tell you something. I wept openly during the entire 3rd act.

*Streeter looks scared*
D: What?
Amir: Alright, this is a highjacking, nobody f*****g move!
D: Whatever you think you're gonna do, I'm not gonna let it happen.

Sara: Uh, Captain, we're out of vegatarian meals.
*Amir snaps her neck*
A: Now you know I'm not playing, how you say, games.
D: What do you want, you son of a bitch.
A: All in due time. For now, you can set a course for Monte Carlo.
D: That's impossible, there's not enough gas.
S: I'm calling for a mid-air re-fuel.

Jake: Flight 942, ready for soft-dock.
A: You American are all the same. You sacrifice so much for your freedom but was it, how you say, sacrificed for you?
D: That sounded poetic but made no sense! I'm taking her down.
A: Don't be a, how you say, hero!
D: You know how to say it!

J: God help you, Flight 942. *flies away*

D: Ladies and Gentleman, buckle up. Things are about to get, how you say, bumpy.

*Dan and Amir crash land and slide along the floor, then Amir gets up and runs away*

S: So then what happened with the girl?
D: Oh, well after dinner, we went back to my place. For dessert.
*Jake salutes, and Streeter gets emotional and hugs Dan*