HEY YOU GUYS I CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT LATELY SO HERE'S SOME OLD STUFF TO TAKE UP SPACE. :Db

Title: 046. Stuffed Animals
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Notes: this has been sitting around on my computer for a while. i was going to toss it and write something better because this totally sucks, but everything else i tried only sucked more. D:

( You are such a faggot. )

Title: Make My Toes Like Curly Fries
Rating: R
Genre: Pointless Porn/Humor
Notes: title is accredited to three 6 mafia and their laughably gangsta lyrics. this was for meitachi; she gave me the prompt KangTeuk, blowjobs in public places!

( NO MORE TALK, ONLY SEX! )

Title: untitled
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Genre: Gen/Humor
Notes: this one was for sugarless_666 with the prompt Se7en/GD, English slang. i-i have no idea what i was doing with this one.

( urban dictionary this shit. )

Title: 092. Gorgeous
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/Romance
Notes: another prompt from meitachi! this one was kihae: magazines, and it's really, really lame, you guys. i'm sorry. ALSO, i realized after writing it that it fit one of the suju 100 prompts. HOORAY LAZINESS. \o/

( No, you're the expert on how to be sexy. Show me how it's done. )