Took dis shit from kokanshu.

Name a fandom and I will tell you my:
One true pairing ship:
Canon ship:
If this happens, I'll stab my eyes out with a spork ship:
You are one sick bastard ship:
I dabble a little ship:
It's like a car crash ship:
Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet ship:
Makes no canon sense but why the hell not ship:
Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it ship:
When all is said and done... ship:

Truly, the world's two greatest canons have been created tonight: intern!Ryouhei working under closetedfag!Derek Stiles, and, of course, malemodel!FF vs XIII.

( you put the boom-boom into my heart! )

Just so you know, miarr and I are hot broads.

( I use only unscented soaps as that is the policy at our hospital )

AHAHA DEREK ACTUALLY HAS A LITERAL BEARD IN NEW BLOOD.

AS OPPOSED TO JUST A METAPHORICAL BEARD.

Y'KNOW. CAUSE. ANGIE.

HAHA GET IT.

YES OKAY.

dur i'm meh, blah blah blah, do this, do that, blah blah balh

so we made this thing that was like... sip and go naked or somethinh anf it's... interesting. It ia beer ad gin and limade and mint and water and AWESOME according to Ben who keeps telling us how much he loves us. That Ben.

GRAVITATION WITH FRENCH SUBS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. TRULY. FUCKING SPANIARDS ACCORDING TO BEN. GABE IS NOT SPANISH. ONLY SOMETIMES. NO NEVER. NEVER!

Ben: If I wanted dwarf porn, I'd look up Snow White.

Quote of the evening, right there.

Cat has a draining abscess. $500. Yay.

Wow. The cat that I was to adopt is pooing blood, and might have rabies. What could cause a cat to do that?

"Now Riku will need to find the real one and apoloize. It'll take a while, but he can do it. I know he can. He just needs to get past that large lump of sin called "pride"."

...I can honestly say that's one of the weirdest reviews I've ever gotten. It's so... Carrie. RIKU I CAN SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS 8|

In the incredibly unlikely event that I ever have youngins, I am definitely, totally going to name my son (or daughter, I'm not picky) Flay Gunnar. And I will have my significant other change their name to Flay Gunnar also.

I also rather like Kneecaps Titus Andronicus Bonerwell as I suggested to Stevie earlier on though.