caatinga (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} caatinga) wrote in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} anthropologist,@ 2008-07-21 22:24:00 |
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Guys...have you ever checked out Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's personal blog?
http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/
Actually, it's not such a great blog; he never updates. But I find this interesting if not a little hilarious...maybe his real entries are friends-only.
Edit: I hacked in there and this is what I found!
Today I got up and I popped open that new Britney Spears album. As against Western decadence as I am, I must say that “Gimme More” makes for some very beneficial listening to my great and beautiful ears. I will invite her to Iran and make for her a chadoor and she will see the honor that is done proper muslim women. I will throw a party at my house and show her my secret collection of happy meal toys, which I keep around only to remind myself of the ruinous machinations of the west which is plagued with frivolousness and corruption, like little tiny plastic parts that break off easily and are not suitable for children below the age of 3. I am sure she will be pleased also to see that I still have my Addams family collection in complete and pristine condition. Don't worry Britney, I will tell them to leave you alone.
A big shoutout to all my Hollywood brothers sporting beards. Look at these handsome examples of Westerners following shariah, and they don’t even know it!
Looking good, Matt. Myself, I prefer the scruffy, I’m-just-your-average-dictator-who-likes-a-g
Some of you may have heard that Iran may be developing nuclear energy for use in bombing people, especially hateful Zionists. Well, let me put it here officially folks: I’m not doing anything with that nuclear power but using it to light up streets so people can walk safely at night, and take care of their plants and stuff. Except for women, who may be looking to seduce males by roaming around at such hours. And occasionally, I will use it to power my new all-Iranian made digital camera. I have a very nice camera made from technology developed solely in Iran. I have this cool picture of me in the mirror throwing up the peace sign to all my violent western adversaries with this awesome tan I just got but I can’t find it right now. :(
So yeah, some of you may know that there’s a bill on the books to make polygamy completely A-OK, I mean, without asking your first wife or anything! Awesome. Now, naturally I’m stoked for all my brothers who were thinking about dating new people, but this brother is as single as ever. So if you guys know any nice devout Persian virgins who look good completely covered up, you let me know! Nobody too talkative please. :) OK, well, that’s it for now. I’m off to go watch Project Runway, I mean, uh, pray to the Name of Almighty God, the All-Knowing, the Most Lovingly Compassionate ;). God willing, there's gonna be some sweet nervous breakdowns this week; living like a corrupt western infidel will do that to you though, that's all I'm sayin'. Well holler back if you want 2.
http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/
Actually, it's not such a great blog; he never updates. But I find this interesting if not a little hilarious...maybe his real entries are friends-only.
Edit: I hacked in there and this is what I found!
Today I got up and I popped open that new Britney Spears album. As against Western decadence as I am, I must say that “Gimme More” makes for some very beneficial listening to my great and beautiful ears. I will invite her to Iran and make for her a chadoor and she will see the honor that is done proper muslim women. I will throw a party at my house and show her my secret collection of happy meal toys, which I keep around only to remind myself of the ruinous machinations of the west which is plagued with frivolousness and corruption, like little tiny plastic parts that break off easily and are not suitable for children below the age of 3. I am sure she will be pleased also to see that I still have my Addams family collection in complete and pristine condition. Don't worry Britney, I will tell them to leave you alone.
A big shoutout to all my Hollywood brothers sporting beards. Look at these handsome examples of Westerners following shariah, and they don’t even know it!
Looking good, Matt. Myself, I prefer the scruffy, I’m-just-your-average-dictator-who-likes-a-g
Some of you may have heard that Iran may be developing nuclear energy for use in bombing people, especially hateful Zionists. Well, let me put it here officially folks: I’m not doing anything with that nuclear power but using it to light up streets so people can walk safely at night, and take care of their plants and stuff. Except for women, who may be looking to seduce males by roaming around at such hours. And occasionally, I will use it to power my new all-Iranian made digital camera. I have a very nice camera made from technology developed solely in Iran. I have this cool picture of me in the mirror throwing up the peace sign to all my violent western adversaries with this awesome tan I just got but I can’t find it right now. :(
So yeah, some of you may know that there’s a bill on the books to make polygamy completely A-OK, I mean, without asking your first wife or anything! Awesome. Now, naturally I’m stoked for all my brothers who were thinking about dating new people, but this brother is as single as ever. So if you guys know any nice devout Persian virgins who look good completely covered up, you let me know! Nobody too talkative please. :) OK, well, that’s it for now. I’m off to go watch Project Runway, I mean, uh, pray to the Name of Almighty God, the All-Knowing, the Most Lovingly Compassionate ;). God willing, there's gonna be some sweet nervous breakdowns this week; living like a corrupt western infidel will do that to you though, that's all I'm sayin'. Well holler back if you want 2.
