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[May. 13th, 2008|09:07 am] |
i'm a gemini and i had to share this story with people who understand.
the first semester of college i had a virgo roommate who adored me. naturally, the day we met she told me her life story and all this shit i never asked about, it was awesome.
-told me she'd slept with between 45-55 guys (and oh my how this number rose the following months)
-was still in love with the guy who got her pregnant and would often wait outside his house for him to come home from soccer practice because he stopped talking to her.
-had prescriptions for prozac, adderall, oxycontin, and a bunch more that i'd think counteraffect each other and were years old that she still had and took somedays, didn't take other days.
-one night my friend and her boyfriend were going to bed, and the Virgo comes into the room, turns on the light, and starts lining up trash on the table, wiping up stuff, crazy organizing everything in the room. my friend yells, 'are you serious? we're going to bed, please get out.' the Virgo ignores her and begins to go through boyfriend's closet, organizing his drawers and completely disrespecting the space. my friend gets out of bed, yells at her to leave, and turns the light off and opens the door. the virgo goes "turn the light back on so i can clean!" my friend says, "fuck you, i'm getting naked and going to bed." finally, as my friend begins undressing, the virgo leaves.
-she desperately tried to seduce an older man who wanted nothing to do with her. she began stalking him, again waiting around his house, calling him every hour. one night she raped him! they were at a party, and he was completely wasted, and she was stone sober. she drove him home, went into his house despite his protests, and when he passed out, she laid on top of him and had sex with him
i'm not sure how many of these things are astrologically related, but HOLY SHIT SHE WAS THE MOST PSYCHOTIC PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
also she'd do things like, i'd be making a bowl of cereal. she would watch me like a hawk, i'd pour the milk, maybe spill a drop on the counter, and then when i was returning the milk to the fridge, she'd get up and wipe the mess up, glaring at me. like, holy shit, i'd clean it, chill the fuck out.
yep! i can always tell when people are virgos because they just have some air about them that irritates me. like, i guessed heidi montag from the hills was a virgo, and a lot of other people i've met. they're mostly well-meaning, but they are just irritating as shit. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2007|06:01 pm] |
Oh man, finding this comm (like many of you) has made me seriously LoL.
I'm a Pisces, the polar opposite of Virgo, yet my sister, a number of my friends, and two guys I've dated out of three are that sign! I attract them, and they drive me nuts. Go figure.
At home, my Virgo sis bosses the entire family around like she's the mother, when she's in fact the youngest in the family! And she has actually told me to my face that she cannot accept me because I am weird (well I hate to break it to you, but I'm a pisces! Of course I'm weird!).
Also, my mom's a Sag, and sometimes she comes home crying from work because, guess what? Her two major co-workers are Virgos, and they consistently pick on her!
I don't know what it is, but the sign's notorious for being nitpicky, and not accepting people for who they are. Although if you get right down to it, important Virgos in your life do care; they just have an insecurity complex they have to work on, I think. :) |
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| Virgos are bad news? I hear ya. |
[Oct. 27th, 2007|10:01 pm] |
So I accidentally found this community through Google whilst searching for the line "always thinks he's right" (don't ask me why). I'm surprised I'm not the only one with a beef against people born under an astrological sign - it seems weird and irrational. But I've had too many negative experiences with Virgos in my life to not feel that way.
The first one was a girl in highschool. She was what you'd consider a 'best friend' in highschool but at the same time, the friendship was completely dysfunctional. She criticized everything about me to make herself feel better, and nothing I did was good enough. Get this: I didn't walk right, talk right, looked funny, acted weird. She criticized everything from my clothes to the way I laughed. She was smart and a total perfectionist, very good at studying and making reports, always getting high grades and always knowing what to do. Me, I am pretty smart too. But I'm chaotic, emotional and disorganized (might be a Scorpio thing.) And no matter what I did, I was never good enough. I clung to her because I had nobody else in highschool, but eventually she ditched me at the worst possible time and I completely broke down.
I actually have three friends who are Virgos. At some point they were all good friends - but they all share something in common. I am never able to convince them that their point of view may not be the One And Only Right One In The Entire Universe. Trying to have a discussion with them is impossible, they don't listen, all they try to do is convince me that I'm wrong and that they are right. Pointing out that they could improve in something is useless, they feel that they're doing things the one and only perfect way. And last but not least, my ex-bf was a Virgo, and there were enough Virgo-typical personality qualities that made him an ex. Most importantly, the complete stubbornness in his own ways and inability or lack of interest to see things in another way.
I think what I completely dislike about almost every Virgo I have known is not so much their relentless perfectionism: but their inability to empathise and truly understand another person's point of view, not being able to see beyond their own view of the world, not considering that things are different for different people, and expecting everyone to adapt to their rules and values.
Of course there are exceptions, and I wouldn't go as far as hating someone based merely on their astrological sign. Still, as an overly emotional, passionate, complex, chaotic, disorganized and sensitive Scorpio, I find myself at odds with Virgos way too often to not pay attention to the zodiac... |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|07:36 pm] |
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As of yesterday we are now in Virgo.... argh... my least favorite time of the year. |
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| i'm bored |
[Aug. 12th, 2007|08:26 pm] |
So I'm posting a little somethin in here for fun. I'm actually a virgo and I think I have the worst sign ever! I hate myself and the way I'm so sensitive, insecure, and stubborn. Virgo is the most boring sign ever, ew. But I don't have some virgoan qualities: They're supposed to have high foreheads, widely spaced eyes, good looks, and organization... and I don't have any of that :(! Poo. Anyway, according to astrology, I go well with Tauruses, Capricorns, and Scorpios, are any in here? Anyway I agree with that stuff. Tauruses connect well with me & a lot of the guys I like are sexy (Scorpios) and outgoing (Capricorns).
Well, that's it! This site's been the funniest thing since the uglyasians community :).
p.s. Try not to hate on me too much! |
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| virgos should be condemned to hell |
[Jul. 26th, 2007|09:25 pm] |
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nah i'm kidding. allow me to introduce myself before i begin talking shit, i'm a gemini. rising sign sagittarius, moon in taurus [which i act nothing like] anyways. why is it that virgos are such annoying weirdos? honestly. i haven't met 1 virgo that i didn't find annoying. my dad is a virgo. sick hell up in here. he wants everything clean, everything has to perfect. sometimes i'll be in the car, and he offers me gum, and i put the little wrapper in the cup holders, keeping in mind that yes i will throw it away as soon as we get out of the car. and that fuck head already starts bitching how it's fucking messy in the car. if we go out to eat somewhere and all of a sudden he spills a little bit on his shirt, he fucking cries over how he feels like he has syrup all over his head and how that stain makes him feel like he hasen't showered in years. he also ALWAYS thinks he's right. he loves and loves and loves AND LOVES! to brag about himself and how "amazing" he is. i'm almost surprised he's not a leo with an ego like that. but i have noticed a lot of virgos do have egos. and they think they're the shit. also, whenever i make a joke about something, he over plays that shit like no tomorrow. and i'm like "okay dad, it's not really funny anymore!" the only cool thing about him, is that he works hard for the family and knows how to spend money on his daughter, i mean what? oops. :P he's not the only virgo i've encountered that acts like that. why were they put on this planet? oh yeah, to annoy the living shit out of us. excuse me for cussing so much >< |
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[Apr. 9th, 2007|05:31 pm] |
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I have a crush on a Virgo right now. I'm quite certain the gods are laughing at me right now. Anyway, I'm going to have to leave the community, but if he pisses me off, I'll be right back. |
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| A nice, warm holiday post |
[Dec. 23rd, 2006|01:41 am] |
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If the character of Ebeneezer Scrooge in Charles Dickens's novel A Christmas Carol had been a Virgo instead of a Capricorn, he would have argued self-righteously with all the spirits the entire time, and he would have come out of the experience crueler and more materialistic than ever.
If Santa Claus were a Virgo, the only presents the children of the world would ever get for Christmas would be things such as grey sweaters and boxes of #2 pencils.
If Frosty the Snowman were a Virgo...wait a minute, he probably is a freaking Virgo! |
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| Recently burned by Virgo unkindness, just joined |
[Oct. 25th, 2006|11:31 pm] |
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I read something here just now about Virgos having very few friends. Perhaps that's because they don't really deserve to have any at all ever? It's as if the more you love them, the more they want to hurt you. Pity the ones who refuse to believe in karma. They never make the connection that the way they treat people is why all those bad things keep happening to them. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2006|09:10 pm] |
Man this community made me laugh! I love it haha.
My friends and I have this thing about always wanting to guess peoples signs and like Virgo is definatly our least fave so anytime we dislike someone or we think they are a shiesty person we are always like oh they muust be a Virgo haha ;) |
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[Jun. 30th, 2006|12:35 pm] |
John Couey
(Click the pic for the story)
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| Oh sweet JESUS. |
[Feb. 6th, 2006|10:03 pm] |
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I cannot believe there are others who downright despise Virgos.
...well.
Okay. Here are some virgos I know.
My brother.
My grandmother.
This boy from my school who annoys the heck out of me.
I'm a Sagittarius. A double Sagittarius. (Rising, sun.)
My brother, of course, is an alcoholic and someone you who CANNOT win an arguement with. He ... just ..doesn't see things clearly and .. just ..ugh. Controlling.
My grandmother is always nagging. Always has to be right. She's also bipolar. Not a good mix, eh? My friend's grandmother is also a virgo. Her mom had to go planning for a funeral with her grandmother. That would /suck/.
This virgo I know is ..just ..ugh. Like, in Science today he decided to mark his purple pen on my arm today while I was listening to the teacher.
....then I remember seeing this one Virgo girl on myspace, who put down 'Don't even try to friend me if you're ugly.'
Wow.
Okay. Done. |
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| Ello! |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|05:15 pm] |
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errr..hi. I'm not quite sure why I joined this community, I dont really have anything against Virgos (although I have noticed the unpleasent traits in some Virgo people I know)I guess this community amuses me. I'm a Libra btw, which I personally find to be a very annoying sign as well (no offence to any Libra's here) but anyway, look forward to being in this community |
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[Sep. 6th, 2005|06:10 pm] |
Hellooooo there. I am a Gemini (Taurus cusp), rising Aries, moon Libra. And I laughed when I saw this community :D I was thinking of all anti-zodiac communities that could be made, it would have to be... you know, an "annoying" one, like Gemini (I admit it!) or something. Quite glad to see I'm not the only one who can't stand Virgos :D
Virgos bore me to tears, they're never pleased, and they really don't give a shit about your feelings if it doesn't benefit them, ksry. My experience, anyway. Pleasure to meet you all.
And one more note: It seems like more than half of these members (just speaking in generalization, of course) are Virgos. Umm, why? If I saw a community that said "I HATE GEMINIS," I'd steer away and go on with my happy way. Why associate yourself with people who you know probably aren't overly fond of you (judging by the community name)? Though this is mostly a fun, silly community, some of them seem genuinely offended. Well, no shit. No matter who exists and what they've done, there's someone out there who hates them, and there's nothing you can do to change their opinion. :P
EDIT: All scary, evil typos fixed. Eat me. |
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| Hey~ |
[Aug. 22nd, 2005|01:06 pm] |
I'm a Virgo~
NOOOO~
You don't have to worry about me. I stumbled upon this site from the Virgo comm. and was interested.
At first I was like, "WTF?!" But then I started reading the post and I was like, "Haha, yea, that's true!" So I decided to join...because the least this comm can do is help point out the all to loud faults of Virgos/me. : ) And provide me with much entertainment. Cheers. : /
xD And the funny thing is: So one fine evening an Aquarian and Aries were talking. They decided Virgos suck. Then the Aquarian made an livejournal community.
I don't like Aquarians (a bit of the time)~xP Not all of them, we just don't...do...well together. Like my brother. >_< And my ex-boyfried-now just distant friend. As long as I'm not around them like all day or for long periods of time, we are cool. But, I DO have an Aries friend and we love each other, so yeah...I have a Taurus friend (she's stubborn, but I love her), Scorpio friend (love her too), and a Pisces friend believe it or not! And a Libra roommate, we are chill. My mother and step-dad are scorpios. My real dad is a Sagittarius. : \ And my 'sort of step-mother' is a Pisces (we clash a bit sometimes).
It's funny that you all pick on Virgos about being anal and overly/obsessively organized. Yeah, I have my anal moments, but that's just when I'm bitchy and I attribute that to the moon once every month.: \ I have things I dislike, just like everyone else, but I don't feel like I jump people's shit over it. I have good 'ignore to the best of your abilities' skills. : ) OI! I'm so not an organized person. I like mess~:O! Hm, anything else stereotypical of Virgos you'd like me to address personally???
Well...
Just wanted to say, "Hey, I'm a Virgo and I suck!" :D |
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