we're anti jay leno!

Tue, 30 May 2006 20:54:37 GMT

Hi, I'm new to this community, and I HATE Jay Leno. He never striked me as funny, nor the least bit charming. -barf-

Anyways, has any of you ever watched his show while waiting for Conan to come on (ex: letterman is on reruns, etc.) and you actually fell asleep? It's happened to me. A whopping 3 times. I was watching his show (oh god it was so boring) and I decided to take a quick cat nap since the boredom was killing me.

I woke up two hours or so later. I woke up to a Jay Leno rerun. It was a complete nightmare; BUT REAL. I actually started crying. It was sad. :/

Like I said before - Leno sucks. :D Conan rules, woohoo.

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:22:06 GMT

I have Sifl and Olly Seasons 1 2 and the unaired season 3 and the top 9 count down videos on dvd. $25+shipping for all of them.
-Charlie

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:07:14 GMT

Sometimes I think it is important to feel pain in order to appreciate happiness. As a result, during a Letterman commcercial break, I reluctantly changed the channel to Leno, and I have to admit- that is the worst show on television. It was abosultely horrible. Leno was less funny than his guest Tyra Banks, who after opening her mouth, I realize that she is now unattractive.

After a 20 minute cold shower, I am getting my strength back.

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 22:59:13 GMT

hate jay leno? yeah, i know how that goes. well, if you're like me, and i know you are, that means you absolutely love everything else!! & then of course, you'd love _metal_babes!!! it's got it all! the best music ever? got it! alpha-bits soup? it's there! gnomes? all the time! acclaimed jingle writer paul anka? well, no, he left the community, but still! who needs all this lame non-metal-head-communities bullshit? i sure don't. so, i'm joining _metal_babes, why don't you?

I found this

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 06:59:26 GMT

Whilst combing my own archives for bits of humor or wisdom...

There is one person that I would love to stab in the eye with a sharpened toothbrush...

Jay Leno.

Then I would take the bloody and eye-goo-i-fied shiv and use it on every Jay Leno fan I can find until the police wrestle me to the ground. However, once they hear what Im doing, Im sure they will release me, and possibly even help with my Holy Mission.

I think we all agree with that sentiment...

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:52:04 GMT

I know they are a dime a dozen, but I want to ask just in case. Who wants a GMail account?

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:31:20 GMT

Does anyone know if Conan is going to keep the show in New York, or is he going to California?

I personaly hope he stays in New York.

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:43:58 GMT

I've decided I needed to rant about freaking Leno.

He's an ass.

He needs to grow up.

He's scum. Not ONLY is he not funny, he's SCUM. Scum of the earth. I hate how he presses people to talk about their private lives on air, especially their love lives. They don't want to tell you! Shut up! Go home!

He makes fat jokes all the time. Okay, some fat jokes are funny. Because it's true. I'm fat. But I don't like when fat people make fat jokes about other fat people. LIKE LENO.

Uh, hey, Santa? I'd shut up.

Ugh.

Fucking moron.

HEY

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:07:01 GMT

Hey all! I'm new, and I LOVE CONAN! Being the loser that I am, I wrote this while being encouraged by my brother and other losers who love Conan. I'm hoping that one day it will get to him, and I will be known as "The one who wrote the ode to conan" Or Debb...whichever....AS LONG AS I'M MENTIONED BY CONAN! Yay! He's so sexxy...tehe...aright, well...that's it! Here's my ODE TO CONAN:

An Ode to Conan (O'Brien)
By: Deborah McGhee

Conan, oh Conan,
With hair of red.
If not for your jokes,
We'd all be dead.

Conan, we love you,
More than you know.
I suffer whenever
I don't watch your show.

I stay up and wait,
For a glimpse of your beauty.
I especially like
When you shake your booty.

Oh Conan, dear Conan,
How we all love thee.
For you I would
cut off my own knee.

And wrap it up, in a box,
In a pretty bag.
Give it to you on your show,
Giggle and call you a fag.

Then run away,
Enjoy myself, as security runs after me.
Then fall before I get very far,
Because I gave you my knee.

from http://www.mcsweeneys.net

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 03:12:47 GMT

A little bit of Jay Leno bashing is featured in McSweeney's...

SUPER BOWL LORE.

BY ADAM UNDERHILL
- - - -

The first Super Bowl, in 1967, wasn't even called the Super Bowl! It was called the AFL-NFL Royal Rumble, and was broadcast on two networks. Although many people remember it for a hilarious Chuck Wagon commercial, the game itself was actually quite exciting. The Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs as benchwarming receiver Max McGee, who had spent the previous night in a brothel, an opium den, and, finally, jail, caught two touchdowns.

In Super Bowl VII, Miami held Richard Nixon to just 18 yards on 14 rushing attempts as the Dolphins defeated Washington 24-20.

In the '70s, it was the Pittsburgh Steelers who were America's darlings. Before Super Bowl XIII, the Cowboys' "Hollywood" Henderson told the press that Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw "couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the C and the A." He was correct.

Also in Super Bowl XIII, with Pittsburgh leading Dallas 21-14 in the third quarter, Cowboys receiver Jackie Smith dropped a sure touchdown pass. "Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America!" exclaimed the announcer, as Smith vomited for five whole minutes in the end zone and left the game with a 103-degree temperature.

Although the Chicago Bears won the Best New Artist award for "Super Bowl Shuffle" at the '86 Grammys, hard-core fans knew they'd been playing together for years.

Joe Montana was always a cool customer, but never more than in Super Bowl XXIII versus Cincinnati. Down by three with 3:20 left in the game, the 49ers huddled up for a final drive. As Montana began to call the play, someone in the stands caught his eye. "Hey, isn't that John Candy?" he asked his teammates. He then led his team on a 92-yard drive to win the game in the final seconds, only to learn later that it was actually Louie Anderson.

In the early '90s, the Buffalo Bills lost four straight Super Bowls. This despite being quarterbacked by Jim Kelly, a.k.a. "Black Belt Jones."

Whenever Dallas's gargantuan but lovable defensive tackle Leon Lett made a mistake, broadcasters only needed simply to say his name and laugh. Try it: "Leon Lett!"

In January 1997, the Green Bay Packers finally returned to the Super Bowl and won. I was so drunk that night that I stood on top of a table at a bar, urinated, then did a stage dive into the crowd and was abruptly dropped on my back.

The incident involving Janet Jackson's exposed breast at halftime of Super Bowl XXXVIII continues to be a wellspring of material for Jay Leno's monologue.

I know..

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 09:48:54 GMT

I know we all hate Jay Leno with a fiery passion that could burn down our beloved forests...

But who is worse to watch?

Jay Leno?

Or

Carson Daley?

I cant stand either of them, but I cant decide who I hate worse... who is less funny, who is more awkward... each for a plethora of differing reasons... maybe you guys can help me decide;)

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 03:03:22 GMT

I'm so glad I found this. I remember when I was the only peron on LJ who listes "hating Jay Leno" as an interest.

Conan is god. <3

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:10:22 GMT

Johnny Carson died

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:47:43 GMT

hello! I'm new hear and I happen to despise that horrid THING that calls himself a comedian.

I do however, adore Conan O'Brien. I think he's absolutly wonderful. Yes, Im a crazed Conan freak.

Did anyone happen to see the New Years episode that Leno did. Does he really think hes funny? i was hoping that since Motley Crue cursed the television network would take the show off the air. Eh, I can dream.

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 23:15:35 GMT

Jay Leno. The biggest ass kisser ever i mean seriously. I read this a while back about him and sorry i don't have the link to prove it, but the simpsons spoffed it. When Homer was in the back closet listening in on what the producers of ichy and scratchy had to say about poochy. well my older brother and me read an article that when NBC was deciding who to pick to fill Johnny Carson in the Tonight show, Unloyal jay squeaks his fatass in and listens to what they were saying. Thats just sick if you ask me.

TOP FIVE REASONS JAY LENO IS A TOOL:

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 02:42:59 GMT

if anyone heard howard stern this morning he made a list of 5 reasons leno is a tool. and they posted this list today on howardstern.com

#1 - Jay plays it safe. He's doing the same boring crap that he used to mock and ridicule others for doing when he was a young comedian.

#2 - The way Leno snuck behind Howard's back when he hired Stuttering John Melendez. Howard said he doesn't care that John works for Leno, and he's happy for him. In fact, John leaving has been great for the show because Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy have come aboard and they are really motivated and doing tons of work. But Howard hated the way that Jay, who claims to be his friend, didn't even give Howard a courtesy phone call while all this was going on. And then Howard got on the phone with him and called him every bad name in the book and Jay just said he hoped they could still be friends!!

#3 - Jay rips off 90% of his material from this show!

#4 - Leno has way too many cars. It makes Howard sick! He should donate some of that car money to charity or something. And the worst part is, Jay doesn't even realize what a tool he looks like driving those cars! Howard said Jay really looks like a tool when he rides his motorcycle with real bikers every once in awhile. Howard knows that he has looked like a tool before, like when he made a movie about his wonderful marriage and then got divorced, but at least he admits it!!

#5 - Jay personally apologizes to anyone he offends! If he hears that someone is upset with something he did or said on the show he'll call them up and personally apologize. So that's it, that is what makes him a tool.

new kid!!!

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 14:39:54 GMT

Oh my GOD...
Words cannot describe the burning nebula of HATE I have for Jay Leno.
But I LOVE Conan. Seriously, for about two years I had the biggest little girl crush on him. My best friend and I even made a Conan website.

can you say obsession?

yes finally

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 23:48:22 GMT

After a 17-year run, Jay Leno has announced that he will turn over "The Tonight Show" to Conan O'Brien in 2009. Leno will officially make the announcement during this evening's "Tonight Show" - a show that also celebrates the 50th Anniversary of the late night institution.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:03:03 GMT

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000642741
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000642741
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

not funny

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 14:49:54 GMT

I have been a member of this group for over a year. I just wanted to say something.

Jay Leno is not funny.

That is all. Thank you.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:09:46 GMT

hey everybody, there's a new community, http://www.livejournal.com/community/conancapsdaily/ that's going to have screencaps from EVERY episode of Conan daily, and it's going to be updated everyday. on the weekends, since Conan isn't on, there will be new Conan icons. it's run by ihartpunkboyz

thanks guys!

Chris Wolsnott

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 08:41:17 GMT

OK, this guy is an idiot. He has a very dumb pompous website too. He writes that (according to the snarky-and true-blurb on TVBarn.com) "James Wolcott blogs that Letterman's had it and Jay does the superior show--interesting that he doesn't have a comment board."

Interesting indeed. He does have an e-mail address (creatively, it's james@jameswolcott.com) though at which you might tell him why you wouldn't make a frog on a rock watch Chin's show. Here's his short and very useless post

Geeky vs. Grumpy
Posted by James Wolcott
"That pinhead Leno."

That is what David Letterman called rival Jay Leno last night. Mock-heroizing himself for working on Labor Day while other celebrity biggies (such as Oprah) were extending their weekend, Letterman got a big laugh taking a rip at Leno for being among the loafers.

I'm not a Leno fan or defender, but Letterman really ought to knock this stuff off.

First of all, Leno has a work ethic so phenomenal it's almost perverse. He almost never takes hiatus weeks, hates doing them when he does (he's probably do fifty two weeks a year of new shows if it weren't for the burnout it do to his writers and production staff), and when he's not doing the Tonight show he's doing standup in Vegas and other laugh palaces. In fact, the show last night was a new show; he didn't take Labor Day off.

But more importantly, Letterman's sneering has been a one-sided round of hostilities for over a decade now. From everything I've read and heard, Leno's been eager to repair their friendship or at least call a truce for ages; it's Letterman holding the grudge. He's been holding that grudge for so long it's become a dowager's hump.

It no doubt vexes Letterman and his legion of fans that Leno is the ratings king. Letterman is edgy and moody; Leno is yappy and ingratiating. Letterman disdains showbiz phoniness; Leno seems to epitomize it. Letterman came through like a champ after 9/11; Leno was a happy hustler for Arnold Schwarzenneger. It seems unfair that a slugger like Letterman should run a perennial second behind this shovel-chinned square.

It's not unfair. The Tonight Show is a superior broadcast to The Late Show. It's better-written, more imaginatively produced, faster paced, more energetic in every aspect. Leno packs a wealth of topical material into each monologue while Letterman lets drop three or four jokes dragged out with a battery of annoying mannerisms. Where Leno's delivery is clean, quick, and efficient, Letterman is forever buttoning and unbuttoning his jacket, taking that underhand golf stroke after the punchline or making a "pow" fist. At the desk he's even worse, fussing like an old man with his glasses and fidgeting with those damned blue cards before twirling them into the miniature Manhattan backdrop to the recorded sound of shattering glass. The recurring segments--"Will This Float?"--are an amateurish embarrassment and give off the stale air of why-bother.

Of course Letterman's bored with doing the show. Who wouldn't be after all these years? Johnny Carson kept himself honed and toned by taking a lot of time off and cultivating other interests (like astronomy), a luxury Letterman doesn't have due to the ratings war with Leno. But if you're that bored, quit. He's made enough money, he has nothing left to prove, he has a child to raise; there are better things in life than throwing pencils at the cue-card guy for the 10,000th time and exchanging empty repartee with Paul Shaffer.

I may not like Leno as a comic, but he's King of Late Night for a reason--he's earned the crown.

09.07.04 10:07AM

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 22:33:19 GMT

hey, i'm new here! i must say, i was ridiculously happy to find this community. i LOATHE leno; he needs to die in hell. well, maybe not. but he needs to GO AWAY, because he definitely sucks arse. i myself am a die hard Conan fan. hnn *conan salute* leno sucks! have a nice day

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 04:50:37 GMT

hey guys--im new to this one. i thought it was really funny reading about how much people hate leno though. haha..me and my fellow conan loving buddies hate him too. i just watch letterman while im waiting for conan to come on, and trying to stay awake. [note: leno does NOT help someone stay AWAKE] i dont like his show at all. i dont understand how the NBC people think that leno's show is better then conans! i mean, come on. just because he gets all the musical guests people have heard of, and just because he gets all the best movie stars, doesnt mean conan's show isnt just genuinely better. accept it grey-partially black-annoying laugh guy!

Jay definitely blows

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 23:55:11 GMT

If anyone wants, there's a really good group dedicated to Dave. www.yahoogroups.com/group/davidlettermanclub. Yeah, Jay is sooo un-funny. I dn't know why people watch him. It's one of life's great mysteries...like why Paris Hilton is always on television, or why anyone watches the Lifetime channel. Anyway....he sucks.