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The Arborphilia Support Group
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[14 Dec 2007|03:05am] |
I'm Colleen. I love trees, I just don't *love* trees. Yeah. Anyway, here are a few pictures for you guys. I have a ton of tree pictures, just don't want to...overwhelm...you all.
( NSFW? )
How do you people feel about flowers? I have quite a few flower photos, as well.
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| I Saw the most beautiful tree and vowed to love it forever... |
[04 Nov 2007|01:26am] |
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I have to say.. today was probably the best day of this year. I was on the way to work.. When I saw him. He was long, tall and handsome, and he looked fairly colorful. His leaves were orange and bright red, and just the site of him made me feel a hapiness I have never felt before. I couldnt help but pull over. His leaves went well with the color of the sky, and he had the friendliest looking face i had ever seen. I decided id call him Phillip Rae. I cannot wait to get to know phillip, as i believe he will make the perfect mate. His Zest for life made my will to live a bit stronger. He allowed me to take a leaf home as a token of our newly found friendship, and I hope, that it will blossom into much more. The Dirt that grew around him was soft and welcoming, and I Layed beneath it for a while. I was so caught up in this beautiful finding, that i was 20 minutes late for work. It was worth it. I am sure Phillip Rae and I will bloom into something stronger than life itself.
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[08 Feb 2007|04:34pm] |
i take this shit and i burn it into ashes
keeps me WARM!
ps i breathe in the smoke and it makes my nostrils black. i love the smoky scent.
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lol treefags
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| Tree Identification |
[21 Jan 2007|06:12pm] |
I have a tree, it's some sort of conifer.
The picture I took was of a branch I found, it was winter and their were no needles on the branch, which doesn't help.
The tree branch was found in Indiana, but I have an Indiana trees book of both native and non-native introduced species and it's not in there.
Does anyone know what kind of conifer this is
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| Tree Pornography |
[18 Nov 2006|05:26pm] |
Now, I know this community has a no tree pornography rule and I applaud it for that! But, instead of not posting tree pornography because we want to be taken seriously, does anyone feel offended by tree porn? I believe trees should not be objectified. They should be respected! And many trees are harmed during the filming of tree porn :( I just love trees, so so much, it pains me to see them being objectified/abused for someone's cheap thrill!!
Please do not support tree pornography!
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| The morality of avoiding abrasion |
[10 Nov 2006|07:30pm] |
In my deep deep contemplations of issues, I am wondering, would it be considered an abusive relationship to use sandpaper or other means to smooth the tree to avoid splinters?
I also find that when a tree has lost bark, the wood under the bark is very smooth... sometimes moist if the bark was still alive. I am worried that this might lead me to abuse the trees... for example, one time I even burned the bark after I tore it off, amongst the kindling of fallen limbs of my love's brethren...
I am a monster, and yet I cannot stay away from the shade they provide and warming my hands by their corpses' fumes and light...
Anyway, there is a logical reason too, and that's since it is highly advised here to wear the condoms to avoid the STDs, if you don't sand it smooth then they could tear and I could get her pregnant! Nooo.
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[12 Oct 2006|09:32pm] |
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Hey there veggie lovers. How y'all doing? I met a very special tree today. I'll try and get a piccy soon
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| ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!! |
[30 Sep 2006|02:37pm] |
This tree looks pretty hot, right? You sure you want to mate with her?
Well, my friends, this is why you should always wear a condom. This tree, in actuality has an STD. My friends, this is exactly why you should practice safe sex.
Check out this site for more details. (NSFW)
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| Hah! |
[24 Sep 2006|09:53pm] |
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Front 242- Circling Overland |
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"Fuck you, I'm a Cypress"
'Nuff Said.
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[18 Sep 2006|03:02am] |
Hi friends and fellow tree lovers
As you have heard, I am soon to wed. Gargenti and I have made up! He's forgiven me for having "roaming eyes" as he has said. (He communicates to me via fallen leaves. 3 fallen leaves in a row means "I am horny." 5 fallen leaves means "I love you." Etc Etc.(
You are all invited to my wedding.
It will take place on March 2 2007. I plan to have Panera Bread cater the event. Can I have a show of hands? Who will be attending?? Thank you all. God bless
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| Support |
[05 Sep 2006|02:06am] |
If you are an arborphiliac, or you support the cause of arborphilia — and people's right to choose what to love, I have created this helpful banner for you:
If you can also link this image to this community and spread the word, that can also help. Also, is anyone here interested in helping me build a website? Although this community has existed for a long time, we still don't have a website about arborphilia.
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