No-End Artemis Entreri Fanclub

Dear fellow Fan(girl)s,

since 1sentence is being lazy and not adding my claim, I figured I might just post it here.
In short: 50 themes, one sentence each, about Jarlaxle and Artemis (Entreri-samaaaa ♥♥♥), scrambled into some sort of order. Well... maybe someone is reading this comm after all ^^;;

The challenge

Pairing: Jarlaxle/Entreri *Entreri-muse smites Nari for uke presumption* Fine, fine. Entreri/Jarlaxle.

Theme set: Alpha (1sentence )

Rating: R-ey for the inavoidable bloodshed - uhm, we're talking drow and assassins here?

Warning: A spoiler or two.

More warnings: Blood. Murder. Villain fangirling. Evilness. More blood and murder. Implied slash, le gasp. Dashes and semicolon abuse due to the one-sentence rule. Terry Pratchett influence (especially #7 & #13). One footnote. One bad word. Two mercenaries.

Unnecessary Explanation no one cares about: drow = dark elves = evil. Except The Drizzit, er, Drizzt, goody-goody ranger and Entreri’s unrequited love bane of existence. Jarlaxle is the stylish and calculating leader of Bregan D’aerthe, a drow mercenary band (nooo, not music-related) who has employed Entreri to act as human front for the drow operations. When there was an uprising in Bregan D’aerthe, Entreri saved Jarlaxle’s hot sorry ass, and they have slept travelled together since. Of course, the story is a lot more complicated than that... and boy am I proud to have summarised it that short ^_^
And oh, right. Entreri... *fangirl* Entreri-samaaaaaaa!!!!  Entreri is awesome. Period.

Additional note: The sentences turned out kinda connected, after I was done, so it’s shuffled for continuity. But it’s really 50!

Dedication:  Myo-chan, who won the “guess-Nari’s-shiny” competition at the first try.


( 50 themes x 1 sentence )

Feedback is  FORCEFULLY DEMANDED, ON PAINFUL PAIN OF DEEEEEAAAAATH!!!!!  encouraged and appreciated, even the "You suck!!111" - I like it when people agree with me ;-).

May the thousand fans of the Artemis Empire descent upon you!!!! Our Fandom will cover the sun! And then we will read RAS in the shade!


Sorry, I NEEDED to do that.


Back to the bussiness. If you want to share your fanwork, dont hestiate! Do you know how to post in the club? Dont worry, I will tell ya! ;D

1. First, click in top option of the page "Post to joural"
2. Then click in "Publish in" box and choose "artemis_fanclub"
3. Paste your Fanfic, fanart or the links where we can see it!
4. Please state the type of work: Fanart, fanfic or fanwork (anything else) in the TAGS (below in the gray box)
5. Click to send and .....
6. DONE!! ;D We are ready to share the word of the Master!!! yay!

This is a sample of "Under Selune Eyes" and "Artemis meets fanfiction" LOL