| Lauren ( @ 2008-04-05 09:19:00 |
| Current mood: | amused |
| Entry tags: | finalist: kristy lee cook |
Kristy Lee = Lose
As if you didn't need more reasons to think that Kristy Lee = lose, here's this that my friend who lives in Oregon commented on my LJ:
so i saw this and immediately thought of you.. i figure you'll find it amusing.
today i picked up a copy of the portland mercury, which is a really popular free independent weekly newspaper out here. well right on the top corner of the cover is this little banner that says "American Idon Fans: STOP VOTING FOR KRISTY LEE COOK! p.5" so i turn to page 5 and it is this section called "one day at a time" where they basically do a brief week in review of happenings in the media and politics for each day of the previous week. well this is the tuesday section of the article:
"Tuesday, March 25
As you know, Oregon has few celebrities. Therefore when our state does produce a famous person, we generally treat them with kid gloves. However, when it comes to Oregon native/American Idol contestant Kristy Lee Cook? Honey, the gloves are coming off! For those unfamiliar with this season of AI, Kristy Lee is a country-fried blonde bombshell who has slithered her way into the talent competition's top 10. Why are we bringing this up? Because it is now up to all Oregonian's to... STOP VOTING FOR KRISTY LEE COOK! Here's why she should be sent back to shoveling horse shit on her Selma, Oregon farm: On tonight's particularly horrific episode, Kristy Lee sand a faux-stirring rendition of the jingoistic Lee Greenwood tune "God Bless the USA" (sample lyric: "I'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm free." Ugh!) This will undoubtedly keep her in the competition for another month thanks to votes from the beer-swilling trailer park demographic, who falsely believe that a vote for Kristy is a vote against Osama bin Laden... and France. SECONDLY, on Kristy Lee's American Idol profile page she is asked, "Who is the person that you would most like to meet," to which she responds, "Jesus, James Franco, John Hagee." We have no problem with the first two, though George Clooney is clearly a superior choice to a guy with nails in his palms. Our problem lies with Kristy Lee's third choice, the Reverend John Hagee. As you may or may not know, the Rev. Hagee is a highly-paid televangelist who also believes that (a) America should make a preemptive military strike against Iran, (b) J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter is contemporary witchcraft, (c) abortions and homosexuality are immoral, (d) Catholicism is a "Godless theology of hate," (e) the Qur'an contains a "scriptural mandate to kill Christians and Jews," and (f) Hurricane Katrina was "the judgement of God against New Orleans." We have no idea how he feels about George Clooney - but if his other views are any indication, they probably wouldn't get along. SO LISTEN UP, OREGON! A vote for Kristy Lee Cook is a vote for those who idolize narrow-minded bigots - and who wants an American Idol like that?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H
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