There once was a mod
who was listenin' to her ipod
when she thought to herself, "Hey, it's time for Distorted!"
When she was done she looked back at her work
and the card she had worked on was freakin' contorted.
She looked at it with a smirk
and posted it on TCG
so that the members could earn some cards with glee.
Free cards? Sounds good, but too bad there's a catch.
If the answer you give me doesn't match
then you won't get
2 cards and a bronze cert.
But wait, hang on! There's one more thing!
You gotta get your answers in by the
29th or it's really gonna sting.
I know it's sad, but that's it for my rhyme.
Since you read this whole thing, I think I should thank you for your time.

I was bored, okay?! D: Just for clarification, the 29th is November 29, 2009.
Last round was Quiet09.